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Oct 1, 2016 7:02 AM
ArchMagos
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kamosey
It was the other way around for OP's mom.
Ausememe
That made me google wale pelvis
RalphysMom
Well?
MeanMisterClean
Google suggested they search for 'whale pelvis' instead
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
ThatQuietlySmirking
It's always better down where it's wetter.
thegraphiteknight
I've never seen a beluga look anything like this... just real fat. Round. Rotund.
ArchMagos
all about angles
ChloePrice
That's actually pretty fascinating.
Smeeks1126
Thar be a portly wench to keep ye warm at sea.
ArchMagos
Aye, she be a whale, but the hour be late and her blowhole be wet.
Perkunas687
That be how I get my tail.
EdumamacationUSay
Ar, wtf.
bandicootsnoochieboochies
Arrr we think you might need therapy captain Magos. Yar
lacole725
I think you're thinking about manatees
Napukin
I'd say definitely why.
myclevarusername
Whale hello there.
MrWiggleBottom
"That's what we call a 'Sea Cow'"
dildobiscuit
Pretty sure that's a manatee.
bunnyrut
....manatees were mistaken for mermaids.
CzarNicholasTheUndead
Sigh *unzip*
highwayheater
Right, cuz there were a lot of swimmers in the artic ocean to see this sight.
IvorJBiggun
https://mashable.com/2018/06/06/beluga-whale-legs-illusion-image/
powchikawowow
Still see a bulge
NDhaves
Whales are people
themexicanwave
Aaarrghhh... you have women's legs!!!
TayTayLovin
Ay she a whale! But the hour be late, and her blowhole be wet!
TlNYshark
Eugh. Use a better font..
oscarge
I'd hit it.
KingTommyOfFroopyland
Where do you think they evolved from?
KenanAndKelThuzad
It's "a whale of a tale" not getting "tail from a whale".
jerner15
oglehole
First time I've laughed at any schumer
Cheesecakecrush
Thats Rebel Wilson
bigbootybigfoot
I think that's the other lady.
FickDingers
Its not schumer
chunkblaster
Lol, their vagina is below the knees?
BoxofKbups
Vagankles
Fairdinkums
Thats the 4th hole http://thumbnails.hulu.com/6/854/7272_512x288_manicured__6X7HEalWzUC2yR1-gD0W-w.jpg
RedVagOfCourage
Yours isn't?
Arthritor
Pretty sure those arent knees they actually use what are effectively love handles to steer and maneuver in the water
nolandahoy
You can't just ask where something's vagina is!
chunkblaster
Ok, where isn't something's vagina?
finnikins
Not to mentions their big floppy tiddies on their sides
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Just like your nan, hey-ooooo
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Just where i like it
GreedyJungle
I laughed pretty hard right there
PopatoMc
MostDankManyMoist
Ye old wizard sleeve