CommandPrompted
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Feb 13, 2018 9:32 PM
CommandPrompted
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OldCraft
To virgins and lesbians, thanks for nothing!
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
Here's to the fires. Not the fires that light the shanties, but to the fires that drop the panties.
ThomBombadin
Here's to honor. For staying honor. For keeping honor. And if you can't cum in her, cum on her.
beastiebunny
Drink like Dwarves, Smoke like Wizards, Sing like Elves and Party like Hobbits.
Drawintron
My favorite. "We drink to your coffin. May it be built from the wood of a hundred year old oak tree that I shall plant tomorrow."
Bigragu63
I have the perfect wife I could not ask for more, she's deaf and dumb and oversexed and owns a liquor store
SithShodan
Here's to fighting, cheating, stealing, and drinking. If you fight, may you fight for honor. If you cheat, may you cheat death. 1/
SithShodan
If you steal, may you steal a wonderful woman's heart, and if you drink, may you drink with me!
NAHssiah
Here’s to the bee that stung the bull that started the bull a-buckin, here’s to Adam who stuck it to Eve and started the world a-fuckin!
riftventdweller
How does this post have MORE favorites than upvotes?
anabanana42
Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends.
kungfusansu
Here's some shampoo because we couldn't find any of the real stuff
fakeeric
To panties. Not the best thing, but right next to it.
MacheteBettie
This one's for Honor... To gettin' on'er....to stayin on'er, and if you can't come in her, come on'er!
NotToBeTHATGuyBut
Here's to living single, seeing double, and sleeping triple.
HowardMoonsHotpants
'To reposted bullshit'
HelpMyWoodchuckJustBecameTheAntichrist
To the stork, which brings babies; and the swallow, which does not.
jhackofalltrades
That's awesome, so awesome ^^
MontanaBanana
“There are small ships and there are big ships, and there are ships that have sailed the sea...”
MontanaBanana
“...But, the best ships are friendships; so cheers to you and cheers to me!”
dummpaDay
Here's to rattlesnakes and condoms, I don't fuck with either of 'em!
willamjr
May the gods keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds.
OldCraft
To the 3 types of orgasms: the positive ones (Oh yes, Oh yes!), the religious ones (Oh God, oh God!), and the fake ones (Oh @OP, oh @OP!
PutThePRNDLinD
"Here's to nipples. Without them breasts would be completely pointless."
smaybear
SrAfolife
“Here’s to you, here’s to me- and to girls who lick us where we pee” -Wayne Gretzky..... Michael Scott
cheekybuttcheek
I have a shirt with this quote
Justkillmefirst
chitterflex
To friends and lovers. F*$* the others.
FormerRoustabout
To friends lost and friends found.
paulpounder
Well well well how the turn tables. - Michael Scott
MarcusSense
.........Turn...
rubysoho801
Here's to pussy and gunpowder. Live by one, die by the other. Love the smell of both
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
I'm using this one
Beepity
Death by pussy. Well it's an impressive way to go, at least.
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.
UrbanGhost
Here's to the breezes that flow through the treezes, that lift up girl's skirts past their neezes!
clydeman420
To the spot that pleases, that teases, that spreads diseases. Down the hatch and up the snatch. Did u know the second part?
UrbanGhost
I've heard it, couldn't remember it though
untrugby
Here’s to fire, not the kind the ignites and burns down shanties but the kind the excites and brings down panties
V1adimirPutin
Here's to the women that ride the wheel. They got big tits and thighs to feel. They ain't got a peter, but that ain't a sin.
V1adimirPutin
Cause they got a pretty place to put one in.
LundmanFTW
Here’s to you. Here’s to me. Best of friends we’ll always be. If someday we disagree, F*ck You, here’s to me.
BlueEyesStarterDeck
I read that in an Irish accent for some reason
pancakewich787
I approve this message.
CoreyJames08
That’s my fav one!
justthetip1221
+1 for you
justthetip1221
My best friend says this all the time. Fuck you, here's to me
dsquizzle
I can’t believe I haven’t seen this! “To all the kisses I’ve snatched and vice versa”
dsquizzle
This is from John Dies at the End lol
Syddie93
My boyfriend made this toast at my college graduation... At my parents' house.
GennaSansJ
It took me a hot second. This is underappreciated +1
Surely
Ha, that one is pure gold!
derschweiz
When you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters point downward.
DPadSA
I once watched a drunk friend slide down a banister that had a knob sticking up at the bottom. It caught on his asshole and ripped it open.
AquaLeaderArchie