WakeUp2Yourself
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Dec 23, 2021 10:24 AM
WakeUp2Yourself
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(photo by Robert E. Peary)
morninglightmountain
Gotta be the first time six inches warmed up two feet
ItsThoseZanyGermans
Warming up her feet, sure...
homer4evr
That's how it always starts
badairdayyay
„I told you the mini skirt was too cold today“ „stfu up Tropi & keep rubbing my fucking feet or getready for me not rubbing yours for month“
Mikey667
Giggity...
PMmeYourFeetLadies
Very good.
Rebullo
? feets
CAmedian
It’s amazing to me that they made fur shorts. I can’t figure out why on earth you’d want shorts in Greenland. At all.
goflyblind
hipshopbutcanthap
We call this "giving tummy". Wife makes that special face if her feet are cold
MarioBoon
Looks likes she's also warming something up in him.
KenseiYamada
Some might say he was pretty Inuit
Themaxdu1
Why she doesn't have hairy legs?
shipwreck92
Same reason a lot of SE Asian & Native American men can't grow beards:
Genetics.
iliketosayBURN
Totally not having a feetjob
countflatula
Gotta do that if you ever wanna put it Inuit her again!
Aurumai
@kiyami101
Kiyami101
worldwarzero
Some high thighs there
irrelevant18
I'd like to believe romance still exists, at the same time I'm a married woman and know there's always strings attached.
carnsolus
and your husband would like to believe sex still exists but he knows there's always strings attached.
irrelevant18
great of you to assume, bet you get all the sex that way.
Warmblood
How so? Soon to be married here. I just like making my fiancee happy. But maybe I don't see the strings I pull.
badtimesdontlast247
SIGH.... Real love back in the day! ?
RoboCopsCat
That’s some intense eye contact for just warming up feet.
paintingagency
*Marcellus Wallace has entered the chat*
DingusMajoris
They're both really intuit.
Killickthere
Heh
sellingmysoulforupvotes
I'm not entirely sure that's what's happening here... :-)
thecatsass204
Whatever is happening she’s got great legs
heywoodjabme
I had an ex who liked to “warm up her feet” regularly, among other things. Unfortunately the level of crazy surpassed the sexual deviance.
thesixmilliondollarman
An Inuit man warms up his wife’s feet in Greenland in the 1890’s. Says so in the title
sellingmysoulforupvotes
Inuit Man Rescues Stepsister Stuck Under The Bed
smaard
This was probably porn back in the days? So much legs
carnsolus
it's porn 'in the day'. Into the collection it goes
AllisAching
Sure, legs are nice but Ankles.. That's what turns me on...
FriskeyWhiskeyManpo
This is exactly how I have sex.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
Same.
panamjck
hahaha! you don't have sex
theslothmonster
From three feet away?
FriskeyWhiskeyManpo
I use her feet.
MaddModd
LateNightBunnyParty
That's how I warm my feet, too.
ItsDandySpaceDandy
LateNightBunnyParty
You can't have him. I don't share well.
ItsDandySpaceDandy
Fair enough.
JAPONfan
"Greenland my freezing ass, fuck you Eric and fuck your vikings"
StenYngve
In this example, they're lamenting the fact that vikings settled Greenland? Why? They're not related. Inuits came from west, like native Ame
spookyboy91
cus the underlying context was the guy got obsessed with the viking culture like today's average joe w assassin's creed Valhalla?
StenYngve
Not sure I understand you. It's common where I'm from 2 jokingly lament ancestors choice'v home because cold. Inuits should blame other folk
spookyboy91
ooohhhh I see, nvm I'm half asleep lol but it's interesting
JAPONfan
Eric named Greenland Greenland. It's a joke that Eric named Greenland Greenland while Inuits knew/know there's nothing green (warm) in it.
StenYngve
Ah, gotcha, yea, that's funny. That red bastard
MrFancyPanzer
Maybe she should put on some pants.
Faultlines
It's THT my dude that just wouldn't be right
MissPizzaDemon
We appreciate what you do
MarioBoon
Shut up, mom! All my friends dress like that!
NoCertaintyOnlyOpportunity
I like PANTS! I like FEET!
VampireLife
Maybe they got wet?
arikelrecords2000
Maybe she got wet?
mouseasw
joshybones
said no one, ever
MyUsernameHas22letters
HandoB4Javert
Looks like I can refrain until next March
smashingthatshelby
I would do this for days on end to stop my wife from putting on pets
IHaventTheFoggiest
I would gladly walk around in no pants if he’d let me turn the heat up!
codpeace
Fur is murder.
smashingthatshelby
*pants
Cassady
Necessary correction. Well done.
nananashisan
charlottadupont
Who is being forced to wear pants? It seems the opposite, many women are forced to wear skirts/dresses
Waitholdup
I'm forced to wear pants everyday, otherwise it's considered "unprofessional" and "How are your legs not burned to a crisp"
charlottadupont
Oh damn I'm sorry about that for you. Why is that?
Waitholdup
I'm a mechanic/welder
rmsrmsrms38
This is what my wife does in bed. How her feet are negative 72 degrees is still a mystery.
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Right?!
ToSisPoS
You need to warm her core vigorously.
Redshadow09
you married an alien
Peppylittlespitfire
My wife naturally sits at like 95.8 degrees and is freezing all the time. I don’t understand it
JohnNeufeld
Yeah, right. I mean she wore socks and her feet are still cold as ice. Violates the laws of thermodynamics
kanihaznaiph
Fill a hot water bottle at night or get another heating option for her at night, don't just GIVE it to her, DO IT FOR HER.
kanihaznaiph
I might sound crazy, admittedly I am, but I also have a fantasy of someone loving me enough to do this for me. Maybe you can do it for her.
MrMcCarrick
My feet are like that. Strongly suggest smooth tight socks in bed for her, they make a night and day difference for warmth.
spaceystacey
Tell me more - I broke down and slept in my fuzzy slippers last night. Like how tight and what do you mean by smooth?
MrMcCarrick
They sell athleticwear socks made of nylon like stockings. They're silky smooth and pretty tight to your skin so they don't get caught up.
spaceystacey
Ok, thanks. I will have to go shopping. I always look for big fuzzy socks!
Castironpeppers
You'll find this weird awesome, Google "male skin thicker than woman's"
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Is that why those bitches are always offended by everything?
victalany
bigfatpanda89
You're excused ?
skipweasel
Used to be that way round - but now my wife's like a radiator and I have cold feet. Not allowed to warm them up on her though.
SithElephant
Sectional electric blankets are awesome.
thereitis101
Absolutely the best gift. My wife is cold at room temperature. I like the room cold. Heating blanket you control on each side rocks.
DVSBSTrD
Just put them on her butt when she's asleep.
skipweasel
I must find my glasses - I read that as in.
MrFancyPanzer
Who the hell doesn't wear wool socks to bed all year round?
makeSX
I cant tell if you are joking or not. I most of the time just sleep regardless of the ligths, sounds and temperature...
7heBored
People who live in warmer climates
TheRealFireFrenzy
or people with thick ass down comforters
skipweasel
Me - can't abide wearing anything in bed.
Blue4Five
The only memory I have from my baby crib is that I did not like the pajamas(didn't even know what the name of them was, obviously) with feet
Blue4Five
I liked my feet to be free.