Aug 20, 2020 10:10 PM
JasonM1
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103Brewer
“Can I just get my fucking coffee already?!?”
Diggitydigdigs
She’ll probably get chewed out by a Karen for taking so long with her drink
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I rather have my milk without coffe, and cold
P00dlebum
Burgerhammer
I would shit myself immediately.
AlpacaScreampilot
crazy mad skillz
ImAnUpVoterUnlessYoureAnUberDouche
v
IndieRappersFlowBest
Coffee talk music plays in background
MerlotMission5291
Its all ganna look the same coming out of me. Just gemme my damn latte
fingerdingle
It's very important to me that you all know I am very badass and only drink coffee for the caffeine and am NOT IMPRESSED BY THIS FEMALE
TheVelveteenRabbit
This is a seriously enticing density of whatever kind of latte it is.
cake123321
that's amazing
EnlightenmentSatori
In case you were wondering what it was like I was :
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
I can do that too. I just don't wanna
dronette
Very pretty - and completely fucking pointless.
Holyproxy
This Video is like lure for people to say "TOO MUCH MILK" every time and I'm thinking that the States need more Cafes around the place.
ScariesteSpider
TRU
bhobby1212
So she's got an art degree?
Wapusk
Was expecting dickbutt.
thesunisgettingreallow
ChickenROAR
That's neat, my friend's (baristas) latte art always comes out like a penis.
oiikeg1i
lol I know this kid. she cares about coffee 1000x more than her lowlife customers. Waxahachie TX
Dongskanker
She's probably making a whole $9.25/hr too!
skolyr
That's exactly what I made when I asked for a raise and they said no because I was already the second highest paid. (~2011 tho)
SillyWits
Bruh, tie your hair up omg
Flibster
And hold the damn cup by the handle!
summermother4524
Thank yooouuuu. Wear gloves to. None for me thx
ccman87
What you don't want a little texture to your drink?
Maybe it's for her ? sometimes I eat my hair on accident lol
RedDragon732
Am I allowed to drink it or admire it and leave
kJerAFK
show me a nutsack in my cup or fuck off
Fishammer
thank you
Brommith
I'm just here to see all the comments about "too much cream" completely ignorant to what espresso is.
dalaiyoda
Last time this was posted, some twit confidently stated that it was actually a macchiato.
UserSubImgurian
Pfff, if you ain't doing 4 shots of espresso at a time your bloodline is weak. Military vets are fueled by caffeine and hate.
Well, espresso is an extraction method.
McChillin
That is WAAAAY too much creme
It's steamed milk.
i see this every time this is posted, its a latte - its supposed to be like that
That's not coffee, it's espresso. WAAAAY stronger.
No, espresso is an extraction method
henriquesantosbr
MangoLassi
He4rtless
Source?
"looney tunes or merrie melodies" says Google, I can't find anything specific
I recall there being some kind of dark-humored toons in this style. Adult Swim of mid century. I’ll have to look into it
If you find something, I'm curious
KingOfTheAnarchists
Don't mind if I do v
prismbear
TIL the loony tunes hacked mad darts
TIL what hacking mad darts is
Are you Canadian ?
Nope, Californian. Why do you ask??
More of a popular term up here I think. Especially Alberta.
robmack519
Not a coffee drinker. Is it normal to be mostly milk/cream/whatever?
NicolasKevinMac
Espresso drinks are mostly defined by the relative amounts of espresso, milk, and foam. This is a latte, which is much more milk than coffee
Guessmyusername
Black or gtfo
z0MgIrt3hSt0N3CRv5h3rFr0mt3x4S
I was thinking the same thing, it's a dam cup of cream... ewww.
welskoeder
No.
Soylencer
I am not picking on you, just stating: I am genuinely surprised, in the internet age, one has not seen latte art. It's social media fleas.
cquence23
For a latte, yes. "Latte" is Italian for "milk". Espresso is highly concentrated coffee made by forcing a small amount of water through
finely ground coffee beans. This extracts a much more intense coffee over drip brewing methods. Traditionally a latte is mostly milk, little
kristietamato
This is turning me on.
LOL!
coffee, and a layer of foam on top.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Funny thing, it is the flavor that is more intense. They actually have only abt 1/3-1/2 the caffeine of a drip coffee
Yeah. I laugh at people who add a shot of espresso to a regular coffee to "really wake them up". Just get a larger coffee.
brusilov
A Latte (Italian for milk) is a shot of espresso with frothed milk. Everyone has their preference with coffee. I prefer it pumped up my ass.
Sugarbritches21
Only if you do me first
judgefreak
That Crocodile Dundee reference though
IceWeaselX
https://youtu.be/CqETaGrSwrc
Klisteration
Whoa, is that a new Starbuck's option I missed ?
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
Secret menu.
CoffeeRocks
If you want a shot of espresso added, you say "make it dirty". For this other option, gotta say "make it mudvein"
Starboofs
Oof is right !
vahnn
Black coffee, right? *nudge nudge, wink wink* But seriously. I only like my coffee black. Imbibed or via enema.
isKratomSafe00
So your a goer, eh? What’s it like?
How do you mean? Do I Get A Lot Done, or am I Super Hyper And Jittery? No and no. I'm still lazy. And I just prefer the simplicity of black.
A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat. Googl monty python.
103Brewer
“Can I just get my fucking coffee already?!?”
Diggitydigdigs
She’ll probably get chewed out by a Karen for taking so long with her drink
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I rather have my milk without coffe, and cold
P00dlebum
Burgerhammer
I would shit myself immediately.
AlpacaScreampilot
crazy mad skillz
ImAnUpVoterUnlessYoureAnUberDouche
IndieRappersFlowBest
Coffee talk music plays in background
MerlotMission5291
Its all ganna look the same coming out of me. Just gemme my damn latte
fingerdingle
It's very important to me that you all know I am very badass and only drink coffee for the caffeine and am NOT IMPRESSED BY THIS FEMALE
TheVelveteenRabbit
This is a seriously enticing density of whatever kind of latte it is.
cake123321
that's amazing
EnlightenmentSatori
In case you were wondering what it was like I was :
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
I can do that too. I just don't wanna
dronette
Very pretty - and completely fucking pointless.
Holyproxy
This Video is like lure for people to say "TOO MUCH MILK" every time and I'm thinking that the States need more Cafes around the place.
ScariesteSpider
TRU
bhobby1212
So she's got an art degree?
Wapusk
Was expecting dickbutt.
thesunisgettingreallow
ChickenROAR
That's neat, my friend's (baristas) latte art always comes out like a penis.
oiikeg1i
lol I know this kid. she cares about coffee 1000x more than her lowlife customers. Waxahachie TX
Dongskanker
She's probably making a whole $9.25/hr too!
skolyr
That's exactly what I made when I asked for a raise and they said no because I was already the second highest paid. (~2011 tho)
SillyWits
Bruh, tie your hair up omg
Flibster
And hold the damn cup by the handle!
summermother4524
Thank yooouuuu. Wear gloves to. None for me thx
ccman87
What you don't want a little texture to your drink?
SillyWits
Maybe it's for her ? sometimes I eat my hair on accident lol
RedDragon732
Am I allowed to drink it or admire it and leave
kJerAFK
show me a nutsack in my cup or fuck off
Fishammer
kJerAFK
thank you
Brommith
I'm just here to see all the comments about "too much cream" completely ignorant to what espresso is.
dalaiyoda
Last time this was posted, some twit confidently stated that it was actually a macchiato.
UserSubImgurian
Pfff, if you ain't doing 4 shots of espresso at a time your bloodline is weak. Military vets are fueled by caffeine and hate.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Well, espresso is an extraction method.
McChillin
That is WAAAAY too much creme
Flibster
It's steamed milk.
ScariesteSpider
i see this every time this is posted, its a latte - its supposed to be like that
thesunisgettingreallow
That's not coffee, it's espresso. WAAAAY stronger.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
No, espresso is an extraction method
henriquesantosbr
MangoLassi
He4rtless
Source?
MangoLassi
"looney tunes or merrie melodies" says Google, I can't find anything specific
He4rtless
I recall there being some kind of dark-humored toons in this style. Adult Swim of mid century. I’ll have to look into it
MangoLassi
If you find something, I'm curious
KingOfTheAnarchists
Don't mind if I do
v
prismbear
TIL the loony tunes hacked mad darts
MangoLassi
TIL what hacking mad darts is
prismbear
Are you Canadian ?
MangoLassi
Nope, Californian. Why do you ask??
prismbear
More of a popular term up here I think. Especially Alberta.
robmack519
Not a coffee drinker. Is it normal to be mostly milk/cream/whatever?
NicolasKevinMac
Espresso drinks are mostly defined by the relative amounts of espresso, milk, and foam. This is a latte, which is much more milk than coffee
Guessmyusername
Black or gtfo
z0MgIrt3hSt0N3CRv5h3rFr0mt3x4S
I was thinking the same thing, it's a dam cup of cream... ewww.
welskoeder
No.
Soylencer
I am not picking on you, just stating: I am genuinely surprised, in the internet age, one has not seen latte art. It's social media fleas.
cquence23
For a latte, yes. "Latte" is Italian for "milk". Espresso is highly concentrated coffee made by forcing a small amount of water through
cquence23
finely ground coffee beans. This extracts a much more intense coffee over drip brewing methods. Traditionally a latte is mostly milk, little
kristietamato
This is turning me on.
cquence23
LOL!
cquence23
coffee, and a layer of foam on top.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Funny thing, it is the flavor that is more intense. They actually have only abt 1/3-1/2 the caffeine of a drip coffee
cquence23
Yeah. I laugh at people who add a shot of espresso to a regular coffee to "really wake them up". Just get a larger coffee.
brusilov
A Latte (Italian for milk) is a shot of espresso with frothed milk. Everyone has their preference with coffee. I prefer it pumped up my ass.
Sugarbritches21
Only if you do me first
judgefreak
That Crocodile Dundee reference though
IceWeaselX
https://youtu.be/CqETaGrSwrc
Klisteration
Whoa, is that a new Starbuck's option I missed ?
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
Secret menu.
CoffeeRocks
If you want a shot of espresso added, you say "make it dirty". For this other option, gotta say "make it mudvein"
brusilov
Starboofs
Klisteration
Oof is right !
vahnn
Black coffee, right? *nudge nudge, wink wink* But seriously. I only like my coffee black. Imbibed or via enema.
isKratomSafe00
So your a goer, eh? What’s it like?
vahnn
How do you mean? Do I Get A Lot Done, or am I Super Hyper And Jittery? No and no. I'm still lazy. And I just prefer the simplicity of black.
isKratomSafe00
A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat. Googl monty python.