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FP Edit:
Keldor is the long-lost brother of King Randor, who is Prince Adams father.
Prince Adam is He-Man.
Skeletor is He-Mans Uncle.
Source: http://he-man.wikia.com/wiki/Keldor
deathventure
The Adam in this canon was a little douche and turned me off to the series.
Inimposter
Oh, so that's why their bodies look kinda the same and they are both muscly
brundelfly
The 2002 reboot was pretty badass IMHO.
Astroraptorskully
.......Hot Dayum.
HermanManly
Yall should read the new Masters of the Universe comics, they're pretty dope. Also Skeletor once mind-controlled Superman and could kill him
HungryPumpkn
I refuse to believe he is not a wonky skeleton with rippling muscles.
Bricklemeyer
What kind of ghetto-ass, lackluster school did you go to??
DarkWhiteWolf
OP! HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?
nolatek
CerealKiller8
Anyone who doesn't like this can http://49.media.tumblr.com/532037de75da182dff0a26664713dd85/tumblr_nr0v9yxTa31uyzpego1_400.gif
andweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1. Duh 2. Duh 3. Duh 4. Cool!!!!
TryNotToPanic
You boob
VultureVeins
Why did my old Skeletor action figure not look how Skeletor actually looks?
CorneliusCornwall
Skeletor isn't his original name
nikiitea
jbaero
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swollenrighteye
IDGAFtheApathetic
bigmrlloyd
Did the famous Paul make this post?
bigdaddyfatpants
darkladyvanstar
6. Before Skeletor had his face born off, he looked pretty damn neat.
ZanderguywithlongnamebecauseitsaidIcantjustdoZander
Neat-o
10tacles
MrsGroovy
Skeletor was hot. Not Splinter hot, but hot.
Tkeleth
Particularly when he got his face burned off...
BYERE
Never understood how childish remakes of campy 80s shows succeed, yet fantastically animated stuff like this, the 2011 Thundercats, etc (1)
BYERE
always get cancelled after a mere 1 season (2)
DoublevBomb
Executives that don't give a shit about artistry behind the scenes. Related: a huge number of things currently wrong with AAA game dev.
neverfinishescomments
I'm liking this skeletlore....I'll see myself out now
IShihTzuNot
Nice.
Dafukmylookinat
I always cheered for Skeletor, the Decepticons, and Cobra. I the fact that all of my heroes lost every Saturday fucked me up... hail Cobra
DickusStarspeedus
Hey me too buddy
migmir
Well hey there psycho
Dafukmylookinat
I liked Magneto best too... I am pretty sure he could kill everyone if he wanted
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
Take your drawers off, and work your legs. Open your ass up like a keg. https://youtu.be/kJdzqtkdfq0
totalwiener
I....
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
Never saw this before?
ProJunior
shake your ass c'mon beastman, shake your furry fur off....I can't it's made of fur.
Iforgetmyusernameeasily
5. Skeletor keeps a life size replica of He-man on his room, it is said he oils it up daily and rubs his body against it.
theportraitssecretinattackmode
PalulukanMakto
No wait that's Cicero
GutsIsNuts
He does have a He-man body double though. This is true. Episode 3 or 4 I think?
Discoduck
http://imgur.com/wt5Okjz
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
I mean, that's true. They will not teach you that in school.
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Treblaine
I now know which books I'll take on my Desert Island Discs.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Well, they should.
Treblaine
This is why America's education is failing the next generation. That and the savage budget cuts.
Kabe59
If teaching this had been DeVos platform, that dumb bitch would have breezed thru confirmation
Pishposhbingbong
Funnily enough, we DID get taught this in sunday school. My parents were devout seventh day Eternian adventists.
nicetomeetme
Not everything learned in school is taught in class
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
"Things they will not teach you at school" has obvious implications and contextual clues. If you didn't pick up on that, I can't help you.
Abracaderpa
That's why schools are fake news.
aleister94
It's Weird that we call skinny people skelator even though he's fuckin jacked
LazyTheAssCat
while you have a good point, I think it's important to consider that his skeletonized face is more known than his mad delts.
almostsomething182
Unfortunate. All his hard work goes unnoticed.
LazyTheAssCat
No wonder he's a baddie.
DudeThatsRacist
Not sure I'd want to go to a school that taught that.
Refmylife
Not sure I would like to live in a a world where schools dont teach that.
mytigio
I'm 100% sure I wouldn't want my tax dollars going to a school that did spend time on the intricacies of skeletor. That's what imgur is for
IFiguredOutExactlyHowLongAnImgurUsernameCanBeAndThisIsExactlyIt
How... how could you even say such a thing?
AlkeneThiol
So much emotion for a skelly
GoofedAllOverYourFace
Why?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
But America.
IFiguredOutExactlyHowLongAnImgurUsernameCanBeAndThisIsExactlyIt
5. Skeletor does a mean OP impersonation
biggoat
HenryDorsettCase
always upvoting consistent imgur-op-gay-paradigm
thornus67
methaddict2
Cky?
OrdoXenosAgent
I'm out
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/HHGNMXG
thelaaaaaw
6. Skeletor has a song made by Lordi https://youtu.be/LJ67ZPrutCg
Howlongmustimakethisusernameuntilpeoplegetannoyedbymylongname
My username is longer
IFiguredOutExactlyHowLongAnImgurUsernameCanBeAndThisIsExactlyIt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nou5wWKKC1w
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
TBH It looks a lot better than average.
hanshotthird
CabooseLuck
Annie no stop
tenderape
Yes. Please no stop.
CabooseLuck
That... That's not what I meant ಠâ•â•®à²
NeverGetsTheNuke
Is that Annie? She was supposed to be the innocent one!
Blitz3k
She's young. We try not to sexuality her
HolyShitZoom
Well, you're not wrong. I sure as hell didn't get develop my shoulder and triceps at the gym.
SassyHipsterShakespeare
yourmomisminenow
NYAAAAA DO PULLUPS NYAAAAAA
TristanPeasant
How deep does the rabbit hole go? (I think you're username is cut short on mobile)
IFiguredOutExactlyHowLongAnImgurUsernameCanBeAndThisIsExactlyIt
IFiguredOutExactlyHowLongAnImgurUsernameCanBeAndThisIsExactlyIt
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
The new update on mobile shows the whole username
DragonsLoveTacosButHateSpicySalsa
AfterReadingYourUserameISpentAFewSecondsPlayingAroundWithACommentAndIManagedToFiguredOutExactlyHowLongAnImgurCommentCanBeAndThisIsExactlyIt!
GrandMasterSassAndTheFuriousFive
http://imgur.com/4RmExNP.png
DragonsLoveTacosButHateSpicySalsa
That's the joke. My comment was exactly 140 characters. ;-)
TristanPeasant
lowcaloriedarkness
mattchew55b
It really bugs me that we elected this egotistical a-hole. Gave him exactly what he wanted.
PangolinWranglin
I want someone to do this to all of his speeches
Soulwindow
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks "sky-dicks".
tarataqa
Where's the happy ending?
lowcaloriedarkness
Hopefully a little under four years from now.
randomusernamenumber2
although there is nothing wrong with premature ejection it happens to alot of men
Catumi
Except in this case nukes could be the tissue.
YouCanFapTo90PercentOfMyFavorites
Rangerbeatz
His name in big bold letter right underneath really helps sell it
WhatTheHeII
What was the context behind this?
KotimainenKayttajanimi
He's a fucking idiot. That's the context.
HaveAnExcellentDay
Well put!
Buckbeak1486
So, stupid question since this about a cheesy cartoon from the 80s: How is he still alive?
shadowex3
wizard did it
linustheman
ConnectionError
'Tussin
drizzt79
He was dying from the acid and made a deal with Hordak who fused him with a demon. That's why Skeletor has clawed feet too.
RideTheStimutacs
And what does it look like under the hood? Does he have a neck? Or an exposed spine that just sort of cleanly enters his trapezius muscles?
QueenAmy
yes!
Icedtorch
never shown but this is the closest to what you are asking http://kringer.chez.com/news/2003/0307/keldorcomiccon2003.jpg
mt77932
A mixture of dark magic and Coors light.
PostNutDepression
So, just unholy dark magic?
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
How does the water help?
onlyhalfghost
It dilutes the horse piss.
SuperTacticalSandwich
So dark magic and watered down dark magic
lordbakumaru
This is from the reboot in the early 2000s. Keldor was hit in the face by an enchanted acid.
EroticZombiePants
We don't talk about reboots of 80s cartoons here.
Buckbeak1486
I know that picture of him in the post was from the reboot, but I was-- still am-- curious about the '80s version.
voxinaudita
It was the same or very similar for the 80s Skeletor. I used to have an 80s He-Man comic book with Skeletor's origin.
Flyndaran
A cartoon where there were only a handful of normal humans. Every hero and villain was a unique species/thing. Eternia laughed at biology.
Flyndaran
Less weird than learning He-Man is half earth human because his mother was a crashed astronaut.
SugarSmack
In the 80s we didn't ask dumb questions! They said hey, this is Skeletor and this is just how he looks! That was good enough & we liked it!
SaveUsPapaFranku
Bahahaha
grimwyrd
Yeah, we were too busy yelling, "By the power of Greyskull, I... HAVE... DAPOWER!"
Alvatore
And using enchanted laserbeams from our enchanted swords to turn our housecats into fearsome battle-tigers.
HoochIsCrazzy
And his name is Keldor
bachterman
k.e.l.d.o.r. his name is keldor!
Ipragaz
The day his face burned was heldor-skeldor
HodorIsADJ
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/heman/images/5/5c/Keldor_sdcc_2003.jpg
HighSlayerRalton
DA NA NA NA!
RideTheStimutacs
Kind of insensitive to call him Skeletor then. It's like calling someone in a wheelchair Quadriplegitor.
FrauBlucher
Ha, lol!
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Well, you'd be hard pressed to get Quadraplegitor to get off his ass to stop that darn He-man.
HoochIsCrazzy
Well he was named by an evil sorcerer-warlord so...
DotheBabyIsaac
I'd buy that He-Man figure.
ElectronicEnggWhoIsBetterThanYou
Half man and the bastards of the universe
bloodtypeinfinity
Half man XD going straight to hell for laughing at that one.
Snotty128
I wonder if he was evil before he had his face burnt off.
emguhraeb
He wasn't evil till the Greyskull Sorceress burnt it off.
emguhraeb
He originally wanted to use the power of Greyskull to unite Eternia and rule it peacefully. The power did not find him worthy and
emguhraeb
The Sorceress used her magic to force home out of the castle. So he's not so much evil as getting revenge on the Sorceress. Another thing is
emguhraeb
I made all of that up.
Gayforbae
Was he into fetish wear before he was was evil?
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Just Goth
HoochIsCrazzy
Well he did summon Hordak from the dimension he was imprisoned him in in return for being taught the dark arts so yeah pretty evil. (1/2)
HoochIsCrazzy
I do think the whole having the flesh stripped from his axis scarred face leaving him with a floating skull for a head probably snapped (2/3
HoochIsCrazzy
Any sanity he had left. Things like that can be pretty traumatic
Ohond
Thank you so much for all of this.
grimwyrd
Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
theweezel69
That was my next question because a guy that looks like that named Skeletor would be weird.
HoochIsCrazzy
Kinda like naming your daughter Cinnamon and being surprised she ends up a stripper
theweezel69
I think Candy or some type of gem stone is far more damning. I think Cinnamon would just never use that and never start stripping.
WhatWaresWouldAWerewordWear
Self fulfilling prophecies man, one of these days you're gonna have a face to fit that name
Fuckfacevonclowndick
Joke's on you, I already do!
theweezel69
Nominative determinism is the official term for this.
WhatWaresWouldAWerewordWear
Interesting, probably the reason why my son never succeeded. Wife and I shouldn't've named him "Failing Fuck McGee"
FumbieNumbie
How did CasualKrakenSomBitch work for you?
MoneybagsMcGee
I think my username is relevant in this thread