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DerpyPannycake
#3 Hes just standing there menachingly
thomerow
#4 Oh, so only 5 years to go before it gets better…
Cloud423
There are actually three hummus spheres
ThankYouForYourTime
Is that Robert Pattinson in the zoo house?
transientmind
Hm, not sure that's a great idea, Ellory. Nobody likes you when you're 23.
FsImgur
Of course there was also the plague and barbarians pillaging the country side. Twas a difficult time to date
candar
#25 am not. I have anxiety so I thank and apologize to my voice devices . I am stable thank you. Move along.
GigglesMaster
What does the wolf one mean??
NergalJester
#16 Where? I'm willing to relocate.
fishcakes23
Diarrhoea factory
swatz
#1 classmate told the teacher my son called him stupid. My son said, No, I asked him if he was stupid. That's different. Apparently the <
swatz
>teacher didn't think that was ok. I asked him, well what did the classmate say?
nipnopflipflops
#42 I'm only a year younger, excuse me while I go find some carbs to soothe this pain.
Zargastian
Always upvote dark mode albums for my eyes
whowantstobreakfree
#16 Krieger?
Noksus
#2 I wish I had the balls to throw away greeting cards. I have no idea what is the proper time to save them before throwing them away.
brandsilven
The guy in #9 isn't even handcuffed. He just doesn't want to disturb the cat.
Markamanic
#4 me at 27
zakisback
#1 minimum wage worker now on food stamps
ThePaintedWorld
#4 Me in my twenties: "FUUUCK"
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
#28 I said “some of each” and the dude gave me to handfuls held together in one giant scoop like I got you fam. Honestly didn’t even mind
FAAIID
#26 Or, y'know, brain function...
elganif
In defense of the system until recently it was assumed that all behavior things were learned. We are still figuring out where chemistry fits
Notdoinganythingtoday
#26yeah, wtf
slurpeesandstuff
I'm waiting for non-Americans reactions here (assuming this is only a US thing?)
slurpeesandstuff
Lol no #26
elganif
dentists and optometrists that realized if they were insurable services they would be price regulated.
Ulthirm
#1 I've had a manager say something like this to me after an employee threw a fit because I demonstrated appropriate quality and speed
Ulthirm
to them (My job at the time as a trainer), so I told the manager that I would leave those individuals to them whenever they were on my list.
Ulthirm
(They were always on my list) only took one time for the manager to go and try to teach them themselves to learn to not act like I was
Ulthirm
doing something bad.
Ulthirm
"Do you think that was appropriate" I mean... yeah, its my job, its right here in my script, you see that? I told them exact what I'm told
Ulthirm
to tell them (Our script is literally a plastic sheet of text we have to carry on us.)
Okiegoon
#4 yo, I feel attacked. But also, so does it start getting better or are you just at peak miserable and stuck there? 48 here.
kaoticgirl
My dad told me 60+ is fucking easy so there's that.
Okiegoon
Rad! Well keep that in mind. Thanks
CateMonstar
The Rescuers - that was the child-kidnapping villain who kept alligators as pets.
Okiegoon
CateMonstar
Oops - just adjust your replies accordingly!
Myowngrampa
franzialeboose
Where is number 5 from? I remember that image from my youth!
Lucky246
#5
Crazyjemjem
Madame Medusa from the movie The Rescuers
SennaKain
It's a Disney movie called "The Rescuers" ^^
franzialeboose
Thank you!
thekeyislost
The first one... There was another.... Before Down Under....... ow my brain
majestrate
If you put the pound symbol in front of the numeric character, without a space, it makes it clickable for quick review (example: #5)
Skuz4964
God damn, why am I just learning this now!!!! I’ve spent so much time scrolling and counting (facepalm)
geoffreyfourmyle
If you click the specific image, there's a row of buttons; tapping the "chat bubble" icon will start a comment and add that image number.
Skuz4964
Thank you. And thank you imgur for being the friendliest place on the internet.
allthenamesaregone
I don't get the poop emoji group chat one...
Wolfmom2020
For real
ShawnS0l0
Im guessing he changed a normal thing like 'hey' to a giant poo emoji in the keyboard shortcut setting, maybe a name who knows
RedLanternGrodd
Me neither man. Someone help us
WheeziestTuna
The mom is displeased with the change?...
DoomHammer67
Mom wood poop.
blahhhhdablahblah
They’ve changed the thumbs up to the poop emoji on FB chat.
dalaiyoda
Good shit.
MattGlade
super funny
westinpeace
Definitely would not have figured out that was from FB without you
anlyin
TechnicallyRight
Oh... i thought it was, mom would shit.
Deathable
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clasper
Me neither
tac0486
Ditto
TheWeirdest
Probably changed some word for the poop emoji
FishSausages
I mean, who doesn't want a boiling tub of jizz next to the bed?
YouNeedPeopleLikeMe
Jizzcuzzi
Raxiel
Soup for breakfast
Nikkiname79
I think you’re supposed to fill it with water not jizz
Notdoinganythingtoday
FinalBossNostrilSauce
Well then I don't want it.
tentacularfleshscape
I thought this was a free country
geoffreyfourmyle
ThanosTheGreat
Garbagecomic24
But was she ugly?
MikeTran
Woahhh you’ve had sex?
RemtonDulyak
My wife thinks the same, unfortunately.
MadameDex
Took me awhile to get used to spooning sex again. It was the only way my ex ever wanted it and I feared it was so he didn't have to see me.
Voidhawk42
Honestly, I'm not very physically fit so spooning is my fave cause it's intimate and lying down. I find missionary tires me out too fast.
ThisIsSoMuchFunItsFreaky
It can also be very intimate. Wrapping your arm around the person you love and pulling them close to you can be best feeling in the world.
MadameDex
This is the case now. It was definitely not in my previous relationship. Live and learn, I guess.
Voidjitsu
Fuck her infront of a mirror.
ThanosTheGreat
Damn. Well it’s 6 years too late now.
csp256
This is the way.
flaskfullofcoffee
Here you go friend
Animorphs
I don't understand why people get into relationships with or have sex with people they don't like or aren't even attracted to.
kingkongkeom
Alcohol?
kozzillakilla
As a youngin I felt ignored by a lot of people and fell for a guy who’s main attribute was “cool asshole,” dated five years 4.5 very unhappy
neckingduringschindlerslist
Loneliness can be the most terrifying thing in the world.
TheAfroClam
But how else are you going to get to stare at a butthole?
phuzz00
Get a cat.
70m4h4wk
You could ask nicely?
FsImgur
Just look in the mirror. Hahahaha. I'll see myself out.
Sarcasticbombastic
Reverse doggy style.
EncaledusProtocol
Sarcasticbombastic
No. That's reverse reverse missionary. Keep up.