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KingDougLife
"Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp." -Mc Chris
GrandPoohbah
Saitama? Is that you?
LemmingWinks
Show life new furniture
EndUserLicenseAgreement
That's basically Saitama
LisaJWho
Bubble baths are impenetrable fortresses of peace and solitude.
BryceSaunders2002
Haha why life if weak to us
Extar97
its like one punch man
GEOSiege
xbolt
Demand to see Life's manager!
CokeZeroSix
This is so fucking empowering. Thanks OP!
CokeZeroSix
I wish upon you all the upvotes in the world! You just gave the fight needed in me!
kyahaalhai
Plagarized??
amakusav
Every time I see this I just keep thinking "Do you people really think you can beat life just because you ain't bitch made ?"
SilentHowling
Yes.
GamiCross
Well, it's like when children learn there's no monsters under their beds-- Then they become adults and walk down the wrong alley.
Muddyy
If only we could actually do this...
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
You can, metaphorically anyway.
Khalgrom
Finally standing up to life, that's some real shit.
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
Well it looks like he's on his knees or squatting in the comic
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Looks like owlturd's more sucsessful type A personality brother
Ssssssssssss
This is like Owlturd but not made by a whiny bitch! Thanks for cashing in!
kyahaalhai
Ikr! There's another comic I saw earlier plagarised from owlturd.
Ssssssssssss
Eh, if you're going to pervert owlturd's 'life is terrible and you should give up' message to 'life is terrible, fuck it up' message...
PineappleSlam
MadCat221
PineappleSlam
ArisMis
somethingthathasntbeenused
Grab life by the pussy
rottenmilkshakesbringzombieboystotheyard
The pussy is a little lower mate.
thezoolityre
Haha oh I love this locker talk
t3hnosp0on
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wolfrenegade
I liked your comment and all but it didn't exactly grab me by the pussy
somethingthathasntbeenused
Well i guess it depends on if you have one or not
puppiesforever
Omfg... this is gold
JGILL22
He's just shedding some blood for you
hardcorefanfictionreader
What if you grab me by the pussy instead?
somethingthathasntbeenused
If i had one
WesTexMex
save some for bushy
brinormous
loneislander
Matayoman
Ohh damn!!!
totallyruinedyourday
PocketScout
Shhhh Mr. Trump. Go back to building your wall.
NamesElliot
SgtTempyst
His hands are too big, dude
McMasterx
No, this is just a zoom-in on his fingers
OneFuckedPony
I'm on my way to court. I'm glad I saw this, thanks.
sangheraj
You ain't bitch made
OneFuckedPony
OneFuckedPony
1/3 I live in Brooklyn in a rent stabilized apt, a big company bought the building. They don't buy rent stabilized building unless they want
OneFuckedPony
2/3 To kick everyone out & make improvements so they can charge way more. The new company only let you pay online, I was late several months
OneFuckedPony
3/5 ago, let them know, but they suspended my account. I contacted several times and got sick of it and hand the super a check. They stopped
OneFuckedPony
4/5 depositing them and started sending me letters from lawyers. Then eviction notices. It's a tactic to wear out people so they just move.
OneFuckedPony
5/5 this happened to me before. Not again. Not losing another rent stabilized apt. I was scared their lawyers would kill me. Didn't happen.
DarthNeckBeard
I'm omwtfyb.
OneFuckedPony
On my way to fuck your butt??
DarthNeckBeard
That too
OneFuckedPony
OneFuckedPony
I fought the law and won. keeping my apt. Was a nightmare and stressful as fuck. y'all really made a bad time better. Thanks a million. <3
SmilingSamoyed
Well if no one else is gonna say it... sstttoorrreeyyyy tttiiimmmeeeeeee
JustHereForTheWorkStories
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FourOneFive
UPDATE US! I wish the best.
OneFuckedPony
I won and get to keep my apt! Sorry I'm not sure who I should've replaced to!
ABLoun
How long did the trial actually take?
OneFuckedPony
1/2 It wasn't a trial, giant corporation bought my building, it's rent stabilized, they wanna kick everyone out. They almost did. They have
OneFuckedPony
2/2 lawyers and endless resources. I'm a little guy. The whole thing took an hour or so. Could've taken 15 minutes. I have a home still.
FourOneFive
YES! That's awesome.
OneFuckedPony
Thanks dude.
puppiesforever
Good luck
OneFuckedPony
Thanks dude.
OneFuckedPony
Keeping my apt. Smooches.
UpVoteAllDogs
Yay! Fuck that guy
Hurrburrt
Unless you murdered a dude.
imapencil
even then...
OneFuckedPony
My landlord stopped depositing my checks and is trying to evict me. If it goes poorly I might murder a dude ;) Cross your fingers