LordJaharNarish
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Nov 8, 2017 3:57 AM
LordJaharNarish
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HeyOP
You're a monster.
KingChadly
marmitejim
Jeez, cook it first bro...
retrohellix
Avocadon't do it ever again.
ThePastryGamer
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dachuyii
Put some salt on it next time.
MrSebsquatch
jizzyjo
Avacadon't believe it.
FlysaMinelly
I laughed way to hard at his
strongerthanyou
When I cut an avocado in half, I get it right every single time. No misaligned cuts, ever. Is that a strange property of an avocado?
MumbledSerendipity
marchingFishes
aaaAAAA
dasduke
Mistakes were made
ImLikeWhoaaa
Greetings Traveller
Septagrim
Its3amAndImFeelingSaucy
Oh honey no...
BetterLuckyThanGood
This is my favorite kind of trolling.
asdfjklzel
Oh my.
StatmanIbrahimovic
That millennial doesn't have a house; He does avocado
EveryonesRaping
never really understood the appeal myself
goodguyC
Avocado has a mild pleasant flavor, a nice soft (but not squishy) texture, and it's a good vehicle for salt...
CoolCatJerry
The best part is in the center.
WiselyWryly
Unripe
Atarinya
Jesus the zoom
GrumpyGrumbo
You did it wrong though? LOL! You're supposed to eat it in the shower. Maybe do a little research next time.
dcs1326
Someone watched the Kevin Spacey movie K-Pax
goodguyC
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2169992/kpax-o.gif
nethorizon82
That's not how that works...
HeatherBranson
that's not how any of this works!
nethorizon82
Yes... it worked
Aphroditie
TheTaterNutz
Gotta put it on a toast, man
artemiscrime
gotta put a toast on it
Thiburne
Damn millenials
damnyuoautocorrect
Things are allowed to be delicious
IWantToMakeCrazyScienceWithYou
Just don’t do that too often or you’ll never be able to buy a house
ifuckinglovebirds
Found the Australian.
Respacious
Probably end up ruining the toast industry too.
whoinvitedthem
If not the entire bread industry
Zenithilior
How was it? Would do again?
LordJaharNarish
I liked the flavor but the skin was kinda bleh. Next time I'm going to peel it.
IcameIsawIclapt
cut in half , remove the pit. get out the internal with a spoon , blend it with a little bit of olive oil and lemon and then try it.
EllaDeElValle
Just fair warning, it has a solid pit in the middle. Try splitting it in half lengthwise.
Eunoterp
Really, you need to squeeze the delicious juice out, then rub the dried husk on your genitals for a pleasing sensation and aroma..
KnightStriker
what the fuck
iwanttomountndewya
In Pikmin 3 you can find an avocado and....they juice it.... Its tyre grossest looking green I've ever seen
TheMightyNoodleTraveler
Make a hole and put youre dick in it
SsSsSs111112232
And stick the seed way up your butt.
itsaswellday
Herecomesjohnny
Fucking milennials.
holycrapitsmyles
Found the californian
causality
That reminds me, I need to try sticking my dick in a banana peel.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Is that all the steps? What am I supposed to do next cause I'm in Whole Foods with my junk out and management is walking towards me
soulman901
Look the manager directly in the eye and express dominance
FixinYou
Screech like a pterodactyl and go for the eggs. Eggs make great self defence projectiles able to keep evil managements at bay.
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
You may also awaken the instincts of a mother pterodactyl. Do not fight it, they are the instincts of a superior hunter.
kah929
Stay away from fruit
decoycatfish
thats your solution for everything
AmatureSpaceCowboy
Eunoterp
And that's wrong because...........?
ALegendaryHero
NZSheeps
And you wonder why you were banned from the petting zoo
ALegendaryHero
SlutAtNight
What'd ya think?
HesusChristos
Tastes like sand
LordJaharNarish
The skin was a bit chewy and kinda bland. Couldn't eat the seed in the middle it was too hard.
Tinkrr
If you sit on the seed, it will hatch into a monster.
WhiteTexan
You have to soak the seed in wood.
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
If you grind the seed into a fine powder and mix it with a red mountain flower and snowberry reduction, you will create a cool potion.
ItIsJustAJoke
What, did you give up after the first broken tooth? Quitter.
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
If you grind the seed into a fine powder and mix it with a red mountain flower and snowberry reduction, you will create a cool potion.
kilmore
u have to suck on it, like a jawbreaker
TheArtofSniping
Don't do that it contains cyanide
tacodefender
It doesn't have enough to do jack, almost all fruit seeds contain a cyano- compound.
ifitaintbroke
OP for sure knows how to do that
KeyMasher
truthsmiles
Fun fact: You can eat an entire kiwi fruit, skin and all. It's not great, but not bad.
thatlamer
Maybe I chose an unripened one, but we'll have to agree to disagree on that last part.
easysteezyweezy
What do you mean its not great, its so damn tasty, and when the skin mixes with the fleshy part it gets a slight sour taste oo0o i want some
chromaticlotus
Wait... People don't eat the skin? That's my favorite part with the little hairs..
programagor
It's like when I found out that people peel bananas before eating...
CanadianGiraffe
Even though I'm allergic to the skin I started doing that. So much better
easysteezyweezy
Yeah im the only one on my famy that does. Their all crazy
easysteezyweezy
They are* chill grammar police this isnt a term paper
TheBurritoConfederacy
That sounds horrible. Kiwi hair all up in your mouth. :|
easysteezyweezy
Honestly try it you dont notice! If you want rub it in your hand like you're making a snowball, takes off most hair. Either way its super!
ERJockey
That's why you shave them to eat the skin.
LloydMadel
Yeah, it's much like shaving your balls, except risk-free. Unless you use the same razor on your balls afterwards.