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Relaxed exit. 13,500 feet.
"You'll meet old skydivers, and bold skydivers, but you'll never meet old-bold skydivers".
Jump #34 or so. Student gear. After you get your license ($2,500) and you buy gear ($2500) jumps are about $25 across the world.
"If you land in a field, and there is only one cow, GET OUT OF IT" .... it's a bull ... der.
Das Hoop Jump yaaaaa.
"Altitude Adjustment"
When my butt hits your eye like a big piece of pieeeeeee...
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"
You can't imagine how rewarding it is. Look at our faces, that is not made up stoke. I promise.
"DON'T PULL LOW, unless you are"
Dog pile out - "Diving exit" Onsies FTW
"DOOOOOOOOOR"
Zoo dive - Speed Star (Exit separate and attempt to make a circle)
"Only skydivers know why the birds sing".
Sky ninjas in training - 4 way under 100 achieved. 4 jumpers exit separately, each with under 100 jumps, and try to get together.
"If both chutes fail to open, try again".
STOKE
"If in doubt, whip it out"
If you guys like this post, let me know and I can do one about getting your license, or what the day looks like at a drop zone.
1 in 40,000 women in the US skydive for fun. Come join us gals. #sistersinskydiving
mirrorz
Yeah, I'm not jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. I'd have a heart attack before I hit the ground anyway.
lechaim
It's better than jumping out a busted one.
mercbrit
In my day, sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous. Other way around now. I am Cat 10 D licensed!
lechaim
My personal favorite from our matriarch rigger "failure to kill yourself is not and indication of skill" Blue skies (B-47498)