Apr 1, 2021 2:29 PM
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flexflint
Saw this before, ages ago: reaction is still: this. is. so. fuck'n. sexy.
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Glittershart
nofreelunch
At the beginning of the video I thought she wasn’t my type but now I am so aroused.
MinBlick
She ticked many boxes for me before all that and now I am swooning.
charlotteeloise01
Im a girl and i approve
Shehasprettyhair
They have pretty hair
legnouaa
StarscreamAndHutch
v
SomebodyThatIsntMe
That's Miss Steal Your Girl
JokingJoking
This is the most badass thing i have seen in my life
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
..... You need to get out more.
jesusisherelookbusy
Asian Grace Jones don’t give a fuck.
wolfspirit21
Dagun10
So much coolness.
override367
my first thought was "that's the most elegant woman I've seen today" which is a weird and uncharacteristically not perverted thought
Gayforbae
That hair ismjust on point took tho.
mercdaddy
? Whoo-oa here she comes...watch out boy she'll chew you up?
DrInkDrinker
She is a man eater if I've ever seen one.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Staged though.I could look cool staged. With good direction and some cgi.
midrealmknight
OriginalgamerX
And a stunt double.
With extra lube.
HerrHat
PoorSucker
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
KatoGodPrime
Big top energy
IronIce111
I want to be friends with this couple.
lxlulz
They are sisters, red dress is the designer black dress the model.
LoopStricken
There's still two of them though.
Punkereaux
Other way around. Taller woman is fashion designer Lora Wang.
britdick
Stone...cold.
fred3299
Steve Austin
HandoB4Javert
Where can you get a slo-mo umbrella?
Cattwalking
One of the best FU glares I've ever seen.
wisher1977
Worthy of the hyper vote
shesammy23
Foxes
Schmerbie
Hey haircut probably cost more than I make in a week
dragonfire50
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
wait! whats colder than dry ice?
Castironpeppers
Liquid nitrogen, then liquid helium then hydrogen, why?
no, I'll tell you what is, Oksana
With special lasers we can get small bits of atoms to just 0.1 kelvin
Manikasaurus
I love that little smile at the end, "I know that you're looking" :D
Anonawesome
Yes the scripted scene would probably have a recording camera.
tagswag8888
Anyone else going back through their favorites and hypevoting?!
Why would you. It will. Be gone in a day.
To make em feel special and relevant for a second again! Spread the love bro
NoProofReadingAllowed
If this was a villain, i'd definitely not root for the protagonist
DewiMorgan
Last time I saw this, I thought she was trying to open it, but you're right: she's shooting it at the cameraman like a gun, pew pew! :D
Øast time it was posted someone pointed out that this took several takes.
I should expect so! :D Any idea where it's from?
alsowhatsaderp
Thank you for acknowledging that I'm right. My wife will be so excited to hear this.
Yes! You ARE right! Everybody in the world is right, today. As husbands, we should get one day of it, right?
28dayslaterwasawarning
So cold she would freeze your dick off
ohnoitsavikingchick
Good.
ilhares
She's my kinda woman. She looks at me with disdain.
bread1
is that a version of death by snu snu?
Longbowgun
EEBY DEEBY?!
Usainbold
Eltore
sezchuanllama
Did she just low-key double gob, swallow and burp?
nsJunkspace
I think she did...
zolan
Jeeeeeeeesus that was smooth.
81licks
valen00
I don't think my wife has ever looked at me like she's looking at that umbrella.
LifeConfessionguy1
What a woman.....wow
Rulo1982
I'm afraid to ask but who is she?
In Life's gif, Aubrey Plaza. In OPs video, Loora Wang.
Aubrey, I was looking for Aubrey. Thanks a lot
SvarvSven
Loora, I was looking for Loora. Thanks a lot
PhotoAwp
I wish I was black dress but I'm red dress
braingain
Red dress is more fun
pixeltwig
Why the hell would you wish that? Im 39. My bosses boss in in his fifties and we can still do lightsaber battles in the parking lot 1/2
While being very serious in our work.. and our lives for that matter. Everybody needs to have fun in their own way :)
EphemeralLights
Both.. i choose both.
ArgonSpark
NoSax
Malikhi
But would either choose you?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
headlessness
Red is a cutie but black is all business. Both. Definitely both.
neos501
I choose red.
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
I choose that umbrella.
jennym123
You will be given whatever the lady in black offers and like it.
ImAnActionBirb
I also choose this man’s both.
CynicalLittle
I was about to say like I have a crush on both lmao
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
This post is sexier than any RHM/THT etc post that I’ve ever seen and I have favorites to prove It. Ok Except the Wednesday ones. Those win.
edmac23
As a lesbian, I also choose both.
razmann
i choose whichever will have me. so neither...
5minutekebab
clamdriver
Very smooth... and that look at the end. OMG.
Seaboo89
Both is good.
KittyGrimm
Koetjeboe
I wish I could hype vote this comment. I feel like it should be top.
Thank you! I was so sad when I saw the downvotes. I'm glad someone agreed with me.
Lewynsa
pegina
I would pay for her porn.
Just Google it. Maybe add in “gravure” and “kana.” Enjoy.
I don't remember her name
Google “Asuka kana gravure”
bigkingdingaling
They can just play with each other. I'd hate to get involved and ruin the whole aesthetic
WTFprotocolNr7
Agree. Just give me a stool in the corner and I’m a happy puppy.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
You’re into incest?
Icarus0711
You’re not?
iamspartan1262
antonzzzz
Stool? Two girls and a cup?
boblives
Well, they can’t get pregnant from it and they are adults so it’s just a matter of morals....and we all know how that changes all the time.
BumMunch
?1
pyr0chaos
Shes not keeping the red dress girl dry at all.
p0ssessi0nX
To be fair...RDG wasn't trying to keep dry in the first place. BDG really said my hair/dress is more important than your imagination ?
TriskaidekaFeelYa
OP does that.
ImSorry4meMentalSicknessSir
Datsinginguy
I want to give this comment hypervotes. So unfair
KyssedByFyre74
What red dress girl?
SimSimSimsalabim
TheWeebleWobler
bwahahahahahahaha
willy0200112
Not keeping me dry either.
Toan914
What l, it's not even raining.
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Neither am I
hoopsnek
I need hypevotes for this comment.
SecondSince
Giggity
Teddy2Ready
Neither would i
jhawker27
She is not keeping ANY girls dry.
TheJourn
She’s not keeping me dry, either.
Tombliboos
Moist.....
maincarrot
Umbrella do nothing when standing over a waterfall
Monkeytron
Quite the opposite!
muhr
Came here to say ‘iT’s nOt EveN RaiNinG’ and then got your joke +1
NuclearMonk
Me neither
smeltitdealtit
Nor me.
Xzeonx
Sonofabitchstolemyline.gif
ICannotSanctionYourBuffoonery
No. The red dress girl is definitely not dry... ?
simplemusings
I do not think the red dress girl is dry anyway after that...
Procrastinatress
I thought it was a parasol so they don’t get tanned
Khelan2050
Clear parasols arent very effective
Why not? Plastics don’t let through UV?
Just looked it up, TIL.
BarelyAnInconvenience42
Well, in the immortal words of Pam: "SPLOOSH!"
apollo1983
What episode of "the office" was that?
Just kidding
NotNotDeadpool
"could drown a toddler in her panties"
drainbamage1011
Goddammit, you beat me by 1 minute while I was searching for a link. Take your +1!
PineappleLoopsBroether
splooosh
zhasylB
I remember someone mentioning that they are sisters
TimeTravellingSpaceBear
I've watched enough MrRobot to know any hot Chinese woman could in fact be B.D.Wong
ddet1207
ShlongaDonga
Kinky!
Dragon10449
GeminiMithuna
+44 upvotes
sisters you say?
Fook-u
dakkaffex
every time this post is brought up people make a lesbian joke and then someone remind them of their family ties
ChazzK
And then Jamie Lannister gets posted.
Toofwess
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we know
Otternautilus
ZeroLevels
They're not MY sisters.
arthurvanhoudt
Step-sisters?
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
The one in blue is Chinese fashion designer Loora Wang and the other is her sister (haven't found her name yet).
beefstar2000
Yet
3KnucklesDeep
Lure a Wang? Several, probably.
TheLovelessHummingbird
That's a purple dress
dextarrogue
...isn't that a black dress?
OGymruOGymro
No, it's Yanni!
thePyromanic
Did you just say Laurel?
AnonKneeMoose
Navy blue, blue trim and she had blue hair highlights
bassaro
Oh not this shit again
Rolfasonofashepard
Yes?
abitskeptical
It looks gold to me
vozval
Dammit not again
redsmerf
Don't you start that shit again
fudgeman
Not this shit again
zanoii
Yes it is. Or her hair is also blue.
Ilikecreativepeople
Vera Big
ScreamingGreenFrog
Big what?
feed4you
Big wang
alternator43
Humongous what!?
BladeTurMoiL
Isnt she like super old? Wow. Them genes.
She's supposedly 35.
justborrowingthisusername
Apparently she's 36, I'll let you decide whether you think that's super old :p
Soujaofmisfortune
Super old? Look at her. Of course she isn't. I know Asian women age well, but come on. No one ages THAT well.
I think you might be thinking of Vera Wang who is in her 70s.
This. My bad XD
flexflint
Saw this before, ages ago: reaction is still: this. is. so. fuck'n. sexy.
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Glittershart
nofreelunch
At the beginning of the video I thought she wasn’t my type but now I am so aroused.
MinBlick
She ticked many boxes for me before all that and now I am swooning.
charlotteeloise01
Im a girl and i approve
Shehasprettyhair
They have pretty hair
legnouaa
StarscreamAndHutch
SomebodyThatIsntMe
That's Miss Steal Your Girl
JokingJoking
This is the most badass thing i have seen in my life
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
..... You need to get out more.
jesusisherelookbusy
Asian Grace Jones don’t give a fuck.
wolfspirit21
Dagun10
So much coolness.
override367
my first thought was "that's the most elegant woman I've seen today" which is a weird and uncharacteristically not perverted thought
Gayforbae
That hair ismjust on point took tho.
mercdaddy
? Whoo-oa here she comes...watch out boy she'll chew you up?
DrInkDrinker
She is a man eater if I've ever seen one.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Staged though.I could look cool staged. With good direction and some cgi.
midrealmknight
OriginalgamerX
And a stunt double.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
With extra lube.
HerrHat
PoorSucker
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
KatoGodPrime
Big top energy
IronIce111
I want to be friends with this couple.
lxlulz
They are sisters, red dress is the designer black dress the model.
LoopStricken
There's still two of them though.
Punkereaux
Other way around. Taller woman is fashion designer Lora Wang.
britdick
Stone...cold.
fred3299
Steve Austin
HandoB4Javert
Where can you get a slo-mo umbrella?
Cattwalking
One of the best FU glares I've ever seen.
wisher1977
Worthy of the hyper vote
shesammy23
Foxes
Schmerbie
Hey haircut probably cost more than I make in a week
dragonfire50
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
wait! whats colder than dry ice?
Castironpeppers
Liquid nitrogen, then liquid helium then hydrogen, why?
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
no, I'll tell you what is, Oksana
Castironpeppers
With special lasers we can get small bits of atoms to just 0.1 kelvin
Manikasaurus
I love that little smile at the end, "I know that you're looking" :D
Anonawesome
Yes the scripted scene would probably have a recording camera.
midrealmknight
tagswag8888
Anyone else going back through their favorites and hypevoting?!
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Why would you. It will. Be gone in a day.
tagswag8888
To make em feel special and relevant for a second again! Spread the love bro
NoProofReadingAllowed
If this was a villain, i'd definitely not root for the protagonist
DewiMorgan
Last time I saw this, I thought she was trying to open it, but you're right: she's shooting it at the cameraman like a gun, pew pew! :D
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Øast time it was posted someone pointed out that this took several takes.
DewiMorgan
I should expect so! :D Any idea where it's from?
alsowhatsaderp
Thank you for acknowledging that I'm right. My wife will be so excited to hear this.
DewiMorgan
Yes! You ARE right! Everybody in the world is right, today. As husbands, we should get one day of it, right?
28dayslaterwasawarning
So cold she would freeze your dick off
ohnoitsavikingchick
Good.
ilhares
She's my kinda woman. She looks at me with disdain.
bread1
is that a version of death by snu snu?
Longbowgun
EEBY DEEBY?!
Usainbold
Eltore
sezchuanllama
Did she just low-key double gob, swallow and burp?
nsJunkspace
I think she did...
zolan
Jeeeeeeeesus that was smooth.
81licks
valen00
I don't think my wife has ever looked at me like she's looking at that umbrella.
LifeConfessionguy1
What a woman.....wow
Rulo1982
I'm afraid to ask but who is she?
ilhares
In Life's gif, Aubrey Plaza. In OPs video, Loora Wang.
Rulo1982
Aubrey, I was looking for Aubrey. Thanks a lot
SvarvSven
Loora, I was looking for Loora. Thanks a lot
PhotoAwp
I wish I was black dress but I'm red dress
braingain
Red dress is more fun
pixeltwig
Why the hell would you wish that? Im 39. My bosses boss in in his fifties and we can still do lightsaber battles in the parking lot 1/2
pixeltwig
While being very serious in our work.. and our lives for that matter. Everybody needs to have fun in their own way :)
EphemeralLights
Both.. i choose both.
ArgonSpark
NoSax
Malikhi
But would either choose you?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
headlessness
Red is a cutie but black is all business. Both. Definitely both.
neos501
I choose red.
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
I choose that umbrella.
jennym123
You will be given whatever the lady in black offers and like it.
ImAnActionBirb
I also choose this man’s both.
StarscreamAndHutch
CynicalLittle
I was about to say like I have a crush on both lmao
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
This post is sexier than any RHM/THT etc post that I’ve ever seen and I have favorites to prove It. Ok Except the Wednesday ones. Those win.
edmac23
As a lesbian, I also choose both.
razmann
i choose whichever will have me. so neither...
5minutekebab
clamdriver
Very smooth... and that look at the end. OMG.
Seaboo89
Both is good.
KittyGrimm
Koetjeboe
I wish I could hype vote this comment. I feel like it should be top.
KittyGrimm
Thank you! I was so sad when I saw the downvotes. I'm glad someone agreed with me.
Lewynsa
pegina
Longbowgun
I would pay for her porn.
pegina
Just Google it. Maybe add in “gravure” and “kana.” Enjoy.
Longbowgun
I don't remember her name
pegina
Google “Asuka kana gravure”
bigkingdingaling
They can just play with each other. I'd hate to get involved and ruin the whole aesthetic
WTFprotocolNr7
Agree. Just give me a stool in the corner and I’m a happy puppy.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
You’re into incest?
Icarus0711
You’re not?
iamspartan1262
antonzzzz
Stool? Two girls and a cup?
boblives
WTFprotocolNr7
Well, they can’t get pregnant from it and they are adults so it’s just a matter of morals....and we all know how that changes all the time.
BumMunch
ArgonSpark
pyr0chaos
StarscreamAndHutch
Shes not keeping the red dress girl dry at all.
p0ssessi0nX
To be fair...RDG wasn't trying to keep dry in the first place. BDG really said my hair/dress is more important than your imagination ?
TriskaidekaFeelYa
OP does that.
ImSorry4meMentalSicknessSir
Datsinginguy
I want to give this comment hypervotes. So unfair
KyssedByFyre74
What red dress girl?
SimSimSimsalabim
TheWeebleWobler
bwahahahahahahaha
willy0200112
Not keeping me dry either.
Toan914
What l, it's not even raining.
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Neither am I
hoopsnek
I need hypevotes for this comment.
SecondSince
Giggity
Teddy2Ready
Neither would i
jhawker27
She is not keeping ANY girls dry.
TheJourn
She’s not keeping me dry, either.
Tombliboos
Moist.....
maincarrot
Umbrella do nothing when standing over a waterfall
Monkeytron
Quite the opposite!
muhr
Came here to say ‘iT’s nOt EveN RaiNinG’ and then got your joke +1
NuclearMonk
Me neither
smeltitdealtit
Nor me.
Xzeonx
Sonofabitchstolemyline.gif
ICannotSanctionYourBuffoonery
No. The red dress girl is definitely not dry... ?
simplemusings
I do not think the red dress girl is dry anyway after that...
Procrastinatress
I thought it was a parasol so they don’t get tanned
Khelan2050
Clear parasols arent very effective
Procrastinatress
Why not? Plastics don’t let through UV?
Khelan2050
Just looked it up, TIL.
BarelyAnInconvenience42
Well, in the immortal words of Pam: "SPLOOSH!"
apollo1983
What episode of "the office" was that?
apollo1983
Just kidding
NotNotDeadpool
"could drown a toddler in her panties"
Gayforbae
drainbamage1011
Goddammit, you beat me by 1 minute while I was searching for a link. Take your +1!
PineappleLoopsBroether
splooosh
zhasylB
I remember someone mentioning that they are sisters
TimeTravellingSpaceBear
I've watched enough MrRobot to know any hot Chinese woman could in fact be B.D.Wong
ddet1207
ShlongaDonga
Kinky!
Dragon10449
GeminiMithuna
+44 upvotes
valen00
sisters you say?
Dragon10449
Fook-u
dakkaffex
every time this post is brought up people make a lesbian joke and then someone remind them of their family ties
ChazzK
And then Jamie Lannister gets posted.
Toofwess
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we know
Otternautilus
ZeroLevels
They're not MY sisters.
arthurvanhoudt
Step-sisters?
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
The one in blue is Chinese fashion designer Loora Wang and the other is her sister (haven't found her name yet).
beefstar2000
Yet
3KnucklesDeep
Lure a Wang? Several, probably.
TheLovelessHummingbird
That's a purple dress
dextarrogue
...isn't that a black dress?
OGymruOGymro
No, it's Yanni!
thePyromanic
Did you just say Laurel?
AnonKneeMoose
Navy blue, blue trim and she had blue hair highlights
bassaro
Oh not this shit again
Rolfasonofashepard
Yes?
abitskeptical
It looks gold to me
vozval
Dammit not again
redsmerf
Don't you start that shit again
fudgeman
Not this shit again
zanoii
Yes it is. Or her hair is also blue.
Ilikecreativepeople
Vera Big
ScreamingGreenFrog
Big what?
feed4you
Big wang
alternator43
Humongous what!?
BladeTurMoiL
Isnt she like super old? Wow. Them genes.
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
She's supposedly 35.
justborrowingthisusername
Apparently she's 36, I'll let you decide whether you think that's super old :p
Soujaofmisfortune
Super old? Look at her. Of course she isn't. I know Asian women age well, but come on. No one ages THAT well.
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
I think you might be thinking of Vera Wang who is in her 70s.
BladeTurMoiL
This. My bad XD