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Aug 23, 2020 7:02 PM
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FeydakenLee
Amen Asuka
UnqualifiedOpinionDispenser
Fake social media interactions are hilarious
Devolv3
dear god. thankyou for giving me the intelligence to listen to those smarter than me and to avoid your religious zealots. amen.
ThailandExpress
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
Ratsarse
Oh fuck off
twfeline
Thanks for killing so many idiots. Raised the collective IQ a tiny amount.
JusSumDood
I like the Supernatural version of God. Yes he is all knowing and omnipotent but that doesn't mean he gives a shit
Billis75
JusSumDood
The Bible is like a comic book. So much arguing over what is and what's not cannon that everyone forgets the entire point
Chair5768
Aye, anything that can fire a 5lb+ ball of iron at your enemies is cannon enough in my comic books.
ComcastLover
Where does he get the number 1.6m? https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
headloser
1.6 millions down.. 7 billions to go. This planet Earth can only hold max 750 millions people due to their throwaway lifestyle.
ProfessorAssBlast2020
Asuka is taking no bullshit today
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
TheMeanGombeen
Dear god, fuck off with your shitty diseases.
depressingcomments
You should be friends with asuka, she seems like fun.
nebuchadnezzarispooping
Asuka dont play no games
BlueLanternBraxx
Are we SURE humanity ate the Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil? Maybe should have taken a couple more bites...
Xalaqia
Realized God was an asshole, so he threw them out. Can't have the praise-slaves realizing he's a weiner.
Murphquake49
I love Asuka
notacobra
As somebody who plans to sign a DNR at 60 because I don't think humans should live that long, covid has caused complex feelings.
bonoboforscale
I’d rather be friends with Asuka
ADHDinkubus
Asuka is the chaotic energy I like to see at work in the world.
IknowWhoYouAre
K-K-K-K-Kombo breaker
DaisyfromDownunder
Thanks for your latest creation that will kill millions. Hellelujah!
LostScientist
I've never understood that, patting god on the back for your good fortune. But fuck everyone else that are having bad things happen to them.
DoctorKyairey
Beautiful
LokiOnTheCouch
deamon519
I see this all the time, could someone post a link to the source? I would like to know what they're looking at.
Thiccnessy
This is from the amazing race when a girl shoots a watermelon into her face, just YouTube that
DaveTheScientist
Nope.
SpikeWolfwood
Witness it!
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DaveTheScientist
Hell yeah, love that clip! But it's not where that other clip (2 girls horrified 1 guy happy) comes from. That one is from Survivor.
DaveTheScientist
It's a clip from Survivor, somewhere around season 17ish. Boring context; they just saw who the other tribe voted off. It was unexpected,
DaveTheScientist
it was bad for the 2 girls, and good for the guy. It happened at the start of one of the challenges.
LokiOnTheCouch
Right on Dave
deamon519
Thanks dude
Erutanmi
I always wonder why prayer/“God’s plan” is a thing and why people think god is looking out for you. He gave free will, you can’t have both.
Xalaqia
For a god to have a plan, it must exist first. Start there. All else is fanfic and fanwank.
Erutanmi
Yup.
waltjrimmer
Man, some theologians have run rings around just how you can have both. Basically, you make your own decisions, but God loves you, your>
waltjrimmer
>life works out. Right now I'm learning about one such person, John Calvin, who basically said that rich people are rich because God loves>
waltjrimmer
>them and poor people are poor because God doesn't favor them.
waltjrimmer
That's oversimplified and probably wrong. I JUST started learning about this yesterday. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvinism
Erutanmi
That’s simplified, but accurate. I was a Theo major. It’s logically impossible; this is one of a few reasons that changed my course.
graehall
Hyper Calvinism is even weirder. But it's all pretty fucked up mental gymnastics because it's based on a fundamentally flawed premise.
graehall
Magic doesn't exist. It's just us humans, trying our best or our worst or our mehst. That 1.6m? It'd be all on us. It's our responsibility.
pokemonbasher
No, viruses are much more prevalent on earth than we are. Sadly the most successful life form.
graehall
Dude, scientists have unveiled the first survey the "human microbiome," which includes 10,000 species and more than 8 million genes.
graehall
For every human there's all of those. Humans aren't the most successful life form. But we're sure as shit responsible for spreading disease.
pokemonbasher
There’s 10 to the power of 31 virus agents in the world. That’s 10 with 31 zeroes. Viruses will spread long after we’re all gone.
graehall
Pretty awesome for things that aren't really alive. Fascinating entities.
ac2040
Im not saying any deaths are good but Google says only 806k people died?
DarkZoul2
Lmao id sue google at how dumb it is
Acoreus
Man if we can start suing just because of the dumb, you're in trouble buddy.
SilverNicktail
Facebook memes, especially feel-good-spiritual-bullshit memes, are rarely remotely accurate.
imgurj17
You should double count them, to make sure
Liquid404
You don't get enough credit for that comment working two ways. 806K * 2 = 1.6 million
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
They might also be counting excess deaths, but I imagine they're just pulling numbers out their ass
KierCalhen
It’s 800k+ but given that China has likely lied about their numbers I’d probably put it at a million.
EF5Cyniclone
I was going to guess it could be including excess deaths since a lot are likely due to covid, but I haven't found a global figure for that.
Simonator
It's a future proof meme.
GoddamnitClown
800k is the total that countries / the WHO attribute to COVID. Real number of excess deaths will be higher. 1.6M is probably just made up.
InsertNameHereIGuess
With China's numbers, add a 0 and it's still not close to reality. China's numbers are so low it's impossible they are correct.
crusadurus
fuck last count i heard was in the 400k range
seanthompson19884
Numbers have been duplicated as a result of multiple tests and unrelated deaths of people who tested positive before
ac2040
See i also heard this but that on top of inability to test everyone on top of certain countries who likely gave false values it seems to me
ac2040
that any number is likely to be inaccurate
EricPisch
Yep, the biggest % in the US https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Archeron
U S A, U S A!
crawlspace
biggest # yes biggest % no.
AnotherReplyToIgnore
It's a lot worse than we think. A lot of the deaths are being attributed to things like pneumonia, because they want to hide the numbers.
xuriV
but they're also holding back a lot of testing and fudging numbers now, like a game. I'm assuming China's numbers still haven't updated.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
yet all I read is the they are listing everything under C-19 and not what really was the reason, crazy how hard it is to be honest
QuickLighting53
Depends on if you're estimating based on deaths over the norm versus counting testing confirmed case deaths.
allmostthere1234
Yes. And if you're still counting suicides that tested positive for COVID or car wrecks ect that have nothing to do with COVID killing them
QuickLighting53
No one's doing that, shut the hell up with your stupid right-wing conspiracy bullshit.
EF5Cyniclone
Yeah, excess deaths are higher than confirmed Covid-19 deaths, so a lot are likely just unconfirmed deaths from the virus.
ac2040
What do each of those two mean?
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
Confirmed deaths mean Covid-19 was detected and the confirmed killer. Deaths over normal is the measure of all people who have died 1/
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
compared to “normal” from all causes. The difference is a measure of deaths who may have been from Covid but aren’t confirmed. 2/2
dblaikie
May also be deaths due to covid complications but not direct cause, or lack of medical resources to treat other patients
MKUltraMega
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/08/12/us/covid-deaths-us.html how many people died this year vs. how many people would normally
PoorSucker
In Sweden deaths are now under the norm.
MKUltraMega
MADMAN5465
Yeah sweden is 100% lying about the Numbers. fuck you Tegnell
Ghlargh
Because the virus got into a lot of care facilities and killed the old and weak fairly early. Now most infected are younger and healthier ->
Ghlargh
->causing the curve to dip since a lot of the people who would normally have died of old age in august died of Covid in April.
RumblePonies247
Makes just as much sense to blame God for misfortune as it does to thank God for good fortune
evangrumling5
Sorry guys it’s my fault! I prayed for a solution to overpopulation.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
shit my bad
JimPlaysGames
Not if he's listening.
SirBonSama
https://youtu.be/9dMSvXE9Gxw
Oscill8s
So, no sense.
BurlRavenscroft
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EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
I mean, hes either omnipotent and sadistic or loving and knows nothing.
PrincessAris
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
jebascho
Haaaaaasa Diiiiiiiiga Eebo-ebowai.
EvilPidgey
Sehorjuliemichels
No because you live the bad things because you deserve it. Its irrefutable. Red flag in science.
NairouTryyshokk
You mean like how you deserved those down votes?
ArchonIlladrya
Oh no, it's retarded.
TheMinty
lolwut? That's not how it works. No, that's not how it works at all.
XtinaTheHorrible
Did you forget the "/s"?
twozerooz
Sarcasm I'm hoping
AikenDrumTheNonbornKing
I am having trouble understanding this. Like Karma? Misfortune comes as retribution for some, perhaps unclear, transgression?
Oscill8s
Metaphysical victim-blaming.
AikenDrumTheNonbornKing
Big yep.
IntrovertedGiant
No, no, no! The Scapegoat...I mean the Devil did the bad ones!
Sageypie
Eh, if it was a corporation, God's the CEO and the Devil is like, at best, a team resource manager. Devil can really only hurt you if-
Sageypie
-you're a part of his department, and he's got maybe a bit of clout to mess with you on other teams, but only barely, and even that's able-
Sageypie
-to be stopped by talking to HR or the like.
fluortanten
And God can't stop him because he either is incapable or want evil to win.
Nerfgunner
Only tom cruise can help
Sup3rillbomb
He needs to come out of the closet first!
BlackAndWhiteGarlicKnight
AntRam95
Only thing the devil creates is music
BlueLanternBraxx
Fiddle music.
AntRam95
That too
W4RG4ZM
And it FUCKING ROCKS!
AntRam95
Also jazz, metal, and the blues
WonderfunkJones
If god cared, why would he allow it?
ReginaKasteen
He's just curious what will happen. I know I am.
Bonsaipanda
He is not a totalitarian that forces people to do things, like bringing the total population under 1 billion, he works through us and one >>
Bonsaipanda
can ask knowledge and strength to create a vaccine for the virus. Just needs faith.
ReginaKasteen
Just saying, if god wanted to keep the population down, he coulda got off his bony rear end sooner.
Bonsaipanda
It's on us to get up from our bony rear ends.
Zoroasterisk
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I've been writing fiction to unwind for about a year now, I can say without a doubt 'because he/she/it/ can for the lulz' is a valid reason.
FuckingTurtleBear
>>Epicurus has entered the chat
ciscoak90
Cuz if he helped everyone there would be no faith which is what religion is built on. Imagine a world were every prayer is answered
ciscoak90
It would be fucking chaos since we as humans are selfish n therefor pray for selfish ass shit....just as thanos says, balance.
ezzmann
There would be faith.if i wished 4 financial freedom (as i do every second) and i got it. I would have faith
Exsul
As a believer, I often ask myself this question. The answer I have come to is that God is not a Shepherd, but a creator. God made the >
Exsul
universe, but has left nearly everything else to the universe itself. If God interfered, it would be unfair. As such, we are responsible >
Exsul
for helping ourselves. In this way, God neither deserves nor desires our worship, because God does not control our lives. Instead, God >
Exsul
can help teach us the wisdom of compassion, love, and kindness. In this way, God becomes a teacher, not a dictator. You may then ask why >
Macish
Everything is a test. For some reason immediately upon creation we’re made to prove our worth through trials of abject misery. Just because.
LordRevan2584
That's Eva faults. Apple eating whore.
76000BatteryLlamas
She killed herself with Hitler and forgave our sins
Fluckers
Yeh, fuck apple.
Arcticelsius
Imagine turning your back on God and being entitled to the idea of no retribution
WonderfunkJones
Imagine being god and giving people free will, knowing what they would do with it and then condemning them for using it.
AnotherReplyToIgnore
Christians come up with all ways to dismiss logic like this. They say god is 'love' and knows no evil, but when I ask how he can judge us...
solsactual
I always ask if he has no experience of evil then how does he so often create things that contain evil.
Craizie
Youre singling out Christians, but they all suck and do stupid shit in “gods” name.
DingYourDong
You cant fight crazy with logic.
AnotherReplyToIgnore
No, but it's fun to try.
DingYourDong
Ok, you do have a point, it's hella enjoyable.
CasualSyndicalist
Religion Made sense in the past, for it was the only answer to many questions. It brought comfort and explained the unknown. Now that we
CasualSyndicalist
finally have the answers, based on reputable science it does not make sense.
PunchViolenceInTheFace
Wow you have all the answers? Amazing
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
We don't have all the answers. But personally I'm not going to believe some random stories just because other people do.