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It was an important meeting... what ensued on camera was likely akin to an episode of Tom and Jerry but with me being a bull in a china shop. Cats are cute cuddly assholes. I guess that’s what I get for building a catio. ...No animals were harmed. I caught and released the poor guy after 20 mins of this
Nekocatz13
That's fucking awesome
Giant2179
I feel you. My cat brings in live rats. Usually around 3am. Last one was so big it's face drug on the ground while he carried it
coffeebaby
I had a cat who brought a mink into the house and it released the most horrific smell and tried to bite me.
yogurtgoblin
My cat left me a pigeon wing in the dining room this morning. Thankfully, the rest of the pigeon was not in the house!!
md8675309
My cat brought in a baby bunny once. I caught it with a fish net. I locked my cat inside when I released bunny.
imilkgoats
Mine let a chipmunk go in the house as guests started to arrive for a grad party a few years ago.
cnastykat
squirrellady710
Pls keep cats inside or supervised. They destroy ecosystems and don't usually even eat what they kill. Cute kitty tho!
RTK4740
I have a catio, too. My buddy prefers to drag in chipmunks who freak OUT.
Libzerman
Best cat ever.
jjw9
+1 ... “Was jus tryn get u epic vid to upload to Imgur for a million upvotes” — said bestest kitty >.<
Edgarflaps
Everyone knows squirrels are catch and release this time of year.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
My cats used to do that with chipmunks, two or three times a year. You knew it was spring when you had to chase a chipmunk out of the house.
SigilLovesSpace
Turtle shells are assholes. I have two.
cnastykat
NadiaGetOutOfTheMailRoom489
He just wanted to help. Look at the little face nothing but good in his eyes
lindsaver
Those eyes say crazy and hyped up
vonsmallhausen
IM HELPING!!
2bithacker
One of my cats used to do that with tiny snakes.
Katygsdrescue
Omg same thing happen to us!!! They caught a chipmunk in the catio and brought it into the house and dropped it!
Californiajackson
So were you dressed on top, pyjamas on the bottom, while you chased the animals?
11thsong
He’s just trying his best to teach you to hunt. Look at that face, he worries.
nortotron
He just wanted to present you with your reward. Very ungrateful to just let it go again.
SkeletonRecruiter
My dog brought a squirrel in through her doggy door and dropped it at my feet. The squirrel was very dead. My dog was very proud.
SkeletonRecruiter
She also very excitedly gave me a freshly dead rat on Christmas eve one year. Still one of the most heartfelt gifts I've ever received.
EMTMarv
Fucking Tortie cats, I swear those basterds were bred to cause trouble in the most inconvenient times
shieldmaiden714
Ours took issue w my bfs CPAP. She keeps tryin 2 knock it off his face. Upon failure, she tries to claim my pillow as her bed. Every. Night.
HellfireJags
Yep, our Tortie is an absolute shit.
Yakeshinu
Can confirm.
IhaveAnAvgSizePP
Yes! But I love the breed for that very reason.
getmesomepizza1
I would like to review this footage for research
josephsMeth
Why the fuck are squirrels getting into your home office?
insomniaticdaydrifter
She was trying to bring you a present.
PantlessThunderGoose42
Ours brings in lizards so often that nobody really reacts anymore. She also put a live frog in the bed while my wife was sleeping.
loudkittysnores
My cats killed a lizard and put it in my shoe. Jerks
NibblonianNibbler
But why they do that tho?! Is it gifts? Is it play things?
fuzzlebuttsmama
Ours was the same with lizards he'd get from the patio. Found lots of little desiccated corpses under the furniture when we moved out.
pandro
They look like little tiny dinosaurs, don't they? :-)
theoutlawedwoman
My bfs cat brought a live bird in during his moms zoom class with elementary school kids. She managed to shut them both in the bathroom 1/?
theoutlawedwoman
And continued her lesson with the sounds of destruction in the background. 2/2
nopantsallowedinmyhouse
First day at new remote job and I said "What the fuck are you doing!" over an open mic when my cat was chasing a mouse in the kitchen/
nopantsallowedinmyhouse
He had run into a bunch of chairs and got so bamboozled he jumped onto the fridge and latched onto the support beam in the ceiling./
nopantsallowedinmyhouse
I look over cuz of the noise and see him hanging from the ceiling like a little goblin and I couldn't contain the words. I was mortified :(
groovydawgs
LOL. Need video from coworker or it didn't happen.
BrownEyedAsh
I second that need for confirmation lmao
DigDug74
I'm with you on this
IhaveAnAvgSizePP
So I asked around. No video :(
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
If somebody didn't start recording that meeting, they all deserve to be fired.
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Exactly, if no one recorded, it shows how ill prepared they were for the job. They should be fired.
ReallyNotAVampire
If it was on Zoom, just ask China
TurnThisShpAround
mudmann1012
What ever happened to Jake and Amir? Coincidentally I found my “sheesh y’all...‘‘twas a dream” Shirt today.
watermelonscoop
They have a podcast called "If I were you"!
mudmann1012
Nice! I miss the phantom of the office...
ConricE9
Yo!..ga..
milvie
So sorry. My cat does this with sparrows. Fucking cat
RelartOfGivia
About 30 years ago back when cats were allowed in bakeries, the bakery I worked at had a cat, he was playing with the pastry chef's apron...
RelartOfGivia
..string. The chef got angry and yelled at the cat. "Go catch a sparrow!", the cat went out. Caught a sparrow and released it under the...
RelartOfGivia
...chef's apron. Hilarity ensued. Bakery cats were awesome. Then the health department up and banned them. Because "cats urinated on the...
RelartOfGivia
..flour." It was a very sad day when the bakery had to give up the bakery cat. God knows it's better to kill rodents with chemicals.
RelartOfGivia
Btw, the cats never peed on the flour bags. Rodents do, until they eat poison and die somewhere in the walls. There was this other time...
PocketSandMan
“Bruh I brought you lunch for your meeting.. all you had to do was kill it! I can’t do everything in this house”- cat probably
IhaveAnAvgSizePP
I honestly think she was trying to do exactly this.
phuzz00
So cats became domesticated because they ate the mice eating our food. What if this is their way of asking for payment?
phuzz00
"Look, I killed something, just like you wanted, now feed me".
Cr4zyC4tLady
No seriously they do! They bring us live & dead things to help us learn to hunt because they think we suck at it lol lookin at us like “this
Cr4zyC4tLady
Fuckin idiot is going to eat OLD, dead meat, AGAIN! God I’ve got to teach him how to hunt fresh!!!”
VogonSupermodel
They do that, my old cat was considerate enough to bring headless lizards to my doorstep... and puked out the heads a couple of meters away.
kittykat
That's love right there.