Irishda
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So far so good. Fairly typical.
*Fortune. Or Fortnite, it's hard to know with these kids
Well you gotta have one bad one I guess
Oh boy.
lovehandlesmessiah
You will die a street rat and only your fleas will mourn you.
NegativeCommentMachine
That pit of fire one is starting to sound pretty appealing
isetprettygirlsonfire
Did someone say pit of fire?
AnimeLover989
M1S0
Hey it is a win-win situation at least for me
maximilianfragglebottom
DonnaSelf
Upvote for die in a pit of fire.
whatintarnation9
Dardaro
You will get a great "abortion"
DontDoubleChargeMe
“You will get a great fart on.” - How I read it
chiud12
In other words you will end up in hell?
eddewarde
time will tell
duckshooter
agirlisnoone
A vampire bat is sneaking into your room at night and sucking blood from your engorged ball sack
LiftyBoi
I always made weird results for these in middle school. Like "You'll be mauled to death by a deer" or "watch out for that one creepy turtle"
ArchangelTitus
I'd be slightly worried lol
PlutoLives
Spacebandit
Egudahl
# fabortion
themuttonisniceandlean
Murdered by pirates is good.
TorvicIsSanta
Roll 3, choose 4
MandaloreIncognito
I somehow rolled -42
struggled
Gotta appease the fire gods
cookiebuns
Your sister and I have the same handwriting.
JerzeeTomato
As a middle school teacher... this is 100% accurate.
Irishda
She's 8th grade
EvilMaker
Meth and children don't mix.
mkyner
This is why we have blenders....
IAmTheBadW01f
Not with that attitude!
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
“You will die in a pit of fire,” that’s an odd way to say ‘marriage.’
CatWheezle
THANK YOU! I was reading "bit of pipe" and didn't understand.
CatWheezle
Oh hey, turns out it's a whole lot easier to read if I don't have all the images selected without noticing.