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SJBSavageInk
Is this the bad place?
Freak0zoid
You mean heaven? I can go ham on that thing and then eat junkfood after.
Donaldbain
Or monday's inauguration.
grandestgrandeur
I just hope, when he dies... that it'll be both shocking... and hilarious. Like finding out he died via choking to death on a chicken nugget.
TI99Kitty
I keep saying he needs to have a stroke while on the toilet with explosive diarrhea. He falls off the toilet, and lands face-first on the floor, while liquid shit fountains all over everything, including him.
Eiladar
Sudden confession bear time. I've come to the realization that what bothers me most about Trump is not his stupidity. It's not his arrogance or narcissism. It's not even his racism, sexism, history of misogyny, abuse, and assault. What bothers me most about Trump is how much he sounds like my father.
danimals847
No, hell is full of sinners. This is worse because of the innocent bystanders and children who had no say in the matter.
shanasphone350
Cringe
Badgerbadgerson3
I'm already in hell
SqueezitTheClown
Welcome. First time?
Drewcifer70
Nah, Hell is fun.
That's Christian Heaven
CrispyNougat
Hell yeah, free cold stale McDonald's!!!
stiklikegiant
No, that's actual reality. That's how bad it is.
pfrazier21044
I told my boss that I am taking a week off of work because I am in mourning
Volpe42
#politics
pashabigdog
this is House of Hope from wish.com
DarthGoodguy
At least it means he’s there & finally couldn’t weasel out of something
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Hashbrown123
The face when you would rather go to the theater.
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Bartheda
Hell doesn't exist mate, you die and its just nothingness forever. I know we all want there to be some great and impartial arbiter punishing those vile and rewarding the righteous but there isn't. You die and that's it. In fact you have already experienced it with the untold ages that happened before you were born. So be righteous now and help yourself and other as much as you can because this is all there is.
MichaelHatch
Some would say we're already in hell....
PerpetualExhaustion
I’d kill myself again
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Definitely a Cold Day In Hell! https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/17/politics/inauguration-moving-indoors-cold-weather/index.html
duktayp
DankTimez4Eva
he is going to have a heart attack with all that Mcdonalds
TI99Kitty
Awww... Isn't that cute? Rerun remembered to do the product placement!
huffnpuff72
At least I'd know he's dead and no longer in a position of power.
HeadFullOfEmpty
... become Doom guy
victalany
I am capable of sitting in a corner and ignoring everyone else as long as I have nuggets.
MarshallCG
Rafael,I know that's you, you piece of shit
MrNobodyLivesHere
Trump is going to get away with his crimes just like Jimmy Savile did.
newnhb
Is it possible to dislike someone so much your brain just kind of just shuts down? I just don't feel angry. Just numb. Like someone has just handcuffed me to a kamikaze pilot and I can't get away from an upcoming nightmare.
Bartheda
Yes
Xerubay
Same, buddy. Same. And I can't solely be angry at him, but at all the people who knowingly voted for his evil. I'm just waiting for this plane to crash already.
cousteau
Is there any way a dinner could be any less prestigious?
FarmerTed
I'd start my stay by kicking him in the balls
Grinch01
If this is your hell he is going to kick your balls, dont you understand what a hell should be ? Its a punishment not an reward
BeaverOnFire
backrideup9
As a bonus, you can end your day the same way!
Catimodes
His diaper would explode.
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
Sonicschilidogs
Silly goose, it's hell, you'll be a quadriplegic or something forced to sit with him, listen to him, and be force fed cold McDonald's from him for eternity.
fformulaa
Then kneeing em in the face when he's hunched over. Then kicking his dad in the balls for bringing that pestilence into the world
ELKronos
But because it's hell they both start bellowing out screams of pleasure because this is exactly what they wanted. They're then so aroused that they just start having the most lustful and depraved intercourse you've ever seen, and there is no way out of the room because the door has locked behind you.
fformulaa
Dang! That is dark!
Clockworkdancerobot
Every one stale and cold as the fries he handed out at the McDonnald's Drive through.
GravyEducation
That shit don't survive a 5 minute drive home, they had to get it delivered and set it up and best case scenario do it exactly as those guys were walking into the room and it would still be shit even if it were hot. Guy has amazing chefs in that building, what a waste
MisterLemons
It's a damn good analogy for his entire office:
There are significantly better options, but he demands the lowest paid and least qualified workers that have no business being in the white house to hand-deliver instant gratification zero-effort solutions that barely even register on the scale of recognizable substance that anyone with half a brain steers clear of.
doodlydoofus
To be fair about your last sentence, this was during a government shutdown. Said shutdown was of course all because Democrats won the house and could actually get shit done so Trump couldn't get a budget for his wall passed easily anymore and Republicans shut down the government out of protest. So because of this, there weren't any chefs working at that time. That is what all the controversy was about.
GravyEducation
Ah I did not know/remember that