Jan 13, 2022 1:03 AM
aerrorfree
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VibratingNipples
You’re in the wrong hood, motherfucker
muysfsu
And we didnt even get to see the drive....
spooktree
findyourway14
YOU LEARN TO RELAX, JERRY. Oooo wee.
fstngutz
I’d skull the fuck outta it, and kill one on accident, knowing my swing
SkinnerTBD
don't fuck up your backswing, shelia - kangaroos.
OmnibusLatinName
Can we play through?
joepineapplesindrag
what about your short game, jerry - mr meeseeks.
SubiBryant
Jurassic Park was so good.
TheRicM
This is Juraussic Park
Jdizzle34993
Jurassic PARk.
SafiYourVulcanFriend
flexistraw
They almost look real!
TheSlurmFactory
Look at all those velocirabbits
OrRo77
That would freak me out a little
luke1815
“They do move in herds”
FeChefImgur
ohfudgecicles
Roger! ?
mikebravo89
Kangaroo jacked
LosChimpos
I thought I saw a kangaroo at the golf course near my house but when I got closer I realised it was just a greyhound taking a shit.
themightycheesefondue
You, Sir, should become the commenter of the day.
Metallica93
To be fair, she looks pretty fair on that fairway. The fairway kangaroos were, fairly enough, noticing her fairway fairness.
TygrF
Fair dinkum, mate...
DingoStarr
Deer raptors are scary.
Wonderkin
Just playing through.
nothingtolurkhere
Now to play kangaroo pinball.
Vengeraxe
All fun and games until you see one apparently drowning in a nearby pond, and decide to try to save it...
sound on...
DonKeydic
Fore
Strayan101
Take the fucking shot already darleane! You'll miss the green anyway. We want lounging spot back!
DanCTheman
Shoot the J, shoot the J!
flipj
Game. Blouses.
talrex000
she about to get judged by a court of kangaroo's yes I looked up what a group of them is called
majortool
What country is this?
Haha. I love all these answers.
mymomsaregay
Antarctica
Lichelf
Austria.
BosunMark
Switzerland
dj5897
I’ll give you two guesses ya flaming mongrel!!!
Buy1Get1Free
Fake - all those kangaroos and I didn't hear a single "boing boing". Even turned the volume up.
AndySlash
i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie to the hip hip hop and you don't stop
Alsoashley
They do move in herds!
ThorsPadre
Lady, I wouldn’t linger in one spot for too long. That’s Australia you’re standing in after all.
happywalker
WilysRobot
The problem is I've pet so many kangaroo that I think they're all pettable.. if I die I die.
flyinghamstick
Technically, they are all pettable. It's just whether you survive their reaction or not.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Does anyone else feel like golf courses shouldn't exist in arid locations?...
Flexiblewarmth
Is that course in an arid location? Those roos are there because people feed them. Watered by dams that collect water. It's no Dubai
PooPculture
Not all of Australia is arid.
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Is their meat tasty?
Tough and chewy but cooked properly it’s nice enough. Low fat.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
It's pretty lean so might be a bit tough but makes good sausages. And a bit healthier than regular pork/beef sausage I think.
lunarcrumpet
Yes, it's lean and needs to be cooked rare. Best marinated before cooking
FartmanMD
Or if you want to maintain flavour but add some fat, just marinate in olive oil for 2-3 hours before cooking. Will be tender as anything.
Just chuck it on the barby with a sprinkle of salt, pepper, and some rosemary. The simplest and possibly most enjoyable way to have kangaroo
negativeghostriderr
They’re uh… they’re flocking this way
mothenater
They’re more like gulls or pigeons flocking than I’d imagine. Mammal gulls
JoeT85
that would have turned into a turf war if she wasn't careful.
cruncheeSocks
Being chased by the spiders probably
DontTellMeHowToLiveMyLife
ErinLeBaronVonTrap
This is literally the best comment I’ve ever come across
PacMan4Life
cable001
PineappleLoopsBroether
“Spared no expense!“… Are those Ford explorers?… “OK fine spared SOME expense“
AnApologeticCanadian
That was the only scene where the trex hunting was somewhat realistic. Didn't make a sound until it burst out of the trees.
mroranges
How do you know what t rex hunting was like
Predators don't make intimidating sounds when stalking or chasing prey. They are silent. It makes no sense to roar at your food.
This is more hypothetical but they may have not even been able to roar instead making a terrifying low base guttural pulse sound.
bardock
Terrifying? Those are my favorite kinds of sounds
chickschicksandmorechicks
Like the sound emus make? That’s an interesting idea
iwishiwereglowinthedark
I would’ve been absolutely terrified. Those dudes are big, and they just keep appearing closer and closer
SaltyEsq
Take out the leader
casbott
I have a small scar next to my left eye from childhood, some kids tried to pat a Joey in a pouch, mom wanted to get away & I was in the way.
YoSamiteSam
Don't get between the boomer and the cows. They're known to disembowel people with the legs, or maybe drown you in a water feature.
blumpk1npie
Jeeves, fetch my 9 iron. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE. BLARGHARGHARGH
Malsbury
They're fine. It's noticeable they're some tiny invisible jellyfish.
AgamemnonsMemes
They're just greys, they are mostly chill but i wouldn't want to start anything. Its the reds you have to worry about
Martellus
Didn’t know there are different colors till now
Reds are much bigger and more aggressive than grey kangaroos.
Himura82
One of them rolled up looking huge. Glad he just hopped on by.
etcnotect
Generally there's only one male per mob and there's only ever one breeding male per mob
Dragon10449
Is a group of kangaroos actually called a mob? TIL
Sure is
JustSomePersonThere
I came here to post PRECISELY that: this is scary shit.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Roos are more likely to flee than fight
SerialChickenLover
She’s got an arsenal of golf clubs and knows how to use them.
I’m sure she could seriously hurt the first one. But the rest? They are taking her life and not even eating the corpse
Now that’s just rude.
ZubLord
Not really all that aggressive.
lol dunno why you're getting downvoted. lived in Country Aus for 37yrs and I've ran into Grey Roo's probably 100s of times and never had 1/2
issue not known a single person who has. I mean wouldn't be going out of my way to mess with them, but they're not a lion or something. 2/2
Yeah probably not aussies downvoting lotta more dangerous shit than a bloody roo
DeZaim
As an aussie... Drop bears.
VibratingNipples
You’re in the wrong hood, motherfucker
muysfsu
And we didnt even get to see the drive....
spooktree
findyourway14
YOU LEARN TO RELAX, JERRY. Oooo wee.
fstngutz
I’d skull the fuck outta it, and kill one on accident, knowing my swing
SkinnerTBD
don't fuck up your backswing, shelia - kangaroos.
OmnibusLatinName
Can we play through?
joepineapplesindrag
what about your short game, jerry - mr meeseeks.
SubiBryant
Jurassic Park was so good.
TheRicM
This is Juraussic Park
Jdizzle34993
Jurassic PARk.
SafiYourVulcanFriend
flexistraw
They almost look real!
TheSlurmFactory
Look at all those velocirabbits
OrRo77
That would freak me out a little
luke1815
“They do move in herds”
FeChefImgur
ohfudgecicles
Roger! ?
mikebravo89
Kangaroo jacked
LosChimpos
I thought I saw a kangaroo at the golf course near my house but when I got closer I realised it was just a greyhound taking a shit.
themightycheesefondue
You, Sir, should become the commenter of the day.
Metallica93
To be fair, she looks pretty fair on that fairway. The fairway kangaroos were, fairly enough, noticing her fairway fairness.
TygrF
Fair dinkum, mate...
DingoStarr
Deer raptors are scary.
Wonderkin
Just playing through.
nothingtolurkhere
Now to play kangaroo pinball.
Vengeraxe
All fun and games until you see one apparently drowning in a nearby pond, and decide to try to save it...
aerrorfree
sound on...
DonKeydic
Fore
Strayan101
Take the fucking shot already darleane! You'll miss the green anyway. We want lounging spot back!
DanCTheman
Shoot the J, shoot the J!
flipj
Game. Blouses.
talrex000
she about to get judged by a court of kangaroo's yes I looked up what a group of them is called
majortool
What country is this?
majortool
Haha. I love all these answers.
mymomsaregay
Antarctica
Lichelf
Austria.
BosunMark
Switzerland
dj5897
I’ll give you two guesses ya flaming mongrel!!!
Buy1Get1Free
Fake - all those kangaroos and I didn't hear a single "boing boing". Even turned the volume up.
AndySlash
i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie to the hip hip hop and you don't stop
Alsoashley
They do move in herds!
ThorsPadre
Lady, I wouldn’t linger in one spot for too long. That’s Australia you’re standing in after all.
happywalker
WilysRobot
The problem is I've pet so many kangaroo that I think they're all pettable.. if I die I die.
flyinghamstick
Technically, they are all pettable. It's just whether you survive their reaction or not.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Does anyone else feel like golf courses shouldn't exist in arid locations?...
Flexiblewarmth
Is that course in an arid location? Those roos are there because people feed them. Watered by dams that collect water. It's no Dubai
PooPculture
Not all of Australia is arid.
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Is their meat tasty?
dj5897
Tough and chewy but cooked properly it’s nice enough. Low fat.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
It's pretty lean so might be a bit tough but makes good sausages. And a bit healthier than regular pork/beef sausage I think.
lunarcrumpet
Yes, it's lean and needs to be cooked rare. Best marinated before cooking
FartmanMD
Or if you want to maintain flavour but add some fat, just marinate in olive oil for 2-3 hours before cooking. Will be tender as anything.
FartmanMD
Just chuck it on the barby with a sprinkle of salt, pepper, and some rosemary. The simplest and possibly most enjoyable way to have kangaroo
negativeghostriderr
They’re uh… they’re flocking this way
mothenater
They’re more like gulls or pigeons flocking than I’d imagine. Mammal gulls
JoeT85
that would have turned into a turf war if she wasn't careful.
cruncheeSocks
Being chased by the spiders probably
DontTellMeHowToLiveMyLife
ErinLeBaronVonTrap
This is literally the best comment I’ve ever come across
PacMan4Life
cable001
PineappleLoopsBroether
“Spared no expense!“… Are those Ford explorers?… “OK fine spared SOME expense“
AnApologeticCanadian
That was the only scene where the trex hunting was somewhat realistic. Didn't make a sound until it burst out of the trees.
mroranges
How do you know what t rex hunting was like
AnApologeticCanadian
Predators don't make intimidating sounds when stalking or chasing prey. They are silent. It makes no sense to roar at your food.
AnApologeticCanadian
This is more hypothetical but they may have not even been able to roar instead making a terrifying low base guttural pulse sound.
bardock
Terrifying? Those are my favorite kinds of sounds
chickschicksandmorechicks
Like the sound emus make? That’s an interesting idea
iwishiwereglowinthedark
I would’ve been absolutely terrified. Those dudes are big, and they just keep appearing closer and closer
SaltyEsq
Take out the leader
casbott
I have a small scar next to my left eye from childhood, some kids tried to pat a Joey in a pouch, mom wanted to get away & I was in the way.
YoSamiteSam
Don't get between the boomer and the cows. They're known to disembowel people with the legs, or maybe drown you in a water feature.
blumpk1npie
Jeeves, fetch my 9 iron. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE. BLARGHARGHARGH
Malsbury
They're fine. It's noticeable they're some tiny invisible jellyfish.
AgamemnonsMemes
They're just greys, they are mostly chill but i wouldn't want to start anything. Its the reds you have to worry about
Martellus
Didn’t know there are different colors till now
AgamemnonsMemes
Reds are much bigger and more aggressive than grey kangaroos.
Himura82
One of them rolled up looking huge. Glad he just hopped on by.
etcnotect
Generally there's only one male per mob and there's only ever one breeding male per mob
Dragon10449
Is a group of kangaroos actually called a mob? TIL
etcnotect
Sure is
JustSomePersonThere
I came here to post PRECISELY that: this is scary shit.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Roos are more likely to flee than fight
SerialChickenLover
She’s got an arsenal of golf clubs and knows how to use them.
JustSomePersonThere
I’m sure she could seriously hurt the first one. But the rest? They are taking her life and not even eating the corpse
SerialChickenLover
Now that’s just rude.
ZubLord
Not really all that aggressive.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
lol dunno why you're getting downvoted. lived in Country Aus for 37yrs and I've ran into Grey Roo's probably 100s of times and never had 1/2
Arrrrgggggghhhh
issue not known a single person who has. I mean wouldn't be going out of my way to mess with them, but they're not a lion or something. 2/2
ZubLord
Yeah probably not aussies downvoting lotta more dangerous shit than a bloody roo
DeZaim
As an aussie... Drop bears.