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https://nypost.com/2018/05/22/parents-win-suit-to-kick-deadbeat-son-out-of-their-house/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=pasteboard_app
May 23, 2018 10:52 AM
Baldeagle33
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https://nypost.com/2018/05/22/parents-win-suit-to-kick-deadbeat-son-out-of-their-house/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=pasteboard_app
sunsloth
This guy HAS to have an imgur account....
potatoardvarkhybrid
i repost a lot. but this has been reposted at least 8 times today.
pugofstardock
Raising a spoiled asshole sometimes backfires eh?
textilelover
Sometimes kids just suck. A lot of if is nurture, but I've known fully functional kids with shitty siblings raised by great people.
LeapingAChasmInTwoJumps
BondHaimBond
He's appealing the verdict, lol.
unidentifiableusername
LokiShade
And that son became Post Malone.
DraccoKnightblade
Eesh...I thank god every day for my folks, I've had a run of bad luck with injuries, surgeries and the like that set me back, (continued)
DraccoKnightblade
But this guy...jesus. I don't know whether to shake my head in disgust or awe of this guy's complete lack of understanding.
UnyieldingHomosexuality
I'm 25 and still live with my parents, well technically i moved out to my own apartment and started uni but then I had a suicidal crisis
UnyieldingHomosexuality
and had to drop out. Even if my parents say they like having me here cuz they can keep check on me
UnyieldingHomosexuality
I still feel like a useless parasite sometimes.
Avatar720
I live with my dad's parents because of various reasons that mean it's the only place, but also suffer severe depression and anxiety.-
Avatar720
-I feel so singularly useless and a waste of time and effort being like this, which itself doesn't help, and I know people will still judge.
Bullheadbelly
Do the parents really have anyone else to blame but themselves? I mean they must have enabled the behavior for a while.
HomunculusSr
Well, sure, there's failure on their side. But a 30 year old should also take his own responsibility.
Bullheadbelly
Absolutely
DrJeremyStone
Oompa Loompa doopity doo....
Bullheadbelly
What do you get when your kid is a slob. Sits all day and doesn’t get a job.
IUsedToHaveUsernameOnce
Anon lifestyle
Datsinginguy
M'lady, alas I cannot bring you back to my home. My parents have kicked me out of it. Mayhap we can dine at your place, and can I move in?
glassweaver
Justaweirdbitch
ParticipationTrophyWinner
M'Home* M'Parents*
Datsinginguy
Damn, opportunity missed. Next time. And here I thought I got the language pretty well. M’thanks, next m’time.
screamingwinemaker
Sir, you have honored me greatly. I would lovst to bring you to my palace and let you protect me from the other fierce fedora champions.
Datsinginguy
My fair price: free rent, unlmtd pop tarts, and assistance in my plot of vengeance against the aliens posing as my parents.
CaptAguilar
Congratulations, I vomited a little in my mouth
Datsinginguy
M’thanks
BitchCake
I'm 25, I moved back home after I was done with my military service and anything needing attendance in collage. My portfolio's not great 1/
BitchCake
and coming back from conscription service I'm having stupid issues being productive. I do not want to become this guy, and this is some 2/
BitchCake
scary freaking shit to read...
goldfishyo
They don't mention it in that article, but he represented himself instead of hiring a lawyer because of course he fucking did.
Behomie
They do mention that in the article.
FrostedFlakerinos
"Mom, dad? Can you buy me a suit for the hearing?" -son probably
xxoctavianxx
Where is his fedora?
ohDannyBoi
Trilby* Indiana Jones and men in the 1940s wear Fedoras. Neck beards wear trilbies.
TraitorousTrump3
His mommy is holding it for him.
Tornadotaco
Got repossessed
boywiththehappypenis
He's wearing it up his arse.
ThecommentFarmer
He didn't win custody.
Texantioch
fukken lold
Defylightwithdarkness
On the pile of his MyLittlePoney memorabilia his parents just threw out too.
Kuhmeister
Had to take it off for the photo
boywiththehappypenis
I wonder what this idiot has been doing since he left school.
Baldeagle33
Pawned it to pay court costs.
Keicars
A lawyer who charges -4 cents is probably the reason he lost.
Keicars
Wait no he lost because he's a man child my bad
bumhand
Hanging on his katana
JudgeMentaI
next to his custom vape
Justaweirdbitch
I laughed so fucking hard I'm crying and coughing!!!!! Omg
bumhand
When you were laughing and crying, he was studying the blade
beggingyourmajestyspardon
His parents actually said in one complaint "to sell your weapons for extra money"...this guy is a walking meme
TerritorialRotbart
He needs to protect m'bladey, though.
WhatzitTooya
Probably all mall ninja crap...
rophiandis
Also relevant: he sued Best Buy for gender discrimination
AngusThermopyle
NY Post said it was a 300K suit because BB wanted him to work Saturdays. He doesn't roll on Shabbos & he's a shitty dad who lost custody.
beggingyourmajestyspardon
This guys ISN'T a virgin? But he screams virgin
acinonyxjubatus
m'Lawsuit.
juliendg137
janoomar311
I think they did the right thing
khensu83
I’m 35 and still at home, difference is even tho I’m unemployed I’m also disabled, and when I saw I should move out my parents plead with /
khensu83
Me to stay to save what little money I have, I do chores I cook and clean for them I pay the one thing I can afford to and that’s /
khensu83
The electric bill, I get government money and my only thing I need to pay are medical bills so my folks barely talk that money.
khensu83
Sorry take that money.
some1username
See, but you do everything you can to help. This guy is a straight up dead beat who refuses to help. Complete difference
tlouman
In what way are you disabled, Just asking ?
glassweaver
Statistically speaking, California is the most likely answer, due to having the highest population.....
glassweaver
Man I had this joke all setup because I read "what state are you disabled in?" Then I re-read your comment and I guess I'm the disabled one.
Shohanna
I am disabled too, suck man
cancerriddenlung
Suck man?
BenjaminMu
I wonder what it would be like to live with your parents that long. I moved out at 17, @30? woulda been so much money saved.
sky12354
You get to save a lot of money especially after graduating college and start working good jobs
iamdickburns
I just saw this moron on the news, it was cringeworthy to say theleast.Get the fuck out of your parents house, get a job, and be a grown up.
madbydesign
This dude has a child… imagine having such a low bar to live up to. Anything you do will be better than your father.
Secsletariat
I'm not sure if that makes him better than me for doing more of the sex or worse for... y'know, the baby.
purdhapley
I’m just shocked he lost his v card. A winner like him normally stores it away for safe keeping.
AnAccountToPostThis
Something tells me if this guys life goals are so low, he would stick his dick in anything with a pulse.
Genini
He's spent a lot of time in the courts trying to get custody too. Not sure why though since his kid won't have anywhere to live.
ourlordof4am
Maybe this isn't the first time they tried to get him to leave and having their grandkid living there would force them to let him stay?
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
Someone fucked this dude?
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Where’s his fidget spinner and millennial angst?
ffilm
I have a 30-yo parasite living with me & my wife. She also has a one-year old sub-parasite.
CryptFist
See I’m 36 and still live with my parents...because they are elderly and I own the house that was there’s now
Captainplanetmotherfucker
I'm 31 and still live at home. Why? I don't really have a reason to move out. I'm going to get the house pretty soon; so why leave?
StarLeoRambo
That’s different, you have responsibilities and this guy make excuses for everything.
CryptFist
Ya my only draw back is it’s super hard to date because of this.
ExtremelyDecent
Theirs*
CryptFist
Lol ya I know I used the wrong one I always do and always have
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
I fully expect to be moving back in with my parents in the next few years. They're getting up there in years and the house is going to be /
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
/2 more than they can handle. *shrug*
CreepyPhlox
You don't live with your parents, your parents live with you. And is a widely accepted culture norm in many parts of the world. This...
IDidntWantTheBetaVersionHelp
1/2 He lives with his parents. They put the down payment on the house, made the payments, not him. They probably signed it over to him so
IDidntWantTheBetaVersionHelp
2/2 they could get benefits when the time comes, and will have fewer assets.
CreepyPhlox
...,however, ain't that.
unit92
That’s gotta be an onion article. This douche can’t be real. Except the suing Best Buy part
Genini
I actually thought the same thing. Kept lookin for the onion watermark, but nope.
NicestguyonImgur
This is a very real story, pathetic, but real.
Scaramucci
My brother is 35 and still lives with my parents. I wish they'd kicked him out years ago.
Ishalldefenestrateyou
He worked retail and refused to work Saturday, that isn't how the world works guy, yeesh.
Rifneno
10 bucks says Saturday was WoW raids.
oopsydsy
Had a lady claim religion (LDS) to not work Saturdays. We out drinking every Friday night. Busted, fired.
blaskHitBeast
Some people shouldn't be parents!
shortarms
The courts agree, apparently. He lost custody.
some1username
Reffering to the parents or the guy in this case?
lauraInternetJunkie
Both I guess
some1username
2/2 and lets face it, im sure the parents have their own plans too. You can teach your kids right, but you can only do so much
lauraInternetJunkie
I guess they still carry part of the responsability
some1username
Wait, why the parents? They've given him plenty of time and his current job apparently cant support him, he needs to go live his life 1/2
Lebronzhairline
Why would you pose for that photo lol
CosmosBaron2000
King of the Millennials
SweatySalami
He is looking for a sugar mama so he can have another free place to live.
bane13
He objects!
Odmanra
He's a Moron!
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
Why? For the payday!
oneoliner
His record stands.
bumhand
Maybe before the trial?
rchrdshn
He's posing as the victim but he's really a poser at posing as the victim.
popejubal
It's entirely possible that they used an existing photo for the article. Or he may just be an asshat.
izoli413365
At that point, why not?
Merhk
Money?
weneedmorequestions
Photoshop.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
"and gimme back my suit you BUM!"
grebmoolb
I mean, he's got the time on his hands.
MrPixelTheDragonborn
*...and in a suit
BishlamekGurpgork
Well, it's better than the photo you didn't pose for.
Vaanhalen
"Please give me a job"
JokersHand360
He's proud of his accomplishment
TrizzNathaniel
They just mad cuz He's stylin' on em
raydnjames
he was on Good Morning America today, too
HurtinAlbertan
Post M'lone over here
BeTheHammer
At least he took the fedora off for it
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
He wasn't posing for the photo. That was after he was served and was just standing there waiting for social justice warriors to save him.
EgonsSlinky
I upvoted because it was funny, but I don’t think you can blame this on the SJW phenomenon
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
I was referring to what you laughed at it for. How ridiculous the SJW phenomenon has been lately. Kinda like BLM.
mentallypsycho
why would sjw give a shit
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
That's the joke. Their interest is schridinger like. The extreme will think what was done is an injustice. The actual SJW won't give a shit.
EVILtheKAT
Yeah, he’s a white heterosexual male.
shutupgrampa
Because he feels like a victim.
HaulinOats
It’s crazy reading his statements about the whole thing
Justaweirdbitch
Omg now I have to find it lol
magphoenix
The link is right there in the post
henryclairmont
Amazing how many people don’t look at what’s under the post
IGotTheMusicInMe425
His business is "successful", but he won't even say what it is. For some reason I found that part funniest, and I really am curious now
IAmAPoohBear
3 viewer Twitch Streamer, probably.
JamJarre
Translating Waluigi hentai
PaladinDrake
‘Waaaa-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH’
Baldeagle33
Because I got kicked out of my house.
iamdickburns
Seems like the judge said it legally wasn't your house
TheBrofessionaI
phillsman
Umm. Your parents house?
GoW1n
As George Thorogood said, “Get a haircut and get a real job.”
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
Come on, dude... even if it was you, you don't really expect us to believe you think that you had a claim to this house.
Baldeagle33
Squatter’s rights!
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
Ha, lol. That's not a thing anymore. You can't squat inside someone else's private property.
Baldeagle33
Yeah. That’s what the Judge said.
DominusNox
Get a job
TheDino
You should shave, and get a haircut.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
And get a real job.
tflorio19500
I got kicked out if my house too... at 16. My father was dead and my mother a brutally abusive alcoholic. Despite the early hardships 1/2
tflorio19500
it was still the best thing that ever happened to me.
SpiralPotatoFucker
schwanzwurst
"My"
LivingCactus
That's you?
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
No
soepie7
Somehow I don't believe that you are really that guy...
HurricaneAnalDestroyer
You don't think a 30 year old jobless bum that lives with his parents doesn't have imgur? I think this place was founded on them
WillJeSuis
Would someone really just go on the internet and lie?
unlimitedbeef
Noone lies on the internet. Thats just wrong.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Thats sus.
Baldeagle33
You don’t believe me. My parents don’t believe me. The judge doesn’t believe me. Rough day.
NZSheeps
@cangarejos has made people naturally suspicious lately
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Chum3
got em
DarkwingDuc
Case closed. Pack it up, boys.
Humanchicken
/r/quityourbullshit
CreepyPhlox
Check and mate!
jomama64
I’m nearly 30 and living with the folks, but I have a good job and help around the house.
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IDidntWantTheBetaVersionHelp
Okay, I see that you're caring for elderly parents, which is an exception.
Genini
There's a difference between living at home because it's convenient and living at home because you don't want to get a job.
marymargaret1149
I’m assuming you also contribute $? Because if you have a good job, you definitely need to pay them room and board.
Leeloothedog
im nearly 30 and my mom lives with me. wanna trade?
Urgentinsurgent
If you have a good job why are you living with your parents?
jomama64
Because I like saving money and they had me late in there lives and need an extra hand around the house.
tlouman
maybe he's taking care of his parents ?
photosforbikeforum
Save money for a house down payment maybe?
dlw45
That's a great reason in this economy. My parents helped my sister that way for a while until she decided to travel with the money instead.
HillaryClintonsEyes
Also culture. In many cultures its normal/expected to live with your parents untill you get married.
himynameisRi
For me personally my parents are quite elderly and unwell (they had me late) so I keep an eye on them and take care of things.
homiedudemanguy
Same actually. Maybe not as late as you but mine are old and unwell so I help around what I can with my job and their bills at the house
lolthisismyusername
You're an exception to the rule - you're taking care of your parents while employed. Good on ya.
Texantioch
well aren't you a fucking sweetheart. Fuck off. I love you. Keep brightening the world.
KronBobon
What a rollercoaster of a response. Thank you.
IDidntWantTheBetaVersionHelp
This is the only reason that works -- Caring for them. But it's rare.
JesusOnACracker
This isn’t the only reason that works :P
vinpolo
Sadly, this is not the only person like this
STGxDante
Statistics on adults staying with their parents until the age of 30 is roughly 40% in the u.s.. cost of living keeps going up, wages low.
Crawley
34 yr old brother, living with my parents for YEARS. No job, no education, no prospects, no personal motivation to get off his ass.
DrPepper523
My uncle was this way. He'd get a job, work a few months, blow all his money, laze about a few months&repeat. Until grandpa moved in w us
evilalmia
my brother is like this, worst part is he's a hoarder and his rooms filled with trash. sadly my mother doesnt give a shit
nafun
My sister is 38, single, master's degree, school teacher for ~14 years. Lives with my mom, pays no bills except her own cell phone.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
My brother in law is 35 and locks himself in his room for DAYS when his parents tell him he has to chip in for groceries.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
And he has a job working for his dad.
DrPepper523
That dad should just find a way to take it directly out of his pay...and rent...because that's just childish and ridiculous
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Part of the problem is my in-laws are super passive aggressive. They bitch and complain but then don't want to do anything about it. 1/
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
2/ But the problem is that my father-in-law was recently diagnosed with cancer and they need all the money they can get to make ends meet
PartyOnSlurms
My brother is 28 and is on this path
Durtschi
I have 2 brothers in law who live with their mom, they're 40 and 46. Both have mental issues. One has never formally worked
PersonalDildo
It’s called the boomerang generation
beeratius
I dunno, I moved out at 18 and I'm approaching 30
justGeorge
So true.
SugarTitillates
Had a buddy who was the only child in his entire family. He was so spoiled his family paid for his college, he went for a day and quit. 1/
SugarTitillates
He flunked high school for not showing up. He had 1 job, he went for 1 day and called off till he was fired. He just sits at home and /2
SugarTitillates
And plays his $3k guitar. He has no other qualities.
DrPepper523
Spoiled rotten...it just isn't going to help the family or the child to spoil to such a degree...
Unclemuscles09
Sister is 36, no job in 18yrs, 2 kids from 2 diff dads who she doesn't talk to & is in & out of jail has been at parents house for 6yrs....
Unclemuscles09
...so my dad bought her a $75k house just to get her out. It has split my family in two since he kept it a secret from the rest of us
AskBobLoblaw
This happens sooooooo often. That or very similar situations. It's sad.
Unclemuscles09
Worst part is when I finished college I tried to move back for a yr to save $. Couldn't cuz she took up guest bedroom. Dad told me...
Unclemuscles09
"u have a college education now. u can fend for yourself" while she does nothing. Why I've lived in 3 states now since 2013. Can't go home.
Unclemuscles09
He claims she'll pay him monthly rent. She won't & he'll end up paying for it all. Same ole story. He's an idiot.
Tankynumnums
Ricky Gervais did a bit on having kids and how they'll never pay you back. Guess he forgot to mention the ones that are permanent leeches.
UsernameViewableToPremiumUsers
how could she afford the monthly payment if she has no job? O.o
Tankynumnums
Get out of here with your logic.. and sensible argument.
Unclemuscles09
She has been caught porch pirating, steals from business trash cans, works the flee market, even got caught for prostitution once. Winner.
NeverConfusedForNaught
By finding another dad for her kids obviously
mastikator
TBH sounds like a low functioning sociopath.
Unclemuscles09
Oh, completely! Even worse the stress she's putting on my parents is taking a huge toll on their health. I hate her.