Scooter thief and recovery. A redemption story

This bastard broke into my building, took my scooter out of my garage and walked right out the door with it. What a dick.

Here’s a photo of his pal. Let’s call him baldy Mcthief. He stole another scooter. Both these guys can get bent.

What’s this? My scooter is sitting in broad daylight in the middle of someone’s lawn? Hell no, I’m taking this thing back.

He’s a shot of my friend eyeballing the scooter, I’m at the gas station down the street there. Waiting for the cops. They came and I took my scooter back. The woman that owned the house did not know who dropped the scooter off in her lawn.

Here’s the damage. They hot wired it and did a shit job of it. They crossed the wrong wires and completely fused them together. Dumb bastards. I’ll have the last laugh though.

Look here, these clowns put their own lock on my scooter...I have plans for this.

I cut their devil lock off in under 60 seconds.

Not only did they hot wire it wrong, they busted up the gas tank hole. He’s my main man mike repairing the damage.

New gas cap and ignition off Amazon for 16.99. Not bad. It doesn’t fit perfect because that dumb bastard thieves busted it up, but it will do.

Now the hard part, main man mike had to Re-Hotwire the scooter the correct way because the dumb ass thieves messed it up on their dumb ass attempt to hot wire my scooter.

Here’s main man mike restarting it for the first time. Haha, it’s running good.

They also disconnected the battery, probably to shut it off after they hot wired it wrong. They left me none of the bolts, so main man mike had to angle grind some spare bolts to make them fit the battery.

Main man mike has to drill a new ignition hole because the one I bought on Amazon didn’t fit the first hole. Careful with the sound, it’s really High pitched when he drills this hole. Sweet!

New ignition hole looking sharp.

Here’s the new ignition all lined up real nice like.

Yep, that’s looking sharp. Good thing I got a buddy like main man mike that knows how to do this stuff. Dudes a champion.

The dumb bastards that stole the scooter completely trashed the back tire. Why? Probably because they are dumb bastards that’s why.

New tire hot off the press.

Here’s main man mike taking it for the first test drive. Super excited about this. Pretty strong.

The blue devil is back in action. Thanks to main man mike and the Denver police for helping bring my scooter back home.

Babes raves tax!

Husky tax. Poppers and lily for the win.

And we will finalize this with Noodle tax. Hissss. Thanks for reading my story of sweet sweet scooter redemption.