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Erik Weisz, known better by his stage name Harry Houdini, is remembered as one of the greatest magicians and escapists of all time.
On October 31, 1926, Houdini was killed by a college student's punch. The student had seen Houdini’s act where he received multiple blows to the torso without reacting and attempted to replicate the trick by viciously punching Houdini. Unfortunately, he did not give the magician time to brace for the attack and his punches ruptured Houdini’s appendix, killing him.
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Sunanda Kumariratana was the queen of Siam, modern-day Thailand, and the consort of King Rama V.
She drowned in 1880 when her boat capsized on the way to Bang Pa-In Royal Palace. Dozens stood and watched while she drowned, as touching a queen would have been a capital offense, even if they were to save her life.
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Seeking to remove this blemish from the Tsar’s reputation, a group of nobles plotted to kill Grigori Rasputin in 1916. They invited the mystic to a house where they gave him tea, cakes, and wine poisoned with arsenic. After eating the cakes and drinking three glasses of poisoned wine, the conspirators were shocked to see him seemingly unaffected. One of them then shot him in the chest and left to construct an alibi. When he returned, he was attacked by Rasputin, who had survived the bullet. The men then shot Rasputin two more times, wrapped him in a rug, and threw his body into an icy river.
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Leon Trotsky was one of the central figures of the Russian Communist revolution in 1917 and the founder of the Red Army. After Lenin’s death, Trotsky opposed the leadership of Joseph Stalin and was exiled from the USSR. While Trotsky was in exile, Stalin put together a show trial that convicted Trotsky of trying to kill him.
On August 20th, 1940, Trotsky was attacked in his villa in Mexico. The attacker, a Spanish communist agent, stabbed Trotsky in the head with an ice pick, killing him.
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Attila The Hun was the leader of an enormous tribal empire who sacked the Eastern Roman Empire and invaded numerous Western territories.
However, he died not in battle, but from a nosebleed. After celebrating his marriage to his new wife in 453, he got a nosebleed, and in his drunken stupor, choked to death on his own blood.
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Marie Skłodowska Curie was a Polish-French physicist and chemist who discovered radioactivity and the methods used to isolate radioactive isotopes. She and her husband were jointly awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1903, and she received a Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 1911.
What killed Curie was the very thing that she devoted her life to. She suffered many ailments due to exposure from radiation, including cataracts that rendered her nearly-blind. In 1934, she died from aplastic anemia, a rare bone marrow disease caused by radiation.
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Tennessee Williams was one of the great American playwrights of the 20th century who wrote The Glass Menagerie, A Streetcar Named Desire, and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
In 1983, at the age of 71, Williams died after accidentally inhaling the plastic cap of an eyedrop bottle and suffocating while in an alcohol and amphetamine-fueled haze.
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William Henry Harrison was a war hero of the War of 1812 who became the 9th president of the United States.
He died of a cold that he caught while standing in the rain without an overcoat or hat for two hours during his inauguration speech, the longest of any US president. After the illness persisted for three weeks, presidential doctors gave him opium, castor oil, leeches, and Virginia snakeweed, treatments that drove Harrison delirious and only served to worsen his condition. His death one month later made him both the first president to die in office, and the president to have served the shortest term.
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Zachary Taylor was a war hero in the Mexican-American war who became the 12th president of the United States in 1849.
In 1850, while attending a Fourth of July event at the Washington Monument, which was then under construction, Taylor consumed copious amounts of raw fruit and iced milk during the long, hot day. This combination of foods gave Taylor diarrhea and dysentery, which he died from five days later.
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Tycho Brahe was an astronomer, astrologer, and alchemist of the 16th century. His observations on mapping the night sky were pivotal in allowing future astronomers to accurately understand our planet’s place in the cosmos.
Brahe died in 1601 because of his manners. He was attending a banquet in Prague and refused to leave the table to relieve himself as it would have been a breach of etiquette. He hurried home afterward and experienced excruciating pain when he urinated. He died eleven days later of a bladder ailment.
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Henry I ruled England from 1100 till his death, 35 years later. He is thought of as a harsh but competent king who fought off multiple invasions and rebellions.
When Henry I was on a hunting trip in Normandy in 1135, he ate a number of lamprey eels, against the warnings of his doctor, and fell ill. Henry died shortly after.
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Chrysippus was a Stoic philosopher in Ancient Greece whose writings on logic, physics, and ethics are still taught to this day.
According to Diogenes Laërtius, an ancient biographer of Greek philosophers, Chrysippus died in a fit of laughter in 206 BCE when saw a drunken donkey attempting to eat some figs
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Sir Francis Bacon was a 16th-century scientist, philosopher, and statesman who popularized ideas like the codification of common law and the scientific method that would gain immense import in the Enlightenment Era that followed his death.
In 1626, Bacon was traveling through the snow to Highgate, where he was inspired to discover whether or not snow could preserve meat. He left his coach and went to the house of a local woman, where he purchased a chicken from her and stuffed its carcass with snow. The long period Bacon spent outside damaged his immune system, and he died from pneumonia three days later.
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Aeschylus was an Ancient Greek playwright who is known as the “father of tragedy.” He is believed to be the first dramatist to format his plays in trilogies and created some of the most influential stage performances of Ancient Greece.
According to the Roman historian Valerius Maximus, Aeschylus died when a Sicilian eagle picked up a tortoise in its claws and thinking Aeschylus’ bald head was round rock that he could use to shatter the animal's hard shell, dropped the tortoise onto Aeschylus’ head and killed him.
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Adolf Frederick was the king of Sweden in the mid-1700s. He was installed by a political faction due to his close relationship with the Empress of Russia, to improve the conditions of a drafted peace treaty between Sweden and Russia at the time.
In 1771, Frederick died of overeating when he ate an enormous meal of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, kippers, and champagne, as well as 14 servings of sweet rolls in a bowl of hot cream.
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Sherwood Anderson was a prominent American short-story writer and novelist from the 1920s to the 1940s.
When Anderson was 64, he accidentally swallowed a toothpick while drinking a martini on a cruise. He died in 1941 when the toothpick damaged his internal organs and caused an infection in his stomach.
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onefaller
raw fruit and iced milk won't give you dysentery. Chances are good that if the fruit had been washed he'd not've gotten sick.
lilmookie
in 2018 lilmookie read this post and was killed by getting stuck in an imgur loop.
scaredshirtless
Notice that none of these people died from "stayed home and played video games"? Just saying.
mkthelegend
Guys that's Dennis Reynolds #1
ohheyimalex
After every one, I said 'we've all been there' in my head. Every one. I get that it's not that funny, but I thought it was hilarious.
SlappySamsonite
Ra ra Rasputin! https://youtu.be/kvDMlk3kSYg
DigitsRPG
Knowledge is Power. France is Bacon.
Moylsie
So Chrysippus died because he couldn’t even.
RetConMan
His last words- "Literally dying lmfao"- were misunderstood as hyperbole.
PADDYOT
TIL Zachary Taylor is a dead ringer for Mel Brookes.
drGrafenberg
#10 I know that guy’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid’s kid!
drGrafenberg
There are probably a few more generations in there.
RedStarBeograd
You forgot Eugene Sandow, the first modern bodybuilder, he died of an aortic aneurysm after lifting his car, without assistance, 1/2
RedStarBeograd
out of a ditch after a road accident. 2/2
2up1down
Let’s hear the backstory on how that donkey got drunk and made an ass of himself.
Harryteeters
What happened to the Houdini puncher? Murder charges?
ijoinedtoupvotestuff
Just imagine being the guy who unintentionally instigated Hudini’s death ...
1KingPhantomLurker
The punch ruptured his appendix and his refusal to seek medical help he got peritonitis infection and after 2 surgeries died on Oct. 31 1926
fdr2104
Zachary Taylor’s dysentery? Such a shit death
LosPer
Jayne Mansfield
TheMessiahHimselfWaluigi
Adolf Frederick: the way I want to go out.
Keru
To be technical, Adolf Frederik died of a stroke brought on by health complications, moments after eating an absolute shitton of hetvägg.
idontknowyoufromadam
Mmmm ... semla ....
Keru
Snart dags!
GarryHelp
General George S. Patton died oddly as well. He was travelling in a motorcar that was involved in a low speed collision where he struck...
GarryHelp
his head causing a closed head injury that he ultimately died from. No other passenger in the vehicle suffered any injuries.
One8updude
#14 Terry Pratchett used that in one of his books. "Small Gods" The turtle did the aiming tho, controlling the bird by squeezing its nards
YourCakeAndEatItToo
"...a fit of laughter in 206 BCE when saw a drunken donkey attempting to eat some figs" I mean, we all been there, right?
dwbLurkin
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SpiritualLyrical
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cajuninjun
France is Bacon
WolnyLogin
Yes.
Reelthreat
Sir, France is bacon.
myrouterisonfire
EvermoreNevermore
Me too
2plus2is5
Sir Franky Bacon... I’m naming something or someone that at some point
everynameisalreadytaken
Knowledge is power, France is bacon
jp189512
*nods*
HoldMeCloseNowTonyDanza
*nods knowingly*
mineovermatter
Being out in the cold doesn't cause colds or pneumonia. FFS.
ElbowdeepinElmo
It doesn't but it causes some stress - if you've got a mediocre immune system and catch some bacteria, you'll get sick.
tokenhooker
Cold supresses the immune system making you more venurable to illness.
CardinalCanuck
I'm so surprised not many people understand this
almostlucy
#7 Williams tried to open a bottle with his mouth & choked on the cap. I was surprised seeing one of his plays that he described a character
almostlucy
doing exactly that: opening a bottle with his teeth. With no ill results. It's in "Veux Carre" FYI.
imtheimgur
Apparently rope wasn't invented in 1880
samsonguy920
That might have fallen under the touching rule. Still, nobody was willing to give their life for her.
apothecary555
who the fuck eats lamprey eels?
Acc13
And how did that kill him?
Chimponaut
The British. Lamprey pies are still a thing.
PeculiarBaguette
In Bordeaux, France, it's a thing too. Said to be delicious.
GreySeasAbound
I suggest to add Félix Faure, French president, who died from having sex with his mistress. (1899)
Amesang
♫ "Ol'Grady, he was eighty, though his bride was just a pup—he died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up!" ♫
EvermoreNevermore
As a French, I can say I'm very proud of this ! Actualy, she was practising a BJ, we can talk about "pompe funèbre" then...
GreySeasAbound
That part is a bit more of a legend... but it's still the best part of the story :D
atleastyoucansayyoutried
I’ll never forget doing my project on Genghis Khan in fifth grade, reading about a princess he tried to rape who hid a dagger in her vagina.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Rumored that he slept w/ over 30,000 women. You're bound to run into one w/ a knife hidden in her vagina at some point.
atleastyoucansayyoutried
I believe the source was Wikipedia, though today it says she merely concealed a dagger. All the juicy details are gone.
temujin9
I suspect those juicy details are gone because they were bullshit. At least, I've never heard this tale, and I know a lot of Genghis tales.
atleastyoucansayyoutried
Oh yeah, most definitely haha.
Andalite
You forgot to mention the best part of Rasputin's death. He was poisoned, bludgeoned, shot, and thrown in a river. He drowned. After all
dootdootfloop
Didn’t he also predict if he was murdered the star family he served would fall , which they did . If I remember correctly
TrueLegateDamar
I heard one version where he actually climbed up from the river and they just started hacking him apart with knives and axes.
TheOneGalen
I heard a version where all the pieces melted back together and they had to melt him at a steel mill.
NoeCarrier
My grandfather told me a version where he laid his eggs in the wounds of the attackers and was reborn from their flesh like maggot.
Jrex42
He died from being shot. The story was exaggerated by the guy who killed him. Tbf it is a better story
Callistan
The arsenic-poisoned food is disputed too. Rasputin had GI problems resulting from a previous gunshot wound, and was on a careful diet.
Asteroidrules
They did also beat and stab him considerably after the shooting to make sure he was dead.
Neciro
They just said he drowned so no one could be prosecuted, it was all an "accident"
Andalite
that, he fucking drowned. He was literally shot in the head at point blank range he ~drowned~
NuclearOp14
Sucks being a fire Pokemon
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
In Soviet Russia only wimps die once.
eroso
Back then they did a proper autopsy to confirm it?
Jrex42
They did, and no water was found in his lungs. He died from the gunshots.
mrcooker
I am pretty sure he came back to life and fought Hell Boy at some point.
BanesOnAPlane
I think they exhumed his body and found no evidence that he had been poisoned or that he drowned. He was dead when thrown into the river.
Harryteeters
At what point does Rasputin get his dong cut off and put in a pickling jar?
Clay2275
Penis envy.
LosPer
During the autopsy?
ControlledIsMyEnthusiasm
Legend says it is bigger than Liam Neeson's.
MultipleMorgasms
which legend says is like a water bottle
DragonDildoChandelier
The night before the assassination attempts
CaptainMCMLVIII
Asking the important questions.
mamajames
We went to the home where je was killed and my brother asked if they would show him Rasputins dong
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Where did they find a pickling jar that big?
zPiotr
Russia has long winters... You. Understand right?
SeeBeyond
Small*
fdr2104
Average sized
LuftwaffeLolis
Mammoth
temujin9
Nnnnnoooope: