In case you didn't know this

Dec 6, 2016 3:02 PM

camaro69mann1

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A girl is on birth control No period I guess now instead of being my toaster strudel she's my twinkie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good God then what have I been doing wrong?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and bacon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PuhREACH

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maple syrup as a lubricant

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pancakes come with a special syrup.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Preferably at the same time, cause banana pancakes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*waffles

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You make pancakes I will have sex.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

French toast and bacon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except Steve. Fuck that guy

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nobody fuck Steve that guy is a dbag

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YEAH WE DO. And I've finished the pancakes, so…

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sigh* -unzips-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

preferably not at the same time. Good lord that would be sticky

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Worth trying

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You might like it you never know

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's sticky either way....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just shower after

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You say that like it's a bad thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you say this like you've never had a UTI

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...touché. I imagine all that sugar would wreak havoc on one's hoo-hoo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0