I've seen trump on and off for about 5 years, and I'm still waiting for him to say anything remotely intelligent, true, and not glaringly obviously part of a grift.
Asked my gram about him abolishing the Dept of Ed. She says “good” because their pronouns are going to be “they/them”. She’s like “God made 2 genders. What gives them the right to decide…”. Me: “Umm… free will?”
tell her: God made land, God made sea, and the beach exists between them just fine. It was never specified in genesis, but it exists there just fine and good.
Not all time is worth spending with someone. You aren't obligated to damage yourself to make someone else feel better. Sometimes you can just avoid politics and fine, whatever. But sometimes they're such bigots that it seeps into every interaction, you don't have to put up with that.
If there is OnLy two genders... how does your gram explain a slug and their method of reproduction? And what about other hermaphroditic organisms? Humans can be intersexed as well. Apparently, your gram doesn't know $h!t about biology. And I have to say that lack of knowledge is prevalent sadly. That goes for some of my family as well. Fk this makes my head hurt!
Seriously, they hand wave away anything about the animal kingdom by claiming that man is not part of the animal kingdom because he has a soul. There's humans and animals; and animals can do whatever they want because there is no afterlife for creatures with no souls and God gave man power over animals and so we're better than them. Seriously, it's Supremacy all the way down.
Holy shit that’s even worse than I remember! LOL. That’s something a damn Elementary school kid would make up after not doing his homework and not even understand what they were taught in the first place. Of course that describes Trump lol
I was going to ask of he wasn't aware that World War II already happened but then remembered he usually paid someone to go to class and take tests for him.
… Well, I mean, the GoP voters are always talking about how much they want to go "back to the good old days". Clearly this means they should all Vote Biden!
Keep him speaking. Even quality drugs today won't stop his dementia or whatever he has. Speaking will make it more clear to others that he isn't clear enough to lead Jared to a Subway for more prison time.
He's been a demented rambling buffoon for decoades and yet still got elected. The people that vote for him don't listen to him, just the message pushed on TV.
HAD a friend who was all for Trump. When we'd debate, and I'd bring up the heinous things directly quoted from Trump he'd either wave it off as a "democratic spin to change the tone of his words" or, his favorite- "People don't realize that Trump is a jokester. He almost never says anything seriously. What you have to look at are his _actions_ and he's done so much."
He isn't worse than he was in 2016. It's just more of the same bullshit. Anyone still supporting him is too far bought in to change their mind. Everyone else just hates the stupid, evil bastard slightly more. Which actually ends up being a net positive for the supporters, because they just love that he pisses off intelligent and empathetic people.
Honestly, I doubt it. Anyone capable of coming around has done so. Anyone left is so deeply entrenched that their cognitive dissonance won't allow them to see the writing on the wall.
The majority aren't voting them in. We just have a broken FPTP election system, with so much gerrymandering that you only need a relatively small fraction of cultists to vote for you to "win" control of the entire country. We'd like to change this but it would require either (a) the cooperation of the people who it would overthrow, or (b) 80+% of us to dedicate our votes to replacing those people with ones who would be more amenable. (Or violence. Guess which one we'll end up stuck with.)
I genuinely have not watched any clips of the orange one speaking for a while now. Just watched this one cause I needed a laugh, and holy shit he’s struggling. Indictments and McDonald’s are not treating him well.
Leaving aside all of the crazy and obvious lies. Listening to him makes my brain hurt. It drags me back to when I had to listen to a broad variety of people nearly unintelligible with heavy accents and broken english and provide tech support to them. It's not their fault. I was good at figuring out what they needed and helping them. I shouldn't have to give the same level of concentration to someone who wants my Vote. Then throw in the crazy lies and fuck that guy!
Bedtime Story Trump is a fun character. Of course, any iteration of Trump has the underlying element of absolute horror as long as people still somehow take him seriously.
IIRC he has a long history of not so secret amphetamine use. That's why it's so funny Joe Rogan said he'd rather vote for Trump because Trump has "so much energy."
What makes it even funnier is that he has a rather real chance of taking office again. God help us because THAT'S when the fun begins. Prepare for total chaos as he blames the democrats for everything and his cult starts to get itchy trigger fingers, thinking he'll pardon them.
Funny how? He's out for revenge now... He fucked the whole world and we have to deal with his insane cult members up here in Canada as well. I do not want round 2 of that asshole for the sake of my country... His ass needs to be in jail or no longer alive.
We English speakers have a saying: Funny Ha Ha, or Funny Weird? I don't know if you Canadians would understand, with your beady little eyes and flappy little heads.
I'm curious who would be willing to put their name on his ticket as VP. Pence sure as shit ain't going near him with a fifteen foot pole again. Most of the GOP openly criticizes him. Even the few loyal to him probably know better than to chain themselves to his campaign. Then again, Trump will probably die in the next couple years and whoever DOES ride his coattails will be looking for an easy buy in to the presidency...
The GQP, bargain bin, off brand Blorby dolls would be thrilled to have him as their fools golden ticket! If Hoebert let him grope her, she’d be a shoe in. And I’m sure either of the glory hole girls would be able to help him shuffle off that mortal coil.
He has a proven stutter, what you're seeing above is a man mentally falling apart. Also, have you not heard Trump speak before? It's gibberish upon gibberish.
And yet he actually gets stuff done for us little people. Unlike Drump giving tax breaks to the wealthy. What's he done for you? https://www.whitehouse.gov/therecord/
Undaftiness
I've seen trump on and off for about 5 years, and I'm still waiting for him to say anything remotely intelligent, true, and not glaringly obviously part of a grift.
DemonicFruitfly
Badwolf09
malfunctionm1ke
Just look at those tiny hands
IntelligentLake
Every accusation is a confession.
Voojagig
Well that would give us a good opportunity to beat the shit out of trumps nazi sympathizing father.
PunnyPunenstein
No, we voted that guy out. Now we got a guy that's not the best but atleast he doesn't have 91 indictments against him.
Cthulhuonabike
Only siths speak in absolutes
duktayp
GlenL
He's literally having difficulty forming sentences, that's some severe mental decline
staceyjorgenson31415
Unfortunately this isn’t CGI 😣
mckjm2
Are you sure, that whole speech was way too coherent for Trump.
Jaco365
And the thing is, looking back, you know he was probably thinking to himself, "nailed it."
MysteriousKaos
woozle
rosebudthesled
Is this him reading off a teleprompter? Or is Ivanka off to his left? He's such a waste of a human. The wrong son died.
Doismellbacon
Found Mary Trump
rosebudthesled
Also Fred, Ivanka, Jared, Melania, and anyone close to him. They all hate him. Some are just more vocal.
activeracer28
With Trump Russia won't be a problem since he'll just hand over the country to pay off his debt.
horseman05
maincarrot
He used obliterate. Longest one yet I think.
Rrrrgrr
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
FishSausages
Looks like the Adderall shortage has hit another victim. Maybe after a lil nap he can count to 3.
Ishman2000
JadeNB1729
Ugh, he's surely got some nasty fungus.
Thelrishlnquistion
Firestar002
Asked my gram about him abolishing the Dept of Ed. She says “good” because their pronouns are going to be “they/them”. She’s like “God made 2 genders. What gives them the right to decide…”. Me: “Umm… free will?”
kahless01
what you shouldve asked was what gives who the right to decide since she called them them like theyre asking. and it took no effort on her part.
Wolfshead009
Too bad your gram stopped learning about biology in grade school.
StrangerRangerDanger
tell her: God made land, God made sea, and the beach exists between them just fine. It was never specified in genesis, but it exists there just fine and good.
MegaDeuce
Your time with them is fleeting. You're not going to change their mind. Don't talk to your grandparents about politics.
eeps
Not all time is worth spending with someone. You aren't obligated to damage yourself to make someone else feel better. Sometimes you can just avoid politics and fine, whatever. But sometimes they're such bigots that it seeps into every interaction, you don't have to put up with that.
ButterfaceTaintClown
of course we have free will. God gave us no choice.
Firestar002
Lol. Ok, that was a good one.
sochilln
If there is OnLy two genders... how does your gram explain a slug and their method of reproduction? And what about other hermaphroditic organisms? Humans can be intersexed as well. Apparently, your gram doesn't know $h!t about biology. And I have to say that lack of knowledge is prevalent sadly. That goes for some of my family as well. Fk this makes my head hurt!
SuperfluousMeh
Seriously, they hand wave away anything about the animal kingdom by claiming that man is not part of the animal kingdom because he has a soul. There's humans and animals; and animals can do whatever they want because there is no afterlife for creatures with no souls and God gave man power over animals and so we're better than them. Seriously, it's Supremacy all the way down.
StabbyMcMurder
Jesus what a moron.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
JadeNB1729
As if his grandchildren will choose to spend time with him.
Ankylosaur
See the documentary "The Final Countdown" for more on Biden's agenda to hurl us back to WW2 using electrical vortexes.
UncleMeaty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
spontaneous9
*vortices.
Ankylosaur
*vortexes.
SalmonMax
Vertexes
spontaneous9
wabbit theathon!
squigglebaketerraform
*vorifices
Sebastopol140
Shut up hamberder hurricane-nuker
SecretAgentSuperBooger
SecretAgentSuperBooger
gfunk01
One if by land, two if by air.
JadeNB1729
People mocked Trump, but little did we know he was predicting Biden's time-travelling aid to the Continental Army.
tommytraddles
It was a great achievement to overcome the famous Sky Marshal, Cornwallis of Yorktown.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
PedroBenecol
ok, what the hell is this? :D
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6mZ1ofj2Vo
SwiftyGuy
Holy shit that’s even worse than I remember! LOL. That’s something a damn Elementary school kid would make up after not doing his homework and not even understand what they were taught in the first place. Of course that describes Trump lol
Chakra5
PedroBenecol
Amazing.
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
At first I was just disgusted and worried about listening to this lunatic as usual but couldn’t help bursting in laughter at the “world war 2”, JFC.
xj4low
I was going to ask of he wasn't aware that World War II already happened but then remembered he usually paid someone to go to class and take tests for him.
onecowboytoo
Didn't you know Biden has the power to move the whole world back in time?
NoNameFred
… Well, I mean, the GoP voters are always talking about how much they want to go "back to the good old days". Clearly this means they should all Vote Biden!
ConfessionsofMeandpornfavorites
Keep him speaking. Even quality drugs today won't stop his dementia or whatever he has. Speaking will make it more clear to others that he isn't clear enough to lead Jared to a Subway for more prison time.
MonkeyWithAHammer
Is this caused by tertiary syphilis?
f00ker
He's been a demented rambling buffoon for decoades and yet still got elected. The people that vote for him don't listen to him, just the message pushed on TV.
arumunus
HAD a friend who was all for Trump. When we'd debate, and I'd bring up the heinous things directly quoted from Trump he'd either wave it off as a "democratic spin to change the tone of his words" or, his favorite- "People don't realize that Trump is a jokester. He almost never says anything seriously. What you have to look at are his _actions_ and he's done so much."
SecretAgentSuperBooger
^ That's what his lawyers have worried about for quite some time. Now, with all the charges piling up, it might finally get interesting.
heywoodjabme
He led Jared into a $2 Billion payout from Saudi Arabia.
ApotheosisCM
He isn't worse than he was in 2016. It's just more of the same bullshit. Anyone still supporting him is too far bought in to change their mind. Everyone else just hates the stupid, evil bastard slightly more. Which actually ends up being a net positive for the supporters, because they just love that he pisses off intelligent and empathetic people.
APackOfExcitedGingers
Honestly, I doubt it. Anyone capable of coming around has done so. Anyone left is so deeply entrenched that their cognitive dissonance won't allow them to see the writing on the wall.
Randazzo
Does anybody still believe at this point that anybody who votes for him actually thinks he's capable of leading?
SwiftyGuy
Yeah they do. That’s why they’re called morons and dumbasses.
netutoring
They have never cared. It was clear Reagan was mentally unfit. And Bush #2. Both got reelected.
IAmTheBadW01f
Remember how his handlers cut him off from Twitter in the days running up to the 2016 election so he wouldn't tank his campaign with a stupid tweet?
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
A grade 8 education is what he has. Everything else wasn't earned just paid for.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
How many people in the highest segments of us politics have dementia?
TacoPoweredHelicopter
You need to stop voting in geriatrics
seregsarn
The majority aren't voting them in. We just have a broken FPTP election system, with so much gerrymandering that you only need a relatively small fraction of cultists to vote for you to "win" control of the entire country. We'd like to change this but it would require either (a) the cooperation of the people who it would overthrow, or (b) 80+% of us to dedicate our votes to replacing those people with ones who would be more amenable. (Or violence. Guess which one we'll end up stuck with.)
ARrocks
I genuinely have not watched any clips of the orange one speaking for a while now. Just watched this one cause I needed a laugh, and holy shit he’s struggling. Indictments and McDonald’s are not treating him well.
bipolarmom83
Upvote comment if it should be listen to
StTriniansHeadBoy
He sounds like someone doing a bad impression of Trump.
Metalsmith21
Leaving aside all of the crazy and obvious lies. Listening to him makes my brain hurt. It drags me back to when I had to listen to a broad variety of people nearly unintelligible with heavy accents and broken english and provide tech support to them. It's not their fault. I was good at figuring out what they needed and helping them. I shouldn't have to give the same level of concentration to someone who wants my Vote. Then throw in the crazy lies and fuck that guy!
steelundecided
Moron. Always has been and still staying true to his m o.
fivefrozenfishfingers
The other day his teleprompter malfunctioned and he did a Mitch McConnell. It's always been smoke and mirrors with this idiot.
the42
Bedtime Story Trump is a fun character. Of course, any iteration of Trump has the underlying element of absolute horror as long as people still somehow take him seriously.
artintel
Good.
Burke616
Good. I hope it hurts.
NickRivieraMD
I personally think he just alternates between xanax and some kinda upper. He's gotta be benzoed to the gills.
GreatOdinsTaint
IIRC he has a long history of not so secret amphetamine use. That's why it's so funny Joe Rogan said he'd rather vote for Trump because Trump has "so much energy."
ObeySparky
What makes it even funnier is that he has a rather real chance of taking office again. God help us because THAT'S when the fun begins. Prepare for total chaos as he blames the democrats for everything and his cult starts to get itchy trigger fingers, thinking he'll pardon them.
MapleSyrupMafia
Funny how? He's out for revenge now... He fucked the whole world and we have to deal with his insane cult members up here in Canada as well. I do not want round 2 of that asshole for the sake of my country... His ass needs to be in jail or no longer alive.
ObeySparky
We English speakers have a saying: Funny Ha Ha, or Funny Weird? I don't know if you Canadians would understand, with your beady little eyes and flappy little heads.
TheRealSprackle
I'm curious who would be willing to put their name on his ticket as VP. Pence sure as shit ain't going near him with a fifteen foot pole again. Most of the GOP openly criticizes him. Even the few loyal to him probably know better than to chain themselves to his campaign. Then again, Trump will probably die in the next couple years and whoever DOES ride his coattails will be looking for an easy buy in to the presidency...
iDragon3
The GQP, bargain bin, off brand Blorby dolls would be thrilled to have him as their fools golden ticket! If Hoebert let him grope her, she’d be a shoe in. And I’m sure either of the glory hole girls would be able to help him shuffle off that mortal coil.
Godawful8888
Why can't he just die. All my loved ones die in their 70's. Come on cardiac infarction × 4 now
davids997
Have you seen the current president? Numerous times he speaks complete gibberish… Now that is funny 🤣
dontrike
He has a proven stutter, what you're seeing above is a man mentally falling apart. Also, have you not heard Trump speak before? It's gibberish upon gibberish.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
He certainly is too old, but compared to active malevolence he's a far sight better.
Krossis
Congrats on your first and only comment on your throw away account, coward
doctorId
Vladimir won't spare you, comerade.
RedWingedBlackbirds
And yet he actually gets stuff done for us little people. Unlike Drump giving tax breaks to the wealthy. What's he done for you? https://www.whitehouse.gov/therecord/
TheDiscoVampire
Troll account with negative points. I'm socked.
NoonaTuna
You are not coping well. COPE HARDER.
Ambrosyus
Gibberish? He has a speech impediment.
ionicseraph
Does he really? I thought he just had a quirky accent.
eeps
He's a stutterer. He's had to train to be able to control it.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
McDictments. I'm Lovin' It.
BigKangDangaLangSlanga
Dozens and dozens served!
KenjiKando
"I'll have the McLifeSentence"
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Scratch that, can I get a McLectricChair?
RedWingedBlackbirds
Thelrishlnquistion
He’s more of a clown than Ronald himself
Athanar
I'll have a, uhhhh... Number one, and... Hurt the clown, please.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Not even a proper circus clown. He's just a broke down hobo carney in orange face skimming ticket sales.
rshini
He'll soon be the geek, biting the head off of chickens, desperate for money and attention.
SecretAgentSuperBooger