Meta but true

Sep 8, 2021 9:08 PM

SenseiTheDefender

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I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am pie

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know you are but what am I?

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

The Ford has new tires and lower mileage, but the Toyota has a better service history and is more reliable. I think the choice is obvious.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I you know what, am I but are?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I wonder what Mister Peanutbutter has to say about this.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No u

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also , you should always read the comments because at least 40 people will already have commented something similar to you ..

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish i was high on potenuse

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like an acute affliction.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am I?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When I see the same comment I was about to post.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or, post early on in Usersub to have a shot at being a top commenter.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always +1 Paul F. Tompkins. (Please don't reveal that he's somehow awful)

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never read the comments.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hence usersub -> newest

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

It's gotta flash too man, you beat skip by like, minutes. Butt there his is. On top.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hence usersub -> newest

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Only upvoting the newer one, because it’s that kind of post

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am I?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lesbian sex is weird.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am i

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the struggle of reading the comments fast enough to see if someone commented the comment you are going to comment before someone comments it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there are any comments you're too slow

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but then someone comments it one second before you hit "post".

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know you are but what am I

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am I?

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

I know you are, but what am I?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am I?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know you are, but what am I?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You see, that's why we lurk in usersub - the comments are wide open when only ten people have viewed it.

4 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 4

Will you shut up? We don't need more people stealing our comment waves.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But more people down here downvoting politics/watches/knives/FantasyFootball/anime/game screenshots/boy bands.....that'd be good.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GENIUS

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait… what’s the anagram of that dudes name?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need to go back to usersub. Thanks, Skips.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, you see, the trick is to lurk in front page, and reply to the top comment and hope for some morey eel-type trickledown internet points.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You also get to recognize the diehards of usersub

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

WE OUT HERE!

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Similarly that's why most of my comments never pop off on Reddit, cause there's so many by the time you see a post

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gotta go to rising tab

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You see, that's why we lurk in usersub - the comments are wide open when only ten people have viewed it.

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

GENIUS

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy fux!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love PFT! Check out Threedom and Comedy Bang Bang for a sample of his stuff.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

(cake boss)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you say that, Scott?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, Speakeasy with Paul F. Tompkins for some interviews with other comedians

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also the original Tenacious D on HBO. And Mr. Show. And his standup! PFT is a damn treasure.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

While you're out, pick up some Stay F. Homekins and Pod F. Tompkast too!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ya’ll seriously forgetting Mr. Peanutbutter on Bojack Horsemen

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0