A collection of my favorites folder from this site to get you through the day

Feb 2, 2022 3:12 PM

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Opeth-Ghost of Perdition

Sunfyretv

Wednesday my dudes

Have a day
Here is the previous dump:
https://imgur.com/gallery/kSYtU1e

Poor Connor.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't know why Opeth and Maiden are randomly in here, but I don't care.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thought that farmer was going to get eaten right on the spot.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Some are stupid funny, but the one I will always remember is the last one. Thanks OP.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Solid dump, just the right amount of metal too.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#29 "WHERE TF WERE YOU I'VE BEEN WAITING"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why did this get zoomed in and made portrait?

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard at the screamo happy birthday. Good family for laughing at it.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The dad seemed to have had it though

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, Adventure Time is still a fuckin' acid trip! Lol

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#7 I'm envious if this kitchen! One day I'll get something like this I hope!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 had me in stitches

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's good, but the kid did NOT like the yelling by the end. poor dude just wanted to go for a pack of candy cigs.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

German sounding lady is girl hitler! #Goteamventure

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just rewatched the entire show. God I wish there was more

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"happy birth..." *SMACK* take my upvote +1

4 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

This guy looks like Pete Davidson and Ray Liotta's lovechild.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#24: What’s the kid say? “At least I don’t ____ stripper pole”

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

#3

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

this is how you put a handle on an axe blade. it's pretty cool stuff.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha. "When you're removing the potato, don't touch the knife blade."

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 That is MY ARM! I made it in my tummy for nine long months and it is MINE FOREVER WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME BEFORE YOU MESSED UP MY ARM???

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I don't get the idea that tattoos are taboo. You'd think he got tats of something actually evil the way she was going on

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and that "don't you wanna get a real job" line is precious too- whatever line of work Conner is in, his mom wanted something else

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's the biggest fucking potato i've seen since attending vocational school

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#23 then what? THEN WHAT?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now I have to google Iron Age pigs

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I need more information on the potato one

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Inertia is an objects ability to resist changes is direction. Tato has inertia, knife w/ whack causes it to go into tato. Inertia keep 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 tato still as force acts on tato. Friction keep tato from falling down knife. Whack on knife overcomes friction. Mo whack, mo tato up.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 That Adventure Time episode was deeply upsetting

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OOOKKAAAYYY BYYYEEE. IM NOT COMING BAACK

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That episode if adventure time was an allegory for sexuality and masturbating. Lol. It's also a banger, really gives you and insight >

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

> into finn's mind. Penn Ward is a master of telling a story through subtext. Just watch midnight gospel.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 aww poor thing. Immediately knew it made an oopsie.

4 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

Really 100% the humans fault for giving that huge bone in the house and having breakable tchotchkes on a coffee table in range of huge bone.

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Absolutely. The dog better not have been left to believe that it was in trouble.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#11 that was a good fucking show. went to it with some homies and shrooms

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What band is this? I must know!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Opeth and shrooms? I'll fly over next time. Goddamned!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Opeth yeah?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Opeth

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Just commented I saw them open for Dream Theater once. Not only are they incredible creatively/writing wise they (and Dream Theater) are 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the most technically skilled and flawless musicians and performers I've ever seen. Not a single note, beat, or harmonic skill missed.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why metals fans always have to tell if they have seen the artist playin live?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lots of music fans of all genres do that... Why do you care so much that you had to comment? That's FAR more pedantic and pointless.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just curios - hold your horses chap

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw them in Spokane, they were up before job for a cowboy. Seven Townsend cancelled and Opeth got their slot too! 2 hours of Opeth. —

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was fucking amazing. Saw a bunch of their quiet stuff after Mikael’s amp died, and a roadie was getting his backup. To bid you farewell!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or Benighted. I learned the first minute or so of that one

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah they are. I love prog metal

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1

4 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

I appreciate that level of dedication to a joke.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Nice

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet the mom is regretting not taking the time to write "don't" correctly.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I'd love to see the absolute white hot bollocking this lad got after that stunt.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's a gem.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#1 lol Moms gonna Mom.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 15

This isn't normal momming, though. This is like mom x-treme, which is a little much.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Not really. She'll be fine in a few days once she realizes that society really doesn't care if you have tats anymore. Especially in America.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Never met a mom, I see. Hell, my mom is STILL pissed over the "ratty" haircut I had in college in 1994. I'm not even kidding.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's projecting her own issues onto her son. That's typical, but not how it should be.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Are you kidding? The only reason most of us have kids is to have a place to deflect our failings and insecurities onto so we feel better!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ha! Im going to go ahead and assume you forgot the "/s". As a product of that parenting, I can say that it sucks

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never forget the /s. I just make jokes and if you get them you get them and if you don't, they weren't for you. I don't label them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That isn't momming, that's freaking out over a non issue.

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 8

So a fairly common mom thing to do

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Freaking out over a non-issue in this way is a non-issue. Everyone's laughing, mom is temporarily upset. It's fine.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

like moms some times do.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

Mine never did. *shrugs*

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

that sounds exactly like momming

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

(this was your reminder that if you have a better relationship with your mother, you are fortunate and should not take it for granted)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Logical or not, tattoos on face, neck, or below elbows are still detrimental when applying for many jobs.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

lol it is almost like people forget dress shirts exist.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like face, yeah. But I'm tattooed everywhere else and remarkably employable in advanced trades.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Face, sure, but below elbow hasn't really been a thing to worry about here for years.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Certain areas and industries are much more conservative than others.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don't know where "here" is, but I was part of hiring interviews recently and watched 2 candidates be eliminated for wrist and hand tattoos.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gothenburg Sweden. It might be a thing in some careers here, but I see all kinds of people with tats, businesspeople etc included.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 Jesus Christ, someone get this fucking Karen some Xanax

4 years ago | Likes 292 Dislikes 24

And explain to her that, regardless of what she thinks or what her "standard" is, that adults can and will make their own choices.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

The pan to the glass of chilled white wine was just like… yep, that’s exactly what I expected to see from her. Trying to wipe it off tho…

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some parent's will do anythign for their kids, except let them live their own lives

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Im glad that most of us, unlike her, live in 2022

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

Wow you people really need therapy if this video is triggering you. Sorry mom and dad hurt you.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Not sure why ppl are so hard on this mom. She is having a cute little mom freak out about tattoos which is kindof typical.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 18

Screaming/crying at your adult son about a small tattoo he put on his own body is neither cute nor normal.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

This video is so old...i wonder how he's doing.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She's having a goddamn tantrum.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 7

Yeah the whining and stomping and trying to wipe it away reminded me of such a toddler.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

She looks & sounds like my mental ill mother minus a Boston accent. Both can't handle adult children making adult decisions a/b their life

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 9

She's just a middle-class mom having a bit of an episode. She'll be fine.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

Get her a box of Franzia and she'll be OK.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Size of that kitchen and style of it, marble island that big is a bit above middle class. At least where I'm from.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What even was the tattoo? Clearly it was just the newest one that got her in a wine induced frizzy.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

It was a seashell. Like "Shellby".

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It wasn't what the tattoo was, it was that it can't be hidden in short sleeves, which for a certain generation is a no-no.

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

lot of judging here... we dont ever see the tat clearly, so what if it had a swastika bang in the middle? is her reaction justified then?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 60

She never objects to the tattoo itself- she is having a conniption over its placement on his arm.

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Lol complaining about the placement of tattoo rather than it being a fucking swastika

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It's a seashell, she asks why a seashell

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

no, it is *not*. the seashell one is the one *above*, that is clearly said in the video.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if the person who got t-boned by a drunk driver was a pedo? We can do this all day

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The point is, there's people literally commenting "i hate this woman so much". Hate? Really, *HATE*? Those people are part of the problem.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

And you thought you'd clear that up by suggesting there may be a swastika tattooed on his arm lol well alrighty then, see how that works

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Knee-jerk, highly opinionated judgement with but a tiny shred of information on a social media website? Unpossible.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 23

and the people pointing out that bigotry getting downvoted? sheer unheard of.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Well the answer to this question is in the video he clearly didn't bother to watch before commenting so there's that

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

She is attempting to reconcile her ideas about tattoos and her ideas about her son.

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

She isn't trying at all lmao.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

she is. She's panicking about her son's future. she's got the wrong idea but she's trying. She'll get over it.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She is just raging and not trying to accept or understand him at all.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate this woman so much. She's probably a good mother, judging from her sons and husbands reaction, but by god is that shit triggering me.

4 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 19

For real, pretty sure I have trauma from dealing with family's weird and vague ideas about getting a "real job".

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

for people that age, tattoos outside the shortsleeve work area was a huge nope when getting jobs

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

My mother lost her mind when I got my finger tats. I had to remind her that I make more money than she's ever been paid despite my tats.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Well, like I always say "Get with the times or get in the hospice."

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

So how many tik toks do you make a day?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 26

Hahaha

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I work 50 hours a week and can't dance. If I could pay my bills by making TikToks, that's where I'd be.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I see you've chosen hospice

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#1 the father doesn't give a fuck. he just knows how to keep a united front for peace lol

4 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

That mom needs to drop another Xanax in her white wine. Damn.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lol you need a therapist if you have mommy issues that bad.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Yea I don't understand the tattoo hate, specially the "you wont get a real job" part. I am an office manager, lots of tattoos no one cares.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I doubt I'll ever get one, but I don't judge people based on if they have them. (though I might judge on what it's a tattoo of)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Older adults grew up "learning" that only losers or druggies had tattoos. They truly don't understand that ink is more accepted now.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yeah the amount of doctors, lawyers, and engineers with tattoos would surprise people. You're usually in long sleeves anyways.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

see, back in olden times, tattoos, particularly visible, signified you were either involved in gangs, had been to jail, or make bad decision

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In olden times we also had nazis...oh wait.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

olden times not being ancient times, when tattoos meant you were a warrior

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a half sleeve on my L forearm and pieces ah a sleeve on my R forearm and my gram was so worried I wouldn't ever get a good job.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i totally misread this, thinking that you got L and R tatto'd on your forearms like "ah, that's a good way to help you remember"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

???

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got hired as a physician extender in a week respected orthopedic group, and they are 100% okay with my ink. My gram was gobsmacked.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She thinks my ink is very pretty, she's not against tattoos really at all, she was just worried about how it would affect my quality of life

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

people natually default to the last memory of how [thing] was when responding. it's usually a very good thing - mentally effecient

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0