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Aug 31, 2017 9:51 PM
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DanTheStanMan
I thought it was a catfish, but I'm from Denver. As far as I'm concerned, there are 3 kinds of fish: salmon, catfish, and crayfish.
Iloveallthenoods
Did he grant you your wish?
captaingrump
What a fucking idiot, if he had just left it in his party it would have evolved into a Garydos at level 20.
renegadeballoonman
I don't really give a carp
AsianHawk
Carps are like the Humans of the fish world. They adapt well to most environments, over-competes, and destroy the ecosystem.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
... and then he evolved into gyrados
Chereazi
When your date from last night won't leave on their own...
thebigsteezy
I carped my ponds
Datsinginguy
That big carp is gonna kill everything else in your pond bro. Everything.
AncientPostNecromancer
That species is used for vegetation control
theitinerantnaturalist
@themajesticharpyeagle the comments tell you to kill invasive species w/o telling you that native fish get killed by mistake due to this
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
True.
VajrapaniP
its bleeding...it wont make it far.
27yoUGLYvirgin
If it bleeds, we can kill it!
defnotwinning
Your mom is invasive but I let her go back
BananaHammock9
It ate Martha
NeverBlameMe
If it loves you it will come back.
CorneliusCornwall
Don't worry fishy I'll save you
IComeFromALongLineOfDeadPeople
Give this man a burmese python and a map of the Everglades
theitinerantnaturalist
@monitorchick
Sky7821
Okay, this is a grass carp, technically non-native, but they are sterilized and released by the state to control aquatic plant growth.
Sky7821
They will not have the same harmful effect as most other carp species
MetalPsychologist
What the carp is he thinking?
Lurkingoff
Holy carp!
NotADodgeBallCannon
Damnit! You stole my line! I'll have to settle with "What the carp!"
DarthRevan810
Why not eat it!?
27yoUGLYvirgin
Yeah, my home is flooded, literally everything is destroyed, I'm gon make me some 3 foot carp now, got nothing better to do.
sahdad
Carp are not tasty.
HPCmonkey
Fish is chill as fuck even once it gets back to the water.
Nicalanius
Cause it’s about to go invade the shit out of that pond
thomoSparkleBandit
That looks like a man made lake though. Maybe it's not being "released into the wild. " hmmm, don't know.
lovelyleelamb
Might be in Texas a lot of creatures are coming out of the works.
thomoSparkleBandit
Oh, true true.
IamJustinSane
Carp a diem.
jvillager916
Oh carp!
therew0lf
Carpe Diem.... seize the carp!
BoogiesOogie
=I don't need to take a test to tell you that I do drugs"- Pig Pen
therew0lf
And then release said carp, apparently...
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therew0lf
I believe so... it's from a show, can't recall which.
therew0lf
Just remembered: the movie "Out Cold".
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BoogiesOogie
I love that movie.
therew0lf
It's basically a snowboarding comedy version of Casablanca. With Zach Galafianakis, Tom Lennon and Lee Majors. It's awesome.
tmutrmn
what are you doing with weeks worth of FOOD?!?!
tmutrmn
serilousy ?
altPOTUS
For those unaware, if you catch a carp, do not release it back into the wild, kill it. 95% of all carp species are invasive and will destroy
Danheartsmemes
Aka Koi for some people.
bradyb99
Don't worry, it looked like it was bleeding pretty bad from the gills. Meaning it probably died soon after.
Actrox
Uhmm Country dependent
BigBadWulf
Think that fish is toast anyways.... Looks like it's pumping blood
theitinerantnaturalist
That said: do make sure it's a Carp. A lot of native fish, including many endangered species, look like carp
MediocreStories
Your anus
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
That is terrible advice, and inaccurate.
billdozer86
Is this a carp? I don't know my fish.
EveryonesCousin
They're not awful to eat. You cook them on a cedar board, then you throw the carp away and eat the board. Pretty good.
JupiterJedi
Andytasteslikecandy
Truth
richardpleasums
That looks like a Grass Carp. To my knowledge they are sterile. Asian Carp-Silver-Bighead are the invasive ones.
joeldeluxe
Grass carp are genetically triploid and help manage excess vegetation in ponds. That fish is large/older, and eat plants like a lawn mower.
SciencemasterofGinaz
That's incorrect. Grass carp we're believed to be unable to mate outside their native range in the 1980's but that was inaccurate.
SciencemasterofGinaz
Were*
CaptRandom1290
THAT'S incorrect: triploid grass carp are sterile and cannot reproduce, which is why they are stocked to control vegetation
Neverknownbutalwaysremembered
this is actually a grass carp, they are actually great to have around as they eat algae and other weeds that constrict lakes and rivers!
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Please stop giving stupid advice you read on Facebook. There's more than one species. This isn't the bad one.
SciencemasterofGinaz
This is a grass carp, which is an invasive.
CaptRandom1290
In Florida triploid grass carp are stocked and illegal to take or harm, so beware of blanket statements like that
soupie04
Even Magikarp?
rhodesianridgebacksrule
But it's the ciiiiirrrrrcccllleeeee the circle of liiiiiifeee
TheCorporateMudkip
Carp that big are why they are one of the few fish you can bow fish. They kill a lot off good fish that you would actually eat.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Bow fish.. what is bow... wait. BOW?! Damn.
JordyDeath
...you can't eat carp?....why?
CthuluIsMyHomie
You can, I just wouldn't
d0o0o0d
They're edible, but they're bony and don't taste very good. I hear they're popular in China, tho.
BerntheVote2020
A lot of bones, little and big. It's hard to get good fillets BUT we've eaten lemongrass carp and it was delicious!
Tentrees
Carp taste like what they feed on. For most, that's sucking the bottom of the pond.
LurlineLumpkin
What should he have done if he's not going to eat it? Kill it? Serious question.
ohtheshameofit
Man I think about that every time I see this clip.
pitcher17
That was exactly the thought I had while watching this.
katniped
Mine was more on the lines of "fucking carp" because they're not even good eating. You just have to kill them.
altPOTUS
They are if cooked right.
katniped
Nah, man. They just taste like mud to me, no matter what.
FlatPlutoSociety
I don't know much about fish. Is this a carp:
PeterMerkin
The one one the Bumbo will destroy your wallet.
DashaNicole
No. Please don't kill this fish
altPOTUS
the ecosystem of the pond/lake/river you release them into.
SkepticalFriend
The POA stocked carp in local lakes for them to decrease the vegetation, they are now starving the other fish and the lakes are barren
BadNeighbor2
Yes! They're the reason I can't catch any smallmouth at my usual spot anymore. Grassies and them damn Asian carp!
BoringOldBastard
In Florida genetically modified carp are released by the state to control vegetation. It is against the law to kill them.
sweggergoat
Source?
hobbitbandit
Lives in the south.
BadNeighbor2
I doubt that. Bow hunting grass carp is a southern pastime
BadNeighbor2
Yeah you mean Asian Carp. This is a grass carp which was introduced to control aquatic weeds. We need to eat them when they get that big tho
SciencemasterofGinaz
Grass carp are from Asia and are bad invasives.
BadNeighbor2
And they've chased away all the smallmouth from my usual spot :(
meresin2718
Are they not edible?
theitinerantnaturalist
They are
zma123456
Asian carp especially. They are destroying the Mississippi River.
mabas9395
Um, isn't that a bit racist. #allcarpsmatter
VamonosZapatos
They are also good at multiplying. I'll see my self out
zma123456
Well you know they got fish school down there
BunnyGoesHopHop
Yep, the fight right now is trying to keep them from swimming into Lake Michigan. It would devastate the great lakes region.
JeffreyDohmerWithAnO
Where in Lake Michigan? Because they're already rampant in/near Chicago.
BunnyGoesHopHop
I know they are being kept at bay around the dams.
Tentrees
Sadly people don't realize asian carp, unlike most carp, are REALLY DELICIOUS too. If people knew, there'd be none left in the water..
TKeels
May I ask how you cook them? Maybe a recipe?
Tentrees
About any way you'd cook a white fish, if you can get your hands on them. Lightly fried fillets ARE an option.
ViktorKovacs
filet then lightly fry
altPOTUS
so you are saying to make a lightly fried fish filet?