MRW I learn that researchers turned a spinach leaf into beating heart tissue

Mar 29, 2017 3:48 AM

They really did http://time.com/4713700/spinach-leaf-heart-tissue/

EAT YOUR FLESH SPINACH, CHILD. DO YOU NOT WISH TO PLEASE KHORNE?

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Cool +1

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I need to know what it tastes like.

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BUT WASN'T IT HEADED IN THAT DIRECTION ANYWAYS!?!?!

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I fucking love the thing!

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"Put on the lab coat for the interview." "But it doesn't-" "PUT IT ON."

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Thanks, Spinach Commando!

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The hot new super hero, Weed Plant Man

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I'm ole Greg!

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If I saw these dudes at Safeway I would not assume either were very smart. So I learned about the spinach heart & that I am an ass.

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There were two reasons I remember that movie...

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i'll always upvote Swamp Thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dXppTU51yQ

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Thats neat

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That username, uncle jerry is that you?

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No. It's not me. I'm not allowed on the internet.

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I'm old Greg!! Take a look at my mangina.

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Well it's a good thing they stayed Strong to the finish cause of some spinach

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Swamp Thing!

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YOU MAKE MY HEART SING!

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To bad the Constantine show didn't last long enough for him to be on it

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swamp thang

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all I remember about that movie is Adrienne Barbeau.... boobs

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And the scene where they transform the henchman into a weird pig midget hybrid.

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I remember when his arm grows back.

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Great, one more thing vegans will never shut up about.

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When sentient plants become a thing. What will vegans do? One reason people go vegan is because they don't want to kill animals for food.

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The made spinach into meat. What else do all vegans want?!

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This gives vegans the opportunity to be cannibals if you think about it. Finally, huh?

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Not quite cannibals, they can just slowly turn themselves in walking salads though

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No but if they eat a piece of a spinach heart guy they could technically be began AND a cannibal

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