Dec 28, 2016 3:39 PM
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SanKa13
I like that theory where batman killed his own parents as joe chill and created himself as batman
SuperSaiyanBlueGoku
And at 3:30 am on the third Tuesday of the month he always masterbates in his cellmate's sink with the water running.
aguynamedDeadpool
thegreatestofall
Kinda like this
RandomQuack
I'd watch this movie.
NoRagerts
SvDCarmo
Woah!
Bigdaddy1097
I guess anybody who is reading this post hasn't seen "sucker punch".
TheStealthHippopotamus
He does have an abnormally high percentage of villains that are doctors
TheDanWithNoName
Bane is the giant orderly that tackles him when he gets violent. Scarecrow is the Dr more interested in his neuroses & fears than a cure.
phlegmatichaos
And Catwoman is just the emotional service animal they brought into the asylum to help patients.
o11c
@RepostStatistics
Teatimebeforecolonizetime
and every 03.00 am he would go to his bat cave which is under his bed to shoot some new prototype gunz
TheTruthIsSomewhere
Seen this before but still a cool theory.
cutteroo
Like The Cabinet of Dr Caligari !
JosephVissarionovichStalin
Car is albanian for penis. Joe Penis.
GreenFox
Most comic book heroes deal with villain of similar origin. For SuperMan it's Kripton. For XMen it's mutants. For Batman it's mental illness
CometLaHal
lack of creativity or is it actually more creative as the hero fights his/her issues in physical form?
I think when you have universes this big, it just makes sense. Iron Man fighting Dormammu just wouldn't make any sense.
Schloobydong
Clay face is just a pile of poo he molds and beats up
BuckBoost
I'd love a mashup of Batman and Shutter Island.
Locolarue
God I hated that book.
And Superman is the hero who breaks him out and gets him back in the fucking game.
llparakeet
And Killer Croc is a dude with a skin condition
procompsognathan
That's pretty much Killer Croc from the comics
tdoggsmith
Killer croc is a lunch lady with a bad skin condition.
dengarsdingus
Alfred is the elderly kitchen worker who brings meals round.
youarenotmyfriends
I think Alfred is a total fabrication iodBruces mind. He is Bruces conscious or what is left of it anyway. Alfred is the last shred (1/?)
Of sanity Bruce clings to but almost never listens to. (1/2)
Oh, and he says "all fed" to the guard after each round and Bruce hears it as alfred.
HowFastManyFast
Or his first meal was chicken alfredo.
MacabrePortrait
Ho da door.
Kakarooooooooot
And Bruce always eats in a cell in the basement because he has done so many murders but he is in complete denial.
OldFriendForDinner
"The Batcave", if you will
wigglemaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pIV4AgHcoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RppxhOdby4
yattadog
So ... Buffy Season 6?
https://youtu.be/FLeEYzibCrA
clln86
Bruce Wayne thought he was a teenage vampire hunter?
FlatPlutoSociety
Suddenly, Batman musical number out of nowhere!
jherazob
"They got! The mustard! Out!"
beautifuldisaster1103
I'd like to see a movie of that!
Schmedes
Shutter Island?
Fuxel
definitly
notme222
Ever see Sucker Punch? (Coincidentally by the same director as Batman v Superman.)
InboxMeYourBeards
I fucking love that movie!
LaemonDaemon
That movie is so underrated
screamingwinemaker
I saw it a few months ago for the first time and definitely agree with this statement. It's an interesting film.
Fun fact: they reused several set props from Watchmen to make SuckerPunch, they were almost broke when the movie was made.
CheshiresShadow
Interesting but held back by the pg13 rating.the tone of the first 5min was solid.after that its meh.a solid R would have done alot to help.
They had to. Watchmen is a pretty crude and gruesome movie, and didn't sell shit at the time, so the producers played it safe (and lame)
SanKa13
I like that theory where batman killed his own parents as joe chill and created himself as batman
SuperSaiyanBlueGoku
And at 3:30 am on the third Tuesday of the month he always masterbates in his cellmate's sink with the water running.
aguynamedDeadpool
thegreatestofall
Kinda like this
RandomQuack
I'd watch this movie.
NoRagerts
SvDCarmo
Woah!
Bigdaddy1097
I guess anybody who is reading this post hasn't seen "sucker punch".
TheStealthHippopotamus
He does have an abnormally high percentage of villains that are doctors
TheDanWithNoName
Bane is the giant orderly that tackles him when he gets violent. Scarecrow is the Dr more interested in his neuroses & fears than a cure.
phlegmatichaos
And Catwoman is just the emotional service animal they brought into the asylum to help patients.
o11c
@RepostStatistics
Teatimebeforecolonizetime
and every 03.00 am he would go to his bat cave which is under his bed to shoot some new prototype gunz
TheTruthIsSomewhere
Seen this before but still a cool theory.
cutteroo
Like The Cabinet of Dr Caligari !
JosephVissarionovichStalin
Car is albanian for penis. Joe Penis.
GreenFox
Most comic book heroes deal with villain of similar origin. For SuperMan it's Kripton. For XMen it's mutants. For Batman it's mental illness
CometLaHal
lack of creativity or is it actually more creative as the hero fights his/her issues in physical form?
GreenFox
I think when you have universes this big, it just makes sense. Iron Man fighting Dormammu just wouldn't make any sense.
Schloobydong
Clay face is just a pile of poo he molds and beats up
BuckBoost
I'd love a mashup of Batman and Shutter Island.
Locolarue
God I hated that book.
SuperSaiyanBlueGoku
And Superman is the hero who breaks him out and gets him back in the fucking game.
llparakeet
And Killer Croc is a dude with a skin condition
procompsognathan
That's pretty much Killer Croc from the comics
tdoggsmith
Killer croc is a lunch lady with a bad skin condition.
dengarsdingus
Alfred is the elderly kitchen worker who brings meals round.
youarenotmyfriends
I think Alfred is a total fabrication iodBruces mind. He is Bruces conscious or what is left of it anyway. Alfred is the last shred (1/?)
youarenotmyfriends
Of sanity Bruce clings to but almost never listens to. (1/2)
dengarsdingus
Oh, and he says "all fed" to the guard after each round and Bruce hears it as alfred.
HowFastManyFast
Or his first meal was chicken alfredo.
MacabrePortrait
Ho da door.
Kakarooooooooot
And Bruce always eats in a cell in the basement because he has done so many murders but he is in complete denial.
OldFriendForDinner
"The Batcave", if you will
wigglemaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pIV4AgHcoc
wigglemaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RppxhOdby4
yattadog
So ... Buffy Season 6?
yattadog
https://youtu.be/FLeEYzibCrA
clln86
Bruce Wayne thought he was a teenage vampire hunter?
FlatPlutoSociety
Suddenly, Batman musical number out of nowhere!
jherazob
"They got! The mustard! Out!"
beautifuldisaster1103
I'd like to see a movie of that!
Schmedes
Shutter Island?
Fuxel
definitly
notme222
Ever see Sucker Punch? (Coincidentally by the same director as Batman v Superman.)
InboxMeYourBeards
I fucking love that movie!
LaemonDaemon
That movie is so underrated
screamingwinemaker
I saw it a few months ago for the first time and definitely agree with this statement. It's an interesting film.
LaemonDaemon
Fun fact: they reused several set props from Watchmen to make SuckerPunch, they were almost broke when the movie was made.
CheshiresShadow
Interesting but held back by the pg13 rating.the tone of the first 5min was solid.after that its meh.a solid R would have done alot to help.
LaemonDaemon
They had to. Watchmen is a pretty crude and gruesome movie, and didn't sell shit at the time, so the producers played it safe (and lame)