It was at a funny angle

Nov 10, 2017 10:12 PM

Trelfar

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A friend of mine got their car hit today by some idiot who reversed directly into them, in a straight line, while my friend was stationary. Immediately reminded me of one of my favorite scenes from Snatch.

(Yes, I know the full scene has a bit more to it, but the pacing doesn't work as well in GIF form: https://youtu.be/bRJxNpPj6Zc?t=2m28s)

I fucking love this movie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of those lines that wouldn't be half as funny without the thick Cockney accent.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Squeak

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... and the biys git a pear of dem shoos ????????

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I will always upvote Snatch, no exceptions

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

'Course I have!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Tyrone's a natural. Ain't ya Tyrone?" "Course I am"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*squeak *squeak *squeak *squeak *squeak *squeak

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You could land a jumbo-fucking-jet in there."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never trust a pig farmer.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Whenever I tell people this is my favorite movie, they think it's porn

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Avi...pull your socks up!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get that dog...off my seats !

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's a fucking antiaircraft gun Vincent

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Well I want to raise some pulses, don't I?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oi! i thought you said he was the getaway driver, the fuck can he get away from?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tommy...why is your skin leakin’?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"It's not as if it's a pack of fuckin peanuts, is it Tyrone?"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Get away driver?! What the fuck's he gonna get away from?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Don't worry about Tyrone, he can move when he has to

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Guy Ritchie making movies before Madonna put him down

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

U like dags?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, Tyrone. You silly, fat bastard.

8 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

He's done a rally driving course.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Course I ‘ave!

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Stop that dog from dribblin on my seats.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is a stolen car....

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I'm driving it, it's my car. Now you stop that dog, from dribblin, on my seats!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Don't move it now, someone will see the damage.."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It wasn't in my line of sight...,...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of the best movies ever. Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

personified in this case by a 'orribke cunt.....me.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Protection from what? Ze Germans?

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

No, Tommy. I KNOW you can't shoot. I'm saying that piece of shit you got stuffed down your trousers'd do more damage if you fed it to him.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Boris the blade? You mean Boris the sneaky fucking russian

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You like dags?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always liked that line. Bricktop is such a nob. A very dangerous nob, but still..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yuh like dugs?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhh dogs! Yeah I like dugs.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Now fuck off

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhh, you gonna have to repeat that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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