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sabinazhell
Yes, this is how you use confession bears.
TagaryenFangirl
I know the feeling mate, I tell every one my parents divorced coz my dad had an affair, he's actually in prison for sexual abuse of a child
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
What are you gonna do when he gets out?
Kougeru
Child molester you mean? Being a pedophile isn't a crime.
CarrionDoll
It's no one's business. No reason to reopen that wound time and again.
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Doesn't the pity "aww I'm sorry" make you cringe though?
RJ123abc
Plot twist: hes in jail for insurance fraud
esassin
yup same here, when people ask about my mother, i say shes been dead, she abused me for 14 years, when she calls i say sorry my moms dead.
LostLadyTX
Yep he is dead
EC1976
My older brother is a pedophile who molested me and my youngest sister (She has down syndrome btw). I tell everyone because. Fuck him.
velawlciraptor
Can relate op, it's been 10 years already for me, not legally allowed to see him until I'm 18... not like I want to.
ThePickliestRick
It's okay, OP, he's in a better place now.
ciarusvh
Excellent meme usage, excellent decision-making. You're just straight crushin' it today, @OP. +1
Redrumofthesheep
This is a repost from couple of years back. Fuck you, OP.
pickleprincess
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SentOS
Can you give us a source or something? Just want to see it with my own eyes. I'm always trying not to believe confession bears. 90% fakes
pickleprincess
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Warunix
Well, what can I say... Yes, this IS how you use a confession bear.
AnalogGirl88
My bf didn't know who his dad was growing up so we started doing some digging found out he was a pedophile...wish we didn't find out.
AnalogGirl88
He was released from prison 3 years ago
Stenledsen
Isn't pedophilia a mental disorder? Is he not being treated for it?
ciarusvh
Difficult politically to argue for funding for treatments like this, I'd imagine
AroAce
It should not be like this since these people seek help for their problem.
ciarusvh
Agreed. But mental health is a difficult subject a lot of the time. I fear it will be a long time until that changes
Muttmutt
My dad really is dead. I wish it was your dad, not mine.
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Muttmutt
For a pedophile?! Absolutely not.
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cinsoniTe
Yeah, you faggot.
PhiIIipJFry
How often do you actually have to tell people this? My dad is dead and it pretty much never comes up in conversation.
BadgerofWar
My dad died when I was 14. Often whenever father's day roles around it comes up from people who don't know me well.
PhiIIipJFry
how old are you now? I'm starting to think maybe it doesn't come up for me since my dad when I was a bit older.
BadgerofWar
25 now. And honestly it's doesn't come up nearly as much as it used to.
Okiegoon
Dad passed when I was 4. It comes up. Not all the time or anything but a lot more often than you would think. Just general convo stuff.
PhiIIipJFry
My dads been dead 5 years (I was 22), after the initial conversations I'd say it's maybe come up 3 times since
Okiegoon
Ah, eh, my perspective is probably different as I'm 43. You're correct though it doesn't come up a lot now days. As a kid it did more 1/2
Okiegoon
more often. Also if you read further in the comments this is a repost :-/ My condolences for your fathers passing. Not easy.
timeloveandyarn
We told my grandma my cousin is in jail for drugs. He's really in for raping a toddler. She died never knowing the truth.
Abeskill2198
You did good.
circlebreaker
Fuck that's sad. You did the right thing though, there's no way an old woman could handle that kind of information w/o a nervvous breakdown.
TheGoatyGoat
What the actual fuck...
RawrLawless
Dude, I feel the same way. My mother is serving 14yrs for murder and as far as the people in my world are concerned, she's dead.
Kisamex96
Who did she kill?
RawrLawless
Her bf, Ralph. Apparently she felt it was the best way to end the argument. Quinnett is her last name.
Kisamex96
Jeez sorry to hear about that man, I even found the story, sounds rough. I appreciate the reply man, thank you.
RawrLawless
Thanks, man. I hope things have gotten better for you.
GrosslyIncandecent
Moms been junkie last 12 years. Yep, diddly dead.
AllottaFagina
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. You hear a lot about the victims, but the families of the perps are victims too.
RawrLawless
Yeah. I moved to another state and it's helped. No bad memories here. I'm much happier.
ZachPutland
2 of my friends each killed someone. It ruins everything for both families. Such a huge shame
carolinaguuurl
Whoa.
okbutwashitfirst
And the sponsored link under this post just happens to be subway...
UltraLord69
Why this doesn't have more up-votes is beyond me hahaha
ParanoidWithGoodCause
they just want to shove 6 inches in your mouth
jediengineer
As much as the truth hurts @OP... fuck it, tell them he's dead.
MichellePower
That's what he's doing
whotookbearyawesome
let's avoid using the term, "fuck it." OP's father's main issue.
AtomicGhandi
Oh you're terrible. But funny. So you know, +1
youspludgeyoulose
I would say the same thing. Why bother opening up that can of beans around other people.
ZachPutland
Did you mean can of worms?
eetsumkaus
same thing
Penguinsandbroadswords
My dad really is dead, I tell folks they respond "I am so sorry, that must be hard." Then I have to explain it's not be he was scrappy.
attackthemintellectually
That happens to me too! Dad is dead but was only in my life until I was 9 & I hated him. I just say "I'm not" when people say they're sorry.
attackthemintellectually
Which is a lot crueler-sounding than I mean it, however people's reaction to my deadpan comeback is just hilarious. : )
Blodgarmpls
I've had your reaction given to me before. I'm usually pretty quick with a joke but couldn't think of a good one. Came up with something tho
atombongsmoker
Your dad was Scrappy Doo? Yeah, I wouldn't want people to know either.
sisterofthemoon
I read this as "can of bees" the post before this one has my head buzzing
youspludgeyoulose
That would have been better.
sisterofthemoon
Can of bees would be more exciting!
LannistersSendTheirRetards
My dad is like hiding in the woods or something because there's a warrant for his arrest. $21,000 owed in child support.
thecyprus
Same deal with mine, he got dysentary not too long ago. He owes 120,000 now.
lnboxMeYourPUGS
Nice username
thecyprus
Same deal with mine, he got dysentary not too long ago. He owes 120,000 now.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
He never paid a dime and was only expected to pay $20 total a month for 4 kids. How sad is that
carolinaguuurl
That is sad. I'm sorry you kids and your mom had to go through that.
SamicusThePick
That's nearly 21 years of child support... So which one of you points is bullshit?
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Probably the $20 one. That was adjusted to that after he got out of jail a few years ago
SamicusThePick
Yea that's what I was thinking, $20 isn't much, especially if there were 4 of you. Hopefully everything turned out ok in the end!
LannistersSendTheirRetards
All the kids are over 18 now so that $20 a mo is just to take away from his total which is as high as it'll get now.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Not as sad as OP's father.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Wasn't meaning to take anything away from OP here
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
I understand but it's like "I was viciously raped." "Well, one time I fell on a rake."
JaXm
I feel like it should be clarified he's not in jail because he's a pedophile, he's in jail because he's a child molester (I assume), and...
Vantri
Up you go!
JaXm
... that those two things are NOT actually one and the same. It's a touchy subject, I know, but I feel that difference is important to note.
ciarusvh
Good on you, fighting the unpopular fight. +1 and +1 again
Fenriswaffles
Interesting to see that here, glad some people know the distinction because as it is now its treated like a thought crime
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
I'm so glad this comment was not down-voted to oblivion.
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
I'm so glad this wasn't downvoted. Thanks for promoting that distinction.
SadStork
jaXm as author to a loosely based sequel confession bear of this one, coming to imgur fp near you soon.
MermanJack
So how is one not a pedophile if they molested a child? Did they simply trip and fall on top of the child on accident??
JaXm
Not all pedophiles are child molesters, is my point.
MermanJack
Yes, I'm aware. I'm just thinking that this one mayyyyy be though.
Kougeru
There's also research that has shown most child molesters actually do it because the targets were easy, not because of pedophilic urges.
JaXm
Except that "He's really a pedophile serving 10+ years in prison" suggests he's in prison for BEING a pedophile. Which is a gross inaccuracy
premiumdoggos
He's dead to me anyway.
CAAFlo
I just tell them he isn't in the picture. Tends to get the message across
PrisonGuard
Hopefully dead in prison.
sinyre
I do the same thing, only my father never got time. He simply doesn't exist to me. He died the day I heard what he did.
HaggisBaconAndIrnBru
My grandads one, it sucks op, but don't let it tear up your life!
barbwirelove
well, he probably won't survive prison OP... they hate pedophiles
OneFuckedPony
You're right. Dead.
CowmanII
hell of a lot easier and less awkward as well. I'd do the same if I were in your position. If someone found out I'd just say this.
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DontKnowWhatImDoingButHopeIsGood
Same here brother did the same he just got out and everyone tries to get me to talk to him
thehammerismypenis
I can't help but notice that this post isn't a Skeletor Meme
grizzabelle
I have a similar situation, OP. I just tell people he lives out of state and I don't talk to him anymore.
oim8ey
As someone who has experience with victims of his preferred crimes thats a good answer
irrelevanttomyimage
I do the same. Alcoholic I'll never see or talk to again.
TheInternetVirus
I do the same with my mom who left us at a children's home at a young age, because we were too much money
TorSverre
As well he should be! You're better off without.
LongoloidFartExplosion
Better dead then ped.
TheSchultzZ
WHat did he do to get 10+ years in prison?
MikenSan
My father got 15 for production and distribution of pictures.
Areyoubiginjapan
Yeah. Uh he'd be dead to me too. Don't even think twice about it.
Singleservingfriend25
I say the same thing about my brother.
idonutknow27
He's still your father but he's dead to us if that's what you want.
SolidGoldFish
sounds right to me
puppiesarebetter
666 up votes 0_0
Krimia
Same. It's just so much easier that way.
seventeenroses
And that's what matters. You're speaking the truth OP.
Charlylimph
Honey, Im sorry. Best of luck to you.
pakrat54
I do the same thing for the same reason. I have only seen my dad once and that was just to hear his excuse as to why he did it.
lapus
There wasn't a good excuse, was there?
pakrat54
Nope, not one I was satisfied with. He raped my two sisters so there will never be a good excuse.
DidYouThinkThisNameWasAvailable
Fuck. Havent seen mine for 8yrs now. Not convicted, yet. Dead to me anyways. Get to walk my lil sister on the aile though.
ithoughttheywouldjustgivemeausername
That's awesome, I'm glad you guys are close and cut him out!
mmaheshwary
Honest question: Does he regret it? And does he wish he didn't have those urges?
sycophant92
Dont worry, those prisoners are probably doing worse to him than what he did to kids. Mine tried killing me and now he is dieing slow, alone
forgetthisnoise
That's okay. My in laws think my dad is dead for the same reason. Fuck him and the shame his existence brings
MikenSan
Surprised others are in the same scenario, never thought about it really. Feel like I'm doing the right thing even more so now.
Imgoodateverythingexceptpeople
I completely understand. I tell everyone I'm an orphan.
hocusfocus
Same here when my Dad went.
FrankDrebinPoliceSquad
Mines dead to me too
TeddybearTheWerewolf
Acceptable answer to that question. Don't feel bad about it
BeatyMeaty
My manager is a pedo
ratfaceddog
How do you know?
BeatyMeaty
I googled his name hes a sex offender, offence blow the age of 12
plzwhateverisokforme
Forgiveness damnit
lapus
Only if the forgiveness heals the child...
Deliciouspuppymeat
Sounds dead to me
wwny
It's true, from a certain point of view.
KatRHat
I feel you on that. My father is in jail for child pornography for (I think) 9 years.
pickleticklee
My biological dad was raging alcoholic/dry drunk. My mom left him when I was 4 and last time I saw him was at court hearing to change 1/2
pickleticklee
My last name to my real dad who had adopted me.
FlyingTarantula
Exactly how I feel. My bio father recently got out after doing his time and is constantly trying to get in touch with me.
MikenSan
Never thought there others in a similar situation.
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Does he try to get in touch with you? Or does he try to touch you and get in you?
FlyingTarantula
Just tries to get in touch.
elipseinforeignlanguage
let him. If you never had any contact with him.
FlyingTarantula
I have. I've decided to limit it since he refuses to get his drinking under control.
trinketslut
Not funny dude
wazero
What did your dad do?
FlyingTarantula
Fondled a kid.
sharkba1t
Probably a good idea not to let him.... Get in touch with you. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
Whywastetimesaylotwordwhenfewworddotrick
I'm sorry :(
FlyingTarantula
Don't be sorry. People get into dark places and he got in a little deep. That's why I've got the father that raised me.
hamburgerninja
@op Dude same here. haven't seen or talked to him since I was 5.
TanithRosenbaum
So you met @OP's dad when you were 5?
MooblyDooblyWoobly
Damn. Dark. +1
suburbanhyena
if hes dead to you, hes dead to me
GothKirby
Me too. That means he's dead to 3 people. Close enough right?
WrongEveryTime
If he's dead to him and he's dead to you then he's dead to me.
KiwiJesus
If he's dead to you, he's dead to my dog.
IAmAGoodPerson
Bros before pedos
ImortalCow
Lads before kid-raping dads
ThatCanadianViking
Just about anybody before pedos. Even my ex wife. And she's a total cunt canoe.
suburbanhyena
She seems nicer than the pedophile *nodding*
SpiderSpud
I like the phrase douche canoe
ProjectilePolly
Cunt canoe. That's wonderful.
Anikanskywalkersautisticbrother
It should be cunt kayak
Sqochit
what was he convicted for?
RJ123abc
Insurance fraud
cookiesnblud
I feel like "pedophile" says it all...
Sqochit
could be child pornography possession, molestation, camera in the changing room, running a CP forum, and tons of other related crimes
cookiesnblud
You are much informed. Thank you
tallbo
A little "too" informed if you ask me...
infernopg
There is a difference between fucking a kid and having pictures of naked kids or whatever from the internet. Both wrong but on different lvl
Whywastetimesaylotwordwhenfewworddotrick
The reason I feel there is a difference is because the person that has the pictures, is contributing to children's trust being violated.
infernopg
that's why i said both are wrong, but there is still a difference. Like being a serial killer or looking at pictures of dead people
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Maybe that's not what he's doing jail for. Maybe he just 'possessed CP' but didn't actually touch anyone.
Riddiculous
Does that constitute 10 years of prison in the US? I'll admit some of your laws are better than in comparison to the UK
premiumdoggos
Molesting a minor
Myniggathatwasdeep
How old was the minor?
FsImgur
Molesting a coal worker is a serious offense.
GriffithDidEverythingWrong
is the piano okay?
sonic745
*clapping
AutonomousPrime
Oooo... I like it. +1
ClassicFrank
You need more upvotes, here +1
predfark
I don't normally up vote comments. But this made me spit out my toast. +1 to you
SumoSGazer
It'll live, but it's in major condition
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
this is why imgur is great, i hope OP got a good giggle out of this
premiumdoggos
FrankTheTalkingRabbit
New favorite gif =p
Balsaq
Pedophile with ten years in prison... pretty good chance he'll end up dead soon anyway
edissick
Nice america
AutonomousPrime
True story.
ThatsOneCozyBoi
Fucken savaj
tangofox
Mine survived in prison like 22 years, died of liver failure. So meh...
lucky13kenny
FIL doing 20 for that. He leads a Bible study group in there. Makes me sick.
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CarrionDoll
They are supposed to be protected but guards let info slip to the "right" people to take out the garbage.
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CarrionDoll
Yeah I can see that happening alot.
tallbo
ChiMos get it in lock up. There is always a way
Balsaq
Great care is taken to protect a lot of inmates in prisons; that doesn't mean things don't happen to them.
JollyDoctor
There are prisons solely dedicated to Pedophiles, unfortunately they're not killed as much anymore
Blodgarmpls
Are there prisons like that? I haven't heard of any.
JollyDoctor
They're not labeled as such but they're prisons with a majority of pedophiles and similar sex offenders, a lot of low crime inmates have 1/2
GreyAsTime
My dad spent a couple months in a low security prison, he told me that child molesters and abusers got really fucked up in there.
tiptoecoyote
Awesome
Balsaq
Good riddance. I'm generally opposed to the death penalty and whatnot, even for murder, but sexual violence is inexcusable and unforgivable
TheUltimateJew
Yeah, you're pretty much as objectively wrong here as anyone can possibly be. Murder is worse.
FortuneWriter
Explain.
TheUltimateJew
An abused person is still alive. A dead person is not.
lurker14
Wait, what?? So you're saying that ending someone's life is better than sexually abusing someone?
Balsaq
Depends on the circumstance. Really not worth trying to debate with a 140 character limit.
suburbanhyena
prisoners hate pedophiles because so many of them were victims of abuse as children
Donkey1521
It's true. This was on an Orange is the New Black episode so it must be true. :)
suburbanhyena
I get all of my facts from television ALL MY FACTS
elppapple
Let's not forget how many are parents.
SweetGeekling
Or b/c even criminals know that you don't fuck children. They just take justice into their own hands.
strawberrycocoa
Huh, I always figured pedos got beat up because they're weak and violent types enjoy beating up weaker people for shits and giggles.
shwibbityshwat
Then they would beat those that are there for insurance fraud, tax evasion (etc) just as much
strawberrycocoa
Don't those sort of crimes go to lower security prisons than violent offenders like rapists and child molesters though?
rshini
Yeah, they go to "White Collar" or "Club Fed" prisons, Pedos and violent criminals go to Max security penitentiaries.
HairytheSheep
They all overflow into each other nowadays because the federal prisons are over capacity. They put murder convicts in our city jail now
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Ask Jared from Subway. He's had the shit beaten out of him like a dozen times already.
suburbanhyena
I can't remember who it was, but one of 'the' serial killers got murdered
banannaliese
Jeffrey dahmer
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okbutwashitfirst
That is the sponsored link under this post
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
TheRealButtfaceMcGee
Jared who
BlackSiren32
exactly
tallbo
From Subway
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Is that his last name
pumpernicklelel
From State Farm
roomsofthehouse
That's Jake not Jared
Nova5269
What are you wearing "jared from state farm"?
graou13
He took so many footlongs...
circlebreaker
with extra salt & mayo
TwoSeamer
Source? I'm not being a dick, I'm genuinely interested how would that be known. Coverage as a former celebrity? Guard gossip? Which is it?
suburbanhyena
I don't fucking remember the source. I read things on the internet, and remember them. google it yourself
TwoSeamer
Uh, maybe calm down a bit? I replied to the person who said that about him, and promptly posted the article when I asked, so calm yo' tits.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
http://www.people.com/people/mobile/article/0,,20994420,00.html
Cutlerhammered
Very interesting read, the American prison system is fascinating
Whyaretheresomanyusers
I'm sorry but I couldn't not laugh at "king of the chomos" and "chomo tennis league"