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A**hole roommate has done this three times now. She'll order pizza. Won't tell anyone else she did. When it shows up we have to figure out if it's even the right place cuz no one else knows who ordered. We try yelling for her, no answer. We try calling her, no answer. The poor driver has to stand there and wait. Finally when I yell out the tip amount I'm leaving if she didn't come out. Boom she comes up and starts going on about us not saying anything or trying to get a hold of her.. new pet peeve created. Some people..
BTW I live with 4 other adults.
squadoodle
I love the phrase "some people's children". It's like, "I don't even respect them enough to think of them as their own person".
TheAmazingAnalCavity
Eating someone else's pizza is the best 'fuck you' to give
Stratacaster79
Call the pizza place and tell them not to accept orders to your address by anyone but the three of you who don't suck at life.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Yeah... They don't give a fuck and will just hang up on you.
oGswoog
3 adults 1 child you mean?
IvnWng
I don't get it, was she trying to avoid paying for the pizza? Or the tip? How would that work? She still had to pay OP in the end right?
TreeInDisguise
Sounds like its on her credit card (online order). So OP can pick the tip once it arrives and not worry about having her pay him back.
19931117
Kuck her fucking door in and throw the pizza at her head and boom that wont happen again
19931117
Kick*
BananaShip
*3 other adults and a kid.
FitzChevalric
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Roommates can be annoying
petsi
I have read this exact post on here before.
thevortexmaster
Fuck it I'd eat it
chimchim666
I had a flatmate who would do this on purpose because she was anxious about opening the door for no reason. She was extremely annoying.
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
Give her a soap sock beating one night and see if it gets better.
Caniac
OP's roommate afterwards
PartyStone
Well he killed himself so that would solve to problem
BobsonDugnuttJr
Just tell the pizza guy you didn't order it and to leave.
thisisjunk
Before reading the description, I assumed you were butthurt the roommate wasn't sharing.
Sportmotor
Same lol
thesmelge
Even then. If you're ordering take-out, ask everyone else in the place if they want to add to it. It's only fucking polite.
DarkestKink
Yea thays what i tot at first too
KlRKLAZARUS
Went from wanting to tell op to shut up to wanting to slap roommate
MyBloodTypeIsRaguExtraChunky
Rollercoasters are great
ChristopherNixon
solution: pay for the pizza, eat it.
ErogenousEnigma
If they'renot going to answer when I call them prob would have signed for them, tipped what I thought was fair and left it out to go cold.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Kicking my leeching piss ass roommate out of my home, and life, was the most soul cleansing experience of my life.
Kaejer
She probably had to finish masturbating.
hwyckoff
Is she mentally ill? Not joking.
AnOceanOfStars
She's seen too much pizza-delivery porn.
alexicanz
Why are you yelling and calling her when she's just in her room?
Sportmotor
kick the shit out of her door
Nebo115
Why don't you just go to her room and drag her ass to the front door?
Xenarion
Locks? Or not wanting to open the door while she's fapping?
whatscrappening
Well... Fuck that
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PrincessWordplay
Cohabitation seriously sucks. I once got a second job just so I could afford to live in peace without a shitty roommate.
KingxJuicey
I couldnt live like that, I can barely tolerate 4 people let alone live with them ha
derekjohn
Never marry, never have a family. Children are much worse than adults.
eromitlab
Reason no.37 why I live alone: other people are so fucking weird.
registeredtoproveimawesome
Yea, thats why
flamingflamingo
Hear hear. I am never having roommates again.
backtobackfaps
Rule 37? How many rules have you made!
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Reasons 1 through 45.
thornmallow
Must be nice to have that as an option.
flamingflamingo
It really fucking is.
ICanHasJava
It is, and it's worth living somewhere a little bit shittier if it means you get the place to yourself.
thornmallow
I live in ny, i can't afford a shittier place.. Could move out of town but that would mess up my commute and custody arrangement.
ICanHasJava
That's too bad. I guess make the best of it until you can get your own place. Good luck, brother.
thornmallow
Sister, and yea. Thanks.
Retardis310
Do Pizza delivery joints in your area not ask for names?
JudgeVegas
Nah, the address is usually enough.
DEFCONwhite
Not here
Conradian
Nope
ErogenousEnigma
Not in my area.
thecrosscottontail
I've never been asked for a name when getting deliveries before.
avidatheist
Nope.
Xenarion
Here they only ask name if you come take it yourself, not for deliveries.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
I've never been asked for my name. Occasionally they ask to see my card, but that's rare.
Queyonce
Shhhh. We're trying to whore fake points.
flamingflamingo
Wait, is this normal? I always order online. Even when I've ordered on the phone, no one asks for names. Ever.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
If you order online you have to put a name down for the credit card.
Succubutt
But they don't ask for names at the door.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
The name is on the box of pizza. They print out a sticker receipt and slap it on the box. Which means you can't be confused about who