ConsciousSuperposition
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Nov 13, 2018 3:41 AM
ConsciousSuperposition
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highevolutionary
Or just find yourself a girl with multiple personality disorder and aim for the jackpot.
jewishmemezz
get her to change genders and you’ve got 4
trpbritguy
Well, my wife goes on and off with the glasses, I fucken hate it!
LongEaredGaloot
My ex wore glasses, too. But with her other personalities it was like dating 6 women. Daily anticipation as to who I would be dating today.
ProbablyHolly
2 women 1 troll and don't forget about the extra personalities.
madknitterlady
This is so accurate it almost hurts.
Rifneno
Why the hell would I want twice the drama?
IMayNotReplyToYou
As they say, one hand in the bush is worth two in the bird
belindashort
Wow
ericruff
Date a woman who wears clothes...
sam816
Straighten up her lips and add a number.
I0VE525P00GE
My ex had curly hair and a straight wig. Getting a BJ when she was wearing the wig was fucking amazing
thomerow
What's with her mouth?
coetez69
Tell her to stop doing impressions of ducks, it will seem like three girls
ElonMusck
poop on the butt and then you can worship satan
satansrapists
I like this guy
ElonMusck
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Flowpaux
CaptainWolfsburg
I have a strong urge to throw bread at her.
Ultimatedoger42
Dude lol haha
VierasMarius
Before you throw anything remind her to duck.
Jaykyub
Weird flex, but ok.
jakeinthehood
Distrill
SgtPepper131
So that's what she looked like before the boobjob
Distrill
not actually her in case you thought it was, the girl in the gif is a look alike.
SgtPepper131
I figured
Theprincessbride
Who is she supposed to be with the glasses on?
Distrill
mia khalifa, your welcome.
Theprincessbride
And whom might that be? Thank you
Distrill
type it in google and behold.
DrSharkbite
Zodiacc91
Big ass foreheads.
bem5823
Big ass-foreheads
ajackaljackalitsajackal
God that was worth the wait ?
baronramsey
that other girl is a freak
BaldVinnie
oh god. This was great
aquamanleftmetodrown
is this the new meme in china?
SpikeTheGoat
Well, old now. But yeah it was a thing for a while. Also lots of with/without makeup vids on YT showing such a drastic change.
IShouldBSleeping
Lmfao
DrMainstream
If you're fantasizing about dating other women, maybe just do it?
Insomnia297
Are you saying I should just act on my fantasies? Because the doctors keep telling me not to.
Jellyrabbit
Ye and if you wanna be rich, just go for it. People are lazy sometimes smh...
azuureth
I'm fantasizing about dating A woman.
galspanic
Sometimes fantasies are best left in the realm of fantasy.
alman1234
Nah, 1 is too much work already
dragoon7
How?
LanceSackless
Poly
sugarycoated
break up with ur gf
losboccacc
yeah compound probability is brutal, finding a girl that is open to threesomes is hard enough already, finding two is hard^2
SilverSwearsalot
You'll need a club, a few sturdy hessian sacks and a van
Wapusk
Why didn't you list that with our assets in the first place?
HULKSMASS
stop believing humans are monogamous
tsjamiefrench18
Speak for yourself. Trying to date multiple people is a nightmare.
HULKSMASS
or a dream come true :)
slotheroll
Brenzoneftw
KILL THE HOBBITSES!!
Dedeurmetdebaard
Jacky Channing Tatum.
Neomechavoltron
Keep your secrets.
stiner282
Hmmm unsettling
PlusHooks
TheRicM
Shave Dappelle is one of my favorites
Eldibs
Zooey Davechappelle -
SuperBeetle76
Fuck I can’t stop laughing
Eldibs
Jackie Channing Tatum -
Eldibs
Kim Kardashian McKellen -
VerySmallRocks
Wow. This is my new favorite concept
BlueSpaceLizard
SadHedgehog
All of these make me uncomfortable.
FutureDelayed
*4 women
fbutt09
What about when she has those crazy mood swings every month? *5
KifCj
Thank you!
Tunisia
Can we try hair down, glasses on?
Hawker180
Yes, math checks out!
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Toqueman
one with glasses and one without
AbeoLogos
Makeup+no glasses, makeup+glasses, no makeup + no glasses, no makeup + glasses.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
No glasses+ make-up, no glasses w/o make-up, Glasses+ make-up, Glasses w/o Make-up
tiikuri
If you put on the glasses yourself, that's like two more. Right?
MrPoopyButtholesLeftNipple
I like how you think.
SearchingInProgress
I like your username
cantkeepmydickinmyshorts
ull love mine then
IMayNotReplyToYou
cantkeepmydickinmyshorts
lmao
Califoxxycation
Get her undressed and make it +1 guy.
tchoukiwalimou
the cake is a lie !
xVVitch
She has a penis?
Ketheres
Insomnia297
What, like actually?
yolobitcheswastaken
He*
AnythingMuchShorter
PENIS DOES NOT DEFINE GENDER! or so I'm told. I kinda feel like it does but it's wrong to feel that way, I'm told.
KayRaven
It's not wrong to feel like genitals define gender. It's wrong to insist on it despite someone else's feelings about themself.
Insomnia297
I don't get why people care so much. I live in Thailand and lady boys don't try to change what words mean, they just live.
LittleAngelTgirl
You are correct genitals don't define gender.