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Oct 29, 2015 7:20 PM
Jonjonnotaleprechaun
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DigestedDeer
Say no to Satan's salad!!!!
xR3V0x
Mariguana: deadly drug, or fancy reptile? More at 10!
BenjaminOsborn
Somewhere, there is someone dumb enough to believe all of this... and his name is Louie Ghomert. (Sorry John Cena)
amillionants
Well this spread to imgur I think I'm done
PlanksConstanrFart
After 4 marijuanas, my dog told how dissapointed he was.
Eniroth
I feel like someone made theese to pose as real religious bullshit. Not even religious people can be this hilariously stupid, can they?
goober615
Nancy Grace is stoked on this post.
MashingTigersSmashingDragons
I smoked marijuana once. I'm a werewolf now.
JustJoe2047
These. These right here. Are hilarious.
MagicUmbrellas
My favorite is "meow meow" I'm gonna start using that with my dealer
lunchbeers
I am usually only a bit whelmed by the humor of these, but the broccoli joint made me chuckle. Nice.
gutclusters
ITT: People who don't understand parody
MarijuannaMakesYouGay
I'm relevant
SpiceBot
Crystal mirth
cuteandcuddly
I kind of like a guy eating my foot :)
James700
i can help with that
HeWentForARipLikeOhFuckYeaBud
Sup
relpmeraggy
Damn now I want some weed. Anyone?
ZoneAdAstra
I am terrified that someone, somewhere is using these un-ironically
Sobayarea
It's a toss up between a GOPer using as true facts during a congressional hearing or a presidential candidate during a live interview.
IceCreamButtholes
I could absolutely see someone using that first one legitimately. The rest, not so much.
GreaterDog
Posting them on facebook right now
Columcille
I hate this antichristian false flag bullshit.
Themonoclecat
My friend once injected 5 marjuanas
conita527360
The very sad fact is, some truly believe this shit...my Mom told me I'd have 3 headed children.?
SuperKameDende
Got a good chuckle out of lucifers lettuce
DestinyCrager58
I smoked marijuana once. I'm a werewolf now.
BoooBerry
If the anti-drug-legalization people were really that bad, you wouldn't need to make shit up to make them look bad.
SwearByMyPrettyFloralBonnet
Watch Reefer Madness. It's an old anti-marijuana propaganda movie and while it's not this bad, it is still so stupid, it's funny.
VileFury
Satire, look it up. Sure, anti-marijuana propaganda wasn't *this* bad but it was still fucking stupid.
barehandaflyingaidsrat
what worries me is that this metahumor and satire is lost on a lot of people. People actually believe shit like this
MarilynKerr
I wouldn't be surprised if some of this ends up in a sermon Sunday.
zeusdemigod131
Let's see here, Two-Face, Foot fetish, photoshop, correlation not causation, cacti, not all the same people+smeagle, broccoli, chow main 1/2
zeusdemigod131
that's a different person again (racist), and a 4 leafed clover 2/2
JacobFoxxx
As a living mariguana this is all completely true.
DrWumboPhD
i am a doctor, i can confirm that this is all true.
Rengii
As Bam Margeruana I agree.
ilartalot
Can also confirm.
thehaggishunter
I like how the Facebook logo is comic sans. Makes it seem more real
hatershadesfordays
I've always hated iguanas.
khaleesimotherofkittycats
Is a mariguana related to an iguana?
PoopholeAintALoophole
As a marijuana smoking Iguana I can confirm.
JacobFoxxx
We're cousins.
DarkTowerRose
I began imagining rasta iguanas doing all these things about halfway through the post. Improved it tremendously.
lordblight
Replace marijuana with bath salts and most of these are accurate
Escososa88
I was thinking the same shit
lordblight
Upvote for you!
IllkillyouLeonardNimoyTheClownhasnopenis
This is Imgur gold.
qwertyrock
No, this is patrick.
WalkerTexasRanger69
Sadly it is Facebook gold. Check their page "Christians against drugs" the captions and comments are honestly hysterical
minimallism
It should be.
summitshow
Just have to visit that Facebook page now.
AmusedBystander1
I'm going to start using meow meow
Dogester
A guy cut off his dick and stabbed his mom on it
JamesTeagueWillinger
ONLY THOSE WORTHY SHALL POSSESS THE POWER OF THOR!!!!
dootdootfloop
also meow meow is methedrone not coke . its way more nasty than coke no blood split but with make you stink, lose limbs someties fatal
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8924k5sNH1rsy50k.gif
Lexsteel11
"Oxykitten"
dootdootfloop
i got a zip lock with " adventure mix " written on it my fave new non offensive term
Yarnbomber
I had a roommate named "Meow Mix." Story: He pilfered my stash, so we replaced it with catnip. "It's harsh, but it fucks you up!" LOL.
Guanjyn
'Meow meow" was the tabloid name for mephedrone (aka mcat, aka drone). I had a nasty habit and all I'm gonna say is don't touch it
dootdootfloop
thank you tis ignorant muppet misinforming people
CarlTheLlamaBoy
Real talk don't. It's cocaine for chavs and hobos
dootdootfloop
erm you are wrong its mcat also known as methedrone. ive seen people lose limbs over the shit and they smell like cat piss nasty
CarlTheLlamaBoy
That's why you do cocaine tho lmao
dootdootfloop
but a hobo cant afford cocaine idiot - source ive been a hobo