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Words Words Words...A Bo Burnham dump
Upvotes for all!
meansDoveinHebrew
Always upvote Bo Burnham
ZombiesAreOkay
Winston!
EvilKingPiccolo
You think that you can handle me girl don't make me laugh, I said my junk is bipolar it will split you in half
dorkbot5000
Go watch his stuff. Way funnier with his timing and delivery.
The3DPrintingPolak
Saw him live doing a "What." show. Simply Amazing.
Sheeridan
lucky lucky lucky lucky
Cammo353
AwkwardGirl4691
He's kinda hot
SalmonSailor
He looks like a young Qurntin Tarantino to me TBH
chipster123
PROLONGED EYE CONTACT
TheBoredMeeting
A healthy dose of it, no less.
FellWolf
I literally just watched this yesterday. Hilarious man.
iamvegetarian
He is delicious.
Piornet
Man, he sure is cute.
ImImmature
I like Oreos and pussy
cklepper
In that order!
LateNightBunnyParty
Bo Burnham on FP? Yes! +1 for you, OP!
nwdle1
Absolute wordsmith this guy. Looking forward to see what else he's up to, been quiet for a while.
DJMelloBeatz
Saw him in Williamsburg a few weeks ago on his newest tour. Hands down his best stuff. Can't wait for the release!!
jsparker43
Bo Burnham and George Watsky are lyrical geniuses
DoloresAbernathy
Saw him in Cleveland a few months ago for the 'Make Happy' tour.. Absolutely amazing. Can't wait for it to be released on video.
AcrophobicOwl
I saw his Make Happy show a few months ago! Sooo good. Can't wait to see it again on Netflix!
TrySARAHtops23
He's performing at my university this month. I've never been so excited
BobPantsSpongeSquare
I saw him in his make happy tour! You will love him, I'm excited for you!'
Sheeridan
I love Bo.
Sugabus
My favorite poem of Bo's - "Our Father"
Jjmot27
Wait, was he the asshole country music kid from Parks and Rec? (To Wikipedia!...Yes, he was)
dennydorko
I forgot about that.
everyzooisapettingzoounlessyourealittlebitch
I put a chameleon on a red dildo. He blushed.
PerilousPiggiePie
I love your eyes and their greenish, brownish, bluish color!
PoliticalLava
I love how all his shows, not a lot of people laugh; yet his jokes are so... smart, they arent just dick and fart jokes.
Funhausfan
Rest in peace Bo Burnham. You will be missed :'(
youarenotmyfriends
Huh?
Funhausfan
Did you not hear?
TheNewKidInTheBlockWar
I like words. Occasionally, I use them myself.
TheJudgernaut
"I know words. I have the best words." -Drumpf
MikiesUsername
Stealing the upvote confetti for later
LetsGetThisOverWith
I think fisting should be called uppercunting.
DoctorGood
"I know your in there Gary"
BrightenQuintin
You're*
DoctorGood
I swear to god
TLDelapore
This guy became big right after Mitch died. Coincidence? I think not.
VVulf
He's not as funny as Mitch. He's good, just not as good.
MelvinKorschav
What the hells a g spot?
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Lol. Virgin detected.
MelvinKorschav
Smh
MelvinKorschav
Maybe you can point me in the right direction?
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
How old are you?
MelvinKorschav
Judging by your favorites I am going to have to say older than you. Btw both of my comments are quoting one of Bo's songs.
DancingPanther
Sluts! Sluts! I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No ifs, ands, and/ors or buts- I fuck sluts, I fuck sluts.
NeverTrustABleachedAsshole
Whoooo!
Whalesinspace
Not a roll call
FishingForConversation
He's Such a poet <3
Sheeridan
Nice girls are nice but no good for nut sucking, they'll need a serine night to greenlight a butt fucking
TheRadarTechnicianMatt
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
GHDUDE17
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking. Boo to the nice girls; praise be to slut fucking! I have a list (A list?) Yes a list of
Sheeridan
a list of all the sluts ive missed, ive never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed
GHDUDE17
all the sluts I've missed. I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed. So when I fuck the lucky slut, my
GHDUDE17
nut removes her from the list. Another dumb cumbucket struck from my nut-sucking suck it slut, slut fucking bucket list.
MyOtherUsernameIsATardis
Yes, you hear the influences! Chaucer, Keats
Jbomb867
I'm Bo yo And I'm the greatest rapper ever And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not (1/2)
undeadjoker
UH go to a vagina orchard count 1.2.3 then you spin it all around you got a 3rd world CUNT-tree.
undeadjoker
Yeah consider yourself warned I'm offensive and creative just like handicapped porn
chuckfranck
You're playin with your breasts excuse me can I try it mam? You're pushing them together like a titty venn diagram.
IwantAmonkey
3rd whirled* cunt-tree
undeadjoker
Thanks wasn't sure which word he always mixes it up lol
Jbomb867
Think you're better you're not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real G, shawty, that can really find your G spot
kelshmeh
Provided you point me in the general direction
ichbinunhombre
What the hell's a G spot?
TheJudgernaut
I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, f*cked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider
Jbomb867
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it
robthelob20
Girl if you're into rimmin' it's only safe if you're swimmin' girl don't sit on that couch cause I treat my objects like women
TheJudgernaut
Bitches and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes...Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist
Jbomb867
Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon.
TriggerWarning
Scar did things to Simba's mom?:(
temujin9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6M9tW6ieuA&t=189
ImmaterialHour
so billy lived then?
temujin9
Perhaps. He's a bit character, and that was pretty much his bit. (Jekyll: great show, lots of wonderful scenery chewing lines like that.)
icypants
That's why Nala left; Scar tried to advance on her and she refused, so she was exiled.
DrScudworthPhd
Where do you think he got the Scar from? Bitch was a down to clown.
RandomDeadPool
http://imgur.com/LxGZZHU
SomethingSomethingDarkSideee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_RlH7rnAqg
neveranynames
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CaptainRoyBringus
Always up vote lil dick
CaptainRoyBringus
AKA The Original Pancake
SomethingSomethingDarkSideee
AKA Slim Boner
Angel666Hawk
AKA Mr. Left-Ward Slopin Penis
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
He took over the pride. He did things to all the lionesses
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
They call them roargies.
jimwormmaster
Yep. That's my new name for lions.
ADreamByAnyOtherName
There's a song that didn't make it into the movie where he strongly hints that he's gonna rape Nala, and that's why she leaves the pride.
codylishush
Nice.
SandshoesAndaScrewdriver
Dude that was terrifying
Buckbeak1486
Funny. I always got the sensation that Scar is gay. Also, is there a link to listen to that cut song?
LvAllen
Also told the hyenas that if it wasn't for him, they'd be beating off hyenas for their next meal. Hyena hookers. To Disney, it was a thing.
TriggerWarning
http://imgur.com/cdc76AS
LionStrider
Link? Sauce? Ketchup?
CanadianMooseRider
putting a dot here so i can hear it after work.
ADreamByAnyOtherName
I believe it's called "The Madness of King Scar," or something close.
madwithinsanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGEz1zDGgY someone animated part of it. Well done and super creepy.
Bulbathor
http://www.lionking.org/lyrics/OBCR/Madness.html
LionStrider
Thanks
Bulbathor
Source?
MisterBulldops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGEz1zDGgY
Perdy3000
It's in the Broadway version. I knew all the songs BUT that one when I went to see it.
madwithinsanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGEz1zDGgY someone animated part of it. Well done and super creepy
TheTwoRaptorsYouDidntEvenKnowWereThere
Found it lionkingsong.org/immarapenalabyscarfeaturingkanyewest.html
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
Lmao, that song title. Clever girl...
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battlellamma
Huhhh...
AdmiralBobula
Yikes
tomyironmane
Damn, that's creepy.
feryooday
This is fanart
MistressValentine
So weird lol
Bulbathor
Found it http://www.lionking.org/lyrics/OBCR/Madness.html
LeftWolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PfXwHEYdlE
LumpWithaLeafHat
Well that's pretty fucked. Right up there with that song from Hunchback of Notre Dame.
ReiiamaKotsu
The double meaning of 'we'll create a host of little Scars'... *shudder*
albinoALPACA
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IronMaidenCheif
MVP