Thicc “squishy” marble

Nov 28, 2019 10:49 PM

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Fine marbling...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw this sculpture about a week ago at the Borghese Gallery, it's really something!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please tell me this is an one piece work

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*when I try to cuddle with my wife

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it a solid piece of marble? Like...what the hell mang?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if these arent carved? But they used a chemical to soften the stone so they can sculpt. Look at ones with nets.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you fucked up you start over right. How did they find make marble so readily available

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bernini is the most amazing sculptor

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey @op I’m a brisbane horror guy!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stupid thick.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The details

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

90's people be complaining about having to wait 40 seconds for a nude pic to load on dial-up. But shit...these guys had to sculp their porn.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m a little more intrigued with the hair. Damn.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the models must have loved and hated this job

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And to think we only knew about perspective for a couple hundred years at that point.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bernini. He's so hot right now.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serious, I need to squeeze your thighs for a sculpture I'm doing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The talent is unreal!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the ufici in Florence?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Galleria Borghese in Rome

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever did this is amazingly talented but there are a few fuck ups on this.. like under the knee of his right leg and her left toe.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the squishy shit

6 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gross dude, leave it in the bowl!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ, the human species has peaked, we are all just watching the way down now

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We're just not given the space to explore this kind of work any more.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thicker

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OnlyPorridge, get out of this body!

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6 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 7

how to look rich and narcissistic 101. stand near this statue

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why does Lucifer look like 90's Gavin Rossdale?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'd go satanist for that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn he’s chiseled.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean he’s suppose to be god most beautiful creation so it fits

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

We still pose the same in magazines.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should have took it the right way and say it illustrate the devil's temptation.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago (deleted Oct 15, 2021 10:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

To give a frame of reference for their scholars perhaps, give them a visual reference cue.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Presumably as part of a larger display. Lots of art was meant to tell a story.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy Satan

6 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy Santa*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

feels like no sinning at all

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All jokes aside, that kind of detail requires some DISGUSTING talent.

6 years ago | Likes 1233 Dislikes 2

It’s worth a special trip to see this and the other Bernini statues in Rome.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes. Beyond beyond.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah it's pretty easy. The statue is already in the block the whole time. All you gotta do is remove what's around it...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bernini was only 23 when he finished this

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

to say nothing of OCD.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet that sculpter has the biggest wankbank.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bernini has some disgusting talent too. Guy could draw and build things too.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:52 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I meant butt...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thicc

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The crazy thing is, there's a LOT of marble carved that well. Case in point: random tomb in England

6 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 1

Mother of pearl, that zoom!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I mean, if that person had enough money to afford a tomb of marble, then it's certainly not a 'random tomb'

6 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but I didn't take a picture of the name on the tomb. It was in a smallish town somewhere between York and Nottingham.

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Fuck yeah, Bernini was THE master.

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Actually THE master was Michelangelo, since Bernini was somehow inspired by him. Probably there wouldn't be a Bernini without Michelangelo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still, both are the gratest amongst the greatest, they alone could share a 1st, 2nd and 3rd place on a podium all by themselves

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And also patience. You can't underscore this enough: this kind of talent would do nothing without the ability to spend hours focusing on...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

chipping away the tiniest amount of material to achieve perfection. It might be a skill rarer than artistic talent, and a combination of...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

the two is just about unheard of.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The artist said "I work with marble as if it were wax"

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

That's just...well...That's unfair. But then I do the same thing with electronics, so...I guess it evens out.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bernini was, I believe, the world's greatest sculptor

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I could believe that. After all, that is a deific ass right there.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah he was totally an ass man

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wait till you see the ones where marbel "cloth" looks translucent

6 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Marble "wet effect".

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are my favorite!

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I like billowy wind stuff- case and point Nike of Samothrace is my fav https://imgur.com/CYvJtHW

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Rock hard abs

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh that is gorgeous!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rape of Proserpina by Gina Lorenzo Bernini. Phenomenal.

6 years ago | Likes 477 Dislikes 3

yeah bernini could make stone flesh

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dude aboutta get metoo’d

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Once a week at that.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Gian Bernini was only 23 years old at its completion.

6 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Great now I feel like a failure as a 23 year old.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rape meant to steal back in the day, so this really is just the Kidnapping of Prosperina, no rape involved :)

6 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 11

*yet

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes, I'm sure rape isn't a factor in kidnapping

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 7

Pluto was just gonna ransom her for Olympus Bucks

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well, yes, but actually no. In these myths, rape usually means exactly what we think it means. Mortal women were just toys to the gods.

6 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

Except this isn't a mortal woman, it's another god.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the worst part is that the mortal woman, after being kidnapped and ravished, was often the one who was punished for the act.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

You say this as if there were actually gods raping women... Lol

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

How the fuck would I know? I wasn't even there. There probably weren't magical sky gods, but if there were I don't want to make em mad at me

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure actual rape came later.

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Quite difficult fucking marble no,?

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Depends if your Male or female lol

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not if u like a challenge.

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6 years ago (deleted Nov 29, 2019 4:04 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

With Zeus? Yes

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Well she became Hades' wife, so I'm sure rape rape came later

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is true. I’ve just my classics friends occasionally debate the characterizations. He was def a bad guy in the myths.

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