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Again, no idea why. I hate her and she is not even remotely my type. She makes me sick to my stomach as a person, but she makes my pee-pee tingle.
What I say when I see my big sassy wife. She is actually a great looking lady. Again, no idea why I'm hot for MTG.
Doggo tax: Dingo Rose the Mad Nommer from when she several years younger.
jobbybob
dirtmarker
Seriously proper use of meme. Good lawd. I'd have kept that to myself.
largomatic
This is a confession. This is how it’s done.
spontaneous9
Might I suggest euthanasia
BastardMan1977
Yikes
justpullnpray
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1anJ2azFnbnljNHpvbXhkb2I2MmNjaWs0MzM4MWc2b3F1ZXc5eXJ2YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/cQtlhD48EG0SY/200w.webp
secretagentchewbacca
Boebert? Okay, I get it. MTG? Woah
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I salute your highly correct use of the meme o7
CrisprCAS
That's one hell of a confession.
AmbroseWolfinger
The kind you should never voice. Not even to yourself.
StunttheRunt
Exactly. That's a daaaaamn and no from me dawg but you do you OP.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
NeverEnoughFoxes
weave
Dark hair, glasses, lines to do it in public; I have had concerning thoughts about Boebert.
anarchoFeline
hate fucking is a thing so...
Loctavius
I think that is what it is.
ConsummateConundrum
Is that with or without the 5 o'clock shadow?
NinjaCongo
Stop making fun of @OP! We don't choose whom we're attracted to. Take me for example, as ugly as she is I am still kinda fond of @OP's mom, she does that thing with her tongue.
manixaist
GBMaker
Ann Coulter was looking pretty good to me years ago. But then she said stuff and I realized she was walking undead. Pretty, though.
ufoara
SordFish909
Your remaining Neanderthal dna is homesick.
drduffer
This is probably correct.
Sebastopol140
Loctavius
jfc - that is harsh. I'll accept it though, it is deserved.
slidewhistlesymphony
THIS is the type of comment that kept me coming back to Imgur long ago! +1
schtomp
Fun fact, I'm top 98th-percentile for Neanderthal DNA, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
goFyourselves
Don’t make fun of this blind man, y’all.
Loctavius
Who said that? I can't see anything.
WindowStreetJournal
I had the same thing with "Q anon Shaman" Jake Chansley. So stupid, but so hot.
MoonMoon89
I have the uncanny valley reaction to her. My head just doesn't see her as a human. I get a creepy repulsion.
wobblecopterrrr
I mean, she looks like a neanderthal, and it's suspected that is where the uncanny valley reaction comes from, it would be fun to see her dna.
dirtyFrenchman
Great use of confession bear. Meme below is sarcasm.
spontaneous9
CitrusyGarlic
Is it the beady eyes? The bad, over-tanned skin? Her redneck accent?
thatrussianguyinthesouth
Makes my pee-pee tingle
anegativecreep
@OP This you?
Loctavius
Can you put that into braille for me?
anegativecreep
Uhh….No
Exyr
I feel the same way about boebert
Loctavius
To skinny for my taste.
Sebastopol140
That's much more understandable.
DickTipPapercut
boebert at least understandable. mtg is like a narrow-eyed neanderthal
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Yikes
Thisisbullshitalready
Boebert's political career is a loss for porn.
protoman1080
This is me too. Hate to admit it but it's true
Drew442
I only feel that way until I see her face again. She has the face of an old squirrel i cant get passed it. The beetleguise footage was pretty steamy tho not gonna lie.
cameloDancer
Same, and she's the representative of the district I live in.
Sadly as a man, our two brains don't always agree with each other.
CrisprCAS
She might be able to give a constituent a hand, if you like musicals.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Waterboarding couldn't have gotten that out of me. Nice use of meme. Holy shit.
hushpuppyextraordinaire
So tha feeling is deep in side you, You are are saying?
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Are you familiar with the concept that torture will make people admit to literally anything? I'm saying I still wouldn't say it, even if tortured.
Hope this helps.
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Hmmmmmm…