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So, you made it through another week of this tedious dystopian simulation we refer to as "reality"?
Congrats, you've earned the right to zone out to a fresh round of ICM RANDOMS.
As always, we'll be dropping 5 on Saturday and 5 on Sunday.
You can find them all here: https://imgur.com/user/MetaPathos/posts
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE: Your Journey is not yet complete, young grasshopper!
#127 - https://imgur.com/gallery/DNwCerM
#128 - https://imgur.com/gallery/eLQNbCN
#129 - https://imgur.com/gallery/Q01UJNe
#130 - https://imgur.com/gallery/8D5qQm8
Can you please calm down?
Also, check out our NEW official Imgur Blog Post here:
http://blog.imgur.com/2019/08/28/spotlight-on-an-awesome-imgurian-metapathos/
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HoeBagSupreme
Upper 20s haha. I lose a friend everyday . I have none. I am so alone.
pandachariot
#16 and call it lebensraum
RElGNMAN
#13 I did know they made pink marijuana leaf socks?!
mechscientist
#47 the only enemy i have to outlive is myself.
MoepsDump
> mfw finding this in usersub
majkongskull
Memes like a rifle, with which you don't trifle
MrDressup
Peewee Herman's suit, while comedic at the time, is actually quite stylin by today's standard. Also Cowboy Bob was queerer that a plaid fox.
astromoondoggie
Cowboy Curtissssss
Filanwizard
Meanwhile in the era of The Facebook School of Medicine, Elvis would be called a Pharma Corp Puppet by the anti-vaxxers.
pandro
Don't forget he wanted to lead the War on Drugs, because he thought that since a doctor prescribed his, they were not "drugs." Poor guy.
Cestarian
cbjamin
Racists, supremacists, and those that don't contribute to society...in a good way
stankginchfurbuger
News stands for news, cause its new. That's some dumb bullshit up there
IDoPictureStuff
Looked it up. Derived from older French. Referred to idiots on the internet making that shit up.
PicsOrItDidntHappen8
maninthedarkness
That one was so amazingly petty I now aspire to reach that level.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Kinda sad that the path of the rock trail in the kitchen photo didn't lead to the refrigerator.
ceefbugs
Does Elvis have enough sway nowadays to come back and do a second round of Polio vaccines?
lenonymes
#12 Spoken (written?) like someone who's never seen a latin mother yell "CALMATE!" at her kids.
Ryebread91
If you actually scrub there’s no problem drying your balls first.
Ryebread91
What’s does icm mean?
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
You don't get PTSD from hearing those songs. You get flashbacks from the songs because of the PTSD you always carry with you.
Durtschi
I saw mommy kissing santa claus. If I could go back in time and give that kids dad a condom I would.
anjeleyezjr
Muppets 12 days of Christmas.
Shamwowser
It's a small world. I got trapped on that ride for hours once.
FightingALosersBattleAndLosing
#4 who is the artist? Is it a comic?
boomer0001
I’m 28 and I’m supposed to have 6 friends still? Fuck.
Rowsus
That one about doing stuff for your friends/family you'd never do for yourself. That is SO me!
petpet3d
It doesn't matter if you dry off your balls or face first if you showered properly
CrossBetween
Who the hell says ”I empty my butt”? I think I will from now on. Kinda fresh.
InappropriateObservation
#39 does this woman not dry her own downstairs area after she showers??
IrocMe
Holy shit its Chris Gaines
The22ndDoctor
Justthechosenonenobigdeal
Stolen. Sorry not sorry.
The22ndDoctor
NotedPowerBottomAleisterCrowley
Hey #4 is from Harrow County! I love that comic
FourOrangeCircles
Thanks, I was wondering what that was. It gripped my eyeballs like...some kind of eyeball gripper.
NotEveryoneIsSteve
The Skinless Boy is best boy.
CanadianVoyageur
Sorry, I'm going to have to argue with that "over-seasoning" post... I added 2 tbsp of rosemary instead of 2 tsp once and it was God awful!
LaserDolphin
You can season to your own liking but a recipe has to guide people to what it should taste like. Want more? Fine.
Durtschi
Use to overseason like crazy with garlic, basil and oregano. A lot is fine, when you can't taste the meat you've gone too far.
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
I went overboard with lavender and ended up with soapy tasting cookies.
CanadianVoyageur
http://www.dyerfamilyorganicfarm.com/garlic-cookies/
ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
A quick search finds this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_false_etymologies_of_English_words which seems to prove the news 1/
IthinkthereforeIspeak
They call that a backronym
A911owner
My mother used to tell me it was for "north, east, west, and south" because the news came from all over. I've come to realize she was wrong.
maninthedarkness
But I do like that explanation.
ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
Being an acronym false, which is a shame 2/2
inmediasrays
Words almost never came from acronyms. See also: "boss" and "wop."
Tumescentpie
I came to drop this one: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/news-etymology/ but you beat me to the punch
Toast2
Being that the newspaper was invented in the 1600's I doubt they had any meteorologists to tell the wether
emjay9010
Well, he'd have had his bawls cut off, I image anything a meteorologist had to say, even if there was one, would be the least of his worries
TheShogunMustGoOn
I fucking KNEW IT!
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sianine365
Or did you...NEWS it? Ayyyyyyy Ill be in the gulag if you need me
trigonman3
Send kneweds.
demaragorn
News just means all the new stuff. 'New' is the root word, of sorts.
astromoondoggie
And it was originally printed on spaper, so that’s how we got “newspaper.”
maninthedarkness
It's new nounified. Like what we do so commonly these days.
StarkRG
Exactly, it's literally an attempt to pluralize the word "new".
Narayel
Super interesting link. Thanks for sharing. read the whole thing people try and falsely Tie things to race. People need More education
trigonman3
Is your poor grammar and sentence structure intended to be ironic?
Narayel
No, it's there because a: I'm dyslexic and b: this is imgur ... not a dissertation essay
HaldirHoyle
#16 jokes on you some immigrants are racist too because....they are people.
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
My sentiments exactly when I read that.
HammerParty13
"bUt oNlY wHiTe pEoPle.. "
FourOrangeCircles
You mean...*gasp*...people are shitheads in other countries, too?
HaldirHoyle
Lol yep
anjeleyezjr
I was a professional cook for over a decade. Hate is the best seasoning. If you hate it when you cook it, it will be delicious.
shangooo
From my experience most chefs are constantly in some form of anger/hate when working so I guess hate seasons everything. Delicious hate.
CanadianVoyageur
Longbowgun
Is it possible to "overseason" with hate?
astromoondoggie
If my ex-wife is any indication, yes.
1LostPuppy
That was rat poison.
Longbowgun
Does that mean if I eat her she will be delicious?
astromoondoggie
No, that just means everything she cooks is overseasoned. If you ate her, it would just be like undercooked cheesy bread.
Longbowgun
Oh. I eat too much bread already. [puts away cooking utensils]