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Jul 26, 2016 4:37 PM
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AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Wait for it...
ANewBadlyNamedUsername
Is not gif
HandBananananaTime
Cal-trans workers are the best in bed because they taKE FUCKING FOREVER.
bodeman
Magermagician
Much faster than in my town.
livinlikelarry406
Me
RGEpicMrT
Why did you speed it up?
Hoshizaki78
wtfsude
Portland's in the midst of its annual "seasonal projects" right now and this hits wayyyy too fucking close to home.
Dregin
My town has it's own 4 seasons. Winter, still winter, more winter, and construction. And nothing ever gets done.
HypnoToadHasNoPowerOverMe
You must be from Quebec ? Hi there !
Batclam1
Slower you slut !!!
vladimirtheliberator
Must be Pennsylvania.
RumbleBum
Haaaaaa. I waited. I hate myself.
XrectifyX
This is fake. Real construction doesnt wven go half as fast as this. Nice @OP
WayToLowToGetHigh
How did you find out that I'm actually a govt. contractor giving a false persona of how fast construction is!
BOOKGIRL21
This is priceless.
Koshunae
I agree. The city ran out of funding again so +4 years to paving the other side of the road.
PantyDestroyerPresidentOfTheStayFatClub
I waited too long for the gif to load.
squishatron5000
You are not alone. Watched waaaaay to long
MarckW
Seems about right.
Thiswasalltheyhad
Looks a little sped up to me, just sayin.
Alphaogre
This image needs cost numbers at the top shooting through the roof for no reason...
Couldnotthinkofagoodusername
A perfect loop! Bravo!
ADachshund
sprfrkdvd
Best gif I've seen in a long time.
ivtree
I-75 worst than any other. swears.
GodApollo
I see construction all the time but no one is ever there its just done one day out of no-where.
eromitlab
Sounds like Alabama road construction. The work's done in two days, the work zone speed limit signs stay up for the next year.
DannyDoggo
I agree...FAKE. There isn't a city worker carrying one piece of paper at a time to the trash truck.
justsignedupforthishit
Bastard. I raged against my crappy internet for whole minutes before I figured it out. Well played.
samsonguy920
No you didn't.
ToastMasterLex
Man, and you just signed up for this, too.
ADachshund
AreThoseMyPants
You can see the file type of an image at the bottom left corner when you hover your mouse over it. This is .jpg. Those aren't animated.
superking32
Welcome to the club...
mizzkay
That's how it is in Quebec too! :D
HypnoToadHasNoPowerOverMe
Sauf que nous y aurait aussi des photos radars avec des pancartes 50 km/h...
mizzkay
Sigh... oui c'est vrai
prfesser
Fake. No guys leaning on shovels for extended periods.
BenjimanStickyLiquid
I-4? Yup I-4
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
My city sets up fake construction zones just so they can lower the speed limit and charge double for speeding tickets.
serakaida
or some guy in high viz on the phone while eating a sandwich
Biocide669
They on lunch
ranchenthusiast
9 am lunch.
DJTrickyM
Whoever puts the cones down should do it, he's a legend among his people
BiliboyJenkins
It's in the contract, shovel handles cannot touch the ground.
Billis75
Your city has guys? Luxury!
AuntSharron
We have one mentally challenged fellow that they let drive the backhoe. He breaks water mains a couple times a year. Small towns are weird.
Herbivore710
Or 5 guys standing around watching 1 guy dig a hole
Feanor19
I know this is kinda a running joke but seriously I see this every single day. Every fucking day. Today was only 4 guys though
LincolnSiixEcho
One laborer and five supervisors
vi0letwaves
Seems accurate to me. It's always just a bunch of orange cones and signs saying "work ahead" with no one around.
Bananaformeow
I love when the speed limit signs are lower than normal, but have small print saying "if workers are present."
Iggloodamus
Same here, but it is because they do the work at night, usually. It's cooler and less traffic
PolishSpaceProgram
Fun fact: in Rhode Island, it's illegal to do road work at night.
GerberLegalTeam
What? That's the opposite of sensible.
Iggloodamus
Really!?!?!? Why? Safety regs or something?
PolishSpaceProgram
It's because they didn't have lights (like these: http://www.3benefitsof.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/light-tower.jpg), IIRC.
TooTallKoala
Construction on I-35 is a lot slower than this.
waynebradybitch
the first time i went out on 35, it was under construction for several miles. every time i go out there it's under construction. Did the
waynebradybitch
construction ever start or is it just leftover from never actually finishing 35 in the first place?
Bwuahahahaha
I-35E is still under construction. I can't wait until 2055 for it to be done.
UMustBeNooHere
As a Texan, can confirm.
DonOf952
I35 in Minnesota is terrible!
CaptainOfTheFederationStarshipEnterprise
Live off 35w. Can confirm.
ThermoNuke
Oklahoma here, can confirm I-35 still under eternal construction in Norman.
krisspy451
What's up Norman!! I'm not looking forward to football season with this construction.
MattDerKomponist
You stole my comment.
ThatComputerDude
I'm 26. Highway 290 in Houston has been under construction my entire life.
dedradawn
I was headed from Clear Lake to Austin via Beltway 8/Hwy 290 Saturday. Was diverted TWICE! I dread that stretch.
Jocan
I-75 in Cincinnati. Always under construction
Alexandria502
I lived in Dallas and went to uni near San Antonio and I can conform this.
SlagathorDeb
Going south on I-35 from Dallas is just as bad as going north on I-35 from Dallas. Just stay off of I-35 (if only it were that simple).
Kittendoodles
Take 281.
ExtremelyHappyGuy
Dallas dweller here, I-45 seems always under construction these days.
dasfunny
The entire city of Dallas is under construction right now, and it's infuriating.
ExtremelyHappyGuy
All too true :(
jj1520
whooo Dallas.
ineedasmallerusername
For realsies denton, for realsies
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
I-35 in San Antonio is HELL!!!
Rstarsteed
SA is catching up to Austin I-35. Stop . . . Stay stopped . . . keep stopping . . . now go 3'. Repeat until RRock where the go is 6'.
bluntedmoose
I havent been north of the loop in like 6 months. It'd be easier to get to the moon than Heritage Trace!
IWillChangeItLater
Holy shit, fellow dallas people. 635 was bad between 75 and 35 for a while, too.
summersavory
I-35 in Kansas is my personal hell.
AnokaJoe
Mine too...
williewilliewillie
I-35 and I-435 in kc are both nightmares
MrMrMichael
It's best when you have to drive on both to get to school...
freshprincessofks
Live near the I-35 & I-435 interchange. Fucking hell to drive through.
MeanBurrito
I'm not alone! I live right by the 435 and quivera exit
summersavory
Howdy neighbor!
MountainLionPhoto
75/121 junction isn't much better
hardcxresomthng
I too live in Fort Worth
Zreen
Wichita
BluntCunt
Representin' the East Side over here!
Zachakx
Me as well. 35 is quite awful, if I need to go to South fort Worth I just take haltom to the lower portion of 35. :/
TooTallKoala
I live in San Marcos.
BrizzleFizz0
Same.
bobboss
Round rock. I-35 is hell
c0diferous
Dragons fly together ????
Vysh2
Round Rock is its own special kind of hell.
LPlane2
Poor Illinois ran out of money again
stargirlxoxo
can confirm, we broke as fuck
TheGameOfEnder
Pennsylvania is probably worse.
logicalnonsenz
Chicago is a shit show of construction everywhere.
NickBean
Wisconsin too... takes like a whole year to dig, fix, and fill a small 3 foot x 3 foot hole...
crazypyro23
They're never gonna finish I90
DouglasDimmadomus
As someone who lives in Illinois, yup.
BearsWhiteSoxFan
Fucking I-90 will never get done.
Combatmatt
One of the few reasons i moved to the neighbor to the east
hammonds42
True that. Went to Illinois a month ago and blew a strut from the crappy roads. Though Indiana isn't much better.
besttservedCold
I have lived in Illinois my whole life. The I-90 has been under construction going on 19 years now.
clnoy
Is it pronounced ih-lih-nwa or ih-lih-noyz ?
Blodgarmpls
Which part? I dont take it that often but I cant recall encountering contruction from Ohare to downtown.
Auramau
I thought it was like this in all states, a vacation to Florida made interstates look like art, no potholes at all
Casswigirl11
Winters kill roads quickly because the repeated reezing and thawing expands and cracks concrete/asphalt.
TechnicallyRight
The best part is there's nothing to identify IL in the picture but you are still right :(
StartledKoala
*sigh* yep.
johntheswan33
killer10347
I think you mean Unfortunate Illinois bigwigs ran out with the money again
Jabral
My town is literally at a stand still as far as moving around because of traffic. Every road in or out is under construction
askunkbuttrug
Trapped! Trapped in Waukegan I tell you!
dropinbombz
32yrs myself.. 32yrs of massive potholes
JohnnyTitelips
It's not "running out of money" so much as "can't decide on a budget."
FlatBlackandCircular
As a civil engineer in Illinois ... :(
iPostDogs
RIP.
sleepy38
Welcome to the club. At least I'm on the border of Iowa so the work keeps coming in.
CrapBaskets
Yay Iowa.
PunPanda
It took 3 months to get my license plates.
lambueljackson
They have to put that money in their governor's prison commissary.
Smigions
I live in Chicago and the SO lived in wheeling. The exit to get to her house was under construction for like 3-4 years!!!
papayasown
It would piss me off to pay tolls in Chicago area and then have the roads not up to par or continuously under construction.
Smigions
It sucks when your state tax is $10.25 and the roads look like the surface of the moon.
Blodgarmpls
The Taylor exit on 90/94 has been under construction for 3 years so far. Doesnt look anywhere near completed.
Smigions
Yup, I asked one of the two construction workers I saw and he explained that they works low on purpose because they can stretch out the pay.
Blodgarmpls
Makes sense
jovihenke
The bridge on i55 by arsenal and the off and on ramp for arsenal road was god awful slow. That made my drive to work hellish
Cadybugladybug
Now the bridge on Rt 6 and 55 is under construction, it's hell there now.
TheScarlettStark
ROUTE 59 ANYONE?
gimmesomethinggood
Right
PoorPineapple
I've lived in Tampa for 12 years. Bruce B. Downs has been under construction the entire time.
Leadfoot
Fun fact, they will start work without the money to finish hoping to get bonds for money... rather than actually budgeting appropriately.
Leadfoot
They have actually stripped healthy sections of road here in order to effect upcoming bond votes... pisses me off.
larrymtl
They never run out of time for Matt Damon though.
DaSandwich22
Out of state person: "You don't have a budget?" Me: "I can't even spell budget" But that's probably because of the poor education system.
JohnnyTitelips
Illinois has the 8th best education system in the country.
DaSandwich22
Yikes. Not where I went. Guess it's just luck of the draw.
JohnnyTitelips
Kind of is. Very polarized. Either a very good school or a very bad school, usually.
Vyrro
*spent out of money
Benegesseritwitch75
Oh gwad I'm not the only one who looked at it and thought IL.
ItsyaboyGunny
However, Ohio always has more roadwork before the current projects get done
ClassicRockRubberDuck
You mean Louisiana right?
kcknit
I-94 in Milwaukee isn't planned to be completed until 2021. They started this reconstruction in 2009.
CluelessAmerican
How the fuck?
MrsAprilLudgateDwyer
Driving past the Pettit is the bane of my existence.
TheBeersPrayer
Theres 5 seasons in Illinois. Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall, and one that lasts forever; construction.
sysadm1n
Close. There are actually 4 seasons; Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
ManicStatic
There's only two seasons: Winter and Construction
1good100
The best part is after they finish they wait a month then tear it back up
CyberAkuma
I thought there were only two, winter season and construction season? (and sometimes they're the same season)
Ocolura
I think you're thinking of Michigan.
ladyatlas777
Nah, Buffalo, NY is what you're thinking of. ;-)
joewiththeflow
I dont think you people have been to chicago
suckafvck
Been here 21 years and there's NEVER no construction
NicolaiIV
There are only two seasons here, winter and construction
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
Wait, when did we have money?
bigstitz
I met a guy in Alabama who was from Illinois. He said it perfectly: Illinois is a great state to be FROM.
HumpDay
That's crazy, my dad is in Alabama (originally from IL) and says that all the time. O.o
eromitlab
I live in AL. I'll put our stretch of I-20/59 from Tuscaloosa to the MS state line up against anyone who says their state's roads suck.
eromitlab
Hell, I-20 near the Georgia state line literally killed someone several years ago.
sweatshopkids
I-74 bridge anyone? Iowa's ready but Illinois isn't!
LPlane2
That is what I was thinking when I wrote that.
Methamphetamines
Galesburg here.
MemeStealingSkeleton
And they just keep throwing money at that shit heap instead.
JohnnyTitelips
Illinois is too busy being relevant.
ARNPTweed
Recently moved from the cities to FL. So do not miss that disaster freaking bridge. They're still not done?!
sweatshopkids
I don't know but the bottleneck sucks going into Bettendorf or Moline. Either way I hate that bridge every year.
MemeStealingSkeleton
Especially when people get in accidents on the bridge
ikindafail
Where do you live in Florida that there's no construction? I live next to Tampa and it's been worked on my whole life
ARNPTweed
So I drive from Punta Gorda to Venice every day, but that construction doesn't even compare to the disaster the 1-74 bridge is.
BoatswainsMate
I lived there for 4.5 years, the never ever ever finished working on the road outside of my work.
Cadybugladybug
Did you work off of La Grange Rd in Orland? That road has been worked on for years. I don't think it will ever be complete.
phunkyyy
I used to work at Marcus off of orland and quit because of the traffic orland has
sharkattackalackin
We've had a road near my house under construction since I was six. I'm eighteen...
SonJulio
For the 22 years I've lived there I've never once driven on I90 without construction.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Illinois native here. All of this is accurate.
BlackOpalGalaxy
At least you guys get toll money to invest in that. Consider other states who don't even have the money to do that much
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
It all stayed in Chicago
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Oh yeah I love paying out the ass in tolls. Also, they are trying to pass legislation for additional income taxes to pay for roads.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
And most of the roads are still garbage in IL, BTW. You don't see the difference on most toll roads for all the money they collect.
DragonLordG
Do you really think that money is going back into the roads? It's the most corrupt state. Like, objectively.