TIL water balloons are pure sorcery 

Apr 9, 2018 3:00 AM

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TIL water balloons are pure sorcery

This water balloon hitting a guy's head.

Wtf like from what are those ballons made ? In my life ive have only seen those which u can destroy just by looking at them xd

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Some strong balloons.

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#1

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I like how #6 went from mad hatter to rich lady in summer hat to a sith lord.

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For a brief moment he became the queen

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Its almost like they r made out of rubber...

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I know, fucking remarkable hey.

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The one where it drops on his head looks like CG.

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They look in pain

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I Imagined the guy getting hit over the head couldn't breathe and I panicked a little.

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That first one... ever fall off the back of a dirt-bike? It's not fun.

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They make glow-in-the-dark balloons, and blacklight-reactive ones. Could be cool.

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Slower you slut!!!

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And longer, they end right before they hit the good spot

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That’s what she said

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Who are you, my ex?!

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Story of my life.

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Their corpses will be here long after ours have fully decomposed

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Never fucking get those little shits to explode on contact when you need it.

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Now try the same thing with condoms.

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Yes. This. Please

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Hey, I go there

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As cool as this is. It actually bothers me immensely when they just won't burst.

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I always hope they make it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Now, young skywalker..you will die!"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just regular balloons? All the water balloons I had growing up burst at the sound of a loud fart.

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They're not filled enough to be properly used as water fight projectiles.

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That's what I'm thinking. They aren't water balloons, just balloons which are thicker rubber so they don't pop as easily.

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Thicker is better

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They sell water balloon balloons which are made of a stretchier material.

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Where can I find these water balloon balloons

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The internet

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Reminds me of my jiggly fat ass.

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What I have learned here today is... Cats are water balloons

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#1: my boobs since I’ve started breastfeeding.

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Those are the best!

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Awesome username!

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Thanks! My name is Mary so I thought it was only necessary. Wow, downvotes on that comment?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well... Downvote fairies are in the air tonight

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Somebody once threw a water balloon at me out of his bedroom window, I promptly caught it and threw it back into his room. Good times

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I totally read this to the tune of All Star

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Not my intention, but I'll roll with it.

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I'm glad it wasn't just me

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Most of these are just regular baloons filled with water, water balloons are different, at least where i come from, they are smaller 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I think we're missing the point, here.

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That's like my favourite thing to do

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Username checks out

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That's overly complicated.... No sarcasm intended.

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Made of thinner, less strechy rubber. All these qualities make them easier to burst as this is their intended design, to deliver 2/3

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And release their payload of water upon the target. 3/3 that went longer than even I expected.

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Username checks out

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That's what she said.

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Sure you can buy smaller, thinner balloons designed for water fights, but any balloon becomes a water balloon when filled with water.

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But the small ones actually have water balloons written on the packet usually, they are officially designated as water balloons is my point.

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And official designations be damned is mine!

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MR MESEEKS WILL BE YOUR HAT

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Why did I watch that whole thing?

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I’m actually laughing out loud and my baby next to me is stirring.

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Metroid:PRIME 4 lookin' great!

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You're doing gods work

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I really wish I could upvote this more than once...

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@ExtraUpvote

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Yup, +1'd!

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That was SO stupid I had to upvote

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Now give it googly eyes.

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This is beautiful.

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How do we favourite comments??

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That loop, though.

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Foreskin

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This is fuckin great

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"alright, the gif where it's eating his head better be.... ahhhhhhhhhhhh :)"

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nom nom

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anyone remember the "Martian Braineater" thing from elementary school?

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My braineater always starved when I tried it.

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"bleedy-bladda-bleedy-bladdah"

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Truly a legendary shot.

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Why am I horny???

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.

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One might even call that... a legendary shot

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Best. Head. Massage. Ever

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I giggled like a school girl, thank you.

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Janet, steal this gif

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It hurts I'm laughing so hard

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Reminds me of those futurama brain slugs.

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I was hoping someone would Photoshop one over the balloon

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- Long live the Queen.

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He kinda looks like my friend Mike.

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Having a shit day at work, but that cheered me right up

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You da real MVP

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Sweet dreams

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That was great and then it got even better.

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Doing the Lord’s work.

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Why do I feel like I'm the only one of these reply comments that understands the subtext of this gif?

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Please do feel free to enlighten us..

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As is most on the internet, it's highly sexual.

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Strongest. Balloons. Ever.

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They are made of superman's cape.

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I'm switching from condoms to these water balloons.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Ikr! Was thinking what kind of umbrellacorp tacital-balloon tech were they using, mine as a kid blew up the moment they touched anything

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

This is what occurs when you fill a normal balloon with water. Water balloons are different, they pop far more easily.

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Huh. Good2know

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Seriously! How did that hole saw not shred it instantly?

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That is supersloemotion, that literally went in less than a second

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Possibly condoms.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because they aren't water balloons they are barely filled normal balloons. because the rubber isnt stretched to far they can withstand more.

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Where I live there are no specific water balloons, just normal air ones, if you fell it 1/3 of their max capacity they will b hard to break

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They looks like they'd snap someone's neck before they popped.

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Manjin Balloons.

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Seriously! All of the ones I've used pop the second they touch a blade of grass.

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Or they don't pop on the grass, but do the second you pick it up off the grass

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Normal balloons and not overfilled so they can stretch more

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these are normal balloons with water in them. Not 'water balloons'.

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Ha, I missed that! Thanks for clearing that up!

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They dont make.. them... like they use too???

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Conspiracy theory #3: There not balloons.

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Even though they are, just trying to support my dumb dumbs out there...

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*they're

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I wish fishing was this easy... go to bed, You probably have papers to grade in the morning.

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That would be cool to get paid to teach grammar

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It would be even colder if they got paid more for their jobs.

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Pfft, my boobs have done all these things.

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Thank you for your service

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Slower, you slut! (Only joking. I'm sure you're not a slut)

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Well guess again, sucker!

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Faster, you slut?? Not sure how that works tbh...

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I like your username

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Username checks out, your boobs have been popped with a chainsaw?

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Closest to the chainsaw would probably be Motorboat.

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pics or it didn't happen.

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Let's see then!?!?

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My condolences

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"Yes, they're real! They're not mine, but they're real!"

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Goddamn

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