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Sorry about the quality of some of the gifs
OfficialBurtMacklin
Good thing #35 already has a wheelchair.
YouTubeRed
Some restaurants cook lobsters alive.
Because rich people enjoy the taste of others suffering. :)
Gorgrim
Darwin award: For people who get themselves killed in stupid ways. OP's post, Stupid people not actually killing themselves...
lozzolozozzo
The amount of stupidity and pain is incredible
MynameisCal
#26 YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Fistouille
GamesDeen
The jacket turned inside out!!
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minibois
I liked this episode of Tosh.O
ArmyofFun
I don't want to jinx it by saying thanks for making me feel smarter..
seoris1
Some real bad decision making going on right here.
Marine0311
Son's friend was this type of idiot. Jumped off a roof to a trampoline. Bounced through a window, broken arm, ribs and dozens of stitches
noctisumbra0
Some of them need a fucking Newton in their lives
InsertAmusingUserName
All they got was a Darwin
pintpullinggeek
There is a distinct lack of death here and only some minor genital mutilation.
Quizzlescoop
#8 I’ve done that exact thing
stinkingyeti
I did something similar, i didn't have a firm enough grip when the front tyre hit something and went sideways, i went straight over the bars
shittingpisspissingshit
Dumbass
WolfOfShadows
Spoonland
so many spine injuries
rianstar
There's nothing wrong with their asses, their brain however...
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
achloryn
#32 i can't figure out wtf is going on here
SoberAndBored
The man firing the shotgun... I don't understand. What makes his hat fly off?
dragonleader69
Ricocheted pellet. Lucky it was just his hat that got hit
Ka7o
Holy fuck. Was that a fucking grenade? My fuck this is all horrifying and amazing at the same time.
Catsconcert
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.
wiilyc22
My fuck is now in my verbal rotation, thank you. It’s right up there with “what in the ass”
lozzolozozzo
They died
ohthosefartypartys
Naw
swagb98623
Yeh but from a different bad decision later
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
When they came back and used a pound of tnt
RackhamTheRed
#34 even was able to breath a little fire... well done, good sir
Gantzz321
this one was called "Fire Breathing Dragon" for years
qwerty4007
More like honorable mentions. To win the Darwin award, one must actually die. Some of these folk have brain damage, but are still alive.
SteveMND
TurkeySlapa
HelloWorldThisIsDog
This reminded me of Roadrash
ILikeSmellingMyOwnFarts
Newton's third law...
legofham
Now hes kicking a car, and getiing hit by a cab...
TurkeySlapa
Rolling onto the road, and getting pretty mad....
Havok707
You have a 1.5 ton object moving at 90 km/h in a straight line. Do you know the force needed to deviate said object from its course??
Kilsim1v
#43 pretty sure he ded
Sauroctonus
If not, he wishes he was.
twrig144
He went properly limp waist down so...
edalton454
Pretty sure his spine is broken. Now he can go down that hill in his wheel chair!
xSquirrelly
Nah. http://www.heyahey.com/stanford-student-table-jump-fail-terribly-wrong . This was the first one I could find. Definitely hurt though.
Kilsim1v
U da real mvp
VaIerie
This video has been around for a long time and I never got a solid source if he was okay. Thanks for this.
DarkAngelWarlord
yeah the girls with the shotgun on the bike Fucking stupid as hell and illegal
Havok707
ER "how d'ya'll need a foot amputation??" Brain dead "We wuz hot riddin' on huntin' season !"
GlitterAnomaly
Ok yeah but the girls with the bike and the shot gun? Like omg wtf is wrong with their brain?
Martinelli92
Everything
somethingsomethingsomethingsomewhere
My guess they are either from Texas or Russia.
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Kestrel21
0/3 because there was someone filming, too, that went 'Yes, this is a good idea'
slickjim86
Its called natural selection. Just let it happen and watch lol
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
Nope. Natural selection happens in the nature and creates less danger to innocent bystanders.
Zzzz000
They want it out...
StealthyNinja7
That's a rifle isn't it?
RainingStuff
Nope, shotgun.
StealthyNinja7
Yeh, looked agoin and you're right
thefrompleman
legit all the evidence i need for why people shouldn't have guns, would you trust this fucker riding around your neighbourhood?
InhumanDookieCannon
Why *stupid* people, sure
thefrompleman
so I guess you're completely unaware that people can snap in a matter of hours, especially after enduring a traumatic event
RecoveringIntrovert
Cool bait loser
thefrompleman
everyone's stupid to the right person ;) you'll have to trust the ever so great government to determine who was too stupid to own a gun
AmateurCaulkRingEnthusiast
Okay, what about cars?
thefrompleman
car - primary purpose is to drive, gun - primary purpose is to injure, kill
thefrompleman
but whilst we're on the subject, yeah a lot of people on the roads shouldn't be, one small mistake on the road can lead to several deaths
AmateurCaulkRingEnthusiast
So we should drastically limit the size and speed of all vehicles on major roadways as well
soepie7
Not all of them died, and the Darwin Award is for people who remove themselves from the genepool by willingly doing something stupid.
SteveMND
RackhamTheRed
and all only counts if they didn't have any offspring already. otherwise the name wouldn't make much sense
soepie7
Would becoming infertile instead of dying count?
jemem
Guy blew his dick off with a shotgun and he won one. So yes.
ino84
Yes, it does
SkeletonsGiveTheBestScritches
#22 i think that guys head blew up...
DiscoPandaYea
His hat fell off. That’s it.
SkeletonsGiveTheBestScritches
I meant #20 .....
Quizzlescoop
I see it, but I think it’s just his coat riding up.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Nah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwsZq7_LN9I
hehihe
2 men are still alive! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2181552/When-grenade-fishing-goes-terribly-terribly-wrong.html
DJIGGINS13
That’s all good and well, but the main concern here is: WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DROPPING THE *GRENADES* SO CLOSE TO THE FUCKING BOAT?!!
DarthPutinKGB
Some ppl use dynamite to fish ,so they probably thought grenades would be faster to use .
TheSwedishCryptid
Yeah but they don't use it next to the boat
DarthPutinKGB
And that's why they were put in Darwin award category