ImSaltyWalty
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Just a suggestion...
snfjnfjdbdksbcj
This is madness sprinkled with brilliance
CoffeeIsTasty
#8 we have places like this in the Netherlands. When you go to a coffee shop; instead of getting coffee, you get high.
Cere4l
ive never heard anyone call the place you get coffee a coffeeshop exactly because of the coffeeshops selling weed... :p
CoffeeIsTasty
Yep this is true. But technically they still are actual coffee shops
thumpingcabbage
these look like Trump's new executive orders
littlepenguinologist
These have a little more forethought put into them
ethanpanda101
Almost all of them are complete shit. I smell orange Cheeto powder.
ExTechOp
Reverse lottery: I'm sorry, you had 13 incorrect numbers in your coupon, you now owe us 36M$
WhenItRainsItPours
Isn't #24 just the Hunger Games?
Duckshavefeathers2
As far as I'm concerned, contestants in the Olympics aren't forced to kill each other
WhenItRainsItPours
But like.. I'd watch that
Zahnradfee
Go watch it from the inside then.
samsonguy920
Bear in mind that first came the olympics in Ancient Greece, and then Rome improved on it.
Sauroctonus
Yeah, but Rome didn't just do yearly contests, they had regular arena fights. Though many gladiators were like celebrities.
Sauroctonus
They even advertised companies with endorsements, I believe.
samsonguy920
Exactly. They improved on it. Who wants to wait a whole year?
NerdN1
#18 There was a game that was a funky take on Little Red Riding hood. You're told to stay on the path. If you do, you get a boring end. >>
NerdN1
If you wander, you can find some creepy things and some darker endings (implied rape, etc.) It'd called The Path.
PandAnomoly
Haha I was looking for this comment. That game was horrific if you succeeded with each girl...
pickleprincess
Yesh, thanks!
samsonguy920
It's underlying message was of a girl's path into womanhood.
Ayylmaoman
Wasn't it also they got raped?
PandAnomoly
Only one of the girls experienced that, they each have a theme: identity, trust, childhood, trespassing, rebellion, ect
TerraformTrent
Funny, there's another game like that called Dreaming Mary.
scruffymarcher
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SirusKing
Vasectomies are not reversable after a few years.
Heywhatcouldgowrong
Why is nobody wanting to see a video of #4?
InfernoTerra
Alighierian
"NO! PLEASE! DON'T KILL ME YET!" 'That won't wo- wait, what?' "Don't kill me yet, haven't finished eating this bag of kernels."
magicpocket
As someone working in EMS.......I support this.......
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Scene from the back of an ambulance: 'Dude, you're not gonna make it. Sorry. Quick, swallow these!' Flash cut to end of 'Real Genius'
justyourregularpileofgarbage
If you go through an autopsy, don't they empty your stomach?
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Alighierian
"Oh gee, there's a knife in my stomach. Kinda ticklish, I say."
jqdao3
I dunno bones crackle and pop in the fire too.. Not sure if muted popcorn sounds from inside your body would make much noise
TerriblePokemon
Worked in a crematory, it's better if you have friends stuff your pockets with fireworks. It's startling when the machine sounds like 'Nam
TheLordTachanka
You say this like someone actually did it... Please tell me someone did this.
TerriblePokemon
Yeah a Chinese guy. We didn't check his pockets before he went into the machine.
TerriblePokemon
You always check the pockets. Money, dog tags, booze, drugs. I have actually said "Are you smoking that dead guys weed?!"
Blue5679
Yes someone did but I don't have the sauce
TerriblePokemon
i witnessed it! also pacemakers explode like a gunshot
Blue5679
I just remembered you worked in the cremation business
samsonguy920
Just gotta keep a bag of microwave popcorn in your pocket
SovereignPhantasmia
I'VE GOT CANADA IN MY POCKET
TerraformTrent
But what if it saves you from the gunshot?
dracomageat
Then you buy another.
turk187
mona lisa is TINY and painted on wood. this would only make it more difficult to put a ball through it
samsonguy920
For karaoke's sake you best hope so.
titsassorgrass
I wish I could add on additional likes for each awesome idea in this post. #dumplyfe
ExoticFister
Similar to #31 I think Tinder needs a Super dislike button so you can let someone know there profile is bad and that they should feel bad
IneversaidIworkedhere
If the Mona Lisa gets wrecked by a baseball, should we still move it around the Louvre?
TakamiStitches
Doesn't have to be the original Mona Lisa.
tomyironmane
use a reproduction for anything that can be damaged or destroyed.
AllBoobsAreGreat
Im all for the hack one, virtual-penetration, im gonna start using that from now on instead of hacking
shadowkit13
Breaking news: Yahoo's deep digital-penetration has been repeated in subsequent years. How deep? Like the black abyss.
Rivalyn
Well... it's painted on wood, so it would do some damage but would mostly stay intact. Unless it hit the crack and finished the job.
Drzhivago138
How old is the wood, though?
Rivalyn
it's over 500 years old, chances are actually pretty good that hitting it anywhere would shatter it.
PonyMadness
I'm not so sure about that. Baseballs aren't exactly soft and considering the length of the field, they travel pretty damn fast.
MybolognahasafirstnameitsBAMBI
Fastest hits are ~120mph off the bat
Desertp1
They have to put a ball through it, though.
thegraphiteknight
Unpopular opinion puffin: of all the art of the time period, I think the Mona Lisa is very overrated.
ImAChiquitaBanana
written descriptions from many years earlier that described the painting in a very over-sensationalized way. (2)
sillybananas
that's not an unpopular opinion
TMP5
is there an anti-unpopular (basically sarcastic version of that one) meme pic for those kind statements?
sillybananas
http://memeguy.com/photo/104851/enough-with-unpopular-and-popular-opinion-memes-lets-have-an-opinion-owl-for-all-opinions
TMP5
ha! thanks!
sundaymondayhippyday
ImAChiquitaBanana
Fun fact: The reason the Mona Lisa is so popular it was stolen and no one actually knew what it looked like except for one or two vague (1)
parkanov
there is no piece of art in all of human history that could live up to the amount of hype and memeing that the Mona Lisa endures
ChasePoppins
It's fame is more a tribute to it's creator than it's beauty. Leonardo spent most of his free time practicing sword fighting with splinter.
ImAChiquitaBanana
When it was finally found, the hype just stayed around. (3)
thegraphiteknight
I didn't know this! Interesting!
ImAChiquitaBanana
a janitor who worked there. He didn't think anyone would notice since it was such an unremarkable painting (paraphrased of course). (2)
ImAChiquitaBanana
The whole thing is really interesting. I had to shorten the story here but it gets really silly and weird. Like the guy who stole it was (1)
Sprixxen
That reverse vasectomy one is like something a Nazi party official would think of. Of course SS officers and top party members are exempt.
Moustari
The Danny de Vito and Brian Ronalds were the best ideas.
TheTitsOfThisGuy
Danny de vito as frank doing the little red riding Hood
ConnorsDadimprettysure
14 is asinine. After vasectomies, the body begins absorbing the "lost sperm" which creates antibodies leading to Sterility. Reversals are
ConnorsDadimprettysure
NOT guaranteed even in the short term. Any longer than a few years, the likelihood of fertility reduces further.
samsonguy920
Well you best not dilly-dally getting the money together for the reversal, then.
ConnorsDadimprettysure
Lol 3 kids is enough, sir. I voluntarily went under the knife.
IAlwaysFavouriteCats
Coming from a place where fetal alcohol syndrome numbers are quite high, the high school graduation criteria would be great.
IAlwaysFavouriteCats
Though there's the issue of access to schooling and keeping people from dropping out here. Third world country ftw.
Smagalicious
I would have to agree that #9 is one of the best ideas on this list. Also, increase the graduation standards a bit.
IAlwaysFavouriteCats
Well, since we need like 30% in math to graduate here... yeah I agree.
samsonguy920
Until people pass a law allowing diplomas for lesser criteria, like being a born citizen. Bread and Circuses.
CairoLen
#9 Sir, have you been drinking? I'm going to need to see your high school diploma.
animatic
Precisely.
ZachPutland
That would finally give anyone a use for that plastic graduation card they gave us
NitroSizer
#16 hacking is already more of a slang word. The business term is Penetration Testing. Or Pen-testing in short.
bawbalicious
Thank you, scrolled down for this.
onlyhalfghost
Penetration testing is literally testing, though. You do that to your own security to find the holes.
NitroSizer
Like @vendan said, its the only good response to give. And if we are very accurate the term is actually Cracker, but the media got(1)
NitroSizer
that all mixed up with hacker which means "creative problem solver"(2)
Vendan
Yes, but it's still fun to tell people "I'm a penetration tester" when they ask what you do!
onlyhalfghost
Definitely.
Jmard
THIS POST MADE ME FORGET I WAS IN USER SUB
basball6969
I gotta admit, there's not one funny or interesting idea in here. So yea, still user sub.
Jmard
Shhhh, let people enjoy things.
Drasticflow
OnePingOnly
Ha - me too. See you on FP
Jmard
I have altitude sickness
c3ry
ImSaltyWalty
Glad I can provide quality content.
7mirrors
I will one day steal this quality oc
KonaDarbles
ODSTsRule
Ohhhh you nailed IT!
ZyroFalcon
FloppyTheFighter
#14 is just cruel tho
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
Since our global population is skyrocketing 2/2
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
Forcing that on a child is cruel I agree, I don't necessarily disagree with the idea of compulsory birth control for both men & women though
FloppyTheFighter
Yeah, condoms are good. But completely removing someone's chance at having a child is just harsh.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
while this method isn't viable right now, requiring a conscious decision for having children is not that bad.
FloppyTheFighter
Called a condom xd
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
You'd be surprised how many kids are the result of broken condoms / people not caring.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
#14 is fucked up, imagine if you said that but about women or hell even both sides of the coin. I get the sentiment but... No, just no
cleverbeans
So many deadbeat dads... just... so many...
MistressLyda
Yeah, removing the fees for sterilization (for all), and offering free/cheap banking of sperm would be fairly viable though.
DeeCee21
[insert whynotboth gif here]
orthodoxorthography
Well, it would clear the migrant crisis right up in like 10-ish years
wzarya
i mean its not like the rest of the post have any good ideas
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
doesn't it become irreversible after a decade or so anyway?
musicninja985
You would be correct. Western civilization would be destroyed by the policy if it was ever put in play.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
maybe if it was chemical and we could have an "off/on switch" for it, but then, pharma would pull a Shkreli and jack up the price
musicninja985
Even if we could it would be entirely immoral and unethical. Mass sterilization and eugenics are a recipe for disaster.
retgarr
What are we not understanding about "crazy ideas"?
inpuredeceit
It's a terrible idea. Condom use would plummet and STD transference would increase.
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Elonth
boy do you not know how fast biological sciences advance.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
When I made my original comment I thought it was just unethical, now I realize its unethical AND impractical
WallieWhale
cause fuck poor people thats why
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
I think what it's getting at is should you have kids if you can't afford to care for them properly? Look at all the kids that are starving.
sweetlikeachicacherrycola
I've always thought it was a great idea for both sexes, but reversing it is free once you decide you're ready. No accidental kids!
Ringshadow
And yeah, you CAN reverse a "tied" tubal, but "tied" tubals have a chance of failure (not a high one), so yeah...
Ringshadow
I've had a cut/burn tubal ligation. Tubals are VERY difficult to reverse. They're as close to permanent as you can get besides hysterectomy.
CairoLen
And super painful.
Muffdiver9
Because having your cords cut feels like getting a blowjob during a bubble bath.
madeleine61509
people already get worked up over circumcision which is 95% aesthetic. genital mutilation against their will is inhumane, no matter what the
madeleine61509
2/ reasoning. plus, STDs would skyrocket because everyone would be like "i dont have to worry about babies so who needs condoms??
sweetlikeachicacherrycola
I dunno, I'd much rather a bunch of people running around with herpes than with herpes AND unwanted/abused kiddoes.
madeleine61509
well read the first part of my comment. forced genital mutilation is inhumane, even shit as cosmetic as circumcisions
ChickenChickenBurningBright
#1 means that $10k distributed over all entries is the only winnings. 30 million powerball tickets are typically sold per drawing. So...
AirplaneNerd
Yeah, i'm not sure OP understands gambling. Or statistics.
antrocks
To be fair, you don't really think 30 million powerball players (well, less, unless everyone only buys one) can afford to spend $10k per?
ChickenChickenBurningBright
They don't have to be able to afford it since they're almost guaranteed to get a payout. It's less risky than day trading.
animatic
What are they doing, putting the ticket on layaway?
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Exactly what day traders do, they borrow the funds to trade because they think it's a guaranteed payout. If a reverse lottery made sense,
ChickenChickenBurningBright
There'd be a huge industry to loan money since a payout is almost guaranteed
ChickenChickenBurningBright
expected winnings are 1/3000 $, or 0.034 cents. with a 1:30 million chance of losing $10k. why would anyone ever consider playing?
cleverbeans
So we need ~200 losers of the 30 million to make a one cent profit? Lets ramp that up to 1000 and all get rich on nickels.
Ilnor
So you just sell 10 tickets per reverse lottery
Bhelkweit
11. It's easier is you use 11.
JayEnfield
They already have that. It's called Russian Roulette.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Then you have a 1:10 chance of losing $10k. Again, no one would play. There's no balance point where you would feel like you won't lose but
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Still have a reasonable pay out. All payouts with acceptable risk are shit.
GaaraOfDaFunk
***1:9 if only 10 tickets were sold... HOWEVER there would then be a 9:1 chance of winning $11,111... still not a good payoff though
Ilnor
eh you're just greedy, people risk 10k to get 11k all the time
aquamaniam
Im indifferent about football, and #27 really speaks to me.
torinschaos
The winning team gets the 1st pick OR gets to take one player from the loser. Most teams have at least one star worth stealing.
coolaggro
I suggest they change it, the two worst teams play each other and the loser gets the #1 pick. The winner gets a really low pick
BigBadBillyBoy
Both teams desperately trying to throw the game?
ClothoBuer
Pro Bowl? No more, now it's the Dumpster Bowl.
ZachPutland
That's a terrible idea. What we actually need is a football B-league. Bad teams go there, the winners make it into the NFL
Ringshadow
I support this being a thing for all sports. Inverse Championships.
samsonguy920
I look forward to seeing a game between the Jaguars and the Lions
SonicEuthanasia
Except the Lions aren't even close to the worst team anymore. 2 teams almost went 0-16 this year alone.
ClothoBuer
Give them a couple seasons, they'll back at the bottom soon enough.
SonicEuthanasia
The Lions have Stafford, a top 10 QB in the league. 49ers, Browns, Bills, and Jags have no QB and no draft QB prospects. Lions are going up.
Counterfit
49ers ditched Chip Kelly, though.
ClothoBuer
This is a team that finds new ways every year to disappoint their fans. I should know, I was one.
ClothoBuer
And the Lions have had Stafford since they went 0-16, and still have yet to survive the wild card.
samsonguy920
And I am reminded why my enthusiasm for football has cooled down a lot.
Counterfit
The Browns would be in it almost every year.
samsonguy920
Not lately. Not sure about this latest season as I actually didn't follow it, but the previous one the Browns did better than those two >
Counterfit
Heh, heh. The Browns barely avoided going 0-16 this year.
samsonguy920
> losers I mentioned.
SonicEuthanasia
The last time the Browns finished with a better record was 2012, so no, that is not correct.
SonicEuthanasia
Also, since 2009, the Browns have only finished better than the Lions once. Detroit had been to the playoffs 3 times in that span.
RealCommanderShepard
Chipotle and Aristotle isn't pronounced the same??
Jezz84
it is in my world pal - bottle of chipotle!
RealCommanderShepard
Yeah I always thought it was supposed to rhyme with bottle :S
dnebdal
Well, he was called "Aristoteles" (Ἀριστοτέλης) and that's his name in most other languages, so ...
Janthran
actually, yes, but uneducated people say "eris-tottl" instead of the correct "eris-tote-lee"
Orepucer
You're a condescending cunt if you're being serious.
Janthran
i'm a classical literature major
Orepucer
You're still being condescending. I don't give a damn what your major is
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
arguably, both are wrong. his name was Aristoteles.
somekindafuckingidiot
heard that was a rumor.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
English speakers just voluntarily choose to mangle Greek/Latin names.
McMasterx
Wait, are you being sarcastic or serious? I've just seen another comment asking the same thing. Chih-Poet-lai / Air-iss-tot-tul
szepasszony
I still can't figure out how to pronounce Chipotle like Aristotle
McMasterx
chih-pot-ull
sweaterrarium
Don't forget, not all the imgurians have English as the first language
JordD04
Chipotle is Spanish and Aristotle is Greek.
sweaterrarium
but we're discussing their pronunciation in English
asm80dfa8sdfj
Oh jesus, that's not how you pronounce Chipotle. Chee-poht-lay
scruffymarcher
Maybe he's Australian because that's how I'd imagine an Aussie to pronounce it
ZOMGNO
What the fuck IS chipotle -Kiwi
AreThoseMyPants
Wait, "poet" as in (Edgar Allan) Poe +t, or as in the poem-writer (Poh-et?)? I'll just say "Chee-pot-le" and "Ah-rees-toe-tell-es".
GrandmaSlappy
Nooooooooooooo it's Chee-poat-lay, "poht" is pronounced like it rhymes with boat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqLTU-f0Jvg
GrandmaSlappy
"Air-ess-tot-ull" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fb9OvePqHQ
whothehellareyouanyway
#23 is wrong. The long year at the end of 1000 years would only be 607 days long, not 615, because century years not divisible by....
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
So the Solar System is slightly ... defective? By definition a day can only be a day long and a year exactly a year, so it must be the /2
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
2/ ... planets that are wrong. Funny how Nature don't do dat.
ToxicCupcake79
Longbowgun
This was the very first thing that popped into my head, too.
FlashcrySamurai
Just skip a whole year every 45 1000-year cycles. That'll be close enough.
whothehellareyouanyway
Can we start now? Can we just skip this year?
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Meanwhile enjoy a millenium full of seasonal chaos. Have Australia enjoy a Christmas season in the cold for once.
ZOMGNO
As a Kiwi.... MY GOD. The decorations our Northern Hem friends send us would make sense on the tree! THE SONGS WOULD BE REALISTIC
ItsJustCole
Shudddddup
hitlersamputatednut
I bet you're fun at parties
UptightCargo
Yeah, but think of the tax returns!
GucciBootlips
why not make it every 1460 years, there will be 730 days. 2 years in a year
thisisthefirstoneitried
He probably knows that, but this is a crazy idea!
justastudent
Nerd
GhostofCain
Cunt.
whothehellareyouanyway
And proud! :-)
BannedAdviceForLife
Username checks out
UsuallySpecial
It's more wrong than that. The point is to keep the calendar in sync with the seasons; if you leave it 1000 years might as well let it wrap
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Actually, it's to keep our calender correct to actual years. A year is 365.25 days long, we just ignore the .25 until the 4th year
whothehellareyouanyway
I'm just talking about the math itself. The seasonal synchronization is a whole 'nother problem.
UsuallySpecial
Double extra wrong :)
spx39
I was looking for this comment. Glad at least one person realises that 23 is a terrible idea
realbrickwall
Because you're spoutin some obscure but correct shit, here's some fucking source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_leap_year
whothehellareyouanyway
I didn't realize it was that obscure. I thought pretty much everybody knew that.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Nerd
Luvvie
Nope.
realbrickwall
Nobody has seen it as personally applicable knowledge for the past 50+ years so no it hasn't been taught to many people
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
All I've ever been told is that we have a leap year every four years. I had no idea about the end of century common/leap exception.
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
But, I wasn't alive in 1900, and won't be alive in 2100, so it probably doesn't really change anything for me.
whothehellareyouanyway
... four are not leap years. Example: 2000 is, 2100 is not, 2200 is not, 2300 is not, 2400 is, etc.
GodApollo
Lol nerd.
reik483
Fun fact: 2/29/1900 exists in Microsoft Excel, but if they fix the bug it'll break every spreadsheet currently in existencd.
o11c
Also, 1000 is not a multiple of 400, so it would vary.
OfficialJoeBiden
r/theydidthemath
jcw99
Also it would miss the point of Leap days keeping the seasons right.
Omegon404
I dont think the seasons can even keep the seasons right let alone a single day
imeanYUUUGE
PerrinAybara564
Every 100 years there are 25 leap years... 2000/4=500, 2100/4=525
whothehellareyouanyway
No. 2000 was a leap year. 2100 will not be a leap year because 2100 is not divisible by 400.
PerrinAybara564
I was mistaken, I just looked it up.
PhilStone911
whothehellareyouanyway
Spellcheck: I meant to say "century years not divisible by four HUNDRED." Sorry. Typo.
tomyironmane
I was about to say... they're ALL divisible by four.
YukonGold
Now it makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.
iamamitten
I was about to rip into you, but that clarification really saved us both the time.
Ryebread91
Does ryan Reynolds have a Imgur account? He needs to see #17 can someone forward it to him otherwise?
JakunJa
Is this the beginning of an important movement
realbrickwall
Plot twist: he wrote it.
Bisright
It's one of those things that would be funny for like a day.
ZachPutland
Imagine all the middle schoolers wearing Brian Ronalds shirts from Hot Topic because it's so random xD
ElecTech
Twitter
Kysimir
I got you, beau. -
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
Great! Now somebody who speaks complete English try
Kysimir
apercent
Yess
shmekie
Complete with spelling error! +1
Kysimir
animatic
I forgot Eyore's voice and used Droopy's. :P
Ryebread91
Thad be funny to watch them with their voices switched.
AluminumMuffin
You must follow up broh
Kysimir
Ive done this like 5 times; I follow up every time they reply... :-/
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
So we just need everyone with a twitter account to tag him. That excludes me, because I don't have a twitter. Sorry.
Ryebread91
I just did as well
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
Um...are we not going to talk about the ficked up forced sterilization of 14? Everyone's just...cool with that? Alright.
Iteki
I'm perfectly cool with that actually, but I'm a weirdo with a lot of VHE-adjacent ideas.
AMacGyver
That shit sounds owellian as fuck. Not a fan.
ProgeriaProstitutes
Everyone is fond of owls though
AMacGyver
Wow, I can't spell before 7am, apparently. Orwellian.
ProgeriaProstitutes
haha, I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
RainbowUnicode
Yeah, we don't need to do any more unconsented modification of genitalia than we already do.
OrionRed
Ben Bova wrote about a mad-made virus to do it to women.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
They actually do something like that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Prevention
zarkonnen
Yeah, that's fine. Also make it that only male, white, christian land-owners over 35 can vote. :P
cleverbeans
In principle it sounds terrible but at the same time I know a lot of deadbeat dads...
retgarr
Well the title does say that the ideas are crazy.
LoveTheShiningWire
I think that's a good idea actually.
RagingSlab
Jeez, unwad all yall's panties! It's a hypothetical idea...a joke...for a laugh.
Muffdiver9
And yet not funny and way too close to how some people actually think.
TheRealHermioneGranger
This to me was the equivalent of men thinking women shouldn't have the right to choose. Same degree of fuckery.
Elminster001
Keep children from having children.
goldensky
Nah, I'm cool with it. Then again I have no instinct to have kids and I think we need to cut the human population by like 2/3.
Zahnradfee
No, I was horrified, because there are real political forces who want to make it so that only the rich have children. A party in my country>
LoveTheShiningWire
No I just don't want poor drug addicts popping out children like rats and then collecting money for it & starting the next gen on criminals.
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
Yeah, fortunately we value universal education and protection for the poor so that people don't settle for such unrewarding lives. Oh wait.
LoveTheShiningWire
Zahnradfee
even asked about financial aid for sterilizing alone traveling refugee minors and we strongly suspect that the thought behind this question>
Zahnradfee
was the racist assumption that these kids would go and reproduce which this party doesn't want.
almostsomething182
It was all moving paintings, and bug splatter games then BAM sterilization and eugenics.
TerraformTrent
Is it incredibly wrong and awful of me to approve the idea of eugenics? I know the Nazis experimented with it, but the Nazis had other ideas
ElecTech
Not just the Nazis. The US program was pretty strident, started earlier, went on for longer and was the basis of the Nazi programs.
almostsomething182
Eugenics in itself isn't a terrible idea, but forced sterilization of every male is definitely far from moral.
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
Yeah. If you think you have the right to dictate who should and should not be able to perform basic biological activities and needs based
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
On your own preconcieved notions of who is and isnt "worthy" of passing on their genes, then yeah, you're a bad person. No one gets to
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
Decide that. It's basic biology, not a decision. Especially not one to be made by those who think they know better than those they sterilize
cleverbeans
It's not awful. It would be awful to approve of forced sterilization or genocide. Wanting to improve the human gene pool is totally fine.
TerraformTrent
I think if we had an established, well-thought-out eugenics plan, we could actually help prevent overpopulation, economic issues, etc.
FBIhere
2 citizen, which not very many people can get behind.
FBIhere
The idea of eugenics itself is fine, but no matter what you do, it comes with the baggage of taking away personal freedom from the average
cleverbeans
Three-parent birth can address reasonable genetic concerns without sterilization. People are self-selecting to not have kids now too.
chiefs86
I would be totally fine with that. Imagine a world with ZERO teenage pregnancy. The only men who would be fathers would be people who...
NotTodayNotYesterday
Then, why not offer it to women foremost? Or, do guys really think they have less autonomy than the one whose body the child is in?
merlinious
I see what you mean, but vasectomy's dont always work, sometimes the tubes reconnect. Second, reversals are like a 50-50 chance to work.
merlinious
2/ and reversals efficacy quickly drops with tume.
Applefaces
Thanks for explaining what we all understood it meant
chiefs86
Well no shit, Sherlock. The guy I responded to wanted to talk about it, and I said why I thought it'd be good, not bad.
Muffdiver9
Imagine a world where both partners took equal responsibility. Tie every woman's tubes and only untie them when she makes 10k.
LoveTheShiningWire
Tying tubes has a multitude of health issues where as a vasectomy has very little.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
They downvoted a fact...
Muffdiver9
They downvoted it because in both cases permanent sterility is highly likely when left for so long, which wouldn't be a little issue.
chiefs86
(2) actively want and pursue the opportunity and the privilege by being able to afford a good life for their child. Would be great.
NotTodayNotYesterday
Yeah, unless they've raped the other person and intentionally hoped to burden them with a child. This wouldn't be great at all
ButCanHeDoItOnAColdRainyNightAtStoke
The concept is fantastic. The process is sexist/oppressive to the n'th degree and unethical. Besides, people still cry about GMO... 1/2
ButCanHeDoItOnAColdRainyNightAtStoke
...So you can guarantee a world like ours isn't ready for such controversial planning. And there's a high chance someone has a better way.
chiefs86
(2) But, you're correct, the dumb talking heads would deem it to be racist when Chen and John could afford kids and Juan and Ahmed couldn't.
chiefs86
Well, it would, without a doubt reduce birth rates, but IMO it could, after a time, spark a cultural change in our entire world.
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
Not your call. No ones call. You dont get to decide who gets the right to basic biological functions. No one does. It its not a decision.
chiefs86
(2) IMO, while it may not be the most moral decision we could make for our world/species, I think it would be beneficial and healthy.
ElecTech
Hmmm. So why just men? How about just women instead? Better yet, why not both?
chiefs86
Hmm, I'm curious to see if you're pro-choice. Your argument could also be "You don't get to decide who gets the right to live or not."
PerrinAybara564
#18 is almost literally Undertale
RichyR
There's a difference between edgy and scary.
PandAnomoly
ever played "The Path"? it is literally the premise.
TerraformTrent
Dreaming Mary, a cute indie horror game that's innocent if you play it how the game tells you, but you find out more details if you deviate.
TerraformTrent
Those details are very, very dark, and all of those awful things are still true in the good endings. You just ignore them, not accepting it.
TheOneGuyWithAReallyLongUsernameThatSeemsToJustGoOnAndOn
Especially when you get to the true lab
HD226868
"We interrupt your regularly scheduled RPG to bring you a horror game."
goldensky
Nah. Undertale is about nonviolence, not about not deviating from the norm or expected path.
Efreeti
I'm super disappointed that nobody has mentioned Eversion. http://store.steampowered.com/app/33680/
AzureKytia
Yeah, a friend told me about this idea in Discord. My first response was "So... Eversion?" Such a good game; I wasn't aware it got on Steam!
Efreeti
Yep, the original version was free, the one with slightly improved graphics, non-copyrighted music, bugfixes and a 3rd ending is 5 bucks! :)
Matryoshka524
. For all the suggestions
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
. for all the games suggested
NobleSavant
But it's really not. Killing people is a pretty natural response.
NonCottonCandy
and there was this tiny flash game with trading cards, but I can never find it :(
ZachPutland
Maybe related to Selector Infected WIXOSS? That's an anime about a trading card game that gets pretty dark
Earan
Also Hatoful Boyfriend, kind of
GrandmaSlappy
Yes, thank you!! Well, also that game gets dark whether you like it or not.
sideswipeBL
I was thinking Pony Island.
RobBobertyYT
Except the creepy path is the only path isn't it?
ZacMuerte
yup. about halfway through with all the new graphics and everything. Very pretty and all that.
dankarooni
god pony island is so good
Requieminfernum
Reminded me of Eversion.
RSFS17
i was thinking westworld
scruffymarcher
.
CaptainBrainius
And here I thought Undetale had no set path
Janthran
there's a normal way to play through but if you go genocide it gets pretty spoopy
CaptSalmonBoy
Undertale has no set path, the fan base is just super bitchy about how you should play the game.
Terminal56
I think the only way to play it properly is to play it without any knowledge of the actual game
PenisOfDeath
This, but that's hard to do now. Also, the game towards the beginning heavily suggests going pacifist.
ThatInvaderGuy
I was actually thinking The Stanley Parable.
RetConMan
I bought that game for my friend and he said he played it but he never even beat it.
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
Haha, same though! You have great taste!
ShotgunFiend
Me as well. The ending with your "wife" got me all kinds of fucked up.
FuchsiaHamSandwich
...
flawlesssoul
Stanley wasn't sure about the users on imgur - not because of the bananas, but because they kept talking about his life as if it were a game
CaptSalmonBoy
Stanley wasn't too sure what he should do. He could go deeper or he could stay on the surface. Stanley decide to go into User Sub.
yplon2
Stanley then realized UserSub was not a place where he could find nude pictures of women. Stanley felt mislead and dissapointed.
LordAzerius
I read all of these in that narrators voice...
onemilliondollars
..i said go through the right door..
Zombraina
Oh man, I wanna play it again but I'm gonna get that fucking Go Outside achievement.
Elroydb
You can adjust your computer clock to get that >_>
Zombraina
It's already been 3 and a half years, I'm not quitting now.
JMPerez920
What is Undertale and where do I buy it?
DickMercenary
Don't bother. It's Stylistic Suck: The Game.
PerrinAybara564
It's on Steam, usually fairly cheap. Avoid the fan-base, and play the game on your own terms
chiefs86
To add to what other people have said, the fanbase is literally Tumblr personified. Avoid at all costs.
nozerohero
Also on gog for sale right now. (Good old games)
ViviRouce
It's on steam, also Undertale.com
DinosaurERA14
You play a little human girl trapped in a world full of monsters you can take different routes based on how you handle situations and fights
DinosaurERA14
You can kill everyone and do the genocide route or be nice to everyone and take the pacifist route or do a mix, all the routes are fun
rares215
I thought the main character's gender was up to the player to decide?
HD226868
Technically it is, but who cares?
ZachPutland
I've played through 4 times, never done any neutral ending. Am I missing anything?
OneTrueSaviour
Nah just a phoncall that's different depending o what you do, which you can find on youtube
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Some of these seem like great ideas, but why in the hell do you want to outlaw karaoke?
Felderburg
No one says the person who made the idea wants to... it's all up to the ball player.
datagreed
Because it sucks obviously
JohnVaddic19
Dunno why you got downvoted, karaoke sucks shit
musicninja985
Karaoke doesn't suck. The egotistical, talentless drunks suck. I've heard some great singers and the absolute worst on Karaoke.
JohnVaddic19
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Come around to my house and listen to family try to hit the high notes. Trust me, you'll understand why.
ImSaltyWalty
I bartend karaoke night, it can be terrible. Bad singing, needy people, low tips.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Strange. Maybe it's because I never did karaoke in the US?
GuiltyDispleasures
So glad I'm from a country where singing is a national passtime. Karaoke nights are great - most can sing well and the best get coupons. <3
doublethumbed
OP hates karaoke and is a pizza delivery driver who has always wanted to go to North Korea.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
What's your drink special for karaoke night? It makes a huge difference
Superchief86
Of course it's bad singing. That's the point. No one likes the wanker who can sing well, doing it just for attention.
whoopsiedaisies
Lots of mixed opinions about this I think
TheWayADrillWorks
Is it just me or do the same dang songs end up on karaoke lists? Maybe I want to sing Cygnus X1 Book 2, you don't know me, stupid list
tomyironmane
They never had War Pigs
Equreuil
Bartender at the casino I work at hates karaoke night. "Fuck karaoke" is like the Wednesday night motto
cleverbeans
As an impoverished, tone deaf, bad tipping man who frequents karaoke with friends and only drinks water I'm just realizing I'm a real prick.
notme222
Low tips? Do people order less because they're focused on singing instead of drinking, or is it just a stingier crowd?
cleverbeans
The group I went with a few years ago only had one or two people who drank anything other than water. Poor area though so milage may vary.
ImSaltyWalty
It's usually a 1/3 drinkers, but you can't be shitty to the others because they're usually all friends.
Mankytoes
Karaoke sober sounds terrible. And that includes the staff, I guess.
rsc137
Been there. Outlaw that shit.
ImSaltyWalty
Sometimes it's awesome, but it mostly sucks.
IrradiatedBec
#MakeAmericaGreatAgainByBanningKaraoke
MechanicalTurtle
DanglingNuts
Thanks SeaHitler
almostsomething182
Not to mention forced vasectomies on infants. Seems a little... excessive?
Aquilarden
And yet circumcision is the norm in the US...
almostsomething182
At least it doesn't take away the primary function of the male body.
blackbirdlore
The real issue is that vasectomies aren't as reversible as they like people to believe. Percentage of reversibles is surprisingly low.
tomyironmane
... seems blatantly sexist. John Browning says you won't be doing it to any of MY relations.
sweaterrarium
Quite a few nations are used to cutting children penis flesh actually
almostsomething182
Snipping the vas deferens is a little different, little more invasive.
lovelygoatmilk
I don't think anyone is outlining a new society here
goldensky
Vasalgel makes this possible and I'd be entirely for it.
ImIsStranger
I actually think that's brilliant
TrebleNightingale
It's not a good idea, as it also would render a man unable to go throughs puberty, without testosterone they can't mature properly.
TrebleNightingale
Nevermind the fact that a reverse vasectomy procedure is not always successful, thus forcefully rendering someone unable to have children.
musicninja985
Vasectomies can't be reversed after 5 or 10 years old. The tissue breaks down. Side note: Better tie the lady's tubes shut as well with 1
almostsomething182
Oh, and they occasionally reverse themselves.
musicninja985
The same rules. We are supposed to be a free and equal society after all. What is done to one must be done to another. 2
greentights
Tubal ligation is invasive surgery, vasectomy is out patient procedure
musicninja985
Clarification: the tissue breaks down after 5 to 10 years regardless of age.