Cat wingman

Feb 27, 2018 9:33 AM

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Cats can't be trained? Oh really?

Give that cat some tuna! They've earned it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That cat might be Hugh Hefner reincarnated

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat knows what's up

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

OK but why was someone filming her back to begin with

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The guy filming may or may not have gotten some shit for it.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I kinda just wanna see the rest of her

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You’re not the only one. :)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Kitty wanted some milk

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

oh that’s just messed up ????

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

this is why you double-knot, people.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Exactly! I mean sure the cat was a dick but I've had humans do this. Gross.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, just end the video when it's getting exciting you moron.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 7

his alter ego

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm just gonna record this woman in a swimsuit and hope something happens"

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Are you saying that this is staged so someone can attention whore? Never.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good kitty, just like we practiced

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Username checks out

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how come it's cute when cats do it, but when I do it I get arrested?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 10

I always knot my bikini ties because I'm so paranoid of some jerk pulling a "prank" or some playful kitten attacking the strings.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

It's just a prank bro.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

And who is this?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The delayed reaction on the women makes one think setup. Also the fact that camera was set up recording this.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Well trained kitty

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Oh but when *I* do it it’s creepy. I get it.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 10

Serves you right for not being a cat.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That’s not the first time I’ve heard that... bygones.

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delet dis

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

What, you don't like E.T. Trump? (E.Trump?)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

My man, I mean my cat.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

No human, you are mine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

wat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat ass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't leave me hangin bro

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I’ll always upvote Lennie Briscoe! =-)

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I miss Jerry orbach

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So do I! He was an iconic actor...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

later that day...

8 years ago | Likes 1986 Dislikes 3

like a glove

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This is fantastic! I hadn't seen the fistbump segment! :-)

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Cat wanted some nip

8 years ago | Likes 1216 Dislikes 12

Yeh but that kitten found himself nipless.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kitty wanted some titty.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

nips

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Cat-nip.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Heh heh alright v

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

I'd fill that with my gigity goo

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i bet harry potter wishes this cat was his patronas

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Hermoine didn't expecto his scrotum

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

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Spread the batwing over her mouth like Bane. Wingardian Leviosa

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(That's not good...)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Does Alohomora work on bra straps?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Accio bikini top... ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No form of magic works on bra straps. Dumbledore once tried so hard he went gay afterwards.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Well, Dumbledore has a long history of manipulating wands, so that might not be only because of that.

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