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This wasn't this year's harvest. I just saw a bunch of people posting mushrooms, so I wanted to join in.
Apr 17, 2024 3:13 AM
Zinfandella
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This wasn't this year's harvest. I just saw a bunch of people posting mushrooms, so I wanted to join in.
IG1Fields
Nice morels!
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FunnyPlatypus
This is a gorgeous dress.
Apathyandyeah
ah yes, that's what I'm here for, the mushrooms.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
I've found 17 pounds so far, this year. Although, it was all in the tick infested woods about 20 minutes from me. I'd prefer your situation for location.
voydkastor
I've seen those along the trail around my old job site!
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
wtf do you have a lot of fallen trees or live in a forest
tentaclefriendly
What is the morel of your story?
LittleAzie
@OP How do you cook them up in your neck of the woods? We do a sautee with butter for toppers for meat, and then breaded and fried in butter for stand alone. Also dehydrate to use in things like snack sticks and deer sausages.
Zinfandella
We just saute them with butter and put them on burgers usually
TheGek0h
Even though they dont taste any different, blonde morels are just so gorgeous. Maybe because where I live, they are less common than black morels? Oh well, enjoy your bounty!
pritolus
I did not read the title and assumed it was a video of someone showing off their cool dress. Realizing it's a photo took me longer than I'd like to admit
tinyfootprints
I, too, have collected morels from my yard. I'm glad I sliced them open to clean them because I found a few with snails living inside them. They were indeed delicious (the morels, not the snails, whom we set free)
Zinfandellafriend
Hey dm me. I'm nothereforfood
Bluefasa
Awesome find! I use morels as a trigger for lucid dreaming, because the only time I ever find them is when I'm asleep
mattologist
I've picked these before. Up in the Blue mountains in Washington. So good!
garfieldstwin
I have no morels, so I confess it took me a while to spot yours
TimLordofBiscuits
Splendid fungus harvest! Were these picked in an old forest fire area? That high-carbon humic soil is a great spot to find them!
Zinfandella
Nope, just my backyard. Though we do search areas that have had fires as well :)
mjperk
They are quite small. You should have let them mature more. They'll usually grow to about 2x-5x that size, sometimes even more.
Zinfandella
Not in our backyard. We've tried to let them get bigger but then they just go to mush without growing anymore.
HanseP
Why did you pick the this small, are they best tasting this size?
Zinfandella
They don't get much bigger in my yard. They stop growing and turn to mush.
HanseP
Ah makes sense, thanks =)
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KingXizor
Awesome! All we get are Oysters, Chanterelles, and the rare patch of Black Trumpets.
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AndrewTheLionheart
Once you eat them, they become lessels
nachosyndicate
My favs! Just make sure and cook them thoroughly.
Candyside
I think I've seen this picture before
VentusSolis
@op I don’t suppose you know anyone that sells morels?
Zinfandella
I do not
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
If they grow in your area, just go hunt them. Otherwise, check Facebook marketplace. There will be a ton of ppl selling them if they grow around there.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
some markets do. I found some at my local specialty market. as big as my hand.
apollo1983
I sometimes sell mine to Pierre. Otherwise, i use them for Life Elixir.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
If you're in the Eastern half of the U.S. or Canada and you've got morels coming up, you may well have ramps around as well. They tend to come up around the same time and grow in the same environments. Probably also some fiddleheads to be had.
Elnuggettato
Lightly fried fiddleheads are delicious! 😋
Zinfandella
Mmmm fiddleheads
CocoPuppyFlyer
We find lots of Dryad's saddle ( pheasant's back) same time and place as the ramps and fiddleheads
computekid
Aw well now you're just making up fantastical names. And I'm here for it.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
CocoPuppyFlyer
How about witch's butter , stinkhorn, devil's fingers and dog vomit?
ps238principal
Ah, a woman of loose morels!
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bluegargoyle
Oh, you son of a bitch. I'm upvoting the shit out of that.
CatsIsTheAnswer
1 upvote wasn't enough, so I upvoted another random comment of yours
HillOfBeans
You don’t leave us mushroom to top that.
TheExGreatShibaBeast
I came back to upvote this comment. Well done.
Chefpnut
Melonfish
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bekindtoanimals
Hell yeah!
ICanStopScrollingAnyTime
The first comment I have read today. No need to read more.
erikleorga
This joke wins the pun of the day for me.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
She took it from behind
Noahbalboa82
Mechwarrior719
You seem like a fun guy
LegendaryGarf