WheeziestTuna
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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Wokeness is the essence of angry white snowflakes.
It be like that
No clam/starfish bra??? This would be terrible for children to watch
This picture/meme is so versatile
These chinless fuckers are the first to replace the "N" word with "Woke"
Hahahaha
Preacher comic book series. I haven't read them, but this is *chef's kiss*
He'd be the greatest mermaid of all time. Simply the best.
Wake up sheeple!
I nominate Terry Crews
dOnT tAkE aWaY mY HiStOrY
Remember Mel Gibson's various racist comments/rants? Pepperidge Farm remembers
I can!
These liberal snowflakes rewriting history
This is a valid comparison
This one tickled me in particular
Right here *points to butt*
I bed he uses manly soap and drinks Black Rifle coffee
Not sure yet, but Betty White
Dwarves can be black, but the female dwarves are supposed to have beards. Damn woke liberal agenda
I bet he can jump higher in this version
I love these replacement memes. They all need to happen
Elliot Page with the win. Can you imagine the outrage?
Make it happen!
John Wayne also played Genghis Khan
Those damn snowflakes making me cry
This is an accurate depiction of what he's done to himself.
1.) https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/mypillows-last-remaining-mall-store-appears-to-have-closed
2.)
https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-lindell-says-walmart-is-canceling-him-pulling-his-products-2022-6
3.
https://www.businessinsider.com/mypillow-ceo-mike-lindells-bank-cuts-ties-with-him-2022-2
A General Sherman would be the General Lee, but on fire
Big facts here
WHERE'S THE CLITORIS LEBOWSKI??
I'm doing my part!
Whatever tickles your pickle, floats your boat, or waves your flag.
I would pay money to watch this version
HannibalLectersCatMittens
#1 not gonna lie, if Ben Stiller was willing to be a mermaid again; I'd watch the shit out of that movie.
SheaBriar
Memes aside, this movie is probably going to suck just as bad as the other Disney remakes
taksoto
#21 this one got a good laugh outta me.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
I just got this thanks to your comment, so thanks. (Never saw any of the Air Buds)
jpatterson45
Shadowfly
labyrinthconvention
I Have the fries, motherfucker
Shadowfly
All rise, motherfucker
magitek
#29 Bro, 90% were killed by JUST Smallpox. It was 90% before we even began the genocide. Utterly horrific.
AnnieMoosie
Europeans knew the potential for smallpox to be transmitted by contamination’s. And it wasn’t 90%, only tribes on Eastern part of land mass
stauffalopagus
#32 does he have Pepsi in a hip holster?
Fuckweasel
*Tactical assault Pepsi
TeddyMoment
Sure looks like it. This is the first time I've zoomed in enough to see that EAT is photoshopped in. Still damn funny though.
WheeziestTuna
Ha! Good catch! I didn't even notice that
NotGoodAtUserNames1
#1 Merman, Dad. MerMAN!
WeirdStuffFound
I am legit upset the dwarf woman does not have a beard. Reject modernity, embrace dwarf standards of beauty
darkhalfbreed
I haven't seen the show, but I would like to think she lost it in an unfortunate smelting accident.
lewaq
#20 yo it's Omar
AndTheArghnauts
#18 It's cute you think he uses soap
TheElliotPage
#23 TYSM!
NatBeAt
Do another animated movie, the guys who do that are gunna be a lost art soon. Why not keep that alive?
smegmaspread
I must be lucky or avoid whatever cesspool is mad about a black mermaid but I haven’t come across anyone angry about it.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Social media is awash with it. "It was written by a Danish man" yeah who chronically masturbated and documented it, and died a virgin. ++
spaceseed83
The true casting problem is that Ursula isn't being played by a very large drag queen (she was based on the drag queen Divine)
Harryteeters
RuinedChildHood
Has anyone even seen a real mermaid? Like how do people know it's white skin xD
DaLwkiz
Is that literally the only angle of her that we have? There has to be more.
trhopkins
Thats all I need to see of this one!
Yourmomshouz
Trump\GOP\Mermaids living rent free on Imgur
100KushUps
Oddly specific group of tenants.
PaintedSlate
Oh wow, I think we all thought this was a meta-joke, but I'm pretty sure you meant this at face value as a criticism of Imgur users.
Yourmomshouz
Yes, I did. Although these issues are real, they have taken over what Imgur is really supposed to be about imo
PaintedSlate
I mean, the rest of Imgur's content is here, too. These are just memes with a bit more meaning behind them. Which isn't new, either. What
PaintedSlate
would you say Imgur should be about?
SilverbackGorrilla
These are just as cringe as Disney's explanations for a poor casting choice. Strawman arguments as to why anyone who mocks Blackriel is bad.
Drunkablancas
Calling the character, whose name is clearly Ariel whether you like her or not, "Blackriel" is so fucking brazenly racist.
divideandconquer
It's the same ol' schtick: drum up argument that bigots hate it, so that when someone raises any negative feedback, you can go "See? Bigot!"
SLCtechie
#18 he most likely is unaware that by placing balls on his truck when they aren’t made with them, he now has a trans truck.
4vie
(I know you're making a joke) ... what about the ball bearings?
TeddyMoment
#10 I would watch the shit out of Terry Crews as He-Man!
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LenWeirdracin
Was thinking of him, when i saw that Meme.
satunnoitu
Agreed. I think its mr.T in the picture, though.
tzahtman
Look up King Greyskull.
DrJohnnyZoidberg
His design was dope AF
beez428
WORD. A bad blond bowl-cut wig has to be part of the deal but I'm sure he'd be on board.
AnnieMoosie
(I’m so old, I thought T-Man was for Mr. T
Frothington
How has this not already become a thing? D:
secretdpp
They chose to make a He Man series about Tula instead, where she gets his and sorceress powers without the costs of either
Woodiey
I can already hear the "I have the POWER"
Soufange
Just a whole movie done like his character from the Old Spice commercials
BoogaYooga
I have the Popopo po po po-POWER!
syrane303
Just have the whole cast as terry crews. Skeletor? "OH NOOOOOOOOO!"
KaleoM
I wonder if we can crowdfund this
TheReturnOfGreasemunky129
#10 .Terry!!!!
Ryebread91
#16 who's this?
brassmule
Rachel Dolezal
Ryebread91
Wow. How does she think ancestry works?
Neonbaron
None of this is as important as the female dwarf leader in rings of power not having a beard
WheeziestTuna
Absolutely accurate.
brassmule
Absolutely disrespectful to the source material, indeed.
Tairu8
#19 got me, hadn’t seen that one before ?
AnnieMoosie
My friend doesn’t get it
Tairu8
Betty White…bet he white
AnnieMoosie
Oooooooo! Yeh, I’d bet so too
DulothX
#14 ..Is that a picture of Wanda's mom from the comics? Wanda herself in the comics 'looks' white and is half-Romani half-german Jew. Ras(1)
Evieling
They retconed away her connection to Magneto, and she is no longer half jewish at all. and in the movies, she's 'slavic'
DulothX
Well yeah, she looks fine for her purported movie origin, and okay for her original comic origin.
Evieling
it's a fair mistake to make, because the retcon is/was stupid and wanda fans have mostly ignored it. but it is still there.
DulothX
has always appeared to be white, and his ethnicity might be arabic, or chinese, or anything; his family were nomads. (2/2)
theshinobi23
#23 ... I have no idea who this kid is. Looks about like he could play the part, I guess.
gailyna
His name's Elliott Page, solid actor. Currently known for staring in The Umbrella Academy.
AnnieMoosie
(I first saw him in Juno... great acting and such, but the plot was like ripped from what right wing-nuts think is like for a teen 2B preg.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Hadn't thought about it, but holy fuck he'd be good for the role actually.
postpartydepression
Elliot Page, transgender man
theshinobi23
I can see where that would rustle their Jimmies. Fuck it, why not. Make him gain a bit of weight first. Prince Eric is a first class sailor.
theshinobi23
Then again, Gaston wasn't as massive in the live-action as he should've been, so fuck it. Throw him at it as-is.
Soufange
#14 to be faaaaaaaaaair Dr Strange was CCP being asshoe and losing their shit over Tibet being acknowledged as anything other than property.
Misteree8
Basically fuck CCP, and inspite of that tilda did a spectacular job.
tzahtman
That and worried about the old "ancient Chinese secret" stereotype. A lot in #14 only works if you ignore context and just want to be mad.
Imadethisaccountforconfessionbearandshit
Thats kind of how the world works nowadays
darkhalfbreed
I mean there is a lot of contention with Depp and whether his native ancestry is legitimate or not. A good deal is in "it's not" mind you
tzahtman
The issue there was that his selection was massively criticized even by whites. This presents it as it were something they were ok with.
LurkingAtTheOffice
All these people over here complaining about a black mermaid and it doesn't even matter cause the live actions are shit.
JonSnowAKAAegonTargaryen
You get it. That is what we should be made about, these live action remakes suck.
DrMissAnonymous
Oh my god was Pinocchio just awful. I can’t believe that’s awful blue fairy song, those notes- NO!
copperdomebodhi
Yep. Movie will suck for reasons unrelated to the Ariel's skin, and MAGA chuds will crow "Go woke, go broke!" for weeks.
SaturnineCult
I've yet to see anyone actually complain about that.
Fyzbo
It sucked
lcplspanky
The only purpose of the live actions are for trademark purposes. Disney purposely screwed over animators with trademark law.
Mahcks
At least they're giving Big Money Salvia a reason to make videos.
67UrzuVII
Yeah I ain't watching the live action, certainly not because of race - it's because all the remakes have sucked. Saw 1 refuse to see anymore
Gababu
hulk hogans theme song would be sad.
Lulabel73
I liked the Cinderella one
SlammedCarsAreRuinedCars
Genius stroke by Disney to get people to complain about something else instead of the fact that they shouldn't be making live-action remakes
feastmode5
You win
RidesOnBuses
Agreed, you'd think folks would learn their lesson by now and not give these films the time of day.
Discgolfing
I keep seeing reactions to people being mad about ariel being black, but can't find the other side off the argument, where did it start?
belindashort
Facebook especially. There's even a group called 'Christians against the black little mermaid' and they make terrible racist memes
HeyArabella
Read the replies on this for a start. https://twitter.com/GameSpot/status/1568390304990113793?t=al-yjtGmFdvUeW-Fn5yI6Q&s=19
SLCtechie
Aladdin really surprised me, all the others were meh.
tuxedobob
Aladdin was terrible too.
ThisIsMyDogLily
It was meh too
IIikethecutofyourjib
That man could DANCE and Jasmine's handmaid was awesome. Jasmine was kinda annoying tho
SirButcher
I am like 90% sure Disney started this whole stuff by paid trolls to get this level of viral marketing...
belindashort
They probably just knew it would happen
ychy
I dont think, people are dumb enough. Before covid, I thought people in zombies/apocalypse movies are not realistic. I was wrong.
SirButcher
I know but this way I can remain optimistic.
ychy
It's a good thing that someones are.
DakDurron
Dammit, I just want Ariel to be bio-luminescent like most deep-sea creatures are!
Contundo
Bioluminescence is not very common, glowing in the dark is a good way to get eaten, some do but it’s by no means common.
DakDurron
*narrows eyes* Don't ruin my fantasy with your.... with your scientific facts. ??
Contundo
It’s used defensively by one I can think of, if it’s swallowed it stats glowing to attract a predator and to lure in pray by other predators
Contundo
But the list of bioluminescent marine animals is pretty short
godofhorizons
Y’all remember the absolute outrage when white folks found out Will Smith was going to be the Genii in the Aladdin remake?
MarioBoon
That was a big mistake though. Not because he was black, but because he had the audacity to replace Robin Williams
godofhorizons
Someone had to do it shit head. https://www.today.com/today/amp/tdna150336
richtus
Please forgive my ignorance, but is Othello supposed to be white, or is that a white man in blackface?
PutinGivingYouANeckMassage
Black general in the venetian military driven crazy by jealousy then killed his wife
SMarkt
not only he was played by a white man, all womensroles in shakespears plays have been played by men.
WheeziestTuna
Yup! https://www.michigandaily.com/statement/oliviers-othello-and-racism-in-theatre/
HeyArabella
Othello is a black General who marries a white woman & he is driven to madness from all the racism. 1960s movie did him in blackface.
MarioBoon
Historically Othello has always been played by a white man. Same as his wife.
AnnieMoosie
Historically, all of the roles in Shakespearean plays were portrayed by white males. Othello could have been of any darker skin color.
MarioBoon
You... just repeated my statement.