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I'm not her, stop sending nudes please
Feb 7, 2018 5:05 PM
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I'm not her, stop sending nudes please
Landsjelly
I hate grey squirrels, because of them there are less red squirrels and 8 years living in this country I've still not seen a red squirrel
rvcaptn
Best edit ever lol
PewPewPewPenguin
If you’re not her then that makes you the squirrel. You are the squirrel, right?
LOlivingVE
Is it Monday or something?
rolandandhishawkdavid
barniehansen
It's the hair color.
193chjk
Yeah the title is in a quote folks
EdwardLongshanks
/a/dPABb
JosXII
your title is misleading then, your own fault!
oooSophisticatedMama
She's just a small town squirrel, living in a lonely burrow
ManInTheBox21
Congrats on the rabies! ????
Compendyum
Haircut trends are getting out of control
YouHadMeAtAsian
It’s not @OP send more nudes!!!
ChicksDigTrucks
So this is what Shirley Manson's been up to since that Terminator show got cancelled.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Skrillex is looking a touch less emo than I remembered
eadgbe42
Don't wanna get nudes, but have no problem posting other peoples shit for fake internet points...
atmospheric
@JustASquirrelyGirl
Gurenlagnnn
Thats her! Flood it with noods boys
whosagoodboy92
seriously op how many nudes have you gotten so far?
pareidoliaperson
How to divert dickpic fast lane to your inbox.
reclusivegiraffe
she’s just a squirrely girl... livin’ in a squirrely world... she took the woodland trail headed to the drey
therobisaur
In a squirrely world.
CrazyCatLad
I befriended a squirrel once!
...I almost ran over him on my bike, swerved and then he starting climbing me.
Metallica93
[hyperventilates from the cuteness]
Sneezerdoodle
"I'm not her, stop sending nudes please" jesus imgur is creepy
RobErtE87
they're like rats with bushy tails tho.
Scrotality
Rats are cool too
Appel99
I know, aren’t they adorable!
floatationman
Until they get in your attic and start eating through your ceiling drywall. Less cute.
Appel99
Are you Gotta do is feed and house them and they’ll stay out of your attic
Nahuelco
I love how the people in the background as just as happy.
turnedbadafterlindadeefiasco
Yah thats all good until you realize the old couple and the squirrel are all probably dead by now......
PoppaBigBear
The description is a lie! Send him more dick pics!
OfficialBirdFacts
The squirrel isn’t ‘bonded’ to her. It knows it can easily get food from her and has lost its fear of her.
harman825
Sounds like they bonded. Unusually. But still bonding
jsktrogdor
Have you never been in a relationship before? That's what bonding is.
ConradPerson
Which means it will ultimately bite some nutless passerby.
luckylonk
Sounds like my dog.
ssssssssam
We have similar hair and that's all I have to say thanks
tangybreath
Oh awesome! I have a question. What's your plan when you decide to grow out your hair.
ssssssssam
I'm actually not sure I haven't thought that far ahead, because I have really thick hair and when it was long >
ssssssssam
I wasn't happy with my appearance. So I guess I'll just keep styling it short until I have the urge to grow it out again
tangybreath
Oh ok. I just feel like youd have to buzz your whole head when you decide to grow it out. Its why i havent done it. But it looks awesome
SierraTM
Nah you don't have to. It looks a bit shaggy until it fits behind your ear. The girl in the picture here has it a bit too far for that. ->
SierraTM
They "should" go up from where your ear is, to where the rounding of your skull starts. To each their own of course but I personally think->
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
ImitationBrand
Little boy! Hey little boy! I’ve got some candy for you!
ThatOneMusicGuy
I can grant you wishes!
IAmOliveMan
We can make you fly
ThatsFantastic
This is the funniest scene in the whole damn series.
AllRicksAreJerrys
Aww geez.
CaptainPawfulFox
You fucked with Squirrels, Morty!
Lischu
In Helsinki there's an island with very tame squirrels. They have become very aggressive towards people feeding them. If you run out of 1/?
keksitse
Yea, don't feed the squirrels
Lischu
nuts they will attack you. And squirrels also eat meat. 2/2
ClimbThemCrimps
I believe it. I started feeding a neighborhood squirrel and he started getting a bit aggressive about it. Would wait for me to get home>
ProphetChuck
Yeah, I had a similar problem. He'd scratch my windows to shreds and break into my room for food. Attacked me as well, had to punch it.
ClimbThemCrimps
That's terrifying. Ours tried to do that, thankfully we had weirdly resilient windows screens.
ClimbThemCrimps
Lischu
Yeah. Squirrels can get scary. They look all cute and fluffy but they are true predators underneath!
McTerminator
Easy solution, rat trap and peanut butter....done
AuraOfSouls
"I'm not her stop sending nudes pls" So you're a points whore getting your just reward?
KumAtMeBro
Not really, the title was written in quotes, implying that OP isn't the person who originally wrote it.
nocturnalgenius
You know that's like 3/4ths of this website right?
docmuteki
Cartoones
SometimesThisSometimesThat
Nilowame
I Remember that show, it was great. I remember Johnny's voice being annoying though.
GuessWho7197
Best episode was the one that Hulk guest starred in
Nilowame
My favourite was when She-Hulk temporarily replaced The Thing. Great cameo, she was really hot too.
gospelplow
What was the name of this show?
Nilowame
Fantastic Four: World's greatest heroes
Nilowame
Made by: Moonscoop. My heart weeps for the memories of my childhood. If you like FF: WMH. You should watch: Code Lyoko.
Sodatwigg
We need a Squirrel Girl movie
AdmJota
Ryan North / Erica Henderson style.
Takavos
No we dont
cntdn
tbh Marvel could probably pull it off
robboscouse10
Well you'll just have to make do with her in a TV show.
TastyBrainMeats
Metallica93
We're getting a team up movie with her, I do believe.
Cronck
Omg the person who posted this isn't her! SEND MORE NUDES! LOL
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LapisSea
LapisSea
Whazitooyah
All I see is, "I'm her, nudes please"
Khrome
That'll teach him to repost!
Mockingbirb
digitalist1
How bout don't.
counterintel
Facetaint
That's what they fucking get lol
KrisL187
cancerriddenlung
Nah. Keep sending them. @op secretly loves them
PoopholeAintALoophole
"secretly"
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Well it is opposite day afterall
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
No wait thats hump day. Eh close enough
probshouldntsayitbut
That is why you give the source ya thief!
ColbyJackCheese
He put quotation marks
BortymcBortfeis
Not good enough
alejandromer
Dogisthis
DrSchmolls
The unsolicited nudes thing is weird, when people ask for it whatever, but it's exposing yourself to a random stranger. If these people 1/2
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
It’s basically exhibitionism.
DrSchmolls
Did that in real life, they'd get slapped with a harassment lawsuit and put on the sex ofenders list 2/2
ThailandExpress
Who says the pictures sent are that of anyone lol OP proves that here ;) Here's me last summer
efhawthorne
Nudes sent!
DrSchmolls
Yeah, don't care, if you sent that to me out of the blue, I'd still find it weird and creepy.
ThailandExpress
fair enough, just remember to take your skepticism with you when you surf. Imgur probably 90% fake lol
Kaysmira
I'd assume it was some kind of catfishing scam. Always assume it's some hairy dude from India who wants your money.
Owlberightback
That’s why I drove away from a McDonald’s. Cute girl wants my card? Had to be a hairy dude.
IlliteratetheTurd
Could someone kindly explain squirrels being accepted as cute than other commonly disgustingly considered rodents?
Hubb
rescue rangers?
woderwoman
They were chipmunks you heathen!
Hubb
close enough
IlliteratetheTurd
I'll explain then, their habitats mostly -probably. Which effects their breeding and more importantly their feeding habits.
IlliteratetheTurd
Mice come to eat rubbish at your house,oh, and plague.
Pangs
City squirrels are daily trash scavengers.
IlliteratetheTurd
I never thought I'd talk about squirrels this much, like ever. I know nothing as well. Conclusion, squirrels mind their own business, 1?
IlliteratetheTurd
People talk about them on an international platform without any biological or zoological input. Fucken rodents are better than human species
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Big bushy tails I imagine.
IlliteratetheTurd
Thank you zoological side of Imgur
Flyndaran
Cute is too subjective to easily define. I find many rats cute, so I can't help you here. lol
IlliteratetheTurd
Apply statistics then may be? Considering what people use words to define might help, as in a rat is a huge rodent that would fight you, 1?
IlliteratetheTurd
If you come close to it's nest and arbitrarily considered gross since they live in filth. Where mice could be closer to domestic life and 2?
IlliteratetheTurd
could infest households fearlessly. Squirrels on the other hand lives on trees, still eats rubbish but because of their shiny fur 3?
IlliteratetheTurd
more likely to be considered 'cute'. There's a sociological variable as well, in any media mice has been depicted as a source of disease, 4?
HandsomeJackBlack
Big bushy tails are cute. Squirrels are cute, but they're assholes. One harrassed me for like a month after we repaired a hole in our attic
HandsomeJackBlack
And the squirrels on my college campus would sit in trees and wait for people to walk by so they could drop nuts on their heads
HandsomeJackBlack
And if you have dogs or cats, they will often prance around taunting pets and laughing as your pet gets mad.
IlliteratetheTurd
Campus people, same all around the world. One can't help but think, who trained them though.
IlliteratetheTurd
Arsehole can't get close enough, they're cunts. It's a fancy rodent with less intelligence but more attitude than a rat. You needed a fox.
HandsomeJackBlack
That fucker would sit in the tree and stare at me through the window and when I would look it would attack the fucking window
IlliteratetheTurd
We all watched Rick&Morty I assume, squirrels are running the government. Serious though, did you try to intimidate the cunt?
HandsomeJackBlack
Yes we went out there with a pellet gun and shot at him. Then he would just run away when we went outside. He gave up after a few weeks