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And Catwoman frightened a child.
Perfect Catwoman (full size) https://imgur.com/a/dxKlI5k
Nov 20, 2018 2:47 PM
RomMarvel
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Perfect Catwoman (full size) https://imgur.com/a/dxKlI5k
M4rt1nV
Ah, Tim Burton catwoman. If ever there was a weird awakening.
luxter7
GhostofRoland
“This better not awaken anything in me...”
Peppylittlespitfire
Cortezdelanoche
Frightened him into puberty maybe...
thisisprocrastination
Now that's a sexy lady.
KrillinLikeAVillan
And thus a fetish was born.
CaptRackham
@Orthy
TheUser14
The mother looked like she was turned on.
NotOnRexManningDay
I'm a lady with a man finance, but Hot Damn!
SithShodan
How does one apply for a male finance? haha
NotOnRexManningDay
soooo many forms, ugh
1972GTO
That kid just realized what puberty is all about.
CloseupCaptionReaction
Multi booing (boob added for science)
CloseupCaptionReaction
Boooing, ...cause she said boo to boo him, the guy and his boo
Cortezdelanoche
The scene where the boy became a man...then a BAT!!!
iggylights
Yeah yeah but why is the image reversed? Ben and Jerry's logo is backwards!!!
Somethingdeepncomedic
I think because someone said it might be Australia
iggylights
Then it would be upside-down!
SithShodan
I'm ashamed of how many times I watched this.
curbdog303
Gryphonosiris
Frightened the child and aroused the rest of us.
Jmothafnp
YouShouldConsiderHavingSexWithABeardedMan
And that's how a fetish begins.
ihatemynekofetish
Can confirm
notimporant
Had sexual psychologist friend, can confirm that's almost exactly how it works
RetardVillain
A psychologist friend who is sexual?
kodiak931155
CorneliusCornwall
Yes it is.
Azman52
yacko69
fun fact... that whip actually breaks the sound barrier to make the "crack" sound.
DeadGremlin
The correct term is scaroused
CharliePapaBravo
AKA Fear boner.
URNSHOW
Never been "scaroused" or a fear boner. What kinda guy would even say that they had such a thing...?
CoolNoah
Looks like Movieworld, Queensland, Australia
pawningpanda
Glad I'm not the only one
AlwaysElisabethian
I'm pretty sure it is!
tinky88
Yeah it is
ElRoboBandit
just about to say that
SirJohnathan
Meanwhile, dad's thinking, "How much would she charge for me take off her boots and lick her feet?" Sorry, that's what I would be thinking.
ShaunB
Easy there Tarantino
DonutTramp
Horrendous flex but okay
RickSanchezC420
Dam she’s hot tho all the funny stuff aside
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Whowatchesthewampas
Good to see that Michell Pfiefer version is still cultivating certain feelings in young men 25 years later.
URNSHOW
Story is that costume was so tight, she could only do quick takes so they could undo it before she passed out.
Whowatchesthewampas
Whoa that’s crazy, I never knew that!
URNSHOW
That's what she said in an interview. Was damn sexy, though.
Billis75
Batman Returns was just the best. Still silly in some parts (Christopher Walken, Penguin on the little batmobile), but perfect.
cracklinoatbran
It's a great movie. A welcome addition to any Michelle Pfeiffer Pfilm Pfestival.
Whowatchesthewampas
It really is. As a kid that movie was larger than life. I had a metric shit ton of Batman Returns stuff. Not really but I had a lot
711isAnInsideJob
My 9 year old nephew was this version of Catwoman for Halloween this year
BrohemianRapC1ty
Lmao
rando04
Are you sure he wasn't Catboy from PJ Masks?
711isAnInsideJob
Quite sure. I don't know if it was this exact one, but very close https://www.miccostumes.com/images/path-products/image-CCW708KID.jpg
AScholarAndAPervert
She looks like fun
URNSHOW
Prolly as far as it goes....
Bachofbach
Nah m8 you just know she’d ignore the safety word
ShaunB
You mean "Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen?"
TheySayTheGirthCouldKill
She looks like fun.
WTBHL3
All the Dads averting their eyes...
URNSHOW
Fuck that. She puts it out there, I'm looking.
pawningpanda
And then my Dad decided to get a selfie with her and user it as his Facebook profile picture.
thegeekinmerpg
Some fights just are not worth having.
URNSHOW
That's why you wait until you catch em checking a guy out. Then you play their game. Oh, the fun to be had.
AnythingMuchShorter
Its not much more than you see with yoga pants.
Opportunist
You're not wrong, but between latex corset and boots and whip...yoga pants *could* be innocent, this definitely suggests BDSM.
AnythingMuchShorter
I can understand that but when I see a phat mom booty in yoga pants it suggests many thoughts to me regardless of not having a corset.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
It's not about what thoughts you actually have it's the thoughts that your wife imagines you are having.
gerardMajax
i think that he just discrovered a new fuction of his body...
Tinkrr
Along with a thing for dominatrix's? Dominatri? D:
DukePoozy
I know I did
somethingawesomeandgreat
wristdeep
LitchLitch
See I read it more as him turning up his lip at her, "oh am I supposed to be impressed?" I suspect hes more inclined to batman.
herejusttopointouterrors
How does this wreck of a comment have so many votes? Spell much? Here I'll spell it out for you *I *discovered * function. Illiteracy= bad
ChocolateOctopi
u ok fam?
Guy954
Because we all knew what they meant, upvoted and moved on.
thatfucknguy
And now your unnecessary critique has as many downvotes as op's illiterate comment! Good on ya!
baronramsey
"So this is what a boner is?"
FistfulOfAssholes
Yep. That’s definitely “I don’t know what to do with these feelings” face.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
I’m sure he has shit his pants before
hunibaldt
tdvideo
kodiak931155
darnedbagboyjr
Lol the fucks that from
XLR87T3
Search Google for this image
nullbr
Obviously it's from the internet
degenerator
MetYourMomOnAshleyMadison
The22ndDoctor
He's only got enough blood to run one at a time.
hotrodny
That explains the brain-dead look in his face :)
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Resort to vampirism
MrDeadsr
His parents are there
URNSHOW
You know what he was thinking about later that night
ScariestOfButts
I agree. Most people here go "lol he got boner", but his reaction suggests he has very puritan parents.
LitchLitch
actually he looks like a queen sneering at her vamp
PipMcDicstamp
orangeisthenewbasic
What a cat-ass-trophe
ScariestOfButts
From his reaction, he seems like the kind of boy whose parents told him he's going to hell for looking at Playboy magazines.
Kifferallein
The exact moment puperty kicked in
ISayShenanigans
Looks like his balls finally dropped. Better late than never.
inelastic
magicbryanconnolly
That's in the wank bank
BrothaDarkness
"when you're 12 and find your first fetish..."
HughLaurie
Where will you be when puberty strikes?
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Puberty just hit him like a freight train
CallMeWhateverYouWantCallMeCrazy
gablestout
Instant puberty
SatansButtBuddy
Bazoing
fartymarty42
As if the blood mysteriously drained out of his brain and went... somewhere
inmate655321
Reminds me of the fainting goats
cheekychapstick
Hahaha his dad's making a similar face.
somethingawesomeandgreat
Eyes go to opposite directions thought
TooMuchPandas
Mom, on the other hand is internally laughing her ass off
Iq019283
Nut
fr3shie
/a/RJoxxye Like father like son
livingcheeseburger
I saw the father too, jeepers creepers.
Thehoffmiester
Mom taught this kid well
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
"Yes mistress." pose
NaturalProgressionGaming
"Play it cool... Mom is looking."
themanwith1spoon
Raje it easy on the kid....Most people dont hit puberty all at once
themanwith1spoon
Take*
Hairballs58
Damn, made him go Hodor.
TheYoungGod
His head just dumped all its blood down to his other head.
darwinhacker
Looks like he passed right the fuck out from the sudden loss of blood too
DwightYouIdiot
"Updating Windows. Please do not restart your computer"
wazscience
new device detected, installing driver....
bobstallone
Restarting.. hard drive is corrupted.
magmadar
Windows has encountered an error while updating and is undoing the process which will take 2 hours again and pray to god it works this time.
Kaplar
Spoiler: It won't.
magmadar
i had that happen to me one time , and i had to reinstall fucking everything because it kept bugging out at the redoing process.feelsbadman.
hunibaldt
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
"Boo...ooo...ooobs.. Where am I?"
BabySharkEtc
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Kid’s looking away, but dad is on spot.
ChampionMan
That whip seems awfully dangerous
DoggoASAP
I think thats why she span it around at arms length first? I dunno. Don't take my word for it id probably whip my eye out.
ProcyonGhost
Is it why She's doing circles with it .. As a security check?
DnDInsanity
Yep. She also cracks it very close to her. That took a LOT of practice. Source: I own one.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
I thought it was pretty sweet
Whatsname
I think that's a whip's to exist.
snowfork
0euf
Looks like a performer at Warner Bros. Movie World. Scenery looks familiar. That spin she does is to make sure she doesn't whip anyone.
pyrodice
It would be a terrible whip if it wasn’t
Jusmar
I mean, if you could make a whip that wasn't dangerous but still whippy, you'd have a great whip for bondage and horses
SaltismySugar
CotterPyke
one time i was fooling with my friend's when i was a kid. Tried to make the crack, i just hit my own back instead...such PAIN i never knew-
Khnos
Did you pull it back to try and force it?
Melinyel
As someone rather proficient with a whip, you are probably right. Everyone wants to snap it like a towel, which isn't the best idea.
Khnos
First time I tried a bull whip I did that, lashed my own upper back. It was a hard lesson to learn. lol
Gonnaderpya
That's what I was thinking. Cracking a whip in a crowded area is definitely dangerous.
kaptenkilt
Thats why she spun around twice to make sure no one was in the way
Opportunist
Good catch!!
funkwumasta
Yup. Also twirled the whip around to make sure nobody was in whipping range. This ain't her first rodeo.
dustball23
Good thing crowds are completely stationary! I declare shenanigans
Gonnaderpya
Good eye and fair enough!
CaptRackham
And the overhead crack is very controlled so there's not much chance the whip will get away from you
SatoriEnlightenment
If you know how to crack it, then you know where the crack will happen.
ehoba666
(shoots gun in public) "it's ok, the bullets told me where they're going"
Shaggers
Yes, bullets and whips work the same way...
ehoba666
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard crybaby
lessthankris
Haven’t you seen how Indiana Jones got his scar?
SatoriEnlightenment
Nope. How?
lessthankris
Cracked a whip in his own face
rando04
I seent it!