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Nov 29, 2018 10:08 PM
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88wut
“Great! It got to him. But why doesn’t he write back?”
MegaMetal
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/CX932N/envelope-incorrectly-addressed-marked-for-return-to-sender-CX932N.jpg
BeerDrunker
That kids gonna be pissed when Daddy doesn’t write back.
radicaleb
ThatGracieGirl
My son told me the other night that he wished there was a phone that he could use to call his stepdad in heaven. That one got me.
Deathfromradiator
Fucking legend. Makes me feel a tiny bit better about society. Nice one
magnificentbastard
But why doesn’t Daddy write me back if the Mail makes it to heaven?
eyeballnurse
Joshkmanj
I thought it was going to be like a notice of unpaid child support or something. I need help
jaykune
antenne2
Ok but all i can imagine coming from this is the kid trying to ship themself to heaven, cause if a letter can go there so do them
savageworld
Mr. Milligan... good job, sir. Good job.
theamper7931415
This isn't funny, why would you tag it as such?
gripitandtwist
I’m not crying you’re crying.
justsomedude
kurrrburrr
Now he’s expecting a letter from heaven he’s never gonna get....
AutisticSatan
alpacasaurusrex
somethingwittythatwaygoes
Ugh...mah heart...
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
I am dead inside. I feel nothing! Shut up, my eyeballs are defective...they leak, ya bastards!
SithLordFelix
PS... we need to talk about proper postage...
HeywoodJablowmie
DanOrtega
There is no way the postman letter was written without him choking up a bit at least.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Assistant TO the delivery office manager.
thatsmyupvoteidontknowyou
Andraxin
Assistant TO THE Delivery Office Manager, Dwight!
BothBothBothBothisgood
Looking for this
noblesseoblige7
cyclick
That's a class act Royal Mail.
qolume
stop. cutting. onions.
LudicrousLemon
LAB1A
Blame @OnionCutter
OnionCutter
I have been summoned *chop chop chop*
Totallyscrewedinaustin
I actually teared up at this. I wrote letters and holiday cards to my dad after he died when I was 8. I insisted on burning them since-
comicreader
Me too. This made me so sad. Oh :(
comicreader
I mean I teared up
zombiemarathon
I write letters to my dead grandfather when I feel down, I’m 31
CaptainCaticorn13
I burned myself so i could go to heaven to meet mr jesus
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atrielienz
Please don't. Use a paper lantern instead. The balloons cause a lot of bad stuff for marine life.
nobblestein
Maybe not the best time/context to make that comment...
NotTheBeees
Paper lantern would put on a nice display
doyoucopy
It was a polite reply, and maybe the original commenter hadn't considered that before.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
"Smoke goes up and that's where Dad is in Heaven". That's really sweet they took the time to respond to him!
morvyd
Reminds me of pagan rituals. I like that idea
graceinsheepsclothing
We burned letters to Santa since we didn't have a chimney and were told Santa collected and read the smoke. Maybe your dad does the same.
novacthall
Love your perspective, thank you for sharing it!
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
That almost took a dark turn
Treybetrey
WisconsinHome
Your way is sweet
malaxan
Aww. I used to put letters in those old skittle containers and send them down the river for my grandma.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
"old skittles containers?" I'm gunna need to go Google me something right now. BRB.
malaxan
Lol yeah! They were those pop-open containers. M&M's had them too for mini M&M's.
MusicIsJustWigglyAir
Hey I studied this area of science for years and my research showed that setting fire to your letters would have worked. He got each one. X
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
I love your username. I'm choosing to see something humorous here through the tears this post made me make. T_T
MusicIsJustWigglyAir
My cute username makes up for the fact I’m an insufferable cunt
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
The 13th anniversary of my dad’s suicide is tomorrow. I may have to write a letter.
KamSolastor
I’m sorry for your loss
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Thank you very much.
PetricusGaming
Chinese has a tradition of burning fake/papercraft gifts for dead family members. Cars, house, fake money, etc. It happens during Ghost 1/
PetricusGaming
Festival, sometime in August. I personally burnt some fake money as a child for my dead grandpa. They believe the dead receive these gifts2/
PetricusGaming
In the underworld and can use them. It has become a whole market/industry of making fancy-ridiculus gifts to burn. They are expensive paper.
fluhatinrapper
Just trolling dead relatives with fake shit. I like it.
PolarHailStorm
That sounds really nice to be a part of, honestly.
theIdris
Shirts and stuff too, right? I see them sometimes at larger Asian markets.
JoJotarot
Yeah. They even make cars from what I've heard.
WarTortilla
White people have a tradition for burning stuff too. It’s just not as sweet
Devviedehm
You mean candles, or...?