progun50231415
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Sep 2, 2019 4:05 AM
progun50231415
117977
2615
147
FromTheRuins
Cheers to that!
ErnestoPeeler
P-A-R-T-Y? 'cause I gotta!
PrivateEntrance
If a man washes a dish and a women doesn’t see it, does it count?
DJPlorp
Get things done, but get them done your way.
CripPick
Idk if its a good idea to wash dishes with Budweiser. I think soap is usually recommended.
Jackrabbitry
I cook the meals AND do the dishes. Stay the Hell outta my kitchen!
theshitheadcorgi
Things you say now
SpaceNebula
IFoldlyGo
Looks like you're working on your six-pack
saganworshipper
"beer"
Erumun
that's when you do the dishes naked and text her at work.
arkhamfashion
end the drama and buy a dishwasher
Mayyybe
That’s not a lot of dishes you weenie
CastleBonerShrinker
Thank you! That's like.. Literally 5 minutes worth of dishes. What a wuss
TheEarthIsFlatbread
Quipod
Wish my dish duty was that small.
FrogBotherer
Time to reward yourself with a wank?
TanDumpLord
It's important to keep hydrated and drink lots of water throughout the day - even when doing the dishes.
monadi
I cook the meals, he does the dishes. It's a fair trade, especially with a dishwasher....he comes out ahead!
zmxme
Thats a "bunch" of dishes? Hahaha....
DeguRatface
Right? that's nothing.
Freemammograms
Good on you. +1
ProfDangles
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Bunch of dishes? Pish posh!! Thats level one on easy. Clean the oven and microwave to earn loot box later
rianstar
Yeah fold those dishes man
nontno
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
zerothealien
A spoonful of lime and salt helps the tequila go down.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Is that what it takes to be able to drink Budweiser?
busyDayAtWork
^ spoonful of sugar = shot of whiskey
HashBranny
^ Medicine = Follow-up shot of whiskey
Ulricmag
WOOOOOOOOOO!!! Man, I haven't had a wild night like that in ages. I do my dishes earlier now. Getting old.
Corruptwarrior
Where is the before and after?!?
rameniki
There's no after
takeonme11
I like doing dishes. Mmmm satisfying.
gordy77
Yeah but not for a family of four every night for decades!
progun50231415
come over. i have beer and $5 i can give you
rmidge
I have beer and a 100
DrNoonianSoong
Looks like they need to soak for 8 to 12 hours.
MxMenagerie
Obviously. He's already got a full-on Soak Tower built up there on the right and everything.
NonnieNic
snazzbasket
If you've never had a shower beer, you've never earned one.
IrgendSoEinTyp
Don't forget: Coors light has an ad bragging about being the official shower beer
itsrainingminnows
Shower beer: That’s real Paramedic self-care right there.
IndefinetelyTired
Shower whiskey is better
chrisf524365
Shower beers are meant for after a long day of work where u don't have time to waste drinking after the shower. IMHO
shmekie
Or getting ready for a wedding
RadicalLeftist
I use a little plastic stool my kids use to wash their hands and sit in the shower drinking a tall boy and just trying to melt
DrjayOBGYN
I swear to God,I am going to buy a shower bench just to try this. Might give a ‘shower margarita’ a red hot go, too!
snazzbasket
I didn't realize we were in the presence of royalty, good show old boy!
STGxDante
What's a shower beer?!
Thedudeeee
It's just.. The best thing. Also really chill if you ever have the opportunity to drink one in a hot tub.
pepper0770
A beer that is drank while in the shower, I’d wager
wondersquid
Sinhumane
Reddit.com/r/showerbeer
yourbassist
I have several questions, starting with the size of your hands and the Christmas soap dispenser.
progun50231415
i am not a small man and santa has been there since i’ve been coming here.
yourbassist
That diesel looks like it's the 8 oz can and I love Christmas but I stick to the occasional music in the offseason.
progun50231415
stimpsonjcatt
Mine is always Halloween so rock on with yo Santa!
progun50231415
writes letters to the kids from the tooth fairy. not my business. i haven’t started dishes btw. 2/2
yourbassist
Imgur has that effect.