"Did you pack spare underwear ?"

Jul 27, 2017 2:04 PM

Rverence

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Always slow down taking the curve

Yee haw, did you see that Luke Duke!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, Boss? I'm not gonna make it in today. I gotta get my car detailed. And get new pants."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In front or behind people! Don't hover next to a semi if you can avoid it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, the truck just lifted one cheek to let out a toot

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Truck that!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that last tag though

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another reason to PASS an 18 wheeler and give them room

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truck no

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I could slow down, but Im late to work"-guy in the Trucks blind spot

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Slow the f down

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeay, why wouldn't the car driver break??

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Because being right is more important than being alive.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would have had to pull over and pass out from the what if.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brown alert! Brown alert!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I needed extra underwear when a truck tyre exploded right next to me on the highway.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you weren't on a motorcycle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't even brake!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Look closer. The car brakes twice; when entering the corner and again a few seconds later when the trailer starts hovering.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Saw it brake at the turn, didn't see it at the near Miss...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This will replay in my head any time i go near a rig like that (like for a week)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In such a hurry did not even slow down... I get the feeling this is not the first the truck driver has done that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My butt hole would have torn a piece of the seat fabric off from clenching so hard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a prank: v

8 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 3

Kinda want source, to waste time

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL: People have very slow reaction times.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No damage to property and no one was severely injured. 2/10 not a realistic prank

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 4

Why in the ever living petrified brain matter did the driver of the car not slow down? Mr. fucking Magoo driving?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably because of the other driver behind him (the dude filming). Slamming on the brakes coulda caused an accident as well.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of those "fucked if you do, fucked if you don't" things

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What game is this? The graphics are horrible.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Hard Truck 2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forza horizon 3 but on a Pentium

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That truck seems to going around 70 or 80 mph. This is why the max speed for trucks in cali is 55.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

No way. He's doing 60-65 based in the original video. If he was doing 89 on that turn then we'd have watched two people die.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, 55 is a little ridiculous on an interstate, no wonder yall have so many traffic issue

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Drove from Bakersfield to Sacramento via the 99; felt like I was slowly dying at 55.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah after Delano fucking sucks. It's only two lanes for like 40ish miles though. It gets better after that though. If they're not working.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well they're also restricted to the far right lane, except when passing. It's not too bad as most our roads are 3+ lanes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many studies have proven split speed limits don't work. Many states have already abolished them. Ohio for example.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Texas. Watching a fully loaded rig fly 80 mph down the highway is harrowing, to say the least.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

55 mph is more than enough. In Germany it is 80km/h (~50mph) on the Autobahn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Really?? Over the whole road system? If traffic is doing 120kmh, thats a pretty fast closing speed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but this way cars don't hang around too long. And 120 is tame, my personal record as shotgun was 220km/h, those semi seem parked.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats crazy to imagine just being able to do that without going to jail. Its big (local) news when someone gets caught

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trucks are very territorial and will mark their territory as a form of intimidation

8 years ago | Likes 1143 Dislikes 2

He was leaning over for a kiss

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it's crazy how nature does that

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I had a semi driver run me off the road once on the highway they can be territorial.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm willing to bet trucks were restricted from the inside lane, and they couldn't get over. I never drive next to trucks in barricaded lanes

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Same, I try and pass as fast as possible

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. If I can't pass, I drop behind the truck. Pissed a lot of people off on the Goebels Bridge during construction and a wind storm.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That cargo securing tho.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

What securement?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cargo stayed on the trailer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But shifted significantly. That load is insecure.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today's lesson: Don't hang out near trucks.

8 years ago | Likes 258 Dislikes 2

Unless its rush hour traffic I refuse to drive right next to a semi. Give em plenty of room and pass them quickly if necessary

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not just for this. those tires are bombs waiting to go off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should have learned that in driver's Ed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was once surrounded by trucks in a rain storm, at night heading into a major city. Major butt clenching.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I trust most truck drivers over the common car drver anyday of the week.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a truck with its signal on unable to get over because a single car wouldn't get out from beside him. Slowed traffic for almost a mile

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I absolutely hate that! It is far worse when I NEED to move over, yet some putz is farting away, ignoring my signal.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I pass trucks in the PASSING lane instead of hanging out in said lane like a moron.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Maybe the truck was overtaking the car?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doubt it. Cars often get beside me and sit there for an uncomfortably long time. I dont know what the appeal of it is.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for not calling it the "fast lane".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As somebody who drove smaller box trucks, can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to warn friends and family of this and they'd get defensive, as if right-of-way trumps blind spots and mass differential.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"You can be right, or you can be alive."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I gotta remember that one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder who was more scared: the lorry driver or the car driver

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Car driver scared for his life. Truck driver scared about spending a significant amount of time in Prison. Both pretty scary.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm leaning towards the car driver

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't see any brake lights so either oblivious or terrified

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know really. I just said it for the joke

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a truck driver this idiot needs to slow the fuck down, operating such heavy equipment comes with a big responsibility, smh fucking idiot

8 years ago | Likes 775 Dislikes 1

Yeah but he's gotta he MUY MACHO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't see the tractor to confirm, but I bet it was Swift..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man they are terrible drivers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was driving alongside a REALLY aggressive trucker hauling a flatbed last night. He would keep switching lanes to tailgate people.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Usually flat bed truckers are the worst offenders

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that feels the buttclench when passing a swift truck and the guy starts inching towards your lane?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a non-truck driver I agree?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think you need to be a truck driver to notice something so obvious in hindsight.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Its just a prank bro

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's an interchange in Milwaukee under construction with tight radius turns, a truck flips about once a month there. It's ridiculous

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Would that be 94 west(going north) turning into 894? or 894 east, turning into 94.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Cleveland we've got one called dead man curve. I-90 follows Lake Erie until Cleveland where it makes an abrupt left turn.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What does smh stand for. For a friend

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always thought it was "so much hate".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shaking my head ;)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a truck driver wouldn't you feel something wrong with the truck ,look behind,"Oh fuckfuckfuck", Pull over, "I'm so lucky"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed, after that the first thing I would have done was pull over and check on other driver and re secure the load

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a car driver the guy with the dashcam needs to slam the fuck on the breaks when a truck is about to fall over right in front of him

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah while i get that that trucker is an asshole. Self preservation levels are not high with this car driver.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got that shit right.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About 20 mins ago I was on the highway and a UPS truck fell over right in front of me except going the wrong way and swerving

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he also needs to know about load securement, because those straps are fking way too loose

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You got that shit right

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah- why the fuck is he overtaking a car on the right around a corner?!

8 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 0

Because he's more important than you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idiots like this need to have their CDL taken away, it's clear this person doesn't give two shits about their safety or anybody else's

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

As a point of caution. Always give trucks extra space and try not to drive beside them. Highway driving is dangerous. People die every day.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

This. Granted this moron in the gif needs his license revoked, but a lot of shit can go wrong with 80,000lbs of steel/cargo at 70mph

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I generally drive +4 the speed limit, but if I'm passing a truck I'll speed up to +10 or more to get away from them.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

A good thing to remember is if you can't see my face in the mirror I can't see you at all.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meth.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

We're on it. ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have heard stories. Fudged logbooks, speed to keep you up for days.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I once had a house pass me on the highway.... The Pilot trucks were struggling to keep up, i was doing 20 over the speed limit...

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

hahahahahahahaha one time I passed a Lamborghini in my Starlet AND I remembered to make the Jetsons saucer-noise, it was the greatest day.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lmao did this nigga just say he had a house pass him! Thanks for the laugh

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

it was on a truck, but yes,

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know but reading it as just a house makes it so much more funny

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lol i laughed my ass off when it happened too... the whole "did a house just pass us" question.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have called that shit in before. They passed my truck like I was sitting still then when I pull up behind the cop and give my 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Testimony?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basically yes. I just told the officer what they where doing. Weaving through traffic and excessive speed

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

dick a twirl, then shouted "What's it gonna be cop'r? The twirling dick man or the house truck?!" Then I sped away in a cloud of smoke. 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Statement the look on their face looks like they got their puppy kicked. It's reckless and unsafe as f***. I've pulled 80-118k my whole 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Asshole has been weak ever since I had that trucker orgy at the reststop off of highway 80. 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Carrier and never had an unsafe violation and passed every inspection they've ever done. No load is so important that it justifies that 3/4

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Kind of speed and reckless disregard for life and equipment 4/4

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

WHAT DID YOU GIVE?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eye witness account of what they where doing. Weaving in and out and excessive speed.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0