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Aug 16, 2018 2:55 PM
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khazorath
Definitely a couple I haven't read before
scaredshirtless
I usually don't believe greentexts but I have known a few drill instructors and can guarantee that #8 is completely true.
kahlzun
These are some good creepypasta
ilikepoliticsbutnoneofmyfriendsdo
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YourWifesLatinoLover
I was reading these while on the bus stop surrounded by complete strangers, i had to stop at 5, i couldnt finish it, anymore and id bust out
YourWifesLatinoLover
laughting in the middle of all those strangers. Honestly i was in a bad situation since i read "decepticon killer" should have stopped there
ChancyR6
The one about purposefully letting the CO die angers me. Idc how much someone is a dick, they are still in the same shit you are.
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
wheres the rest of the eod tech story?
ComradeZoidberg
Full one for ya
TrashMoney
I was halfway through lunch when I got to “blood cork”
TrashMoney
Old post and idc.
Insectdevil
Love the freaky stories, got any more of those?
iLikeToRubMyToastsTogetherAndMakeAFireSandwich
Thank you sir. Or ma’am. Had a very good time reading them
Novastrike13
:D
ProvazCZ
So i just spent reading all this shit for like 3 hours, and i must say this is some damn good shit! I don't regret reading!
LordSerapis
#16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhGuhfBk5xk
OddOne8
Let #5 be a reminder to anyone that ever eats an MRE. Always chew the gum that comes with it. The gums contains a mild laxative. It helps.
Ketheres
JoeVandergraff
Green Text Dumps, or; Fuck you if you're trying to read this on a phone. Also pretty much every /k/ military story is fake as fuck.
RandyKurosaki
TIL MREs give you dark matter and possibly radioactive poops.
trailgear86
nice
BrotherSoap
I need more military spoopy stories. Is there anywhere with them? A subreddit or sommin
thatwasalie
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sestrenger
I fucking love greentexts SO MUCH.
borgmaster
The horror ones are clearly just fantasy but the dumbass soldier ones are 5050. You dont know what real stupid is until you join the army.
seanrus16OG
Anyone else feel like #29 and #33 could be related?
ComradeZoidberg
Full Sgt. Dickhead
BanadecCamberbootch
Shit, I wanted revenge, not feels.
mmodlin
The bomb disposal guys one missing a page? The one with Sgt Dickhead.
zrXO
dot
DogDiabeties
Yea was left on a cliff hanger .
PureSalt
https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Look+at+that+beaner+ese_c9787c_5432876.png Found it
kahlzun
Damn.
Ur3friendsRGay
FUCK
Mybesttoast
I was not expecting that
mmodlin
Dang.
ChaoticHarmonyMechs
Favorited
byohzzrd
Favorited to come back and not try to read this shit on mobile.
Novastrike13
:D
OddOod
never seen a greentext dump last more than a day or so before being nuked
Novastrike13
Second one in a row! :D first one I guess was greentext Jesus as it was the only one to be nuked.
KillFax
#30 Best one of the bunch, shame of the quality.
jqubed
Anyone ever see a follow-up to that?
diregamer
I wonder if it had a happy ending?
Novastrike13
Had these saved on my phone for a while now
SickOfThisCessPool
Wish you had the full story for some of these
Silvermane
https://i.redd.it/y6rjl3ly4jy01.png Have one of my personal favorites.
boredasusuall
best 25 mins of my week
DavidBrooker
You read fast.
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER, here. Best 24 min of the week (reads faster than that 25 guy).
SawneyAndBean
Holy shit I thought you were dead
TheFabulousFuehrer
That's an StGw 44, not an MP44
FrustratedBluffing
Both terms were used to describe the same weapon
Novastrike13
The weapon had different names, originally the Mkzb-42, then was secretly continued against hitlers wishes and disguised by the name (1/2)
Novastrike13
Of the Mp-43 in 1943. The weapon in 1944 was sredesigned into the Mp-44. When hitler finally gave it the green light it was renamed to (2/3)
Novastrike13
StG-44. So it had many names in its time. Also, why the fuck do I know this (3/3)
CrashingOut
Becuz u iz nazi now. That german bike wheel one had me dying though.
chaoticbinary
god all the stories about the army and the goatman
BiliboyJenkins
I feel like the DI's are camp counselors making up ghost stories for the kiddies around the campfire, complete with guy in a mask at the end
chaoticbinary
i thought my dad was joking about his encounter with it
hithere42
Ft. Los in the Woods is boring af unless you're a nerd like me so they make this shit up to entertain themselves.
chaoticbinary
well my dad thought it was one of the more funny DS joking with them until they radio him
hithere42
It's all part of the fun. Until you've spent significant time in a very rural place full of impressionable young men ya might not understand
chaoticbinary
i think he knew this wasn't some snipe hunting antics by the way his DS wad acting
TerriblePokemon
So Afghanistan is haunted... now I just want more horror stories like that in my life
ohokaywhatevs
Which story is about something haunted
diregamer
Everywhere is haunted in one way or another. Some real, some fake, some just to scare the tourists.
chaoticbinary
had a co-worker who was in Afghanistan come back who swears he saw a demon
hithere42
I bet the Afghani rednecks get tired of Imperial soldiers running around their shit over the millennia and dress up goofily to scare them.
ThaneofGlamis
The graveyard of empires. It’s really eerie in those mountains at night... more so than any other place I’ve been.
t3d4life42
Never felt a place so empty there was no emotion there unless you made it yourself
ThaneofGlamis
It’s a haunting place. Watching lightning storms reach out over the sky in the Hindu Kush... just a strange timeless place.
TerriblePokemon
Haven't made it to that part of the sandbox yet.
ThaneofGlamis
It’s a trip, man.
PipeandSlippers
When my buddy got back from Afghanistan he told me he'd see a little girl with fucked up black eyes watching him at the most random 1/2
PipeandSlippers
times like on guard duty or in doorways as he'd walk past places, he only saw her once when he came home and she looked even more 2/3
PipeandSlippers
terrifying because her face looked more fucked up like it was decayed. Still don't know if its PTSD or if he really saw something but 3/4
PipeandSlippers
the terror in the way he said it really seemed legit
SeregRauko
Are you in for a ride? Infantry vet here. 1 month before deployment in 2006. Get hammered in country capital. The big "goodbye-binge".. 1/X
Spookadook
oh man im excited for this
SeregRauko
Just finished it. It's long.. Sorry - no sorry! Enjoy the ride! See you at the end!
SeregRauko
Platoon eating at chinese place. Owner made the mistake of offering all you can drink beer. We dry the place up. 2/X
SeregRauko
Find out the offer includes wine. Drink all the wine he had too. I see a Jack D on the shelf in the bar. Open but hardly touched. 3/X
SeregRauko
Bourbon was my late teens poison. I must have it. Ask the owner for price. He's angry as fuck since we drank everything else. 4/X
SeregRauko
Demands full price even though it's open. 800 DKK (around 120 USD). He's not into haggling. Careface! I'm 20 years old and a private! 5/X
SeregRauko
I got all the money in the world! Pay him - leave a small tip just to piss him off. Offer swigs of the bourbon to rest of platoon. 6/X