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Feb 13, 2018 5:19 PM
Renowned1k90
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grandmathinksimsatan
HARDEES AND FUCKING CARLS JR WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE THE SAME AND DIFFERENT?????
PurpleAid
Whataburger Bacon Cheese burger with Jalapeños, on Texas toast
MalcontentTroll
None of their regional chains has a candle on Culvers.
Okuri
FoLokinix
That is a visual pain to observe. I can feel my blood pressure shift uncomfortably.
yomommashousecoat
But...Culver's
trmptrnick
Mmmm...........butter burger...........cheese curds........chocolate malt........
CurtisMurray
This argument is just over the top!
Stibbs30
MedElMomma
Forget burgers. I’m from Georgia and represent Chick-Fil-A!
MordorGate
AtsaMattaForYou
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
Whataburger is not that great, no fast food burger is that great.
Fembottuner
I prefer Whataburger food, but In-N-Out treats their employees WAYYYYY better. So I don't mind giving them my $$ too.
sunshinestory
In Texas we already have a chain for shitty little in-and-out style burgers. It's called Stake and Shake and it sucks.
AstroExplained
Also P'Terry's.
dijital101
Those aren't even remotely the same style of burger.
TheDeadRabbits1846
In-n-out fearlessly opened locations in Texas. Whataburger won’t do the same In Califas because they know they would remove all doubt.
dijital101
Am I the only one that feels Whataburger burgers are just Sonic burgers with too much mustard and a dine-in area?
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
As a Texan we have the best burgers on back patios, but our chains are pretty damn good too.
MordorGate
Do you... do you use propane and propane accessories?
DukeBravo
Texans know two food groups, Texmex and BBQ.
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
This is especially true in San Antonio
MetaVulture
COLORADO IS GETTING AN IN-AND-OUT! SOON WE WILL JOIN THIS! SOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
RelartOfGivia
Fudruckers!!
DieselWolf
Buttfuckers!!!
squirrelfury
Meh.
rob0237
As a Californian in Texas... Yes
chrishallett83
Look at these fucking comments. You assholes just can't help yourselves.
matthiasfactor
*The Ambassador from the King of White Castle sits patiently while these two beat each other to death.*
GauchoGordo
A&W, ride or die.
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CommunCreator
They have stores in 16 countries, so I’m gonna say no.
SilusCrow
A&W+Long John Silvers I went to once had battered onion rings (LGS fish batter). Best damn rings I’ve ever had.
EagleFly5
Anyone still here remembers when Shake Shack used to by NYC/NYC regional? Good times… There’s still Checkers/Rally’s, but it’s not enough.
ZetaRayBill
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Checkers/Rally’s isn’t NY regional. I grew up with them in TN. Now live in FL and they’re here.
EagleFly5
True, they’ve started in the SE (Checkers) and MW (Rally’s), and they’re scattered throughout the country, mostly in East USA + Calif now.
r2d2
It really comes down to what type of burger you like. Philosophy of burger, if you must. I’m a purist so less is more - In-n-Out is for me
justsignedupforthishit
In Michigan we have coneys.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
So many fuckin coneys
justsignedupforthishit
Everywhere. Coneys everywhere. No difference.
plumbingdude
In-n-out is over rated.
myr14d
Now I'm curious, what's your state's local/regional burger chain? (Well other than texas/cali - since we know those already) Is it good?
thedeg
Max.
CrisstheNightbringer
Five guys. Very filling
rykinpoe
In Oklahoma/Kansas/North Texas: Braums. Awesome burgers for fast food and really good ice cream too.
ZetaRayBill
Back Yard Burgers was the Tennessee option, but I haven’t been back in years. Great burgers. Also, waffle fries.
Heulengeist
In Seattle you go to Dick's
thehammerismypenis
Portillo’s. Chicagoland
dijital101
Here in KC we've got Freddie's based out of Topeka (like Steak & Shake) and Winstead's (has a '50s vibe). But if I'm really in a burger 1/?
dijital101
mood I go to 54th Street (think Applebee's/Chili's with much better food). 2/2
CyTuba1441
Culvers in the upper midwest region is good. Based in wisconsin and then a radius out from there in other states
RealScienceMan
Goes at least all over Michigan, and down to Illinois, the burgers are above average for fast food, but the ice cream is where it's at.
cyno01
Because its not ice cream, its frozen custard. Which is always better, but Culvers frozen custard is just mediocre.
CyTuba1441
And cheese curds.
RealScienceMan
Aww yea the cheese curds are magical.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Whataburger vs In and Out? https://imgur.com/XmPhfzs
mulanisnotaprincess
Because in and out is the terrible combination expensive and unimpressive
inbirdcultureitsconsiderdadickmove
jedijoe
Attention: if you can’t order BACON on your burger even as an option, your not a REAL BURGER CHAIN ! Whataburger for the win!
mumumumumysharona
ThePotatoIsTheMasterVegetable
Oh how much I wish in n out had that option.
WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether
Whataburger needs bacon to sell their burgers, because they're garbage. In N Out Animal Style for the win, beotch!
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WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether
If you get regular fries at In N Out, you're a retard anyway. Again, In N Out burgers are good enough they don't need bacon. I rest my case.
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jedijoe
WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether
Nice.
Abeskill2198
From what I hear from multiple friends in n out our totally mediocre but I’d try it
WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether
If they're comparing to a real burger joint, fine. If they're comparing to other fast food, get new friends.
FirstNameLastNamePlease
People that don’t like In n Out put pineapples on their pizzas and ranch in PBJ.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
In n Out was one of the most boring burgers I've ever had. Nothing special, same with Carls Jr. Five Guys ALL the way
OdinsMightyBeard
Ranch?!?!
sahdad
It's fine but it's way over hyped.
babycucumber
I enjoy in and out and pineapples on pizzas, that ranch stuff... I'll give it a try I guess
Assfullofbread
Fuck you dude hawaiian pizza is fucking good. Especially if youre hungover
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
What the actual fuck!? Why aren't those things punishable?
kevinallover
We get it, you do CrossFit
FirstNameLastNamePlease
Hssssss begone broki! I only pray to thy Iron Temple
SomeDetroitGuy
I don't dislike In n Out but it's no better than, say, Wendy's.
spicychedderjack
You trying to say something about Wendy’s
SomeDetroitGuy
It's got a decent fast food burger
nero4ty2
it's really not that much bettetr than anywhere else, and hawaiin pizza is delicious
VeiweroftheVoid
I like in n out and i like pinapple on my pb&j pizza while i dip it in ranch.
Lierofox
I enjoy In N Out for the first 5 bites, and then things go downhill.
mmaatt8
You mean down shirt? Cus I'm a messy mofo and everything falls out
Lierofox
Nah, at a certain point the cheese and grease start to make everything inside of me just feel icky and my stomach starts turning.
narrowpassage
Dude. Pineapple on pizza is fuckin’ delicious.
OneFootInTheGravyTrain
I don't understand why pineapple on pizza became some sort of dividing point. Lots of people don't like lots of things that other people do.
shyriath
It is delicious, but it's also heresy. :P
bohjeenie
Ranch on anything tho'... (Saying that as a Brit, where Ranch dorito's are called 'cool original' and are garbage).
MiraIsABear
I'm a native Texan and I always pick in-n-out over Whataburger. Except the fries.
RamblinRedRooster
Blasphemy
Theycallmemrtim
Whataburger double double, onion rings and spicey ketchup...Mic drop
Mellowtron
Whataburger is overrated...
gilbytx8711
I felt my dick jump a little when I read that
slimstebow
The burgers are great don’t get me wrong but I’m all about that Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich on Texas Toast!
pastramionrye
No biscuits and gravy? Taquitos?
OliverClothesoff70
Not bad but their Monterey Melt is magnificent.
cogitoro
Upvoting because this is the top Whataburger comment and I want Whataburger to beat In-N-Out despite the OP making fun of this very instinct
SpaceBetweenUs
Only thing I miss from Texas.
redfivestandingbye
The proper way to order this is “Whataburger with Double Meat, Double Cheese, Double Please!”
Vysh2
C H I C K E N S A N D W I C H
dragonraven13
As a Canadian, I went to WB last month in Texas. Was disappointed after the hype. It was like a really plain, beige A&W food.
shamrock124
I agree. I have only been disappointed with what I've gotten. I prefer Culver's.
comehomefransbrauder
Omg. Jesus, the onion rings!!!!
Theycallmemrtim
Lol, my favorite part
SeaCaakes
Double double animal style with animal style fries
gnikcuftihs
Heart disease, a fat gut, joint issues from weight problems... mic drop
TheMentelgen
AlphaIndustrial
Yea but...what about tommy burger (from a canuck whose only seen it through a tv)
Rogerdat6969
Fucknyea
ilikeyourpics
I feel like I'm alone when I say I genuinely don't like whataburger. They just taste cheap and tacky.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
I'mma let you finish but Lotaburger has the best Green Chili Cheeseburgers of all time!
synbios128
I'm going to try Lotaburger tonight for the first time!
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
So, what did you think?
starlord56
One amendment, you require cheese and bacon on that burger....And I love Whataburger fries
usernamerelevantsoon
mhmm...spicy ketchup
sway85
Chicken strips and gravy, Patty melt, breakfast taquitos
Braxasaurasrex
Is it really that good?
BravEffect
Yes
mijo
Depends. It was good 1 out of 4 times I went. Patty was dry, but mostly better than McDonald's or Burger King.
woogigooie
We have a few whataburgers in arizona
AlderaanGaming
I worked at one for 5 years.
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
And unfortunately, at least the ones I've been too, weren't all that great. The fries are not that good. :/
Theycallmemrtim
Hence the onion rings lol
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
Good choice. I'd pick Carl's Jr or In-N-Out over Whataburger every time though. Whataburger, for me, is one of those "not had in a while" 1/
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
meals, then be like "...that's why I've not had them in a while, but craved it, oh well." 2/2
Snooj
I'm here from the Five Guys delegation to pronounce all of you wrong.
ThySausagePrince
I have Whataburger, In-N-Out, Five guys, Mighty Fine, and Carl's Jr within a mile. Texas, ftmfw.
IAmAFilthyCasual
LuxVertas
I'm here from my Local Fish and Chipshop to say you are overpriced and not that good!
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Snooj
What I think you're saying is that we here at Five Guys are serving better burgers and fries as In-N-Out licks our balls.
r000t
I was high as a kite and thought the first comment was ambiguous as to which was being praised.
WillzLion
The cookout delegation stands with the Five Guys delegation in pronouncing the Texans and Californians wrong
qtRaven
5 guys burgers are worth every penny.
offensiveusername
How can the others compete with bacon as option in thier milkshakes?
stonesliver
i always felt i was in the minority believing five guys is just as good or better
Snooj
Not around these parts. It's the official unofficial spot to eat for everyone at my company. We routinely text each other when we're there.
dijital101
Soggy fries and meh burger, pass.
AStegosaurus
Smash Burger is way better. The quality of the food is not significantly better, but there are way more choices.
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
As a California I secede my native fast food chains and hold your claim vaild.
kibbypie
If you have not tried their salted caramel chocolate shake get off your computer right now and go get one.
PiGiSpi
I literally cannot imagine a burger or fries tasting better than 5 guys. I think if it did, it probably wouldn't be legal
giraffeburger
The chair does NOT recognize the senator of the Five Guys delegation at this time!
Snooj
The senator would ask the chair to look at the upvotes and realize that the people have spoken and cannot be silenced.
LostLadyTX
Yuck lol
ValoSaurusRex
I agree. The two times I ate there I thought I would die. Grease running out of the paper bag
Drewscifer
Agreed. Plus better fries, cuz how you gonna claim to have a great burger then need to go somewhere else for good fries?!
ilikeyourpics
Five guys have the most consistent experience by far. Always a good burger with good fries. Plain and simple wins.
Niddhoger
Been to 5 guys. Horribly disappointed. All those topping and they only have 1 variety of cheese. Go to Backyard Burger instead.
stonesliver
backyard burger!! didnt know that was a chain? went for the first time today it was amazing and cheap
Niddhoger
Small chain here in the deep south. Sadly went through bankruptcy a few years ago, but a store reopened nearby. What sold me was when 1/2
Niddhoger
the cashier asked me what type of cheese I wanted. I mean... I GET OPTIONS!? They had blue cheese. You're goddamn right I ordered it. 2/2
TexasBaconMan
https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-10-2016/SmULwn.gif
RhythmGirl
Love them it's just hard paying $20 for a burger and fries as much as my American heart would like.
alexandrukas
I'm here from the Melt delegation. Who needs burgers when you got grilled cheese so good grown men weep.
cyno01
Their burgers are great, but their fries are lacking. Fresh cut sounds great, but great fries require more steps.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Five Guys is worse than Burger King
Snooj
You are not right.
kevinallover
Lol brb gonna grab a Shack Stack at my local Shake Shack
antistatusquo
Fancy ketchup. Checkmate.
Thoraxe123
"i would like 1 small burger with nothing on it" "15 dollars please"
Snooj
All toppings are free. Prices may vary, but a single-patty hamburger here with *all* toppings is $4.39.
st0ne56
Hardee’s here to tell you you’re wrong
DrDoo
Hardee’s/carl jrs fries suck though
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
Carl's Jr. has no place here mate.
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TheGreyKnightsBANNED
I am here from dicks burgers delegation of amazingness. You are wrong as well.
Snooj
I'm sorry, but your delegation need to realized there is no room for Dicks in Five Guys.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
you sure? here two identical burgers with no identification on them. only i know which one is from which.
GregTheLemons
I will go Animal Style on your ass.
GregTheLemons
Wait no that came out wrong.
Snooj
Too late. You committed.
DirkNurple
You have to now.
Vaccer
Flavorless burgers where I live but when I ordered an extra large fries for the first time it was magic
Jester8088
Nasty ass soggy Five Guys French fries though...
Wildcat1848
Yep. Can’t stand those fries.
AgentMungo
Yep. Same shit i can get in the frozen aisle at the grocery store.
TylerWarranty
We have all the above in Phoenix so like, I just get whatever is most convenient when I want a burger
Wildcat1848
TexasBaconMan
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TylerWarranty
I mean the whole topic of the thread follows the "No one cares" theme doesn't it? :/
Snooj
I was going for more of a "my burger place is best and I'll fight you" theme. It's working out okay.
Flames99Fuse
Message from the Culver's Kingdom, you are not welcome in delicious!
dijital101
Culver's would be acceptable if you got our food within 3 hours of ordering.
Flames99Fuse
Just gotta know one of the people making the food and make sure they see you. In and out 20 minute adventure!
MountainLionPhoto
The council recognizes the Five Guys delegation, but does not seem it worthy of joining the council of Whataburger/In N Out.
DirkNurple
The motion is recognized by the council.
Merpower
The council also asks for the five guys delegation to stop moving into LA where they are not wanted
Snooj
If they are not wanted, the invisible hand of the market will drive them out. Are they still there? Well. Motion to dismiss is dismissed.
MountainLionPhoto
The Council recognizes freedom of choice within boundaries, but recognizes choices other than the aforementioned 2 to be wrong.
Assfullofbread
They opened a five guys in Quebec, I dont know if they make them different here or I came in expecting too much, but I wasnt that impressed
kibbypie
There's one nearby in Ottawa and it is fantastic.
Assfullofbread
You like it better than Harvey's?
kibbypie
Oh yes. I do like Harvey's, it's a similar style, but 5 Guys is better. Especially for the price.
Assfullofbread
nero4ty2
just like the other 2, overhyped
Snooj
It's an excellent balance of good burger and price. You aren't going to find much better for under $5.
nero4ty2
Smash burger blows them away for the same prices, and 5guys is way more than $5
captaingrump
how dare u
nero4ty2
don't get me wrong, i'll eat it but there are better burgers out there
ManannanMacLir
Agreed
Alavar
Chain places never serve the best of anything. You want the best? You go to mom and pop places.
nero4ty2
Depends, small restaurants can be pretty bad as well, but I usually do avoid chains when possible
PersonalDildo
Five Guys wishes they were Burgatory, medium rare bison and a coffee smoothie with patron please
Snooj
That sounds like a slightly different level than what we're talking here.
PersonalDildo
Burgers are basically same price as a five Guys meal though
Snooj
Sure, but what's a meal at Burgatory cost? You can't compare a whole meal cost to one burger.
PersonalDildo
Okay but we’re comparing five guys to whataburger here which is the same dilemma, a burger at five guys is a meal at whataburger
ThePotatoIsTheMasterVegetable
Five guys is good and all but their prices don't even compare to in and outs
iamakagami
Went to try Five Guys for first time awhile back. I don't eat out a lot so I like to splurge. I get a burger, fries, shakes...like $15 wtf
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TGIBallsWorth
Yeah I tried it once definitely wasn’t worth the price
MrTylerDurden
That's because the ingredients they use are higher quality and everything is made fresh in a clean kitchen. You get what you pay for.
ThePotatoIsTheMasterVegetable
I'm sorry. What? What is this in comparison to? I'm sure you aren't making this comment in comparison to In N Out?
DeinnsBeans
In and Out burgers are meh and their fries have the consistency of packing peanuts
DirkNurple
Fight me.
DeinnsBeans
DirkNurple
IncredibleViolence
And their cheese is inferior
TheBloodyScot
That was cheese?
spicychedderjack
Have been to in and out, didn’t care too much for it
KillerTofu615
Don't get me wrong, good food, if you REALLY want the grease.
Genini
That's why it's call in and out. You go in once and then out forever.
Snooj
Holy shit, how cheap is In & Out? Because I can feed my whole family for $20 at Five Guys.
TeenageMutantNinjaRaptor
How?! One cheeseburger is 8 bucks.
TeenageMutantNinjaRaptor
https://www.fastfoodmenuprices.com/five-guys-prices/?redir
Snooj
https://order.fiveguys.com/menu/five-guys-south-portland Keep in mind the "little" version is just the single patty version so a 1-
Snooj
Single patty cheeseburger is $5.19. I don't get cheese. All the veggie toppings are free so it's still a lot of food. Cheese dog is also 1-
Snooj
under $5. All four of us with tax is about $20 unless someone gets a drink but we're not soda people so that's unusual. 2-2
ThePotatoIsTheMasterVegetable
Ranging from $2.1 for a hamburger to $3.45 for a double double but last time I went to five guys, it cost me about 15$ just for myself sooo
Snooj
If it cost you $15 for a double-patty hamburger, scaling for price In n Out would cost about $1.75 here. I wouldn't trust meat so cheap.
ThePotatoIsTheMasterVegetable
I don't remember exactly what I got but it included more than just a burger
BirdDoctor
For real, its $10 for a pretty small burger. Its good, but not good enough to get me to go regularly.
thatduckingguy
maybe his whole family is just him
Snooj
Here's our average order: https://imgur.com/wbkxA8Y
Elonth
you guys lost your seat in the big two get over it.
Snooj
You're replying to the top comment on this post so I think it is you who is wrong. Five Guys fucking rules and it only gaining momentum.
Elonth
top comment on a post about he other 2 that has far more upvotes and hit the frontpage. Check mate.
Snooj
It is average for the top comment : post ratio.