Jan 29, 2019 2:01 PM
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AtsaMattaForYou
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billautomata
A motorcycle suit is the minimum protection I'd want in order to do this.
MerToo
Note that the pedestrian is wearing full Drop Bear protection gear.
theGUNNYusmc
You now have chlamydia
squishybaker
fucking brave taking on a dropbear.
PoppinFlesh
Sad fact: There is a chance that Koalas could be extinct in the next 70 years
nonickname23
*boop*
Tinman2022
Talligan
Saw some in a zoo when I visited Sydney. Wasn't prepared for how cute they were, same with wallabies, kangaroos and wombats.
RedRiotUnbreakable
Give the poor fucker some water it's 40°+ up in this bitch!
LiterallyYourGrandpa
"How dare you?"
thefitsith101
beckeryorkmorgan
What a silly little git
Chrisantemus
JARKB
I bet he's soft.
AgamemnonsMemes
They are softer than you can imagine but al in all pretty awful creatures
Gr8tgOoglymoOgly
stay there, ya cunt
TheEmeraldProphylactic
“THIS MAN IS TOUCHING MY PENIS!”
UltraBooster
Koalas are the worst. Cute tho
Se7enPr1me
This guy is lucky that koala was so chill and didnt get violent, albeit the guy looks like hes fully motorcycle geared up
ToxicMolluscinity
He de-escalated the situation by booping the snoot, a well-known Australian tactic.
covid19dadprincipal
As soon as I learned how much they sleep and the perpetual negative disposition I’ve loved these animals. Reminds me of a younger me.
fedeColorTerror
"younger"
fuckingscott
That was the day Clark caught chlamydia.
zelgadiss44
pomax
Koala. The marsupial equivalent of a plant. So dumb they won't even recognize a leaf if you pick it off the branch and then hand it to them.
vahnn
Aren't koalas actually fucking vicious, but the eucalyptus they snack on all day keeps them sedate?
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Eucalyptus has basically no energy content so they can’t afford to be unnecessarily aggressive. Can be dangerous though with their claws.
Rockslide
Wild Koalas fucking scream really loud, the claws are something to stay away from, they ravage with those claws l.
Smallbrownrabbit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk
TacozForSgtRandall
Anyone else notice he tells the Kola to “stay” at the end?
GFunk612
And a boop for good measure.
shahbrahdaman
Then he gets bitten by a spider, a rattlesnake, and rushed by a roo
MasterRend4n
boop da nose is important
TehBeaker
saintedward
Boop on the snoot
GodEmperorOfImgur
Dis creature... I wish to boop it upon the snoot brotha.
joyouspopsical
Do not boop that merry suicide bomber.
It would be but a simple boop upon it snoot.
Cazzyle
That last bit cracked me up ?
dirtyketchup
Interestingly, that boop glove likely contains kangaroo hide (allows for better feel on motorcycle controls). I wonder if it could smell it.
“Unhand me you fuckin kangaroo!”
strangerthingies
actually shouldnt do this theyre claws are crazy wierd sharp and theyre riddled with diseases plus they have four thumbs which is just gross
Qualtagh
W..Where do they keep the extra two?
MrEcstacy
In their thumb pockets.
jmacg
Two thumbs and three fingers on each hand. Looks a little weird. They also have fingerprint that look like human fingerprints.
stinkingyeti
I suspect that bikie has done this before, handling from behind and dodging out the way etc.
Actually he picked up the koala in the right way ( from behind, kept at length) and got it off the road. Leaving it was a hazard.
SpearmintJun
the right way to pick up a koala is by their arms/hands picking them up under their armpits like that can actually hurt them/you.
https://youtu.be/ATwAHXMsfDA
PineappleEmailer
That's fine for a tame one. I suspect wild ones are more likely to bite fingers
It's usually standard procedure for wildlife carers and picking up sick/injured koalas off roads.
CaspianQuix
Congrats on the chlamydia.
noxdracoria
https://twitter.com/mashableAU/status/993371527990128640/photo/1
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/08/world/australia/koalas-chlamydia-john-oliver.html
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
I thought they were carriers of syphilis
That702guy
Came here to say this. Enjoy your up vote
NihonJinLover
My cats have herpes and chlamydia. But they’re respiratory illnesses in cats. I still call them hussies.
MybolognahasafirstnameitsBAMBI
So if they cough on you, you get the herp?
Nope, it can’t be transferred to humans. My first cat was fine, then adopted second from humane society and she was infected. The diseases 1
Almost killed kitty #1, so I was more than a little peeved that the shelter didn’t try to warn me. But humans can’t contract the diseases.
GDSTEVE
I used this excuse with my wife. She didn't buy it.
Koalas kill over 4 million tourists every year.
KarakLohr
And twice as many aussies, because, you know, chlamydia
CaptainMorganTheFreeman
That's still probably less than the number of koalas killed by koalas through accidental suicide and sheer general stupidity
CrotchRunner5000
Koalas=TB patient deaths. Got it.
Boah.
SexyAttackHelicopter
gosh darnit steve
screwdriverone
putzcommander
pyne
No, pretty sure that's drop-bears...
oddoregano
radlee7
Because they already killed all the locals?
HighImpactSexualViolence
it's mostly from the chlamydia.
Idontknowwatiexpected
Drop bears*
Doomgriever
The infamous dropbear strikes again..
PonyMadness
How? I don't live near them so I have no idea how the murder beasts operate
Ketheres
Chlamydia. Also, tactically dropping onto people
They shoot venom from their eyes.
Alright you sold me. I need a koala now
Galloglaigh366
They get high as fuck on leafy bois and and attack with the fury of a thousand squirrels.
Only tourists?
KittyAmin
Aren't we all just tourists, really?
ESPECIALLY tourists.
Kabe59
Yes. They are horrible xenophobes
Xezare
Only
akom
The only people dumb enough to get within 100 feet of the little devils.
ColonelColon
That's because tourists forget to rub toothpaste behind their ears.
DeZaim
Can confirm. Drop bears do not like toothpaste.
Anonaru
I thought that was drop bears
mishalala
Drop bears FTW
OtsoBox
They live under cafeteria tables, make sure you always look.
InevitableBadger
It's hard to tell the difference until they drop
rainyrivers
I have a picture from 2010, went to visit friends. I went to the rescue zoo just outside Sydney. First thing is take a pic with a koala. The
Scared fake smile on my face made keeping the pic worth it. I was terrified one was going to drop on me.
100% of drop-bear attacks are on the scientifically illiterate
MyDadsIphone
Show us!
/a/CWLLD7h
That’s good stuff! And that koala looks pissed!
Showinterfaceconfiguration
The boop deserves a +2 but alas, I have only 1 + to give.
OberKommandoWest
I gotchu bro.
Smurpo
Just upvote something else they posted.
diddleysquin
Then allow me to introduce you to a few of my friends... @ExtraUpvote @DoubleUpvote @ExtraExtraUpvote @ExtraExtraExtraUpvote ...
DoubleUpvote
v +2
There's a few more extras too if ya wanna call on them!
ExtraExtraExtraUpvote
+1!
ExtraExtraUpvote
Hey I never said we were friends
SincerePlatypus
bekkayya
pal
You're not my pal, buddy!
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
what do you do if you want to upvote something but someone already requested an upvote sir ?
What do you mean by that? I'll upvote anything and if they ask I'll just say +1 since I had already done it.
but that does not do an actual additionnal upvote if you already upvoted are you a liar !? (yeah ok plus there other account if needed)
CaptaineObvious
Wait so are those not your accounts for extra upvotes? Are you insulting yourself?
AnUpvote
Why am I not enough for you heckers? So demanding. Damn.
Ooh, I'll add you to my list!.... But only if you'll be my friend...
Dont do it, they're evil
Is it ...contagious?
Friend? Friend.
AtsaMattaForYou
billautomata
A motorcycle suit is the minimum protection I'd want in order to do this.
MerToo
Note that the pedestrian is wearing full Drop Bear protection gear.
theGUNNYusmc
You now have chlamydia
squishybaker
fucking brave taking on a dropbear.
PoppinFlesh
Sad fact: There is a chance that Koalas could be extinct in the next 70 years
nonickname23
*boop*
Tinman2022
Talligan
Saw some in a zoo when I visited Sydney. Wasn't prepared for how cute they were, same with wallabies, kangaroos and wombats.
RedRiotUnbreakable
Give the poor fucker some water it's 40°+ up in this bitch!
LiterallyYourGrandpa
"How dare you?"
thefitsith101
beckeryorkmorgan
What a silly little git
Chrisantemus
JARKB
I bet he's soft.
AgamemnonsMemes
They are softer than you can imagine but al in all pretty awful creatures
Gr8tgOoglymoOgly
stay there, ya cunt
TheEmeraldProphylactic
“THIS MAN IS TOUCHING MY PENIS!”
UltraBooster
Koalas are the worst. Cute tho
Se7enPr1me
This guy is lucky that koala was so chill and didnt get violent, albeit the guy looks like hes fully motorcycle geared up
ToxicMolluscinity
He de-escalated the situation by booping the snoot, a well-known Australian tactic.
covid19dadprincipal
As soon as I learned how much they sleep and the perpetual negative disposition I’ve loved these animals. Reminds me of a younger me.
fedeColorTerror
"younger"
fuckingscott
That was the day Clark caught chlamydia.
zelgadiss44
pomax
Koala. The marsupial equivalent of a plant. So dumb they won't even recognize a leaf if you pick it off the branch and then hand it to them.
vahnn
Aren't koalas actually fucking vicious, but the eucalyptus they snack on all day keeps them sedate?
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Eucalyptus has basically no energy content so they can’t afford to be unnecessarily aggressive. Can be dangerous though with their claws.
Rockslide
Wild Koalas fucking scream really loud, the claws are something to stay away from, they ravage with those claws l.
Smallbrownrabbit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk
TacozForSgtRandall
Anyone else notice he tells the Kola to “stay” at the end?
GFunk612
And a boop for good measure.
shahbrahdaman
Then he gets bitten by a spider, a rattlesnake, and rushed by a roo
MasterRend4n
boop da nose is important
TehBeaker
saintedward
Boop on the snoot
GodEmperorOfImgur
Dis creature... I wish to boop it upon the snoot brotha.
joyouspopsical
Do not boop that merry suicide bomber.
GodEmperorOfImgur
It would be but a simple boop upon it snoot.
Cazzyle
That last bit cracked me up ?
dirtyketchup
Interestingly, that boop glove likely contains kangaroo hide (allows for better feel on motorcycle controls). I wonder if it could smell it.
dirtyketchup
“Unhand me you fuckin kangaroo!”
strangerthingies
actually shouldnt do this theyre claws are crazy wierd sharp and theyre riddled with diseases plus they have four thumbs which is just gross
Qualtagh
W..Where do they keep the extra two?
MrEcstacy
In their thumb pockets.
jmacg
Two thumbs and three fingers on each hand. Looks a little weird. They also have fingerprint that look like human fingerprints.
stinkingyeti
I suspect that bikie has done this before, handling from behind and dodging out the way etc.
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Actually he picked up the koala in the right way ( from behind, kept at length) and got it off the road. Leaving it was a hazard.
SpearmintJun
the right way to pick up a koala is by their arms/hands picking them up under their armpits like that can actually hurt them/you.
SpearmintJun
https://youtu.be/ATwAHXMsfDA
PineappleEmailer
That's fine for a tame one. I suspect wild ones are more likely to bite fingers
SpearmintJun
It's usually standard procedure for wildlife carers and picking up sick/injured koalas off roads.
CaspianQuix
Congrats on the chlamydia.
noxdracoria
https://twitter.com/mashableAU/status/993371527990128640/photo/1
noxdracoria
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/08/world/australia/koalas-chlamydia-john-oliver.html
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
I thought they were carriers of syphilis
That702guy
Came here to say this. Enjoy your up vote
NihonJinLover
My cats have herpes and chlamydia. But they’re respiratory illnesses in cats. I still call them hussies.
MybolognahasafirstnameitsBAMBI
So if they cough on you, you get the herp?
NihonJinLover
Nope, it can’t be transferred to humans. My first cat was fine, then adopted second from humane society and she was infected. The diseases 1
NihonJinLover
Almost killed kitty #1, so I was more than a little peeved that the shelter didn’t try to warn me. But humans can’t contract the diseases.
GDSTEVE
I used this excuse with my wife. She didn't buy it.
GDSTEVE
Koalas kill over 4 million tourists every year.
KarakLohr
And twice as many aussies, because, you know, chlamydia
CaptainMorganTheFreeman
That's still probably less than the number of koalas killed by koalas through accidental suicide and sheer general stupidity
CrotchRunner5000
Koalas=TB patient deaths. Got it.
CrotchRunner5000
Boah.
SexyAttackHelicopter
gosh darnit steve
screwdriverone
putzcommander
pyne
No, pretty sure that's drop-bears...
oddoregano
radlee7
Because they already killed all the locals?
HighImpactSexualViolence
it's mostly from the chlamydia.
Idontknowwatiexpected
Drop bears*
Doomgriever
The infamous dropbear strikes again..
PonyMadness
How? I don't live near them so I have no idea how the murder beasts operate
Ketheres
Chlamydia. Also, tactically dropping onto people
GDSTEVE
They shoot venom from their eyes.
PonyMadness
Alright you sold me. I need a koala now
Galloglaigh366
They get high as fuck on leafy bois and and attack with the fury of a thousand squirrels.
GFunk612
Only tourists?
KittyAmin
Aren't we all just tourists, really?
Tinman2022
ESPECIALLY tourists.
Kabe59
Yes. They are horrible xenophobes
Xezare
Only
akom
The only people dumb enough to get within 100 feet of the little devils.
ColonelColon
That's because tourists forget to rub toothpaste behind their ears.
DeZaim
Can confirm. Drop bears do not like toothpaste.
Anonaru
I thought that was drop bears
mishalala
Drop bears FTW
OtsoBox
They live under cafeteria tables, make sure you always look.
InevitableBadger
It's hard to tell the difference until they drop
rainyrivers
I have a picture from 2010, went to visit friends. I went to the rescue zoo just outside Sydney. First thing is take a pic with a koala. The
rainyrivers
Scared fake smile on my face made keeping the pic worth it. I was terrified one was going to drop on me.
Smallbrownrabbit
100% of drop-bear attacks are on the scientifically illiterate
MyDadsIphone
Show us!
rainyrivers
/a/CWLLD7h
MyDadsIphone
That’s good stuff! And that koala looks pissed!
Showinterfaceconfiguration
The boop deserves a +2 but alas, I have only 1 + to give.
OberKommandoWest
I gotchu bro.
Smurpo
Just upvote something else they posted.
diddleysquin
Then allow me to introduce you to a few of my friends... @ExtraUpvote @DoubleUpvote @ExtraExtraUpvote @ExtraExtraExtraUpvote ...
DoubleUpvote
diddleysquin
There's a few more extras too if ya wanna call on them!
ExtraExtraExtraUpvote
ExtraExtraUpvote
Hey I never said we were friends
SincerePlatypus
bekkayya
pal
ExtraExtraUpvote
You're not my pal, buddy!
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
what do you do if you want to upvote something but someone already requested an upvote sir ?
ExtraExtraUpvote
What do you mean by that? I'll upvote anything and if they ask I'll just say +1 since I had already done it.
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
but that does not do an actual additionnal upvote if you already upvoted are you a liar !? (yeah ok plus there other account if needed)
diddleysquin
ExtraExtraUpvote
CaptaineObvious
Wait so are those not your accounts for extra upvotes? Are you insulting yourself?
AnUpvote
Why am I not enough for you heckers? So demanding. Damn.
diddleysquin
Ooh, I'll add you to my list!.... But only if you'll be my friend...
ExtraExtraUpvote
Dont do it, they're evil
diddleysquin
AnUpvote
Is it ...contagious?
AnUpvote
Friend?
Friend.
diddleysquin