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How It's Made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd_I906IIgo
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EDIT: Some of you guys asked for it, so here's your Candy Factory: http://imgur.com/gallery/dkMmm
Don't say I never give you anything
CaptainGoomba
MY job used to be to tip the candles over onto the conveyor belt... until the machines took over.
justlivinthedream
Stick your wick in it.
dbrsong
#4 what a one night stand feels like.
kobriengw
I read "Canadian making factory" and was disappointed with the lack of Canadians being made.
NSX7342
I REJECT THAT TAX, BRING ME A CAT
HelloIamPhilip
Cue cum joke
SameSheet
i thought they fall from heaven
Burghguy
Put your wick in it.
mytamponfellout
#4 "Fuck this shit! Fuck that shit! fuck this one too!"
GeneralAnubis
#1 - I came
brookeallison
I thought it said candy making factory and I was like wtfffff kinda candy you guys eat?!?
ShotGlassFullOfRanchDressing
Anyone else wonder who buys this kind of stuff in such big quantities that it needs to be mass produced like this? Anyone bought a candle?
ImPunningWithImPunity
I could wax on about how slick this is, but I'm not feeling very bright today.
tiddersandbacon
I thought it said candy making factory. Boy was I dissipointed
JustAnUglyPotato
'And I jizz in my pants'
biglovetravis
Misread that as "candy." Thought, "damn, those are some shitty marshmallows."
magpie88
omg me too lol
TheFuckAreYouReadingMyNameFor
I just realized it wasn't candy, been trying to figure what the hell type of candy it was
TooBuku
I enjoyed this. Up Doot!
Benruryefri
Wow o.p you lit up my night
Kainih
thokling
Candle-poopin' machines are satisfying.
Menefee
Wait! They put the wicks in last?!
hermanmunster059
dawg :)
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
dzontra004
scooterwillie
I had no idea candles were made from semen! Crazy!
sxybritchesheartsandypandy
I read candy.
norill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU
TheFluffiestNazi
AAW THAT PUP
malcolmsmemery
Hey.... dude..... ur on fp you know
BigAlfie
I don't think he does...
malcolmsmemery
I wonder sometimes
TheOtherBagdad
I watched this thinking it said candy making factory and got very fucking confused at the third gif and wondered if it was devil candy.
Imhereforthelurking
I had the same thought too... What the fuck kinda candy has metal inserts jammed into them!?
mariaesewey1
It's word switch ups like this that makes me think I'm dyslexic or just a fatty
prit1123
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
FerrousBuehler
You are not alone!
enfisktofiskrodfiskblafisk
Me too.
shalajarias
same.. I was very confused :/
NotBobRoss
So should I make a candy factory post?
shalajarias
Yes please :)
RamenAndBooze
Is there a reason why you shouldn't ?
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TheOtherBagdad
Thanks Op.
NotBobRoss
You are so very welcome :)
IsThisAlreadyChosen
The machine that knocks them over is the best.
EffHerRightInThePussy
Gotta disagree. The scraping of the top excess layer made me like
hallowground
Now we are playing favorites
RandomIsotope
That machine was a cat in a previous life.
FatSavage
I thought the same thing
TGIBallsWorth
Fuck outta here
NotBobRoss
agreed
ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
What is my purpose... To pass candles
NotaClipaMagazine
I love that there was probably an engineer that was like "there's probably a more elegant way to do this but, fuck it"
SomeOldConstructionGamerGuy
Nooo, the scraper blade operator...dream job!
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
Git, git, git, git, git,...
TemporaryUzername
"fuck this. fuck that. fuck you. fuck him. fuck zhe. fuck xher. fuck all yall. you too, rick, you ain't slick witch'a waxy ass single hair."
siceit
Yes!! +1
dbrsong
#4 what a one night stand feels like.
lickthismiff
I want someone clever to add Talk Shit, Get Hit to it.
CaptainSlooow
They could have hired a cat to knock them over....it would have been way cuter.
PyroAvok
Yeah, but then it would be work and it wouldn't do it.
Maikee
"Get the fuck outta here!" -machine
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
That flick off at the end is so good, like with each one it's going 'fuck off, fuck off, you too, off with ya, get bent, fuck off. '
infernopg
yeah i found that one hilarious too, even better with your commentary though ^^
Miladog
+1 for "Get Bent!"
crankyoldgeezer
My granpappy used to be a candle knocker over. Damn automation left us destitute!
Nineteenletterslong
Hey, he should have just gone into a candle store and knocked them all over to impress them and get his job back.
crankyoldgeezer
Some say his ghost walks these halls ruining more than one kid's birthday cake. He never did like birthday candles in particular.
Nathanfake
fuck you machine learning
crankyoldgeezer
The only 2 jobs I see withstanding the test of time is Walmart security guard & coffee barista not for the skill but for the attitude that1
crankyoldgeezer
2 adds a hint of bitter to my brew.